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[–]tuesdays_ 231 points232 points ago

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That never even crossed my mind

[–][deleted] 141 points142 points ago

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YES.

HELL YES.

HELL.

FUCKING.

YES.

[–]AAAAA42 7 points8 points ago

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B♦NP

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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This one stays.

[–]AAAAA42 0 points1 point ago

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Thank god, I was worried I was headed straight for the fire pit.

[–]highTrolla 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Zenithen -5 points-4 points ago

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What's wrong with reddit, I suspect so clever they have so many accounts they just upvote themselves and downvote you into oblivion.

[–]Gozerchristo 1 point2 points ago

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Mental note: create account for upvoting idiots.

[–]Zenithen 1 point2 points ago

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Notice how that account comment is deleted now too I suspect perhaps even that was one of that dudes shill accounts lol

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Nope. I'm just that charming.

[–]baalsitch 12 points13 points ago

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They have every right to be just as miserable as straight couples.

[–]PancakeMonkeypants 1 point2 points ago

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I completely agree. Also, though, I have you RES tagged as Bare-assed fart in the face XD.

[–]Marcus-Bachmann 13 points14 points ago

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because the divoice court would ruin the sanctity of the gay marriage!

wait. what am i saying?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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My father has been saying this for years!

[–]ask0 7 points8 points ago

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neither did the term irreconcilable fabulousness or Your Honour, he was not fabulous enough cross my mind as being valid reasons for divorce" - and now I cant wait for gay divorce.

[–]familyturtle 2 points3 points ago

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Ha, yes, gay couples don't have real relationship problems.

[–]Bitrandombit 1 point2 points ago

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I can't wait to see the fights over who owns which underwear.

[–]jbg89 -1 points0 points ago

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FABULOUS!

[–]propaglandist 149 points150 points ago

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You know, I was really opposed to gay marriage before I saw this picture... but I have to say, it's really Changed my mind.

[–]Nocut12 74 points75 points ago*

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You're speaking my Changuage!

[–]DAERemember 7 points8 points ago

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Yes I was robbed at the YMCA...again...

[–]dharlem39 1 point2 points ago

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brought you back to the awkward in limbo '0' vote because people obviously didn't recognize the reference.

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[–]Exavion 29 points30 points ago

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You missed the Community reference, don't Chang the subject.

[–]isthataturtle 10 points11 points ago

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I understand your Changuage

[–]Jobson15 18 points19 points ago

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Guilty as Changed.

[–]Gozerchristo 4 points5 points ago

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Don't try to Chang the subject.

[–]gravehunterzero 4 points5 points ago

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When you do it makes me Changry.

[–]propaglandist 8 points9 points ago

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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How could you be indifferent. Our country is basically saying "There is a service we provide to all Americans, for free, except for this portion. Those people, they aren't allowed to have it."

Restricting privileges to only heterosexuals makes homosexuals second class citizens.

[–]Thatguyispimp 10 points11 points ago

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woosh

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[–]Named_after_color 0 points1 point ago

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You know, I thought you were joking, but that reply made me realize you were serious. I don't want to force an opinion down your throat, because when people do that we tend to reject it, but please understand that this is a very serious issue for those it affects, and we would appreciate your support. Even if you don't see one way or the other, please don't assume that this is a non-issue.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Gareth321 -1 points0 points ago

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That's a really well made video.

[–]naturalcauzes 2 points3 points ago

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I feel like if this was dialogue in Community, it would have read "Chang'd" in the script.

[–]MundaneHymn 4 points5 points ago*

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This WAS dialogue from Community.

Edit: Admitting I was wrong. It was not.

[–]Greedish 2 points3 points ago

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No it wasn't. It was a reference to a joke in Community but it wasn't part of the script or a line in the show.

[–]Zimbardo 35 points36 points ago

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Only if RuPaul is the judge.

[–]CandyDaydream 10 points11 points ago

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You may sashay away.

[–]kotws 12 points13 points ago

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RuPaul is the Constitution

[–]Xodah 5 points6 points ago

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RuPaul is a way of life.

[–]opie92 63 points64 points ago

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Did that "chang" your point of view?

[–]larkable 31 points32 points ago

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Speaking of my point of view... it was excellent while I was banging Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom.

[–]AgentConundrum 26 points27 points ago

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Well that came up organically.

[–]tsaw 4 points5 points ago

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That sounds like Glee! A feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get into its pants!

[–]pretzelzetzel 19 points20 points ago

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When did Ken Jeong wear a crown?? Is this a TV show??

[–]OutOfExileFP 83 points84 points ago

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I want to say this is from Role Models

[–]pretzelzetzel 126 points127 points ago

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Do it, man. Say it.

[–]IsomorphicAlgorithm 21 points22 points ago

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It.

[–]Lampmonster1 15 points16 points ago

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A movie that didn't get enough attention. Not a great comedy, but a pretty decent one.

[–]CorneliusJack 9 points10 points ago

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Jane Lynch was awesome in it (as in almost everything she did).

[–]Lampmonster1 16 points17 points ago

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You know what else she was in? A prison. Made of cocaine. In a cell made of Cocaine. You know what her bed was made of? Cocaine.

[–]Pootytang001 5 points6 points ago

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What did she have for breakfast?

[–]Lampmonster1 4 points5 points ago

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COCAINE!

[–]Sve7en 2 points3 points ago

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Nope.

Cereal.

[–]monkiboy 0 points1 point ago

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Coca Puffs?

[–]FatCat433 -3 points-2 points ago

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This description of the movie makes it sound like it got just the right amount of attention.

[–]TheNicestMonkey 0 points1 point ago

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Depends. Of the Judd Apatow(esque) Bromantic Comedies I'd say it was one of the best. Worse movies, like I Love You Man, got significantly more attention.

[–]Botwin15 8 points9 points ago

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Definitely one of my favourite comedies

[–]spastichobo 11 points12 points ago

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I believe it was in Role Models, he was the king of the LARP group.

[–]Ryuuken1127 6 points7 points ago

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I went to a party at a club in Manhattan the day after gay marriage was legalized in New York.

I went to the bar for a drink, and there was this good looking girl at the bar. She said to me "Great night to party right?", I asked her what she meant, and she replied "Gay's can get married now".

I replied "Oh, that's wonderful, you gonna marry your partner now?"

She replies "No, I'm a divorce lawyer, business is gonna SKYROCKET for me!"

I haven't laughed so hard in my entire life.

[–]dueljester 0 points1 point ago

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And that folks is why marriage of ANY form is a horrible thing. The only people that benefit from the concept of marriage are the lawyers.

[–]i_cry_evrytim_ 15 points16 points ago

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[–]sharkdude95 -4 points-3 points ago

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boo hoo

[–]Zeppelanoid 23 points24 points ago

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Pic unrelated?

[–]u8eR 21 points22 points ago

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No, Ken Jeong would indeed watch the shit out of gay divorce court.

[–]ElCaz 9 points10 points ago

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I'd rather have him judging. It would be the most incredible thing of all time.

[–]kaliixx 6 points7 points ago

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missing the p.s. app... so much.

[–]EnderDom 4 points5 points ago

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Gay marriages should be legalized for the same reason women got the vote and slaves got emancipation, because it's just the right fucking thing to do.

[–]Oatmealisgood 3 points4 points ago

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[–]TheAsianMission 3 points4 points ago

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this looks so familiar... /r/tipofmytongue

[–]g33n 21 points22 points ago

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[–]alexthehoopy 5 points6 points ago

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Ah-hah! AH-HAH!

[–]jeffreyadams4 10 points11 points ago

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PostSecret.

I'd link to the post, but I think PostSecret rotates their files every week, so it'd invalidate my link by the end of tonight when Frank posts Sunday Secrets again

[–]TryUsingScience 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for reminding me to check PostSecret before tomorrow.

[–]TankorSmash 0 points1 point ago

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Imgur's pretty good at hosting images forever. Check this one out http://i.imgur.com/Wo3eW.jpg

[–]no_puppets_here 3 points4 points ago

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[–]zimgir1098 3 points4 points ago

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I thought it would be this

I thought wrong.

[–]sweetiebelle15 3 points4 points ago

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Upvote for Supernatural.

[–]Bograff 1 point2 points ago

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Someone pitch the idea to the entertainment industry. Maybe they can push through some legislation to help gay marriages happen.

[–]Necavi 3 points4 points ago

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Now exeunt my burger hole!

[–]philge 3 points4 points ago

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It's funny because the divorce rate for same sex marriages are quite low.

[–]i_ball_daily_G 1 point2 points ago

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[–]avenlanzer 1 point2 points ago

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The strongest argument for it I've heard is this.

[–]bschopper25 2 points3 points ago

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Louis C.K. said this... Just FYI

[–]TryUsingScience 1 point2 points ago

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It's a pretty common joke.

[–]Armonster 1 point2 points ago

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Never heard it from anybody. Is there an originator?

[–]TryUsingScience 1 point2 points ago

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No idea. I've also heard a related joke that goes something like, "Judges have finally decided what happens when a gay couple divorces - the next lesbian couple to divorce, gets all their stuff."

[–]NickDerpkins 1 point2 points ago

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At first I just believed in gay marriage. Now its time to fight for it.

[–]Mwuzhf 0 points1 point ago

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We all would.

[–]notredditaddict 0 points1 point ago

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I've been drinking. I tried to click on upvote more than once but it wouldn't let me :( I really wanted to upvote the shit out of this

[–]hoobsher 0 points1 point ago

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so rather than post a picture of ken jeong in community, post a picture of him in role models.

i had to look this up before i got it.

please make sense.

[–]benjaminwanker 0 points1 point ago

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-From the Post Secret App

[–]IBtheGreat1 0 points1 point ago

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Is this from community? Cause I don't remember this

[–]BlackZeppelin 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this like 50 times this week.

[–]CapnSammich 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else think that the picture has nothing at all to do with the text in it?

[–]floydpambrose 0 points1 point ago

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I generally don't do this, but I think I just saw this within the past 2 months. REPOST

[–]iDuckie 0 points1 point ago

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Only if Ken Jeong hosted the show. Then I'd DVR that bitch.

[–]Heroshade 0 points1 point ago

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Sooo.... Why the Asian king?

[–]Vide0dr0me 0 points1 point ago

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So did ken Jeong say this? I doubt it. Is he gay? He's not. I don't get why this picture was used.

[–]unicorn_hair 0 points1 point ago

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My roommate just showed me this, and asked "Is this offensive?" I laughed like a freaking hyena.

[–]washingmachinerage 0 points1 point ago

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This has Chappelle's Show written all over it.

[–]mfei -2 points-1 points ago

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The thing is, it's still funny as a repost.

[–]Indigoma -1 points0 points ago

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Role models.

[–]J_Paul -2 points-1 points ago

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The Asian king man is so right, I WOULD watch the absolute shite out of gay divorce court.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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817 point karma for a repost

[–]moderndayvigilante 1 point2 points ago

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Best way to get karma, you didn't know?!?

[–]rubixlube 0 points1 point ago

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He's not wrong.

[–]Mangusu 0 points1 point ago

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Man, I know I heard a comic say that line in a stand-up. This is gonna bother me all day.

[–]MonkeySmurf 0 points1 point ago

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Excellent idea peasant. Now, exit my burger hole.

[–]justfarmingdownvotes 0 points1 point ago

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What's so entertaining about that?

[–]ruin 0 points1 point ago

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"Gay marriage will inevitably lead to gay divorce, and that will be bitchy" -Jimmy Carr.

[–]newhouseforever 0 points1 point ago

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FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:

[–]Expand_Ur_Vocabulary 0 points1 point ago

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[–]scattyboy -1 points0 points ago

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They already have gay divorces on Divorce Court, and they are FABULOUS!

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck you this is very offensive to gays how would you like it if you were treated like this. You wouldn't everypony has rights to do what they want.

[–]alexminus 1 point2 points ago

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In the words of Stephen Fry,

"You're offended. So fucking what?"

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 -3 points-2 points ago

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So fuck you I'm not gay die in hell

[–]pikori -1 points0 points ago

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I remember someone posting this after it first went up on PostSecret...

[–]Chren -1 points0 points ago

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Just watch regular daytime court shows then. I swear there's an inordinate amount of ex-girlfriend lesbians suing each other on them...

[–]cry-n-tell -1 points0 points ago

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Just one little snippet of what could be an ordinary episode if this show were to ever exist; Two grown men fighting over custody of a chiwawa

[–]sea_czar -1 points0 points ago

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I have always thought that divorce court wasn't dramatic enough. America, are you not amused?

[–]NowNowGuys -1 points0 points ago

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<wistful> If only I were king. </wistful>

[–]ab103630 -3 points-2 points ago

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I was against gay marriage but this may have just changed my mind

[–]samurai_9 -2 points-1 points ago

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this must happen. not only for the shows content but think about the potential for commercial slots.

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i would watch this in a heart beat.