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[–]Eris235 119 points120 points ago

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Source. This comic has shown up a few times on Reddit, but there are a bunch of pretty hilarious ones on that site.

[–]iplaygaem 2 points3 points ago

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Three word phrase is hilarious. Thanks for posting the source.

[–]_momo 9 points10 points ago

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I wish people would stop posting them for karma without sources. And then, on tumblr, everyone just takes down the source. He even has his own tumblr and has to frequently re-source them.

[–]Pointy130 13 points14 points ago

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It even says in the fucking sidebar:

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments.

[–]teraflop 13 points14 points ago

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Rules like that are useless if they're not enforced.

[–]Pointy130 1 point2 points ago

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There's a report function. People could use it.

[–]Neebat 2 points3 points ago

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Done.

[–]darkshaddow42 2 points3 points ago*

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Same here. C'mon people, lets get this rolling.

EDIT: It's been removed. All clear.

[–]Neebat 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if the OP gets to keep the ill-earned karma. If so, that tends to encourage them to keep trying.

[–]-Gavin-[S] -1 points0 points ago

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I sure hope not. imo, that dood doesn't deserve any imaginary karma

[–]eyecite 0 points1 point ago

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I just read every single one of his comics. Thanks for the link.

[–]moosedenied 0 points1 point ago

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And that's how I got all my karma.

[–]kavorka2 40 points41 points ago

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I saw a Dear Abby type column on this recently, not pinecones up the butt but the woman asked the guy about any fantasies and he told her some really, really weird and perverted shit. (Like pretend to be a little girl and I'm raping you.). And the message from Dear Abby was basically "you opened that door, you gotta do it."

[–]realfinkployd 34 points35 points ago

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Dear Abby has your back, guys.

[–]TheAughtSpectrum 9 points10 points ago

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"Honey, I want to know all your fantasies" Later, "Ew! I didn't want to know that!"

[–]jontss 1 point2 points ago

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It's kinda like I always say, honesty is only good in a relationship if you're not honestly an asshole.

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[–]superguy12345 5 points6 points ago

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That is pretty damn true, actually. But now I'm curious what your fantasy was/is. What qualifies as fairly kinky but not THAT weird?

[–]Shirosynth 2 points3 points ago

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It was pinecones in the butt, wasn't it?

[–]sheize_minnelli 1 point2 points ago

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So, what then? If its no big deal, why not tell us? I know I'm interested.

[–]gstoit -3 points-2 points ago

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this

[–]ihatefuckeverything -1 points0 points ago

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not this

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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butt but

ha

[–]buttguy 1 point2 points ago

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WHAT?! I was sleeping.

[–]Red_AtNight 0 points1 point ago

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Are you sure it was Dear Abby, and not like, Savage Love? Pretty sure Dear Abby wouldn't be writing about that sort of thing.

[–]khdutton 21 points22 points ago

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Pro Tip: Cover them in peanut butter and birdseed first.

[–]drummererb 18 points19 points ago

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Where I'm from we call this "The Boyscout"

[–]PennyGremlin 2 points3 points ago

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There's also "The Eagle Scout" but I heard it involves pineapples.

[–]drummererb 0 points1 point ago

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No see the Eagle Scout is where you spend your summer having sex with homeless people.

[–]PennyGremlin 1 point2 points ago

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"So . . . what was your Eagle Project?"

[–]Swazi666 10 points11 points ago

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I love how his interruption physically goes into the next frame.

[–]espnman321 17 points18 points ago

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My wife and I call it "Squirreling", and we're not the only ones. There are dozens of us... DOZENS!

[–]greggerypeccary 1 point2 points ago

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Still not as weird as whatever Richard Gere is into

[–]MaximilianKohler 0 points1 point ago

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uhhh I think I'd rather a small animal up my butt vs pine cones.....

[–]Captainpatch -5 points-4 points ago

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And the internet has brought you together and made you feel normal! Suddenly you're making up little terms for every bit of the process of the fetish.

Sometimes I wonder how people found others to fulfill their odder fetished before the internet, but then I remember that divorce used to be frowned upon. *shrug*

[–]punksqerll 5 points6 points ago

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you know those gifs that seem to have sound? so did this. I can hear the scratchy scuffle of pinecones across eachother and it buggs me

[–]smurgleburf 9 points10 points ago

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can i buy some drugs from you?

[–]punksqerll 0 points1 point ago

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meet me in the alley behind mcdonalds

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Was expecting him to hand her one of these and was utterly confused by the pinecones.

[–]CatfishRadiator 1 point2 points ago

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Three word phrase is one of the best webcomics. My friends and I routinely say 'shuf' when we shove things in any direction, which happens quite often.

[–]cvillano 1 point2 points ago

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I've always been partial to flut

[–]CatfishRadiator 0 points1 point ago

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Haha. You're a good kid.

[–]DabbleSauce 2 points3 points ago

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ThreeWordPhrase is my favorite comic strip. Also, the addition of "shuf" in the last panel makes it perfect.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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REPOST AGAIN ??? TEARS OUT EYES

[–]TechnoEquinox 2 points3 points ago

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shuf

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Removed, rehosted web comic

[–]javixm 2 points3 points ago

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This somehow reminds me of George Costanza

[–]SSdash 1 point2 points ago

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It feels like aliens poking at my body

[–]Presii 1 point2 points ago

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Most women wear this when they ask their partners about sexual fantasies.

PINEAPPLES GUYS.

Not pine cones....

[–]schoolairplane 1 point2 points ago

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DON'T DO IT! IT CAUSED MORT GOLDMAN MUCH PAIN!

[–]Immynimmy 1 point2 points ago

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There's actually a similar legit fetish that's similar to that: figging. It is when a partner shoves a piece of ginger roots in the other partners anus. Don't ask how I know that.

[–]drummererb 6 points7 points ago

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This is something from BDSM. Shaved ginger burns like a mother fucker so the Dommes will whittle a piece of ginger into a plug shape without the skin on it, stick it in their sub's tail pipe and then the sub writhes in agony and pleasure as the feeling of stinging fire erupts through their bowels from a plug they can't(won't) remove.

TYL.

[–]Immynimmy 1 point2 points ago

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...Ummm...thanks.

[–]nottoobadguy 0 points1 point ago

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how do you know that?

[–]Immynimmy 6 points7 points ago

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I SAID DON'T ASK!

[–]Theothergirl89 1 point2 points ago

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Waiting for redditors wife meme

[–]syntax_erorr 1 point2 points ago

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Why the fuck is this picture so small?

[–]Stupoopy 4 points5 points ago

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This always seems like it would turn me on, but when it happens it's pretty horrifying.

I always fall into the same trap though, and I forget the horrible-ness, and I think it'll turn me on.

I really need to stop getting girls to put pinecones up their butt.

[–]NUK380Y 0 points1 point ago

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"Trying something new" by reposting?

[–]Sexwax 0 points1 point ago

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I had a conversation with ~usingthisonce about kinky fantasies. I'm gonna use this on him.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I think the joke lies in the fact that the female is asking the question, not so much the pine cones. At least that is my experience poker face

[–]Kayel41 0 points1 point ago

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Ya the author is very perry bible fellowship humor, anybody remember pbf... Anyone?

[–]Anderskp 0 points1 point ago

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Does nobody else see the two dudes behind the pinecones in the last frame?

[–]bigpoppasmack 0 points1 point ago

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Did else read it as "do you have any fantas?"?

[–]ZorakIsStained 0 points1 point ago

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SHUF

Also, stop hosting webcomics on imgur. You're dumb to do so.

[–]wtfmanquestionmark 0 points1 point ago

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...by reposting something old.

[–]YourMomsMilkMan -3 points-2 points ago

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Re re re repost >.>