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[–]jzakhar 184 points185 points ago

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I've been to Buchenwald, which is in Germany and there's no way this is even legal in Germany.

I have no idea what laws, if any Poland has for this type of thing, but there's no way this is sold at Auschwitz, I would bet a paycheck on that. These places are somber memorials. Most of the things in the "gift shop" are free. With the exception of very detailed books, which cost money. But there's no trinket shop.

It's fucked up, after visiting a concentration camp, this kind of shit is beyond offensive.

[–]ahalenia 40 points41 points ago*

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Thank you. I've been to Dachau and the most potentially offensive things they sell are postcards. Glad they keep these open because apparently a lot of the world needs the reminders.

[–]l-rs2 20 points21 points ago

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Wow! Gives a new dimension to "wish you were here"

[–]notimea9z 1 point2 points ago

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haaahahaaaaa..oh man..

[–]flsd1789ntfs 21 points22 points ago*

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Of course there's no way. I've been there few weeks ago and I can assume you that no one sells "ashes" of dead people (and never did).

It's rather kind of a sick joke. I'm pretty sure OP doesn't even know where Auschwitz is.

[–]typical_me 14 points15 points ago

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Or how about the more logical option that OP saw something that made him/her say "what the fuck", and then thought i know, there is a subreddit for things like this.

Cue people claiming he/she is an ignorant, insensitive moron.

[–]Gabe_b 365 points366 points ago

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That is fucked up, but on the off chance it is real it would be nice to take and scatter somewhere better than that evil fucking place.

[–]smeenz 22 points23 points ago

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The barcode 137610742100 appears to be a music CD

It also matches a thread on f2bbs.com about this 'product'

[–]txampion 25 points26 points ago

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It's not real. It is in German and Auschwitz is in Poland.

[–]ThatGasolineSmell 13 points14 points ago

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Also the German spelling is wrong: it should read "Judenkind".

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[–]JacobMHS 104 points105 points ago

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That's already been taken care of.

[–]Sloppy1sts 22 points23 points ago*

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The Jew Gold that every Jew keeps in a pouch around his neck.

Edit: All you downvoters are obviously Jews who don't want the secret of your hidden gold to get out. We know.

[–]Ragnathegreat 2 points3 points ago

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haha not that one, kyle, the real one i know all jews carry fake bags of jewgold too

[–]ashamble 115 points116 points ago

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I like you. You are a human.

(I don't like the rest of these "Look at me! I'm edgy because I can make hackish jokes about dead children and Jewish people!"-type things.)

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

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Hipster anti-semite.

[–]30thCenturyMan 77 points78 points ago

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The barcode is the most offensive part about this

[–]gust4vsson 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah who posts a somali class-photo?

[–]groihoos 161 points162 points ago

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Ok thats definitely fake. The grammar of the german text is just to bad.

[–]mightyenano 217 points218 points ago

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This is either the best place or the worst place to be a grammar nazi.

[–]Ubley 11 points12 points ago

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[–]distractthepaladin 13 points14 points ago

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You just became a demigod.

[–]akik 127 points128 points ago

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Too bad you wrote "to bad" :)

[–]gc161 24 points25 points ago

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Unless English isn't his first language.

[–]blink_y79 19 points20 points ago

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Would explain the eye for detail in German grammar...

[–]darkslide3000 24 points25 points ago

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Actually, the grammar looks pretty fine to me. The spelling is not, however... it should be Judenkind.

[–]lovemyfakeboobs 17 points18 points ago

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A failure to decline your adjective in a compound noun correctly still counts as a grammar error.

[–]Poiven 19 points20 points ago

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Ach ja? Und wie gut ist denn Ihr Deutsch?

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Заткнитесь, фашисты! Гитлер капут! Наши победили! Слава СССР! Слава великому Сталину!!!

[–]cootstin 28 points29 points ago

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Stop writing upside-down, Aussie!

[–]ar92 5 points6 points ago

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Союз нерушимый республик свободных

[–]Conquergood 11 points12 points ago

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But Auschwitz is in Poland - any chance there are Poles who cannot write in German? Not many I assume.

[–]groihoos 2 points3 points ago*

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As someone who went to Auschwitz I can assure you that there are enough native german speakers. Mainly because Auschwitz gets visited by countless german schoolclasses.

[–]andrewsmith1986 1006 points1007 points ago

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THERE SHOULD BE MORE ASHES IF THAT'S A FULL CHILD. THEY'RE TRYING TO JEW YOU OUT OF SOME KID ASH

RIP THEULTIMATEDOUCHE

[–]robotusson 66 points67 points ago

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did that redditor get banned, stop using, account suspended?

[–]andrewsmith1986 72 points73 points ago

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switched names.

[–]DontMakeMeDownvote 45 points46 points ago

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You'll do for now.

[–]andrewsmith1986 13 points14 points ago

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WOOOO

[–]babyzeeps 17 points18 points ago

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I have you tagged as "broke his dick." I can't remember why.

[–]andrewsmith1986 36 points37 points ago

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Because I broke my dick.

[–]26piece 18 points19 points ago

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I have you tagged as "Fact: He Hates Cats".

Did a cat break your dick?

[–]Klowned 16 points17 points ago

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Same way a toy poodle can serve as a cockring.

[–]DrDodgy 5 points6 points ago

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This is why we have standard poodles.

[–]microminimalist[!] 3 points4 points ago

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Reddit self-reference recognized, too much Reddit today. Goddamn sick days.

[–]GTCharged 5 points6 points ago

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Completely understandable deduction thus far.

[–]KimJongSvante 1 point2 points ago

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he also doesn't have a butt

[–]DildoChrist 1 point2 points ago

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nope, he was wearing socks and he slipped and broke his dick.

my tags for him have nearly become an entire biography

[–]inourstars 4 points5 points ago

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i have you tagged as "he is EVERYWHERE."

i didn't realize you are actually everywhere until i made the tag.

[–]unconventionalspork 1 point2 points ago

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I have him tagged as that too O.o

I have you tagged as "Thinks like me"

[–]Legendman3 4 points5 points ago

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Your a interesting person that is everywhere. I tagged you as "My favorite redditor.".

[–]AMerrickanGirl 22 points23 points ago

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He still posts every so often. Not nearly enough IMO.

[–]kaph_tav 173 points174 points ago

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Why do I have you tagged "Hitler"?

[–]andrewsmith1986 179 points180 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

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[–]nitro316 17 points18 points ago

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He hasn't denied being Hitler.

[–]andrewsmith1986 141 points142 points ago

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[–]PCsNBaseball 82 points83 points ago

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Man, I wish Hitler hadn't fucked that one for us.

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points ago

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[–]brugernavn 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, he may have shaved us all.

[–]andrewsmith1986 63 points64 points ago

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Fuck that.

I've had it a few times.

I had it for a month once.

[–]rwhitisissle 45 points46 points ago

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Sadly the legacy of Charlie Chaplin is not as potent as the legacy of Hitler. Give it another century or so and it'll be fashionable again.

[–]lud1120 17 points18 points ago

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[–]JakeCameraAction 4 points5 points ago

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[–]whydididothisagain 7 points8 points ago

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Are you only Hitler when you have your shirt off?

[–]Orikfricai 9 points10 points ago

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Are you the Hipster Hitler everyone's been taking pictures of?

[–]endline80 1 point2 points ago

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[–]temetnoscej2 2 points3 points ago

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+1 for zoom

[–]westonsbellpepper 12 points13 points ago

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I knew your name sounded familiar. You went to ULL, yeah? I've met you once!

Sincerely,

I feel creepy now.

[–]kraaz 9 points10 points ago

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As in university of Louisiana at Lafayette!?

[–]westonsbellpepper 2 points3 points ago

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The very same one.

[–]kraaz 4 points5 points ago

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Woooo a fellow Cajun!!

[–]andrewsmith1986 8 points9 points ago

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Yeah.

I live .5 miles away.

[–]kraaz 10 points11 points ago

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I used to live right down st Mary! But I started working for UL and they gave me an apt!!! I see your posts everywhere. What a coincidence!!

[–]andrewsmith1986 4 points5 points ago

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I live off st landry.

[–]Yreval 5 points6 points ago

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Ah, yes. I knew the name "Andrew Smith" rang a bell.

[–]westonsbellpepper 4 points5 points ago

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DANIEL? IS THAT YOU?

[–]Yreval 4 points5 points ago

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Uh oh...

[–]westonsbellpepper 9 points10 points ago

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I actually have no idea who you are. I just ran your username through pipl. How creepy is that shit?

[–]omaca 7 points8 points ago

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I can't for the life of me imagine why you would wear that moustache and fashion your hair that way, unless you were deliberately trying to insult or piss people off.

Maybe it's some kind of joke or "in thing" that the young people today find amusing. Me? I just find it terribly poor taste.

[–]andrewsmith1986 8 points9 points ago

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And it was in munich too.

[–]pulsefield 2 points3 points ago

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I wonder why so many of the Hister wannabes have brown eyes, dark hair, and large noses?

[–]andrewsmith1986 2 points3 points ago

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My nose has been broken 10+ times.

[–]gangstabillycyborg 27 points28 points ago

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Man who wears Hitlerstache also has had his nose broken 10+ times.

I can buy that.

[–]ShoepZA 1 point2 points ago

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You realise it's beacuse you're a massive tool?

[–]Spoggerific 12 points13 points ago

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Come to think of it, I haven't seen andrewsmith1986 and Stalin in the same place either.

[–]DrQuailMan 2 points3 points ago

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i have him tagged as "hates cats"

[–]gargamak 6 points7 points ago

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SRS incoming

[–]SnowWhiteMemorial 4 points5 points ago

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That made me laugh so hard I had to find a friend to share your joke with.

[–]chantistar 38 points39 points ago

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When I went to Holocaust museum in DC I got a replica passport of a little Jewish girl to hold on to while I looked at everything. I know I didn't throw it away, but I haven't seen it in years. I'll never forget that museum visit.

[–]poopshoes 11 points12 points ago

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It's one of my favorite DC museums for the way everything is set on a narrative path with typical museum things and immersive areas. I visited 10 years ago as a high schooler in a group; some fellow visitors thought playing on the railcar setup while yelling and braying laughter was a cool thing to do and I wanted to die. :|

[–]chantistar 2 points3 points ago

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I need to go back it's been almost 20 years probably? Wow crazy. I only Remember certain things that stood out in my mind. I didn't go with a group but that's embarrassing you had to deal with that:/

[–]jonsayer 2 points3 points ago

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I was at that museum a month or so ago. I came too late and I couldn't get through the whole thing before it closed. I got to the Auschwitz barracks before a guard came and told me I had to leave. So I'm being rushed through that creepy hall of shoes by a guy who spends every day here and isn't fazed by it anymore.... That was an odd experience.

[–]westsidetriad 6 points7 points ago

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agreed. that pile of shoes at the end...

[–]chantistar 2 points3 points ago

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And the haunting portraits of people as they were before their lives were stolen....

[–]thatgeekfromthere 3 points4 points ago

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I visited over the summer and got a passport replica as well, it hit really close to home the dude and I shared the same first name and initials.

[–]leprechauns_scrotum 1 point2 points ago

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You cannot buy this kind of "trophies" in Auschwitz, that's just fucked up.

[–]junebear 1 point2 points ago

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I went to the one in DC as well. But for some reason, the one that is most memorable to me is when I went to the Holocaust Museum in Houston, Texas, I was only 8 or 9. It is probably more memorable because I was learning everything for the first time. I remember they had a little display of the children's books depicting Jews as evil trolls, it was an uncomfortable wake-up call about how people could use literature as a weapon.

[–]slyscribe401 108 points109 points ago

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That is not hot chocolate mix. Don't drink it.

[–]yellowking 36 points37 points ago

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This Herb tea tastes awful!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of night court. That's not herb tea, thats Herb!

[–]TheForks 39 points40 points ago

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Jew dust. Don't breath this.

[–]PancakeMonkeypants 5 points6 points ago

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I'll still be laughing from hell.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

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Fuck you mom ill do what I want... ends up being possessed by Holocaust child

[–]al343806 3 points4 points ago

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I believe there was a terrible horror movie made recently that went somewhat along those lines...

[–]tehreal 9 points10 points ago

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Was the South Park episode a parody?

[–]dszordan 1 point2 points ago

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But then I'd have the strength of a 24 year old man AND a Jew child.

[–]NBThunderbolt 32 points33 points ago*

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I've been to Auschwitz. They do not sell these. Auschwitz is divided into 3 camps. 1 is like a museum. 2 looks like how you would think a concentration camp would look, but it is very bombed, and they do not let people go to 3... or it doesn't exist anymore or something... I can't exactly remember.

EDIT 2 is not bombed, most of the buildings were taken down after the war. Thanks LeftyGunNut!

[–]bigfig 72 points73 points ago

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How do I know that this ash is not contaminated with dead gypsy child?

[–]Hughtub 34 points35 points ago

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It's jewed down by adding impure gypsy child bits. The real ingredients are probably something like 25% jew child, 50% gypsy and the other 25% assorted mystery ash homosexuals, communists and other criminals and murderers.

[–]Lotusmonger 16 points17 points ago

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Going through stuff in the parents' house as they were moving, I found some old souvenirs from the trips we took. In 1983 we went to Poland to visit relatives and we also toured Auschwitz. One of the things we bought from the ,er, giftshop were a bunch of photocards. Well, almost postcards as they're the same shape and size as postcards, just without a square for a stamp on the back. I realized I held the most depressing postcards in the world.

[–]RedhillX 4 points5 points ago

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German speaking guy here. It should read "Judenkind" and not "Judekind" and also "Durch seine Augen". Its a fake. Obviously.

[–]stakkar 40 points41 points ago

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Anyone else redlaser that barcode to see where they can find it cheapest?

[–]mwilcox 14 points15 points ago

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[–]Phoenix86 5 points6 points ago

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No... being someone that has taken the Praxis II... it describes it perfectly.

[–]jb886 18 points19 points ago

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I tried but it couldnt scan it. anyone else have better luck kinda looking for a deal here

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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I scanned it for nutritional information and to be offered healthier alternatives, but unfortunately this food item has not yet been added to the database.

[–]orangeapple89 7 points8 points ago

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I damn hope you took a picture of it and sent them information to add it to their database!

[–]BukkakeShampoo 2 points3 points ago

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Barcode wouldn't work for me. Didn't these things usually come with a stock number printed on them?

[–]WholeWideWorld 37 points38 points ago

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No way is that real.

[–]HomerJunior 77 points78 points ago

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[–]fumfar 31 points32 points ago

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fuck that face freaks me out

[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 7 points8 points ago

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[–]piepiepiebacon 3 points4 points ago

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I found your "photograph". I call shenanigans!

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2010/06/14/dead-jew-child-ashes/

[–]Alexxandros 7 points8 points ago

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I'm too horrified to engage in the Pun-making. Now I just feel sad.

[–]jubjub7 15 points16 points ago

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Not funny

[–]thesovietonion 5 points6 points ago

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Well that's why it's not in r/funny.

[–]ultaman78 10 points11 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]zacci 7 points8 points ago

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No. No. No. NO.

[–]policeAcademy3 2 points3 points ago

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Nah

[–]phaedrus100 2 points3 points ago

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I see the upc code and wonder if scanned with an iphone or android you could find a better deal somewhere else for dead jew in a bag.

[–]Chrischn89 2 points3 points ago

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I´m german and.. WTF is this!?

[–]Inquisitor1 2 points3 points ago

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You should have gotten some Jew's Ear Juice to wash that down.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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"Yeah, i'll have a coke, a mars bar and --- the ashes of 3 dead Jew children"

[–]AcneVulgaris 2 points3 points ago

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Bag-o-Jew!

[–]RuafaolGaiscioch 167 points168 points ago

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This is disgusting, horrifying, Anne Frankly, I don't think you should be posting it.

[–]THANE_OF_ANN_ARBOR 112 points113 points ago

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Why is the very first Holocaust/Nazi Germany pun always "Anne Frankly, I won't stand for this," or something similar? I demand more original Nazi-related puns.

[–]Conbz 183 points184 points ago

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You can't just force people to make jokes about Nazi Germany!

What is this? Nazi Germany?

[–]spiralblaze 16 points17 points ago

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You clearly haven't seen Anne Frank the musical. They rhyme Jew with shoe. Seriously... Comedy genius right there.

[–]DANcininthedark 71 points72 points ago

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I flew over Auschwitz a while back, it was super cloudy so I could Nazi

[–]thecurrykid 2 points3 points ago

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Hey don't get too burned up about it.

[–]fagfart 2 points3 points ago

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That tone is nazi way to get what you want.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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I wish everyone would gestapo sting.

[–]ZiplockedHead 13 points14 points ago

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A'Schwitz them up with some new ones!

[–]merwaan123 1 point2 points ago

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I bet you did Nazi this pun coming

[–]Achalemoipas 1 point2 points ago

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I for one, did Nazi it coming.

[–]evilgwyn 4 points5 points ago

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I'm Goering to stop contributing to any more unoriginal pun threads.

[–]DangerBrewin 7 points8 points ago

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There's something just not reich about all these puns.

[–]hockeytown19 49 points50 points ago

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This is getting out of mein kampfort zone

[–]BC_Trees 23 points24 points ago

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Who the heil do you think you are?

[–]CrystalCanDoThat 20 points21 points ago

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I tried to come up with the fascist response, but I just wasn't quick enough.

[–]MilwaukeeNative 3 points4 points ago

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Well this is evidence that Siri is a redditor.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Tasteless, is this really neccessary? I'm pretty sure I can understand the severity of the Holocaust without shit like this trying to pull on my heartstrings.

[–]brothamo 14 points15 points ago

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god who finds this shit funny

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Agreed. It's disgusting.

[–]Yeanucca 2 points3 points ago

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100% fake.

[–]iAmJimmyHoffa 5 points6 points ago

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Jesus Christ people, these jokes are horrible. Even if the ashes aren't "real" ("real" meaning the actual ashes of a child) you shouldn't disrespect it.

And no I'm not Jewish.

[–]ButterRolls 1 point2 points ago

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There was an Auschwitz survivor who came to m school to talk about her time there. She and her sister survived, the rest of her family was killed.

[–]typical_me 1 point2 points ago

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Why are people getting so serious in the comments. It was posted to WTF for gods sake.

At least this is actually WTF worthy rather than most things on this subreddit. Getting mad over something that is clearly fake has got to be one of the worst ways to mug yourself.

[–]scumbagOP 1 point2 points ago

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Now, why would a location in Poland sell items in German/English?

I call bullshit. No way this was sold at Auschwitz.

[–]SunriseThunderboy 1 point2 points ago

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I've never seen anything so tasteless and chilling at the same time.

[–]ThisIsMahSrsFace 1 point2 points ago

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This honestly made me say WTF out loud.

[–]kaktus2731997 1 point2 points ago

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Im german and im dissapointed from Auschwitz

[–]nordpol 1 point2 points ago

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i have been visiting auschwitz they dont sell this. this is some BS-innovative reminder by some moron group

[–]BuckyDuster 1 point2 points ago

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That is where some of my Polish relatives were murdered

[–]BeamServer 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, at some point in it's short life, that pizza was on the floor.

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[–]Jenksz 6 points7 points ago

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Half my family was wiped out in Auschwitz. I don't find this funny.

[–]JimmyJamesMac 3 points4 points ago

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I don't think one needs to be related to victims to find this in-funny. Sorry for your loss.

[–]Zombiiitch 2 points3 points ago*

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That is the worst coffee I have ever tasted.

[–]enrag3dj3w 3 points4 points ago

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FINALLY my username is relevant. But I have nothing to say... :/

[–]Theamazinghanna 10 points11 points ago

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Pro tip: Don't drink the Orange Jews in the cafeteria. It's not a typo.

[–]valeyard89 25 points26 points ago

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I like my Orange Jews fresh, not concentrated.

[–]ohstrangeone 7 points8 points ago

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[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Jew should be ashamed of yourself.

[–]tubz 3 points4 points ago

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My mouth dropped and all I could say is, "Nooooo!"

[–]HORRORSHOWDISCO 3 points4 points ago

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Too soon.... Anyways. Snort a line of it, for science.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Grow your own today! Just add water!

[–]Depression-Unlocked 2 points3 points ago

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THERE SHOULD BE MORE ASHES IF THAT'S A FULL CHILD. THEY'RE TRYING TO JEW YOU OUT OF SOME KID ASH - If we're reposting content, might as well repost the best comments.

[–]shadow711711 10 points11 points ago

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Why are Jews the only ones thought of when someone mentions the holocaust. I'm polish, ive had family go to concentration camps. But no, Jews have "reserved" the holocaust for themselves....

[–]boobsnotbombs 17 points18 points ago

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i think you're misplacing your anger over this. Dont blame the co-victims, just try to educate the ignorant and recognize the underlying shared suffering of all those affected.

[–]Sgore 15 points16 points ago

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I'm sorry your family had to go through that. My sympathies are with you and your relatives, but the notion that the Holocaust is 'reserved' for anyone in that sense, or that anyone is claiming that it is, is misguided. Hitler did go after groups other than Jews, and everyone who died deserves to be remembered and honored, but nobody is out there saying they shouldn't. The holocaust is definitely closely associated with the Jews because they were the group most prominently targeted, but I don't know of and have never met a single Jew that feels the memory of those lost in the Holocaust should be "reserved" for one group alone.

[–]shadow711711 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah maybe poor choice of the word reserved. But you know what I mean. It's upsetting that when someone says holocaust and knows that I'm not Jewish, well that must mean I wasn't affected. So like 3 million poles dying isn't enough so its a "jewish holocaust".

[–]Sgore 1 point2 points ago

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The key there should be expanding education, though, not focusing on who to blame for a lack thereof. Everyone who was a victim deserves to be remembered, Jew and non-Jew alike, and I don't believe anyone would disagree on that.

[–]fatcat2040 6 points7 points ago

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Probably because they were the largest single group, so it is easier for people to think of it as Jews and some other people. Not saying that is a good thing, but that is my theory.

[–]NikkiNikkiBoBikki 2 points3 points ago*

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My fiance's German grandfather was in a concentration camp. He was captured for speaking out against Hitler. He actually escaped the camp in a rather genius way, and can no longer eat turnips. His stories are amazing.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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If you combined this kind of joke with a dead baby joke and a woman-in-the-kitchen joke you might destroy humor for good.

[–]bigrob1 5 points6 points ago

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Is this supposed to be some grim reminder or a douche celebrating it? Im leaning towards the second because I think most survivor shoah groups would probably hate the indignity of this.

[–]yangx 2 points3 points ago

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looking at the bar code, it looks like someone is profiteering from it

[–]emmodz 3 points4 points ago

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I was there and they didn't have that so your lying. This isn't funny to joke about.

[–]whoisjohnkelly 5 points6 points ago

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Nothing about that is funny. Nothing.

[–]flabbigans 3 points4 points ago

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It's kind of funny.

[–]uncletheo 5 points6 points ago

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You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

[–]outsidaz2k 2 points3 points ago

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so how much was it?

[–]Forgineers 2 points3 points ago

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Well that's just unethical. How could you go selling human remains and profiting off of such a thing?! <_< (assuming this is real)

[–]JoveX 3 points4 points ago

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the first time something in r/WTF made me actually say, "What the fuck?" out loud.

[–]EveryOneOfThem 1 point2 points ago

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WHAT THE

[–]Seratus 1 point2 points ago

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That is wrong on so many levels. Are you sure that was the gift shop?

[–]Yeanucca 2 points3 points ago

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Dude..its fake

[–]piskie 1 point2 points ago

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"Auschwitz Gift Shop" is the name of a heavy metal band. And that is all.

[–]Pattern_Is_Movement 1 point2 points ago

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I think its important someone confirms this before people pretend to get angry,