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[–]mGDivinO 4 points5 points ago

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Lies. Everyone on reddit is single and lonely.

[–]PenguinWrangler 2 points3 points ago

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False. I got dumped 2 weeks ago. It sucks and I still think she's awesome. There just aren't cool "my ex is crazy" stories to tell when your ex is not crazy.

[–]tertialtom 0 points1 point ago

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you're the shooter(kidding)

[–]Cogwork 1 point2 points ago

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Last relationship wasn't not a bullet dodge. Sadly that chick was awesome, just stupid.

[–]33killjoy33 1 point2 points ago

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mine was more like this

[–]BasRutten951 1 point2 points ago

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I......I don't know what to do. I better get back to work now.....

[–]joebags15 0 points1 point ago

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strong emphasis on apparently

[–]sneezeattacks 0 points1 point ago

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publication bias...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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And then there is always that one stray bullet that barely hits your knee and you lose all your confidence in the ability to dodge the rest of them.

[–]IrrigatedPancake 0 points1 point ago

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No, bitch. Just people who aren't happy to be out don't talk about it. You moron.