One day you'll thank them...

mockduckcompanion · 8 months

Thank god they used non-permanent ink.

2abyssinians · 8 months

If you're forever alone, you can pretend your best friends ass is a pair of boobs and get the same sensation by rubbing your wiener between his ass crack. That's what I'm guessing.

Edit: Yes, tittyfuck.

happyyyland · 8 months

Please translate all the words!

RandomBystander · 8 months

Putting the 'Fuck' in What The Fuck.

Meyithi · 8 months

But where do the eggs and sausage go? I don't understand!

lizbethblues · 8 months

This would make a great valentine.

zskye · 8 months

ಠ_ಠ

CLSmith15 · 8 months

Step 1 - Draw fake nipples on some guy's ass.

Step 2 - ?????

Step 3 - Profit!

the_feng · 8 months

Because China.

AgreesWithIdiots · 8 months

Never eating bacon and eggs again.

glitterific · 8 months

I think I understand this tattoo now.

SkyPork · 8 months

I ... don't think I will be doing any of these things.

rockbud · 8 months

wtf is this?

keentaroh · 8 months

享受朋友的股溝 Feel free to use Google translate. It's basically a way to enjoy a friend's butt.

LDiabolo · 8 months

gdm9000 · 8 months

Apparently there's no translation for the word 'Gay' in Chinese characters? Wow, go figure...

Shredthis · 8 months

Thank you for this. I laughed so hard I began to cry.

specialk3 · 8 months

Thought for sure the middle picture was of eggs with a popsicle stick in the middle.

pacocat · 8 months

THIS is what WTF is all about! Thank you!

acityinflorida · 8 months

I'm pretty sure if your friend is going to let you do all that, then you could just fuck him in the ass. Maybe the kit is more of an ice breaker.

Hoodliner · 8 months

More accurate translation provided by a live Asian:

Title: Enjoy your friend's ass-cleavage 1. Use a non-permanent marker to draw the tits that you favor on your friend's cheeks. In case if you messed up, it's easier to erase and re-draw on the ass. Preferrably to have your friend's cheecks in nice round shape and smooth skin texture, which would be similar to the actual boobs. 2. Please pay close attention to where anal is. In order to avoid unpleasantness, please do not insert into the hole. Place the penis in between the cleavage and adjust to a comfortable position and begin rubbing back and forth until reaching climax. If it's not moist enough, you may use lubricants. 3. After ejaculation, you may rest on top of your friend a little and thank him for helping out. If you can't get an erection during this boob-assimilation, either you did not draw the tits vividly, or your friend's cheeks weren't in perfect shape. But, most likely, you might be gay.

anal_rapist_ · 8 months

ME GUSTA

ItsRealToMe · 8 months

Well I literally said "What the Fuck"

pageblanche · 8 months

Using this link from another WTF post, but I felt it had to be on here: http://futurablack.com/#i%20will%20just%20rub%20it%20between%20your%20cheeks%20like%20i%27m%20titty%20fucking

ziggybiggnutts · 8 months

please tell me what the fuck is going on. I don't believe happyyy

theshitido · 8 months

im really not sure i get this

HeesBrotherBilo · 8 months

simulated breast secks level: Asian

jifwu · 8 months

Reaction: "Waht?" (misspelled on PURPOSE) "WHAAAT?"

epoxy_proxy · 8 months

I will never be able to un-see the looks on their faces in step three...

Dervian79 · 8 months

Whaa?

gubatron · 8 months

So... let me paint tits on my friends ass so I can fulfill my homosexual desires without feeling guilty?

matapuwili · 8 months

Of course, drawing the nipples makes it non-gay.

amimegusta · 8 months

that weird part of the internet again...

frizzball89 · 8 months

Taking your bromance to the next level!!

I_Think_Alot · 8 months

China has some weird looking women.

8 months

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WTF

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