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[–]random314 66 points67 points ago

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Probably arguing who the girl belongs to.

[–]krabstarr 80 points81 points ago

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"Paul, I thought I told you. I'm a washer, not a dryer."

[–]amoore12 12 points13 points ago

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I've spent way too much time trying to spoof a Beatles lyric to follow this masterwork.

[–]CaptainFUN 21 points22 points ago

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"Black man washing in the dead of night; take these broken plates and learn to dry."

[–]CaptainFUN 9 points10 points ago

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"Michael, my pal. These settings sure go together well, my Michael."

[–]zmroth 2 points3 points ago

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This is why I read reddit.

[–]CaptainFUN 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks! I was proud of that one. I was going to do more, but then SOMETHING UTTERLY RIDICULOUS happened.

[–]r00ban 0 points1 point ago

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dry, punk ass dryy

[–]CaptainFUN 2 points3 points ago

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"There's nothing you can wash that can't be dried."

[–]FreshTheSoulChef 1 point2 points ago

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I'm at work on the phone.

I read this comment and I had to mute my phone because i couldn't stop laughing.

thanks >=[

[–]Johanitsu 12 points13 points ago

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What did you just say say say?!

[–]SamKhan95 2 points3 points ago

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SAY SAY SAY! Wow I thought nobody remembered that song!

[–]DaminDrexil 0 points1 point ago

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The Man never forgot.

[–]scrunci 0 points1 point ago

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Baby! Baby~

[–]jrkv 1 point2 points ago

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this amazing/rare pic is now in /r/bestofimgur

[–]xKINGMOBx 0 points1 point ago

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They were both wrong, that dog-gone girl was MINE

[–]starcadia 0 points1 point ago

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The girl is mine.

[–]bigroblee -1 points0 points ago

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Dishes is the nickname of the underage transgender midget juggler who is just below the frame.

[–]elitexemnas 2 points3 points ago

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Salem, Oregon.

Why?

[–]bigroblee 0 points1 point ago

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You've tagged me with that. There were some funny conversations a few weeks back where I mentioned where I live and was very specific.

[–]elitexemnas 1 point2 points ago

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Got it. Well my search for people on reddit I do know continues.

[–]bigroblee 1 point2 points ago

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We know eachother. You know where I live... where do you live?

[–]elitexemnas 1 point2 points ago

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Lutz, Florida. Nice to meet you, friend.

[–]bigroblee 1 point2 points ago

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Nice to meet you... whatever your name is. Mine is actually Robert Lee; Rob or Robert is fine. I had never heard of Lutz; looked it up, found out that three out of the four notable people from there listed on Wikipedia are wrestlers, and that Edward Scissorhands was filmed there.

[–]DiomedesTydeus 6 points7 points ago

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Looks like the second Paul McCartney to me.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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"So Paul - you're rich, got any investing ideas for me now that I am rich? " -MJ "Yeah, well invest in something you know about - like music." -PM "Hey That's a good idea." - MJ

Then Michael Jackson bought all of Paul McCartney's music out from under him and proceeded to make an ass-ton of money off of the Beatles catalog. The end.

[–]Fartmatic 5 points6 points ago

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He didn't pull anything from under them. The Beatles chose to sell the publishing rights for tax reasons, they got a buyer and their royalties continued as normal.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I always disliked Jackson for backstabbing Macca like that. Isn't the charge to use a Beatles song something like 300k?

[–]dhaugen 0 points1 point ago

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Just went and researched this and all I can say is fuck Michael Jackson.

[–]LanceCoolie 3 points4 points ago

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Ebony and Ivory

[–]arbivark 0 points1 point ago

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came here looking for that comment

[–]starcadia -1 points0 points ago

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Live Together In Perfect Harmony

[–]Darkjediben 4 points5 points ago

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The gosh-darn dish is mine.

[–]blairbunke 2 points3 points ago

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I'm guessing this is before MJ bought all the rights to the Beatles songs.

[–]Bonsallicious 6 points7 points ago

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Best college roommate combo ever. They are also pretty boss at Beer Pong!

[–]FourFingeredMartian 4 points5 points ago

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Based on your comment I want to send my condolences on your retardation.

[–]Bonsallicious 0 points1 point ago

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Racist ass chinamen.

[–]FourFingeredMartian 0 points1 point ago

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Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.

[–]Bonsallicious 1 point2 points ago

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Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here.

[–]LadyViolet 0 points1 point ago

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ZING!

[–]T3h_Unkn0wn 1 point2 points ago

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Michael Jackson is the white guy on the right correct?

[–]Komori 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jrkv 1 point2 points ago

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this amazing/rare pic is now in /r/bestofimgur

[–]NicoleDiver 3 points4 points ago

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Just "A Day In The Life"

[–]BigAdamFest 1 point2 points ago

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Well, I'm glad they remained friends.

[–]twifofi 1 point2 points ago

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You know your stuff

[–]Ignignot -2 points-1 points ago

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For the love of God stop reposting this

[–]adietofworms 37 points38 points ago

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I've never seen it. I appreciate the repost because it's pretty cool.

[–]blink-me -2 points-1 points ago

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Welcome to the internet! You must be new here!

[–]Tayto2000 2 points3 points ago

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I've seen it loads of times as well. I've never heard any kind of a story about where it came from though. Even if it was clearly made up I wouldn't mind some sort of extra effort.

[–]richcarl32 19 points20 points ago

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This isn't made up. The music video for Paul's song " Say, Say, Say" Was filmed at Neverland Ranch before Michael bought the property. Paul was actually renting the ranch. It was called Sycamore Ranch at the time and Michael fell in love with the place and bought it 4 years later after. This picture was taken at Neverland Ranch while Paul and Linda called it home. http://www.examiner.com/celebrity-travel-in-national/inside-michael-jackson-s-neverland-ranch-slideshow

[–]elitexero -5 points-4 points ago

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"Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney doing dishes after a nice dinner. Afterwards, Paul went to the recording studio to record a last minute idea, and Michael stayed home and fucked another kid"

[–]zulubanshee -1 points0 points ago

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And it always seems to have the same caption.

[–]talstinan -4 points-3 points ago

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The King of reposts??

[–]iamadogforreal 1 point2 points ago

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"Look at us, we're doing stuff poor people do! Isn't it hilarious!!"

[–]J_Ringo 0 points1 point ago

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...again

[–]Ares1221 0 points1 point ago

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that face...

[–]Extravajohnza 0 points1 point ago

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The doggone dish is mine!

[–]bigfig 0 points1 point ago

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That guy on the left is black! Who is he?

[–]NevereverRecords 0 points1 point ago

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that's Michael and Faul if you follow the pid theories.

[–]Kazinsal 0 points1 point ago

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This is the coolest picture ever.

goes to another thread

Still the coolest picture ever.

[–]SalvageOperation 0 points1 point ago

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after that they made me a sandwich

[–]donquixote235 0 points1 point ago

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I'm guessing that Michael is taking the picture. Also who's that black guy on the left?

[–]enema_blast 0 points1 point ago

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Michael: Hey, so I bought all your songs today. That's cool, right?

Sir Paul: Yeah that's co—YOU WHAT?

[–]ESAsher 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like Paul is holding a cockatoo.

[–]jkm2919 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Peaches666 -4 points-3 points ago

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I guess it's been a few days since we've seen this picture.

[–]chozabu 21 points22 points ago

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Whenever I see a comment like yours, I can't help but think; "Fuck - some people spend too much time on reddit!"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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GAH! The Seventiesness! IT BURNNNNNS.

[–]whoamanwtf 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLEhh_XpJ-0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

From the sing say say say, as seen in this video, kinda funny scenes in it.

[–]Chubbstock -1 points0 points ago

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[–]joshuag -1 points0 points ago

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Scrub, Scrub, Scrub

Use the soap

But don't play games

With my foam bubbles

Rinse, Rinse, Rinse

Til it's clean

But don't leave

Without drying them

[–]deafcon5 -1 points0 points ago

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That doesn't even rhyme...

[–]joshuag 1 point2 points ago

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Say Say Say

What you want

But don't play games

With my affection

Take take take

What you need

But don't leave me

With no direction


There's only a single rhyme in the original lyrics. I was trying to match the meter exclusively. But have a wonderful day, anyhow.

[–]deafcon5 -1 points0 points ago*

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Ah, well carry on then old chap. You're sure to get some karma with that wit one day. Just keep at it old bean.

[–]billybuckner -1 points0 points ago

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Say, Say, Say what you want, but don't .....blah de blah

[–]billybuckner -2 points-1 points ago

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Michael is smiling because he has a young boy nose deep in his sphincter.

[–]theDudeRules -2 points-1 points ago

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I sure miss these 2 guys.

[–]bicfordio 4 points5 points ago

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Well one of them is still alive...

[–]theDudeRules 1 point2 points ago

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i know, but his career died years ago.

[–]sylvrtortus -2 points-1 points ago

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I was thrilled to see this. You could even say it has given me wings. Now beat it.

[–]Topbong -4 points-3 points ago

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That's Paul, alright - but who's the black guy?

[–]Mad_Murdock_0311 -1 points0 points ago

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Shortly thereafter, Michael outbid Paul on all the copyrights to the Beatles songs.

[–]leylanna -1 points0 points ago

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elvis would have hated this...

[–]piney -1 points0 points ago

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This shows up on reddit approximately once a month. Great picture though.

[–]Howard_Beale -1 points0 points ago

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Say. Say. Say, isn't that Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson?

[–]_Mattman_ -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Girl_in_Pearls -1 points0 points ago

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This picture successfully got me to do the dishes.

[–]i_eat_cotton -1 points0 points ago

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say say say

[–]Frywad32 0 points1 point ago

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I bet this was on the set

[–]TonyTurtle -1 points0 points ago

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Michael Jackson doesn't know how to wash a pan....

[–]epSos-DE -2 points-1 points ago

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As if it was real.

[–]gordeaoux -2 points-1 points ago

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I would upvote, but you started the title with 'just'.

[–]felchmonkey -2 points-1 points ago

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is paul mcartney the antichrist?

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[–]OmitsWordsByAccident -1 points0 points ago

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He was actually saying "cranberry sauce"...

[–]hatebing -3 points-2 points ago

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paul mccarthy was trying to con michael jackson out of the Beatles catalog he had recently purchased, so during this time he was kissing MJs ass daily. Once MJ told him no deal they were no longer on friendly terms.

[–]gofuckkyourself -3 points-2 points ago

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who is the black dude with the nose?