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PretendPhD · 7 months

Finally. I can tell the world about my parents. Oh, except I'm dead I guess. Shit

Transcriber · 7 months

From the image:

Have You Or Someone In

Your Family Ever Had Sex

On A Religious Symbol

In Front Of Your Dead Child?

1-888-45MAURY

Nehrak · 7 months

Anyone who can honestly say that they apply to these circumstances deserves to be on Maury.

PastorOfMuppets94 · 7 months

Nice try, Department of Children and Family Services.

tim0th · 7 months

Damn, I didn't take my dead kid that night. She wanted to but the maggots were starting to get a bit much.

Seriously though I have had sex on a religious symbol.

elbruce · 7 months

I just thought that was so common that it wasn't even worth doing a TV show on.

Notagtipsy · 7 months

I MOUNT MY RELIGIOUS SYMBOL!

Dudesan · 7 months

Had me up until the last line.

I don't have any dead children.

Eveco · 7 months

Now THAT was one crazy weekend!

wildfire2k5 · 7 months

Fuckin maury...what. the. Fuck.

SomeEEEvilGuy · 7 months

I'm currently drunk. Does this make as little sense to you sober people as it does to me?

keiichi969 · 7 months

Oddly specific, isn't it?

TheOnlyAshta · 7 months

This looks shopped.

I can tell from some of the pixels and seeing quite a few shops in my time.

...But really, though, the pixels around the "In Front Of Your Dead Child?" are all messed-up.

frogandbanjo · 7 months

So, exactly how much of modern life falls under Poe's Law, again? Is it all of it now?

rhuester · 7 months

It references a scene in A Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones). Shit is messed up.

marcussantiago · 7 months

Wait, what?

cdankochik · 7 months

i think the bottom is faked, because it is smaller, but thats just my gut

AWFULJACKASS · 7 months

what are the numbers for MAURY. i have a smartphone and no alphanumeric app. and i'm lazy

Qx2J · 7 months

Intern getting wild with that shift key by the looks of things.

mikadeimus · 7 months

Fuck, they got me.

TheLolmighty · 7 months

Sex on a religious symbol in front of my dead child? I usually just call that "a Saturday."


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Have You Or Someone In

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On A Religious Symbol

In Front Of Your Dead Child?

1-888-45MAURY

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