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[–]bangzoomstraitmoon 9 points10 points ago

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Well, could be worse. 'Tis better under cocaine to fail at generating an erection than to freak out and fashion an erection into a shiv.

[–]rhetoricomposition[S] -1 points0 points ago

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well said, upvote for you

[–]OUTLAW_CptDan 4 points5 points ago

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Ask your doctor about cialis.

[–]CitizenPremier 2 points3 points ago

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Remember kids--never do coke without boner pills.

[–]Stephen_W_Hawking 1 point2 points ago

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I hope those kids you're speaking to are 90's stock brokers or LA movie producers.

[–]TSED 6 points7 points ago

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Jill looks so smug. Look at that. She wanted this to happen.

I don't know what your game is, Jill, but I don't trust you.

[–]CosmicBard 1 point2 points ago

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She's coked up off her tits. She probably wants to tell him, "Fuck, honey, don't worry about that shit, let's go ride roller coasters and punch hookers."

[–]TSED 1 point2 points ago

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Jeez, I'm not coked up and that even sounds kind of fun to me.

[–]CosmicBard 0 points1 point ago*

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Only through the subtle ministrations of Lady Cocaine can one truly appreciate the finer points of inflicting lasting physical harm on prostitutes while simultaneously experiencing zero gravity via centrifugal forces.

[–]sea_czar 5 points6 points ago

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No fairy tale ends with cocaine? I submit to you Charlie Sheen. He lived in a house full of porn stars. If that isn't a fairy tale then then I will sit on a toad and call you Lenny.

[–]rhetoricomposition[S] 1 point2 points ago

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will you call me Lenny any way?

[–]I_Wont_Draw_That 0 points1 point ago

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Now that's a fairy tale ending if I ever heard one.

[–]dome210 4 points5 points ago

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Scumbag Drugs:

Makes you feel good everywhere

Except where you really need it

[–]AloeRP 2 points3 points ago

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Jack and Jill went up a hill so he could lick her candy Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock Because Jill's real name is Randy

[–]hAxehead 2 points3 points ago

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Every.

Fucking.

Month.

[–]mushrim 1 point2 points ago

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Welp.

[–]SynthPrax 1 point2 points ago

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That, and he's all fidgetty and speedy like a chihuahua with ADHD.

[–]natronmooretron 1 point2 points ago

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Cocaine makes me depressed and gives me diarrhea instantly.

[–]sugar_free_rockstar 1 point2 points ago

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That's why you cut your cocaine with viagra, gaw!

[–]dtuominen 1 point2 points ago

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fuck man, at times, adderall can be just as devilish.

[–]KingPillow 0 points1 point ago

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I agree. You're awake for 10 hours, with plenty of sluts around, and you're flaccid as fuck. (At least that applies to me half the time)

[–]TurtleCatJr 0 points1 point ago

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forget the anti-joke chicken. Umm.... what is the relevant meme for this situation?

[–]c_alas 0 points1 point ago

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Happy ending? I don't think the original was too happy an ending either. Jacky boy can't get it up, but at least he's coked up with crown in tact.

[–]magme89 0 points1 point ago

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Weren't Jack and Jill brother and sister? So its ok to bang your sibling but not while on coke. I'll file that away for later.

[–]c_alas 1 point2 points ago

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I believe they were based on a couple of adulterers who would sneak away up the mountain to have it off behind their spouses back. So when they fall down, and Jack breaks his crown (meaning Cranium) it gives us that lovely subtle slap of morality and fear of adultery.... Or so Ricky Gervais says.

[–]magme89 0 points1 point ago

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I never knew that! TIL...

[–]DJPhilos 0 points1 point ago

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69 while soft is still amazing.

[–]I_B_Trolling 0 points1 point ago*

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Cocaines cloaked :-x joke! Not an oral soak! nor a chicken choke stroke! could awaken the once mighty oak! of the poor bloke (;_;) , to prep it to poke, as it had been broke, by way of coke, that he foolishly did snort & smoke!

--Sponsored by; Trolls whom know it is wise to abstain from cocaine, for it is a drain to ones brain, leading to strain, pain, & the flushing ones life down the drain.

edit: added: snort & an "r"

[–]lillyjb 0 points1 point ago

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[–]StAlfonzo 0 points1 point ago

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I came across similar ad campaigns in Edinburgh back in 2009

[–]maxisawesome 0 points1 point ago

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Seen this twelve times this month.

[–]thatfatguy481 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer: Jack and jill went up the hell, both with a buck and a quarter... Jill came down with two fifty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWzI_Wn0ZwM

[–]ghandionaraptor -1 points0 points ago

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is it weird if that makes me want to do coke?