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[–]nubbstheman 5 points6 points ago

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there appears to be a man in your eye.

[–]mistermajik2000 1 point2 points ago

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YEAH IT'S ME. - check out some of the comments from when I uploaded this from my cellphone four months ago after having some fun with the sharpie in the Burger King bathroom. It's amusing that they thought I was black then, now they think parallelpark is. They also had a lot of guesses about my shirt, but it was just a normal shirt, stretched out in the reflection like a fun-house mirror.

Holy shit!

I've never had original content of mine reposted by someone else (that I've noticed) before. I feel kind of like this. - like I've graduated to some sort of reddit level previously unobtainable for the last six years.

[–]I_wwebsite 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like an IN-N-OUT bathroom.

[–]thatlookslikemydog -1 points0 points ago

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And he looks like my dawg.

[–]fulviov 2 points3 points ago

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[–]asmalldrinkofmilk 0 points1 point ago

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Either ppl didnt get this reference or i find it funnier then it was meant to be.

[–]eekozoid 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Jeembo 2 points3 points ago

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Reminds me of Hostel.

[–]YourValentine 0 points1 point ago

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exactly what I thought of too. great, nightmares every time I dry my hands

[–]Fact-o-Tron-9000 2 points3 points ago

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Did you know that the hand dryer was invented in 1948 by Chicagoan George Clemens?

[–]veggiehead 2 points3 points ago

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Thought you were making fun of asians by switching their L's with R's

[–]mbelange4980 2 points3 points ago

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http://imgur.com/TU8lh

i think i like him this way more

[–]Ex9n 1 point2 points ago

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high imagination of yours,I never thought about that lol

[–]cosworth99 1 point2 points ago

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The goggles did nothing.

[–]Phuxake 1 point2 points ago

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Are you wearing a hospital gown?

[–]auralammunition 1 point2 points ago

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i read this as eye elbows

[–]Audioworm 1 point2 points ago

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The dark spot reflected in the eye makes it look very much like his eye has just unexpectedly protruded from its socket and the poor hand-drier is looking on in shock

[–]JohnAbruzzi 1 point2 points ago

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Mirror shot, your doing it right

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I was expecting an asian man with flaming eyebrows or something

[–]awesomedan24 1 point2 points ago

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That really blows.

[–]HonorableJudgeIto 1 point2 points ago

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The Drunken Octopus clearly won the fist fight.

[–]ironiridis 1 point2 points ago

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Reminded me of Tarboy.

[–]alexbro001 1 point2 points ago

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Are you black?

[–]happygilmore__ 0 points1 point ago

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Are you?

[–]alexbro001 0 points1 point ago

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maybe?

[–]happygilmore__ 1 point2 points ago

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Steps to check if you are black or not:

  • If man:

    Pull down pants. Big dick? You are black.

  • If woman:

    Does your name start with La, Sha, Va, or Teq? You are black.

[–]alexbro001 0 points1 point ago

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Man. Shit. I guess i'm white :(

[–]happygilmore__ 0 points1 point ago

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me too :(

[–]Helen_Damnation 1 point2 points ago

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I am never going to look at one of those things the same now...

[–]wolfgangjt 1 point2 points ago

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Zoom! Enhance!

[–]ChocolateMilk77 1 point2 points ago

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and the award for most discrete mirror pic goes to...

[–]parallelpark[S] 0 points1 point ago

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credits goes to : mistermajik2000