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[–]TooSexyForPants 2 points3 points ago

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It's like finding your way through a fucking mine field.

[–]roflautogyro 1 point2 points ago

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"I'm not going to play this game with you."

[–]Vidyogamasta 1 point2 points ago

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The problem- She asks your opinion. You said "My opinion is your opinion," and that's a gateway to frustration. You say "No, I like it long" or "Yeah, I think you should cut it, it'd look good!" Or "I honestly don't care, just do whatever."

The key here being "I think." She KNOWS what she thinks, but is (possibly) open to your thoughts swaying hers. Instead of trying to be sappy and saying "Do what YOU want to do!" you should actually tell her your opinion, or lack thereof.

In the case she finds a way to twist this and give you trouble, whatever. I myself find this type of internal debate cute, and I honestly do this type of thing myself. I'm making a decision and argue both points. I'll debate Choice 1 against her Choice 2 for a while, and when she finally concedes to Choice 1, I'll start arguing for choice 2 (using arguments she didn't think of). I think it's a fun mental exercise =P

[–]Dnfire17 0 points1 point ago

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I like the way you think! I often do this just to see whether I can convince her (or someone else) of something i don't really believe is right or true. I love playing the devil's advocate!

[–]Spr09 0 points1 point ago

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OPINIONS KILL

[–]Great_White_Buffalo 0 points1 point ago

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I had a girlfriend once.

[–]stockus 0 points1 point ago

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Have girlfriend, she cuts it. It's k.

[–]SundayRed 0 points1 point ago

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Cynics

[–]DoctorNose 0 points1 point ago

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If you did, you'd probably realize this is a stereotype that applies roughly .5% of the time and is massively overblown.

[–]732 0 points1 point ago

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I'll never understand why this happens often...

[–]Iamgoingtooffendyou 0 points1 point ago

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Make sure you wait a month and post this again with a different title.

[–]apathy86 -1 points0 points ago

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Logged in from lurking just to up vote this and cry due to the many times I experience this.