Woody Harrelson's Publicist

barttaylor · 7 months

Apparently Ocean Marketing is still getting gigs!

Heseuss · 7 months

Can someone fill me in on this whole issue?

ScruffyPige0n · 7 months

I get the impression that Mr.Harrelson was woefully ill-informed.

Charger5 · 7 months

Hey, I better go check on Woody's AMA to see how things are going....uh oh.

UserNumber42 · 7 months

It has to be one of the bigger interview blunders you can do. "It will be great! It's very hip!" Then the first question is about you banging a high school chick.

On a side note, was the story verified in any way? Did anyone stop to think that this story might not be true?

anexanhume · 7 months

Woody, it's just like a TV interview, but multiple questioners.

So, what's to keep them from asking non movie related questions?

No, they won't do that. I'll just say you're there to talk about the movie!

But the title says AMA.

About the movie silly, they can read context.

Ok, sure whatever. Give me the keyboard.

No... I'll type your responses so you don't have to.

Fine sure. Woah. This first question is a little personal. *pauses ... OH YEAH I remember that bitch! Man those kids just couldn't believe it was me but I was just concerned with plowing that vag. Man I could have swam she was so wet with me big talking about the movie business.

... Uh.., * begins typing furiously, mouthing his words as he says them to reassure them

first of off, it's not true, second off, I don't want to talk about that.

Okay Woody, I'll pick the questions from now on... Vegan food! I can make that one about rampart!

MustStopMasturbating · 7 months

Doesn't matter; already fired.

DoctorElectron · 7 months

And if he had a staff of publicists...

illz569 · 7 months

Woody upon seeing the AMA.

its2012 · 7 months

I am Woody Harrelson, ask me anything

My time is too valuable to answer that question.

2SmokesLetsGo · 7 months

Well this really escalated.

lhbruen · 7 months

I only came here for the Simpsons .gif

Homer Loves Flanders is an amazing episode

Trentos · 7 months

No such thing as bad publicity.

WoodysPR · 7 months

I'll be right back

aa430 · 7 months

Woody Harrelson is reddit's new accepted target. It's an honor in a way.

Klashus · 7 months

This just proves you can fuck up on tv.... but you can't fuck up on the internetz

SoManyNinjas · 7 months

Okay, I just got back from work..why does reddit hate woody harrelson?

loganlulz · 7 months

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg812/scaled.php?server=812&filename=wowwoodyss.jpg&res=medium

luxVita · 7 months

garen_returning_to_his_natural_habitat.gif

DowntownSacramento · 7 months

I'M CALLING SHENANIGANS!!!

[deleted] · 7 months

So I understand that this was a bad PR move, but does anyone know if Woody took any substantial damage to his rep - to the point that his publicist or even Woody would've noticed? I know reddit is a large community but did they seriously even notice if a social website was rubbed the wrong way? I'm sure he does hundreds of interviews and stuff that this attempt may be lost in the furry of promotion.

I know we can induce an obvious conclusion on this one but I'm just curious to see if this has impacted Woody to the point where he feels as though he fucked up like Kanye.

BernardLaverneHoagie · 7 months

So we are all aware that, whether we like it or not, the front page is full of Woody Harrelson stuff and everyone pretty much knows about this new bullshit film of his, right?

I'd say mission accomplished.

zodar · 7 months

I'd really like to know what you all expected him to do, given the questions he was being asked.

Just be cool while we ask you about statutory rape, jeez!

SireDigital · 7 months

I've always regarded Woody as the type of dude that could withstand a backlash like this.. maybe even benefit. He is Woody fucking Harrelson dontcha know

axialage · 7 months

Honestly I feel so bad for Woody I might just go see his movie to make up for it.

Hang on.

THIS WAS ALL PART OF THEIR PLAN.

KingCHUD · 7 months

Sadly I feel like Harrelson doesn't really give two shits what reddit thinks of him.

woodyharrelson-real · 7 months

Hedges like that actually appear in my new film RAMPART, which opens in theaters on February 10th..

Check it out.

abasss · 7 months

I've been away from reddit for some time, and coming back to this was spectacular. Thanks Woody for the laughs.

B1Gpimpin · 7 months

OK I missed everything aparently. WTF happened today ?

blankwall · 7 months

Honestly, does anybody really blame him for backing out? I've been a fan of his for half my life now and I can't see him looking at all the shit we threw at him and saying "Yeah, I'm still on board for this."

King_Of_Crotch · 7 months

I never thought anyone could spend only 15 minutes on Reddit. Woody sure fuckin proved me wrong there.

jensenw · 7 months

/r/circlejerk

cuttlefish · 7 months

I don't understand, Woody is part of the same machinery that wants to push the likes of SOPA through, that would smile as you go to jail for copying Zombie Land. Yet think the one of the online commmunities that stand out/up for intellectual property rights/reform would go "squeee..." and piss them selfs over a "film star" doing an AMA... Its the same fuckers behind the AMA that shut down megaupload FFS,...

[deleted] · 7 months

To be fair, no major media outlet has touched this since it became a big deal on Reddit.

My_First_Pony · 7 months

Dammit reddit what did you do? I leave for work and when I come back, the front page is filled with posts about Woody Harrelsons sexual exploits.

StrangeCaptain · 7 months

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is the first reddit inside joke i've understood

sits at cool table

Minimumtyp · 7 months

WHO THE FUCK IS WOODY HARRELSON?

I miss Reddit for one day. ONE. DAY.

jimrooney · 7 months

I actually find this hilarious.
Everyone's talking about how this went "bad"?
I'd actually say it went better than expected.
I mean really, they tried to pull some marketing bullshit and it backfired.
AWESOME!
They didn't like that? GOOD!
Keep that shit outta here.

Izick · 7 months

Remember when The Simpsons did that amazing parody episode of RAMPART OPENING ALL ACROSS AMERICA in which WOODY HARRELSON PLAYS THE HARD NOSED COP DAVE BROWN.

All time classic episode if you ask me.

Homer gave that classic line about IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW DAVE FOUND HIMSELF IN THIS SITUATION. BUT THIS SPRING, THERE...WILL...BE...HELL...TO...PAY.

jostler57 · 7 months

That simpsons gif just gets grainier and grainier...

Cameron_Frye · 7 months

I work on "Castle" with Nathan Fillion and have been tempted to ask him to do an AMA. This woody Thing has been second guessing that.

funny

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