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[–]Lazook 8 points9 points ago

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Or finding out you have new messages.

[–]darkdasky 7 points8 points ago

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I just get scared.

"Crap. What did I say?"

[–]Lazook 3 points4 points ago

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Oh yeah, that happens too.

[–]darkdasky 3 points4 points ago

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You just did it to me. My heart skips a beat I swear.

That might not be healthy.

[–]Lazook 4 points5 points ago

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FUCK YOU!

I wonder how often that works on you.

[–]darkdasky 2 points3 points ago

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Just once...

/dies.

[–]BillDAWG 1 point2 points ago

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FUCK YOU!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Not really. I always think, Wtf did I say now?

[–]rhunex 4 points5 points ago

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Ah, the sweet, succulent nectar of orangered. The mere sight of it is almost orgasmic.

[–]meridiansis 6 points7 points ago

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I just almost gave you a orgasm. fuck yea...

[–]rhunex 4 points5 points ago

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Omg yes.

[–]OhShitSon 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, you like this don't you?

[–]rhunex 1 point2 points ago

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You know it. So much orangered today, and it's all positive! Usually it's someone raging about this or that...but this is fantabulous.

[–]Ozwaldo 5 points6 points ago

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...you guys check how much karma you have?

[–]Kuusou 0 points1 point ago

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Every couple of minutes.

[–]spambat 1 point2 points ago

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I only check once a day as I only ever get comment karma. 22 is about the most I've gotten on a single comment and it's because I stood up for someone: That's right!

[–]PwnerMcCox 3 points4 points ago

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[–]slapded 0 points1 point ago

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Kid cudi

[–]Bananinator 1 point2 points ago

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That's how I felt after some lame comment I made got about 700 upvotes.

[–]allinfun 2 points3 points ago

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i looked at your comment history and added another up vote just for this.

[–]Fiercekiller 1 point2 points ago

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Because that's the purpose of Reddit.....

Imaginary karma numbers....

-sigh-

[–]2muchmustard[!] 1 point2 points ago

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One does not simply log off Reddit

[–]getoutofnj 0 points1 point ago

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such a good one. anyone have the original video link?

[–]spambat 0 points1 point ago

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[–]used_bathwater 0 points1 point ago

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Does one not have to log out to log back in?

[–]vonillabean 0 points1 point ago

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So true.

[–]SkullOMania13 0 points1 point ago

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lmao yeah, as if I ever log out.

[–]ubermetroid 0 points1 point ago

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You can check to see how much Karma you have? I thought that was a joke!

[–]cbullins 0 points1 point ago

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One of these days I'll know the feeling.

I hope?

[–]RaVNzCRoFT 0 points1 point ago

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Stop promoting the idea that karma is significant in any way.

[–]freelittyta 0 points1 point ago

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does karma get you something? here? or is it just a way to like, think that you are something great? i've only noticed my karma twice, and i'm just a bit like, not interested.

[–]votercolonel 0 points1 point ago

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It's the best and worst part about being Australian on Reddit, 90% of users are active while I sleep.

[–]Asdayasman -2 points-1 points ago

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Link or comment? 3 days ago, I broke 5k, and I made a k in the next 2 days.