this post was submitted on
155 points (66% like it)
306 up votes 151 down votes

funny

subscribe2,430,122 readers

7,160 users here now

PLEASE, No posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 20 comments

[–]steaksawse 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And why is a freed slave below a prison inmate?

[–]junodark 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This is very original and funny. How do you come up with this stuff?

[–]Lonesome_Headcrab 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

My irony meter is tingling. Is it a false positive?

[–]Rab_Legend 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

He is saying these things because either he has posted it before (probably he himself reposted it) and you have reposted it, or you have just reposted it.

[–]Megawatts19 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The Morgan Freeman Chain of Repost.

[–]mi_amigo 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Just one detail: why is the South African President in command of the CIA director?

[–]Ahuri3 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I was just thinking that. And a Lieutenant above a judge

[–]Howard_Beale 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Sgt. Major, but shouldnt be above a judge.

[–]cmatt010 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You know you're talented when you can play God and a pimp.

[–]B7U12EYE 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Repost

[–]andru365 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

looks like he got busy living

[–]nicky_bags 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The Boss from Lucky Number Sleven belongs at the top

[–]Irishfury86 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I've had drinks with the guy. Definitely a highlight in my life.

[–]Aero_the_Dragonborn 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Please continue.

[–]Irishfury86 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I lived down in Clarksdale, MS for the past three years (I moved up to DC this past semester). Morgan Freeman owns a blues club and restaurant in the town where my friends and I hung out every weekend. We saw him a number of times our first year eating at the restaurant or hanging out at the blues club but it wasn't until our second and third years where we got to have drinks with him. Incidentally, while filming in Clarksdale for "The Help" I also got to meet Alison Janey and Emma Stone.

[–]Aero_the_Dragonborn 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That is awesome. Was it as awesome as I would perceive it to be?

[–]ABFTiger 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Why did you leave out his character in Wanted?

[–]mdowd1231 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

and The Dark Knight...

[–]solidusv1 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Vegetable Vampire trumps all.

[–]Coolbreezy 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Street Smart. Fucking awesome portrayal of a pimp.