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[–]Martin_The_Warrior 24 points25 points ago

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GUILT: the difference between 12 comments and 674 upvotes.

[–]bigsaks5 9 points10 points ago

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HAWKWARD...

[–]Chream 31 points32 points ago

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STRAIGHT TO HELL I GO.

[–]DNAhelicase 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed much too hard at this. Especially at the peace sign, fuck that sent me for a loop

[–]jojodaye 10 points11 points ago

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That gets funnier the more you watch it.

[–]Theedukeybrown 12 points13 points ago

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My friend and I were having a conversation that dealt with Stephen Hawking and how intelligent he is, and how it would be amazing, and a super-troll if he was truly mentally incapable of holding a conversation, and his chair was programmed to make him sound intelligent.

Like if he were thinking, "Potato boobies,"

The computer translated it to be "Black holes"

Yep.

[–]efischerSC2 3 points4 points ago

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Doesn't he blink his thoughts to the chair, then sit there while it speaks them? He prob blinks his thoughts out real fast then just sits their staring at titties (wishing his penis worked) until his machine is done speaking for him.

[–]Peteyjay 4 points5 points ago

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He pre types his speeches using the device on his cheek. The muscle movement will move a cursor over a keyboard. He stops on the desired letter and repeats sometimes using a word suggestion offered if it is correct. It's a sadly painfully slow process that is apparent when he is asked an off the cuff question.

Now you know.

[–]Tokeli 1 point2 points ago

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Takes a couple minutes just for him to say a sentence like that. And he's written entire books that way.

[–]dsr999[S] 0 points1 point ago

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very elaborate...i can dig

[–]efischerSC2 4 points5 points ago

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I hope you posted this to the Facebook page you got this image from.

[–]FREEmyNIGGAZ 3 points4 points ago

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i keep making a hawk noise when he swoops in

[–]30_Deuces 4 points5 points ago

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Fantastic.

[–]dsr999[S] 4 points5 points ago

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I. WAS. JUST. LEARNING. TO. LOOOVE.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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every time someone posts hawk face, this will be my response

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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AMAZING.

[–]iPeeLavaLampGoo 1 point2 points ago

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Each time I see a picture like that I wish my screen was a portal so I could reach through and punch their face with my foot.

[–]ricecrizo 1 point2 points ago

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What chu know 'bout raaaaaaaay finkle?

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 0 points1 point ago

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I just read the title in the voice of harley from epic meal time....

[–]DadWasntYourMoms1st 0 points1 point ago

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My mom came over and asked why I was laughing. I showed her this, and she asked who the man was. I told her it was Stephen Hawking. She replied, "I don't know who that is. But he looks gay."

[–]cygnus73 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, really just lost my cool face

[–]Shaggy57 0 points1 point ago

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BANG!!!!!!!!!

[–]awesomedave680 0 points1 point ago

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WTF I went to high school with the girl on the right

[–]LadySkywalker 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure that is like a curly haired doppelganger of a girl I went to high school with.

[–]PerfectLucidity 0 points1 point ago

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Same

[–]rye131 0 points1 point ago

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I must be slow... It's a duck face. Anyone can explain the significance?

[–]Busaman 1 point2 points ago

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Click on the imgur pic,it links to a gif

[–]rye131 0 points1 point ago

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Phone didn't load correctly first time I opened it. Whoops.

[–]rye131 0 points1 point ago

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I clicked on it again. Turns out my phone wouldn't load it for a super long time. Damn technology!

[–]Aths -1 points0 points ago

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Bang.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I laughed way harder than I should have at this

[–]COCA2113 -1 points0 points ago

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Bang! Bang! Bang! Damn, 2 out of 3, that moving target's a tricky one.

[–]ab103630 -1 points0 points ago

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It's so terrible yet I can't stop laughing.

[–]Healsforhugs -1 points0 points ago

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Best thing I've found on Reddit yet.

[–]melllvar93 -2 points-1 points ago

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so terrible yet SO GREAT

[–]touchy610 -2 points-1 points ago

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As soon as I saw this, the ERB with Einstein and Hawking song instantly popped into my head.