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[–]greycubed 408 points409 points ago

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[–]u8eR 292 points293 points ago

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[–]Almondcoconuts 184 points185 points ago

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YOU.MOTHER.FUCKER.

[–]Legolomaniak 215 points216 points ago

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[–]Almondcoconuts 23 points24 points ago

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haha excellent!

[–]999realthings 9 points10 points ago

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One day this gif will come in handy.

[–]StolenLampy 11 points12 points ago

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New favorite gif, which is a hard choice, so bravo

[–]Bad_Sex_Advice 57 points58 points ago

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[–]iBeatStuffUp 33 points34 points ago

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Oh god I thought it was going to be username relevant

[–]Bugsybear 4 points5 points ago

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So bravo.

[–]TheInternetHivemind 18 points19 points ago

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So he's either a father or a tennis coach.

[–]skotia 4 points5 points ago

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Mailman reporting in.

[–]Stratisphear 4 points5 points ago

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Plumber here to lay down some pipe.

[–]Tox1cAv3ng3r 1 point2 points ago

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Mario here to jump through some pipe.

[–]IAmSedders 0 points1 point ago

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I have you tagged as "got some bitchin' flair" just fyi.

[–]Almondcoconuts 0 points1 point ago

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[–]johnnygrant 7 points8 points ago

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"TAKE HIM.....TO THE DUNGEONS!!!"

[–]booooooooooooosh 9 points10 points ago

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[–]khanfusion 3 points4 points ago

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The comments thread seemed useless in telling me what this was from....

Help a bredditor out?

[–]booooooooooooosh 2 points3 points ago

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Kentucky Fried Movie

[–]foil-time 2 points3 points ago

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Ahh Kentucky Fried Movie. It's rare to see a reference here

[–]Ghenges 1 point2 points ago

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It's always that kid with the bowl haircut who is the trouble maker.

[–]kaden_sotek 1 point2 points ago

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Does it look more like the woman pulls the kid back because she thinks birthday boy is going to hit him or because she just wanted to get him away so he didn't interfere again? The timing makes me feel more like it's the first one.

[–]Aiconic 192 points193 points ago

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I had never been to /r/twoXchromosomes. After reading these comments I had to.

I don't know what the hell people in here are talking about, seems like a fine place where woman talk about woman things and make jokes about cravings. Definitely not the feminist place this thread makes it out to be.

I'm male.

[–]simianfarmer 113 points114 points ago

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I irregularly contribute to conversations over there, and it's one of the nicer communities (of any significant size) here on reddit. I am also male.

[–][deleted] 70 points71 points ago

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Yeah 2x and trees are I think the most good natured large subs around

[–]Mini-Marine 18 points19 points ago

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r/guns is pretty easy going too.

[–]i_have_a_name 52 points53 points ago

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Well, has anyone tried to get on their bad side?

[–]Toking_Coder 10 points11 points ago

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Have you ever mixed up clip and magazine?

[–]i_have_a_name 4 points5 points ago

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Once. Then I learned.

[–]Blamemeta 7 points8 points ago

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....no.....

[–]kilkor 0 points1 point ago

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The only ones that did get on their bad side were never heard from again.

[–]Mrlala2 17 points18 points ago

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TIL that everyone on twoxchrmosomes are males

[–]MisterLich 3 points4 points ago

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Everyone on Reddit is male.

[–]oneferna 76 points77 points ago*

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I've read and replied to threads there off and on for years and have no idea what the original poster is talking about or the "crossed the line" guy. It would be nice if someone could post even one example of how horrible it is over there. Because I've never seen it. /mensrights on the other hand...and there is a subreddit dedicated to raping women. For Reals. EDIT: I should have been more clear in my original post, I'm not saying the mensrights subreddit is as bad as the raping women subreddit. I am happy the mensright subreddit exists, but unfortunately I find many more anti-women-in-general comments in mensrights than I do anti-men-in-general in the 2XC subreddit. Oh and reddit can get super nasty against women aka the rapingwomen subreddit. If there is a raping men subreddit that I'm not aware of, well ew.

[–]austex_mike[S] 49 points50 points ago

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It is great over in two x, everyone tends to be very sweet. I just feel like a lumbering, awkward jackass when I try and contribute though because I am not as sweet as them.

[–]oneferna 0 points1 point ago

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Aw now that is sweet. I also clarified my original comment in an edit.

[–]derptyherp 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure that's just a fetish subreddit.

[–]bitterpiller 35 points36 points ago

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'Just a fetish' doesn't make it any less horrific.

[–]derptyherp 4 points5 points ago

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Why...? A lot of people have rape fantasies/kinks on side of the both genders. It's called role play.

[–]bitterpiller 26 points27 points ago

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The top voted thread today: "Mod of 2x is preggo ... someone take a coathanger to it and save us all from another feminazi cunt"

This isn't roleplaying. This is unadulterated hatred of women.

[–]oneferna 0 points1 point ago

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If is it, I wouldn't really have a problem with it, the problem is they don't mention that anywhere.

[–]Pit_of_Death 7 points8 points ago

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We men must go there and learn. LEARN THEIR WAYS!

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[–]Pit_of_Death 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, we can dream.

[–]Corrik 3 points4 points ago

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You have your nice people, your bastards and bitches, your crazies, your trolls, and everything in between. Same as any other large subreddit.

[–]someone31988 1 point2 points ago

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All of the links are purple. That bothers me.

[–][deleted] 218 points219 points ago

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i'm a boy and i commented in a twoxchromosomes thread and i got a lot of upvotes and people were nice to me.

[–]PoniesRBitchin 53 points54 points ago

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I was about to say, there isn't really any man hate in 2X, and there isn't any sort of rivalry with anyone. Don't know why OP wants to drive his tractor through our picnic.

[–]alizrien 1 point2 points ago

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I like your name and your commentary

[–]oneferna 1 point2 points ago

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Now every time someone misunderstands someone and then gets mad, I'm going to think why do they "wants to drive his tractor through our picnic".

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[–]solarnexus 40 points41 points ago

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I swear I smell perfume when I go to /r/TwoXChromosomes

I'm not even kidding.

[–]derptyherp 10 points11 points ago

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...Holy fuck, you do.

[–]alizrien 2 points3 points ago

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you might have synesthesia

[–]solarnexus 0 points1 point ago

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Well, I think Vodka tastes blue...

but everyone has some level of synesthesia to some degree.

[–]specialk16 1 point2 points ago

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It reminds me of those girly notebooks that have some scent in there.

[–]solarnexus 1 point2 points ago

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yeah...

I think its lavender that I'm imagining.

[–]bloody_pinecone -1 points0 points ago

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Dude I can smell you from here...

[–]solarnexus 7 points8 points ago

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please stop sniffing me.

[–]munky82 1 point2 points ago

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[–]solarnexus 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for reminding me about Die Antwoord, it's been a while.

[–]munky82 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah this was when the guy was still known for Max Normal, about 10 years ago. He was a lot more chilled back then.

[–]VentureElsewhere 31 points32 points ago

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Gay ಠ_ಠ

[–]squonge 78 points79 points ago

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[–]derptyherp 8 points9 points ago

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That gif is fabulous.

[–]Desinis 11 points12 points ago

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That shit made me sneeze...

[–]pythagorilla 5 points6 points ago

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I think one of those hearts is a penis.

[–]Bored_At_Night 5 points6 points ago

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I think a few of those penises are hearts.

[–]SamsquamtchHunter 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]_sexpanther -1 points0 points ago

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[–]shufflingmulligan 25 points26 points ago

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Between this and Mad Men the lesson I've learned is don't give a dude a John Deere tractor. He's just gonna fuck something up.

[–]nthcxd 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god, you just had to dig that up from my repressed memory. Now that's gonna remind me of the scene on The Happening. :cringe:

[–]Lornaan 69 points70 points ago

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As long as you comment with respect you're fine. Nothing hotter than a male feminist. (And by feminist I mean "you are my equal" not "you are better than me because I'm a smelly man" which is what most of reddit seems to think feminism is.)

[–]Bored_At_Night 3 points4 points ago*

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which is what most of reddit seems to think feminism is

Not to poke the sleeping bear (Actually, fuck it, I hate bears. They ruined my last hike.) but the reason most people think that is because the majority of the people who speak out pro-feminism in the general subreddits on this site actually make non-feminist [read: sexist] comments. That's not to say actual feminists are incorrect or should be frowned upon. They are entirely correct and making valid points. But you do get a lot of discohesion when the feminist label is so rampantly abused.

Edit: If you want a good example of it, try raising a men's rights post in a thread where feminism is the general viewpoint. Even egalitarianism gets hit with a brick of hatred from the people claiming to be feminists.

[–]Kinseyincanada 28 points29 points ago

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Try bringing up a woman's rights idea in a men's rights thread.

[–]Bored_At_Night 3 points4 points ago

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I didn't say that wasn't an issue either. If that's the case, it is also a problem. I simply have no experience with that situation because I don't go to mensrights and those kinds of threads are never seen outside of it.

My primary concern was actually the utter disdain regarding an egalitarian viewpoint. Arguing for both sides seems to get hit with just as much hatred as arguing for one. The overwhelming majority seems to only care about furthering their own rights at the cost of others, and that's the problem.

[–]Kinseyincanada 10 points11 points ago

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It's because it's a womans subreddit to discuss womans issues not men's.

[–]Bored_At_Night 4 points5 points ago

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From my original post:

in the general subreddits

[–]AdonisBucklar 1 point2 points ago

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Hey everybody, see this guy who's trying to make polite back-and-forth conversation, which contains, from his perspective, a very mild criticism? Notice how he's being gang-downvoted despite doing everything correctly? This is why people frown on TwoX. He's as polite as a person could possibly be and he's getting fucked up the ass for karma anyway.

NO DISSENTING OPINIONS. NO.

[–]Bored_At_Night 0 points1 point ago

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Well, it's pretty much evidence of itself. Egalitarian stance with mild criticism gets hit with a brick and met with the widely acclaimed "Men are just as bad" sentiment - as if it's some childish blame game and someone has to ultimately be the bigger bad guy. Egalitarian back in the game, this time saying everyone should be working together to fix the problem. Gets pummeled again, this time with "We're women and don't care about men"...

(Going back to my first post) It's kind of the reason the separation still exists. Every time equality is actually raised, it gets drowned out by pseudo-feminism. (May also be the case in the mens rights area, but I have no evidence to cite because I don't go there. This conversation was also specifically about the attitude regarding feminism on the site.)

[–]shortbuss 19 points20 points ago

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that's what it's like to be a woman everyday.

[–]crithosceleg 15 points16 points ago

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Most of the comments on here are pretty misinformed (whether they be on purpose or just ignorance, doesn't matter). TwoXChromosomes is a place where people post about issues on women's health (such as things concerning birth control, Planned Parenthood, period advice, bra advice, etc), and people seeking advice (or just wanting a place to boast about a good experience) about relationships, jobs or hobbies. To those who are saying it's all a bunch of feminists, they are really not looking too deep (or at all) at the content.

[–]ubersiren 14 points15 points ago

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I can almost smell the foreveralones in this thread...

[–]UnknownArchive 83 points84 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Just found out that I didn't get the job I interviewed for... 0coms 8pts 1mo funny
Get that girly shit out of here! 1com 64pts 1mo reactiongifs
Your band sucks. 103coms 785pts 3mos funny
Bad Brother 6coms 28pts 10mos funny
Bitch, I'm on a tractor. (gif) 223coms 1121pts 11mos reddit.com

source: karmadecay

[–]Boromarl 14 points15 points ago

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You sir, are quite remarkable.

[–]JabberJauw 27 points28 points ago

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is it weird that i looked up r/2ychromosomes

[–]Offensive_Brute 32 points33 points ago

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/r/OneY i'm banned because I like to say the word cunt, but i still advertise. its not their fault they are a bunch of cunts. thats how they were raised.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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False. You were banned for being rabidly transphobic. 2xers throw the word cunt around all the time.

[–]slyscribe401 289 points290 points ago

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[–]secretvictory 23 points24 points ago

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To be honest, the internet culture can be pretty disgusting. I never go to the women's sections of reddit because they are not for me. They are a safe haven for women to speak about women's... Whatever. I think you're right.

[–]stuman89 85 points86 points ago

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So are you saying that "Tits or GTFO" isn't empowering? Huh, could've fooled me!

[–]wild-tangent 1 point2 points ago

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Tits or GTFO was supposed to be used in only one case.

If the poster started with "As a woman," and the topic had nothing to do with gender. The problem is the way a poster came across, it implied that as a woman she was somehow better informed.

Cleverly, the people who wrote "Tits or GTFO" knew that dismissing her in such a manner was the best way to piss her off or belittle her.

It isn't actually asking for tits. Though it is nowadays, that's not the purpose.

[–]taoistextremist -2 points-1 points ago

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No, it was used when girls tried to flaunt themselves on 4chan and post pictures for attention. Also, against people trolling the boards.

[–]jcs4197 4 points5 points ago

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Well I'd say it should be more of a prepubescent preteen immaturely telling you to get back in the kitchen.

[–][deleted] 104 points105 points ago

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Are you kidding me? You have very successful comments. Only 2 or 3 of them in the negatives.

[–]Jreynold 183 points184 points ago

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It's not always about upvotes & downvotes, it can also be the environment, quality of replies and general decency. For example, one reply to this post insists on condescending with honey, or maybe the other people replying with "try posting in /r/gonewild"

[–]bobbieluvsya 16 points17 points ago

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Exactly. Or if you mention something relevant that pins you down as female, it's all "oh, look at the karma whore, thinking she'll get attention because of her boobs!"

[–]austex_mike[S] 43 points44 points ago

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I totally understand. If I were a woman on Reddit I would feel the same way sometimes.

[–]Xenc 96 points97 points ago

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It's not always about upvotes & downvotes

It's not? I've been lied to.

[–]daschande 25 points26 points ago

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Shh; she doesn't know about the karma store!

[–]fuzzyhatmonster 11 points12 points ago*

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Oh god yes. More than once person have literally downvoted my post because I haven't posted to r/gonewild on this account. It's called a throwaway for a reason.

[–]ladymatic 11 points12 points ago

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No matter how sound and neutral the logic, they really don't seem to like when you disagree with OP on some topics. There is a general environment of defending the hive, even to the point of ignoring plain facts.

[–]ladymatic -1 points0 points ago

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THIS.

[–]oneferna 10 points11 points ago

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She could have more than one account. A lot of us do.

[–]PureClass 6 points7 points ago

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Maybe they deleted the incriminating stuff.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Either way, she has over 500 comment karma in 12 days. Averaging about 40+ upvotes for her comments every day.

[–]guyreddoug 49 points50 points ago

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Maybe she meant that she feels like Nicolas Cage in the picture

[–]J1mbr0 4 points5 points ago

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Ok...what movie?(and have an upboat)

[–]specialguestdaughter 9 points10 points ago

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the wicker man

[–]sashimi_taco 3 points4 points ago

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I don't feel very welcome in 2x anymore since the body police invaded and started martial law.

[–]TrustTheGovernment 20 points21 points ago

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Male therapist here. You are a bully with esteem issues, please consider seeking help

[–]animal7979 25 points26 points ago

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You should try /r/TrollXChromosomes at least once

[–]surells 0 points1 point ago*

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ha, I love Reddit, the women here always remind me of the difference between sex and gender.

*edit, not really sure why this is being downvoted. I can only guess some people haven't read feminist theory. Essentially what I said was reddit reminds me that we are all the same.

[–]broden 1 point2 points ago

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If that was true they wouldn't need a segregated /r/f7u12

[–]surells 4 points5 points ago

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Its true because their subreddit has exactly the same sort of humour as all the others (imo).

[–]Offensive_Brute -1 points0 points ago

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i subscribe for the rage comics and the memes.

[–]WLiam2012 11 points12 points ago

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Damn hippies, get off my lawn!

[–]ZimbuTheMonkey 2 points3 points ago

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Let me think up of ways to extract karma from these old GIFs I have collected.

You can't redeem those points for prizes, just letting you know.

[–]MisterLich 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe if I comment if a female oriented reddit enough, women will finally like me!

[–]gezhendrix 1 point2 points ago

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Hmmm, I must have been on 2XC before... All the links are purple...

[–]MaryOutside 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks so much for infantalising all of us that's great.

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[–]PoniesRBitchin 24 points25 points ago

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Where are you getting this from? People of any gender are welcome at 2x. If you post to give someone advice with a problem, or to ask advice, or anything else neutral like that, you'll find a friendly atmosphere. If you come in trying to intentionally make people pissed off with a post like "LOL KITCHEN LOL SAMMICH" then you'll get downvotes.

[–]demisemiquav3r 7 points8 points ago

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can i just say that i really appreciate you saying 'any gender'?

[–]austex_mike[S] 35 points36 points ago

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It has been rare where I saw the women of two x attack a male who didn't deserve it, in fact I can't really think of a case. The times that men are attacked with downvotes the conversation goes something like this:

Male: Ignorant comment that shows he has barely left the confines of his bedroom and has zero empathy for anyone who is not an obliviously privileged white male.

Female:*Thoughtful response that eloquently shows why the male should show some empathy and admit that the world isn't exactly as he sees it. *

Male:Ignorantly dismisses the other viewpoint offered, implies that PMS could be part of the issue.

Female:Calls a spade a spade, points out the misogyny.

Male:Acts all butthurt, can't understand why the world doesn't look exactly like he envisioned.

Yeah, conversations usually go something like that.

[–]femmeswag 102 points103 points ago

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AND YOU DESERVE IT

[–]catlandia 48 points49 points ago

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Yes, ALL WOMEN ARE HORRIBLE.

[–]RapedByPlushies 13 points14 points ago

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Phew. I thought I was alone in that thought.

[–]jimmytheone45 7 points8 points ago

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Holy shit it's like the /r/atheism of gender debates!

[–]thecritic06 2 points3 points ago

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I strongly believe that it's almost always inappropriate for men to comment in 2x, and I very rarely do so despite reading it regularly.

[–]DoubtSeeds 0 points1 point ago

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Fuckin' bulldozin'.

[–]askstoplayagame 0 points1 point ago

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Do you want to race through the garden instead?

[–]rbra 0 points1 point ago

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So how does that gif end? It doesn't look pretty.

[–]Zoccihedron 0 points1 point ago

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That gif has 5 X chromosomes (and 1 Y chromosome).

[–]xeivous 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if you could get away with commenting if you had Klinefelter's syndrome...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klinefelter's_syndrome

[–]Rocheelle 1 point2 points ago

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Regardless of the fact that anyone can comment, there actually have been a few people with Klinefelter that have posted. There has been a recent post but I found this one from a year ago.

[–]Lily_May 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, a person posted with that only a few months ago (can't find link).

Anyone can post, I think what OP is suggesting is that he feels large and clumsy, and likely to hurt/offend others.

2X is honestly super-nice, some of the other woman-oriented/feminist website I hang out at eviscerate people.

[–]max2grand 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, that's pretty much my life. Except I don't stop and I don't even realize what I've done until people start screaming at me.

Women created society while the men-folk were out hunting. My grasp of the higher functions of society are on par with a chimpanzees grasp of quantum chromo-dynamics.

[–]justkilc 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ysmolyar 0 points1 point ago

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You guys must have seen some terrible things. Here you go.