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[–]slaminsammy 46 points47 points ago

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I miss the SHIT outta Trigger Happy T.V.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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HELLO?

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[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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WHAAAAAT?

[–]HitMePat 15 points16 points ago

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NAH IT'S ALL RUBBISH! TOTAL RUBBISH!

[–]Hamster_Huey 13 points14 points ago

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CIAO!

[–]slaminsammy 1 point2 points ago

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Upvotes to all of you. KEEPIN THE DREAM ALIVE!

[–]ForgotHow 1 point2 points ago

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Dom Joly is my second cousin! :D

[–]slaminsammy 0 points1 point ago

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WA WA WHAAAAAT?!

[–]Shazoola 0 points1 point ago

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IAMA!

[–]knizzle 34 points35 points ago

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Worse

EDIT: Or better?

[–]MrNameless 19 points20 points ago

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Its actually kind of a dick thing to do.

[–]WhatchaOdin 25 points26 points ago

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All of Remi's videos are basically a dick thing to do.

[–]uraffuroos 2 points3 points ago

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Have you watched many of his videos?

[–]ZombieOverlord 2 points3 points ago

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[–]JonTin 2 points3 points ago

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Worse

[–]Allogistic 0 points1 point ago

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Came here for this. Remi is such a stud, he can't help but inspire copycats.

[–]ForgotHow 2 points3 points ago

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This was around before Remi gained popularity.

[–]zombie_overlord 1 point2 points ago

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[–]epicitous1 -1 points0 points ago

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Id be the guy to get out of my car and start relentlessly kicking his ass.

[–]SlimyMango 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry, but the guy is ripped as hell, and has plenty of jail experience I believe. You would recieve an ass beating, and he would be justified.

[–]epicitous1 0 points1 point ago

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No one is that tough against a baseball bat.

[–]tbscotty68 -3 points-2 points ago

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That fucker should be arrested for disturbing the peace.

[–]WizardBlue 1 point2 points ago

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The problem is he's quite fast

[–]tbscotty68 1 point2 points ago

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Let him try that shit with cops in the States; they kill people to less. (They kill people for nothing, in fact.)

[–]TheBoxTalks 63 points64 points ago*

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I'd be tempted to get out of my car and slug that guy.

[–]dfafs 20 points21 points ago

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Or snail him with your car.

[–]Sexualcyanide 14 points15 points ago

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I think most people would want to beat the shell out of that guy.

[–]MisterLich 21 points22 points ago

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Mollusk.

[–]_pumpkinpies 2 points3 points ago*

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Guys, just let him have his moment in the slime light.

[–]Smoking_Pun -1 points0 points ago

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Dammit, I've arrived too late.

[–]_pumpkinpies 0 points1 point ago

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This is how I feel with every pun thread I read.

(Fortunately, I was able to make this one in time.)

[–]Uncleleech -2 points-1 points ago

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A pun about mollusks

[–]alienangel2 6 points7 points ago

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Good way to get your feet run over.

[–]pureluck145 3 points4 points ago

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Trigger Happy TV was awesome! Loved the giant phone bit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NciO7AEqKYE

[–]BCP6J9YqYF6xDbB3 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Lampmonster1 3 points4 points ago

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Do it slowly

Anyone else automatically think of this when reading that phrase? Slightly nsfw.

http://i.imgur.com/iJL2T.jpg

[–]Funkpuppet 1 point2 points ago

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Came here for the True Lies reference. What a body!

[–]notanexp3rt 7 points8 points ago

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What a face... good thing we have paper bags for these sorts of situations..

[–]Lampmonster1 0 points1 point ago

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The first R rated movie I saw in the theater was Trading Places. I was 7. So yeah, I've been in love with her since.

[–]the_average_asian 7 points8 points ago

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whats with all the reposts today?

[–]facebones2112 4 points5 points ago

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Today? You must be new here.

[–]the_average_asian 0 points1 point ago

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nah, but i mean like more than normal

[–]whatamidoinghere78 1 point2 points ago

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He is a slime ball

[–]benevolentsun801 3 points4 points ago

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REPOST...

[–]StalinsLastStand 2 points3 points ago

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At least wait a month:

title comnts points age /r/
Wow, Why the F Did This Seem Like a Good Idea? 3coms 0pts 21dys WTF
snail crossing 137coms 1253pts 22dys WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]oh__look__a__repost 3 points4 points ago

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oh look a repost

[–]Joseph_fritzl_316 0 points1 point ago

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Source/video?

[–]inawordno 7 points8 points ago

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Somebody else has said it, but it is from Trigger Happy TV.

An english show which has some of the funniest moments of TV I have ever seen. Check it out.

[–]cuntunderground 0 points1 point ago

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Cue Unintended by Muse...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Two favorite THTV moments:

Fake Real Snowman

and also one I couldn't find a video of, where they're set up in front of city landmarks on the curb, I believe, and whenever an old person is about to get their picture taken, way behind them over their shoulder he's in the Death Costume so it shows up in their photo like it's their time.

[–]italkinriddles 0 points1 point ago

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Ugh, that must hurt. Grinding with your belly over asphalt.

[–]superawesomeid 1 point2 points ago

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and it's actually size of a slug

[–]blink_again_bitch 0 points1 point ago

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If you like this youll LOVE Remi. Bing it.

[–]Magl 0 points1 point ago

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The best part is when he immediately starts walking normally as soon as he finishes crossing.

[–]krugnasty 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Remi?

[–]Cillex 0 points1 point ago

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troll level: french

[–]cyn_nyc 0 points1 point ago

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First thought

"Do it...ducimo."

[–]Zubair_m1 0 points1 point ago

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Seems like a gig from Remi inspired

[–]altissim0 0 points1 point ago

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Why have I seen this exact thing at least 15 times on Reddit already?

[–]joeslo 0 points1 point ago

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CIAO!

[–]Odnetnin90 0 points1 point ago

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This was one the funniest shows ever!

[–]Snorfalorf 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Remi?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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real source :

remi gaillard

other videos are poor reposts/ redone.

[–]TheGayRoommate 13 points14 points ago

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No, the real source is trigger happy TV. A show from about 10 years ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVJ80MQLEuk

[–]That_Tall_Guy -3 points-2 points ago

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Remi is the best. He must have a good lawyer for all the times he gets arrested, too.

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[–]Sexualcyanide 8 points9 points ago

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Actually I think its Dom Joly of Trigger Happy TV. He also likes dressing up as animals to mess with people.

[–]grigri 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, it's from Trigger Happy TV. I prefer the squirrels and pigeons on that show, though.

[–]Sexualcyanide 0 points1 point ago

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I have to say the rabbits are mine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9DpbHUhR_c

[–]ruination77 0 points1 point ago

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I always preferred the enormous cell phone. HELLO?!

[–]Sexualcyanide 4 points5 points ago

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WHAT? NO I'M ON REDDIT. NO, IT'S A REPOST.

[–]ruination77 0 points1 point ago

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Brilliant!

[–]aSpartanWarrior 0 points1 point ago

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Most of which tends to be dressing up in costumes of animals. :P

[–]Ninefold_reddit -3 points-2 points ago

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Saw this on reddit a million times. Laughed and up voted anyways

[–]Balloon_Twister 0 points1 point ago

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All i could hear was Muse - Unintended

[–]JaWiMa 0 points1 point ago

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[–]heart-on 0 points1 point ago

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best abbey road re-enactment ever