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[–]pelanderfunk 105 points106 points ago

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It's a joke that combines the set-up of a Simpsons joke and the punchline of a Simpsons joke.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 2 points3 points ago

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[–]COCA2113 1 point2 points ago

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The legendary Esquilax!

[–]thinking_loudly 4 points5 points ago

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So, what you're saying is, Simpsons did it?

[–]Nightst0ne 3 points4 points ago

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downvotes? but why?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Woody Allen made a very similar joke in the book Without Feathers, which came out in 1975:

"The great roe is a mythological beast with the head of a lion and the body of a lion, though not the same lion."

[–]palordrolap 1 point2 points ago

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I think he was not telling the truth. Fibbing. Expressing a falsehood. Saying that which is not so.

[–]TheCosmicCoyote 72 points73 points ago

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It reminds me of the legend of Esquilax!

[–]Badgerness 23 points24 points ago

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Look, it's galloping away!

[–]HardCorwen 23 points24 points ago

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Or the mysterious 2-headed dog! Born with only one head...

[–]thebattlingsiki 12 points13 points ago

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[–]IHateBlindKittens 34 points35 points ago

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Simpsons did it.

[–]PeeTSD 13 points14 points ago

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Here Esquilax*

[–]SantorumRuckus2012 14 points15 points ago

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Hear hear the legend of spiderbaby

[–]Beegee7730 2 points3 points ago

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Father 5ed...brilliant.

[–]dobthe1st 1 point2 points ago

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the description there is so accurate

[–]bsterling 1 point2 points ago

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First thing I thought of! Love that show.

[–]univox 0 points1 point ago

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Mordred is lurking out there - and he's a hongrey

[–]huuvp 6 points7 points ago

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[–]muffinmonk 2 points3 points ago

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Is that Mark Henry?

[–]huuvp 0 points1 point ago

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yes

[–]Alsttr 10 points11 points ago

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COMIC SANSSSSSSSSSSS. (Hey, I actually got it first for once.)

[–]x_x_x_x_x 4 points5 points ago

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/r/circlejerk is that way ---->

[–]darkhorseguns 3 points4 points ago

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This reminds me of an English teacher I had in high school. He always had the best and the worst jokes. One of them was an Elvis Presley impersonation. He would ask us to pretend that he looked and sounded exactly like Elvis and then say "Thank you very much."

I wanted to punch him every time he did that.

[–]rappa819 1 point2 points ago

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you were lion.

[–]YesImThatJake 0 points1 point ago

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I cat believe you would call me that!

[–]ninjahippo93 0 points1 point ago

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Were you lion?

[–]saysstupidstuff 0 points1 point ago

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The font is obnoxious.

[–]opalorchid 0 points1 point ago

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They're called rock doves now, it's less derogatory and makes them feel better.

[–]WolfNippleChips 0 points1 point ago

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Does it play chess?

[–]Grimm_Disco 0 points1 point ago

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I found this way funnier than I should have.

[–]fuckingobvious 0 points1 point ago

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That's just a picture of a pigeon.

[–]watsonrychi5 0 points1 point ago

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Deep point

[–]flumkaka 0 points1 point ago

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Cats!

[–]reverse_ 0 points1 point ago

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... and comic sans?

[–]RNRSaturday 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome! I'm learning photoshop, too! What do you think? http://i.imgur.com/iAiok.png

[–]rebirth369 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome.

[–]motdidr 0 points1 point ago

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Your friend stole a joke from the Simpsons.

[–]kindall 0 points1 point ago

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You have just begun reading the sentence that you have just finished reading.

[–]Osiris32 0 points1 point ago

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"Am I a lion? I guess you could say that, 'How the mighty roar.'"

[–]meowserz 0 points1 point ago

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SIMPSONS DID IT!!

[–]raymendx 0 points1 point ago

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You could even see the pixels.

[–]magme89 0 points1 point ago

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I salute you Sir, for your mastery of wit.

[–]MissGarrison 0 points1 point ago

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The head of a pigeon, and the body of a pigeon, but not the same pigeon.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 0 points1 point ago

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If you and your buddy are too young to have seen that episode of the Simpsons, how the fuck old am I?!

[–]Linkitch 0 points1 point ago

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[–]1trull2many 0 points1 point ago

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Simpsons did it, so did Family Guy and South Park, repost, been done 1,000 times before, already saw it on 9gag, digg, 4chan, facebook, youtube, damnlol, moronail, and reddit. Can we get over ourselves now?

[–]DerivativeMonster 0 points1 point ago

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Can't see past the Comic Sans.

[–]Pigeon_Logic 0 points1 point ago

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This proves that I am a lion.

[–]BanzaiTree 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SHITTY COMIC SANS. GO DIE, TOO.

[–]Son_of_a_Bee_Sting 0 points1 point ago

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Best disguised lion ever.

[–]Talkgibberish 0 points1 point ago

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That was really clever.

[–]xombiedeath 0 points1 point ago

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Looks more like a badger with the head and body of a pigeon than a lion with the head and body of a pigeon. You sure you started with the right picture?

[–]smgeier 0 points1 point ago

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...but not the SAME pigeon! DUHN DUHN DUUUUUUUHN!

[–]Prof_Doom -1 points0 points ago

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Must have been a lot of work masking off the fur of the lion to change the head and then again to mask off the rest of the fur to change the body. I can see that some quality got lost in the process of resizing the head and the body of the pigeon to fit the original form of the lion, though. But don't worry - after a little more practise the won't be any noticable difference. We've all gone through that stage of practising the lion to pigeon.

Have an upvote.

[–]77108 -2 points-1 points ago

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Well, what the fuck - have my upvote.

[–]y2k_compliant -1 points0 points ago

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Chest of pigeon... Back of pigeon... Shoulder of pigeon... Armpit of pigeon...

[–]ninjahippo93 1 point2 points ago

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Sounds like witches brew to me. Add some eye of newt and some leg of toad

[–]Osiris32 0 points1 point ago

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Testicles of a newt. Guess he's a transsexual now!!

[–]Effthebitch 1 point2 points ago

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But with a pigeon, would it be armpit, or would it, in fact, be wingpit?

[–]Ninomiya -1 points0 points ago

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I was hoping for something similar to the bearshark. -___-

[–]ExcellentToEachOther -1 points0 points ago

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[–]singlefaze -2 points-1 points ago

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u mad bro?

[–]spb10e -5 points-4 points ago

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Are you sure it's not the head of a horse disguised as a pigeon and the body of sarah jessica parker?