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[–]JackieMolasses 42 points43 points ago

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[–]CustardBoy 8 points9 points ago

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*slowly pushes money forward * T... T-take all my money...

[–]madman1969 2 points3 points ago

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Dude, that was nasty !

[–]wuy3 1 point2 points ago

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I don't... even...

[–]dr_fox 27 points28 points ago

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or if your girlfriend doesnt wear a tampon

[–]Redkasquirrel 0 points1 point ago

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That's gross, dude.

[–]TheAceMan 16 points17 points ago

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I ran across a video of a male friend on youporn yesterday. I may be the only Redditor to make it through no fap feb.

[–]loxias44 10 points11 points ago

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Link??

[–]SR71-boss 5 points6 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]loxias44 2 points3 points ago

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No look of disapproval! I disapprove of that look!

[–]TheAceMan 1 point2 points ago

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I am not going back for a link!!!

[–]Airazz -3 points-2 points ago

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Wait, was it a male friend or a female friend? It's important.

[–]TheAceMan 0 points1 point ago

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It was a male. A guy from my baseball team.

[–]khai2die4 0 points1 point ago

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Link ಠ_ಠ?

[–]Darth_Remus 5 points6 points ago

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If you bleed that much, you need to see a doctor.

[–]SmokeyDBear 4 points5 points ago

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That all depends on how many ants come out.

[–]Cerberus73 4 points5 points ago

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Was that THIS month...?

[–]stoor 5 points6 points ago

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Its okay, we'll do no-fap february IN MARCH!

[–]mynameraulduke 0 points1 point ago

No Masturbation March!

[–]BONUSBOX 1 point2 points ago

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i lost like six time already in that case

[–]Dsweets 8 points9 points ago

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Repost with almost the same title. Kudos...

[–]Jeeraph 2 points3 points ago

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Today's february 3rd.

[–]Ginga 2 points3 points ago

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STOP.

POSTING.

THIS.

GIF.

[–]Redkasquirrel 5 points6 points ago

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If it really makes you angry, you could always go out and get some sun.

[–]Iwokeupwithoutapillo 1 point2 points ago

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But then who would whine incessantly about reposts, huh? Every other redditor? No, it's got to be him.

[–]Dude_man79 -1 points0 points ago

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My version of this would be No-weekday-fap February. I personally don't want to go crazy simply because its freakin' February.

[–]A_Dumb_bear -1 points0 points ago

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I didn't even attempt it this year.

[–]entropy111 -1 points0 points ago

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so...i just laughed for a minute straight.

[–]Senntinel 0 points1 point ago

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I'm on like 4 days since my last fap. Last night I had the most realistic sex dream about a girl I know, I think I can take the no fapping for a while as long as I keep getting rewarded with HD porn in my dreams.

[–]iregretjumping 1 point2 points ago

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Join hands, join hands.

[–]EwokMan 0 points1 point ago

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I can't stop laughing. His facial reaction is similar to being in the open atmosphere on Mars- [PROOF- total recall]

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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please tell me this shit is not going to continue every day

AFTER 29 DAYS OF NO FAP FEBRUARY

seriously nobody cares

[–]Earthboy2 0 points1 point ago

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REPOST, this was already here some hours ago -.-

[–]TheWalterSobchak 0 points1 point ago

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No Fap February? When the hell did this happen?

[–]Mistermail 0 points1 point ago

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I know, right? Apparently it really was an established thing, but I heard about it just a few hours too late :/

[–]CrayonOfDoom 0 points1 point ago

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Why would you care to anyway? It's not like it has some positive benefit to... well, to anything at all.

[–]JimmyJamesMac 1 point2 points ago

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it didn't

[–]Hayes92 0 points1 point ago

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how original

[–]busterdust 0 points1 point ago

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I like the part where he clearly tries to shoot it on his head.

[–]REPOST-Patrol -2 points-1 points ago

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REPOST!!!!