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[–]SashaTheBOLD 74 points75 points ago

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There are all sorts of reasons why someone might have a switch blade out, but if they're wielding a PLUNGER you know shit's going down.

[–]smartbomb314 22 points23 points ago

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Isn't it more likely that shit isn't going down?

[–]MarquisDan 14 points15 points ago

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No no no, that's what's happening BEFORE they wield the plunger.

[–]jwitten2[!] 2 points3 points ago

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I see what you did there

[–]todanator 20 points21 points ago

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What movie is this from?

[–]angrytroll123 99 points100 points ago

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Avatar

[–]Fearbeard 16 points17 points ago

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This scene is amazing in 3D.

[–]PantsOnFireMan 7 points8 points ago

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You mean the bit right before Golum finds the ring?

[–]beerxedge 10 points11 points ago

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FUCKING SPOILER ALERT, ASSHOLES

[–]_marc_ 4 points5 points ago

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Magic Crystal (1986)

Video of GIF: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IpY6lB4g1U

[–]Jibbals 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen the movie but don't remember the name, does anyone know? I recall it was pretty good!

[–]chibicb 2 points3 points ago

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Hurry up and remember, the curiosity is bothering me.

[–]we_love_dassie -1 points0 points ago

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The guy licking the plunger is the director...

[–]serkanyersen 7 points8 points ago

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I recently had a surgery, thanks to you I don't have stitches anymore.

[–]yellowdevel 5 points6 points ago

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Is.. is his tongue bleeding after he licks the knife?

[–]WarPhalange 0 points1 point ago

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Most likely the knife had Red Shit on that side. It's meant to looks like it's bleeding. That's kind of the point.

[–]yellowdevel 0 points1 point ago

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Look like it's bleeding as a movie effect? It's still sort of fail in the character, if he bleeds trying to look badass.

[–]WarPhalange 0 points1 point ago

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Are you retarded? He licked the knife to cut himself on purpose to show he doesn't care about pain. That shit is manly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Jez8-ORTFU

[–]yellowdevel 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not retarded. That's pretty beast.

[–]late_on_the_boat 5 points6 points ago

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Actually... so go ahead...bring a knife...

[–]ShakeyBobWillis 2 points3 points ago*

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Fuck that. PLUNGE it into his heart! *rimshot*

[–]Zinnober 2 points3 points ago

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Contrary to popular belief, that's not a rimshot. A rimshot is hitting the rim and the head of a drum at the same time, causing a loud "crack" sound.

The more you know!

[–]ShakeyBobWillis 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I'm using the colloquialism.

[–]Nebakanezzer 0 points1 point ago

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it's a bad colloquialism and you should feel bad

[–]ShakeyBobWillis 1 point2 points ago

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It's the perfect one! Everyone knows exactly what I mean when I say it.

[–]MiDaWest 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ShakeyBobWillis 1 point2 points ago

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Added!

[–]metalmike187 1 point2 points ago

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Frank Castle did fine in The Punisher.

[–]straat 2 points3 points ago

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Whole new meaning to "shit eating grin."

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[–]_marc_ 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SteveOddJobs 0 points1 point ago

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I think I may have seen this, in the dim distant past. Isn't he a virgin who has to have sex before he is eaten by a demon, or some such?

[–]athanc 0 points1 point ago

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Am I racist or does the second guy look a lot like Freddie Wong?

[–]TheGazelle 0 points1 point ago

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I think Sgt. Zim would disagree with that.

You enemy can't shoot if you disable his hands.

[–]mGDivinO -1 points0 points ago

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That little smile when he licks the plunger...

[–]phus 6 points7 points ago

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no thats a "what the hell did I just do" face