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[–]ericcsson6 47 points48 points ago

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Why is Bert SO disapproving? :(

edit: he's staring... into my soul...

[–]abagofdicks 21 points22 points ago

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you got mean mugged by a muppet.

[–]jbird123 5 points6 points ago

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Bert got raped by a hand.. for a living!

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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http://menversus.com/images/bertstare.jpg

It is called the Bert Stare.

[–]genericwit 1 point2 points ago

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So fucking menacing.

[–]yetanotherx 0 points1 point ago

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He's got quite the poker face.

[–]scrubadub 95 points96 points ago

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[–]silentbobsc 104 points105 points ago

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[–]Whaleback 13 points14 points ago

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This is my favorite version.

[–]elitexemnas 5 points6 points ago

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Thank you for posting in comments, you selfless soul.

[–]cupid-stunt 5 points6 points ago

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Damn you beat me to it.

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 4 points5 points ago

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Kind of like how I beat your wife.

[–]Jobeanie123 4 points5 points ago

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WhenYouBeatYourWiFiFeelSad

[–]NinjaJoey209 -1 points0 points ago

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I will allow this.

[–]balls4xx 15 points16 points ago

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[–]Iciac 61 points62 points ago

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This did not end the way I expected.

[–]SGMD1 30 points31 points ago

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This came from the bodybuilding.com Misc. forum. I used to post there and remember being surprised that a semi-successful meme (bert stare) actually originated there

[–]LebronJamesHairline 22 points23 points ago

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Misc brahs checkin in.

[–]now_printing 6 points7 points ago

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please...stay safe

[–]ComedicFailure 5 points6 points ago

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its fuckin ZYZZ man

[–]ShadowsDeed 9 points10 points ago

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sup brah

[–]par_man 6 points7 points ago

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o rly? I miss the good old days of Jeep Brah and badboy. Now its just 4chans offspring.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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I disagree. The trolls that misc pulls may not be related to jeep brah or badboy2, but they are still different from *chan. Winning ModelSearch2012, Hunks in Trunks 2011 (this is for you misc) and getting yucky with the boys are not related to 4chan, and when you see it there it is because misc brahs have infiltrated /fit/ too.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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The fucking worst was when the aesthetics zyzz bitches rolled in and started hating on the rest of the bodybuilding/olympic/powerlifting people. All the whining, bitches rolled in and ruined the community. That was the beginning of the end.

I think the Samantha nudes were the first still pictures I ever jacked off to.

[–]As_Esu_mdm92 4 points5 points ago

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Well you could start by shutting your fuarking mouth and going to the gym and stop being such a little phaggot and doing some fuarking squats and some deadlifts, understand? First you squat and then you deadlift, that's the basics of lifting. You gotta squat and then you deadlift, that's the only way to get jacked and you GOTTA DRINK AT LEAST A GALLON OF MILK A DAY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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In on secret rep trade.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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mat?

[–]threeirory 2 points3 points ago

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dat dere.

[–]kronzino 2 points3 points ago

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in for rep trade

[–]gogurtboots 1 point2 points ago

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Ha! Lebrons Hairline. That's my fantasy basketball team name. Because I will be 'running away" with it this year.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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I remember there was a point where basically every thread had this gif and the original 50 cent gif posted at least 100 times.

[–]secondsleft 19 points20 points ago

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Bert is Evil is one of the earliest internet memes. Nice to see him still going strong.

[–]Conchobair 2 points3 points ago

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[–]sje46 1 point2 points ago

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I wouldn't say it's one of the earliest internet memes...it's one of the more famous internet memes from the first half of the history of the web. Many more earlier ones that I would imagine are long-forgotten now.

[–]9ren 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ShadowsDeed 3 points4 points ago

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You Mad Brah, Yeah you Mad. take a multi and lift heavy!

[–]ZeroCool1 2 points3 points ago

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u aware

[–]par_man 2 points3 points ago

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BOOM! Protein everywhere.

[–]SaltyBabe 0 points1 point ago

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References

  1. Images of Bert with Adolf Hitler.

[–]xdestron 0 points1 point ago

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Aware!

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.

[–]par_man 5 points6 points ago

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But at what cost?

[–]AlrightOkay 4 points5 points ago

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I'm interested in reading whatever thread in which you were trying to post this

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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U unaware breh. U mad?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I cannot handle this much wisdom.

[–]wrankin1101 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god... you're so right

sobs uncontrollably

[–]walruteer 1 point2 points ago

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I tried to make sense out of this for way too long. Like, maybe OP is focusing on the wrong things, like how funny this .gif is, instead of the important things, like "where is my life going?"

[–]srd178 24 points25 points ago

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Bert ---> ಠ_ಠ

[–]barrymacockenya 14 points15 points ago

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Who wouldn't be intimated by that unibrow?

[–]zap-actionsdower 10 points11 points ago

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Frida Kahlo.

[–]lukevan 2 points3 points ago

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People without unibrows?

[–]mikeburnfire 23 points24 points ago

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I almost choked on my breakfast, damn you.

[–]ObamaResponse 39 points40 points ago

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[–]B_S_O_D 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Trollfailbot 3 points4 points ago

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I doubt it.

[–]darkNiGHTS 11 points12 points ago

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I'll bet you're fun at parties.

[–]Trollfailbot 8 points9 points ago*

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Yes, and the parent comment, which is the equivalent to yelling, 'IM RICK JAMES BITCH' at a party, is a blast to be around.

Why do so many redditors feel the need to say, 'OMG I CHOKED' or 'I LITERALLY SPAT ALL OVER MY MONITOR YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD'?

Its not original, and its way overused. Fits reddit perfectly, I guess.

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[–]Trollfailbot 0 points1 point ago

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Which comma is incorrectly placed?

[–]TurtleBird 2 points3 points ago

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None of them, that guy is an idiot.

[–]ramesali786 0 points1 point ago

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the one after yelling. Otherwise it's a good comment. You made me spit everywhere you magnificent slut.

[–]ildrummer -1 points0 points ago

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If you don't like this humor, get your misanthropic ass out of this forum.

[–]xdestron 1 point2 points ago

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It's not humor. Its rhetoric for stupid people, which is why the internet froths at the mouth for it.

[–]bricardo 1 point2 points ago

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He's great at funerals.

[–]denim-chicken 4 points5 points ago

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In on SRT

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

[–]dude187 0 points1 point ago

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*raises hand*

I'll take the free plane ticket. Just tell me what I have to say to someone you know.

[–]Blowjo 11 points12 points ago

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Aware

[–]Ikuinen 2 points3 points ago

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pls respond

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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In on SRT

[–]TooMuchTony 5 points6 points ago

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Negged

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens.

[–]par_man 6 points7 points ago

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I rep back....jus sayin

[–]TooMuchTony 4 points5 points ago

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1k+

[–]xdestron 0 points1 point ago

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delt ecko charly this is zulu foxcott the goose on lake, i repeat goose on lake what is ur status over

[–]918273628 4 points5 points ago

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Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.

[–]IAmAtomato -1 points0 points ago

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Wut?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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If I was given the chance I'd walk a thousand miles barefoot over the hot sands of the Sahara Desert, a thousand more over broken glass from homeless people's beer bottles. I'd drag my testicles through a greenhouse for cacti, hitting every single one. Just to be at the same spot that you sat on the beach 3 years ago for an hour.

[–]IAmAtomato 0 points1 point ago

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I once got a papercut.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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PICS?

[–]IAmAtomato 1 point2 points ago

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Too gory, bro.

[–]GhostChronos 1 point2 points ago

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I was expecting nigel thornberry, we need one of him!

[–]Paracite 1 point2 points ago

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WHAT IS THIS FROM!?

[–]Paddy_Tanninger 1 point2 points ago

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That hung frame drives me nuts.

[–]CaptainPorksword 1 point2 points ago

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aware

[–]reddit_trolliosis 4 points5 points ago

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Upvoted for clip from Entourage

[–]5avvy 4 points5 points ago

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Why did it have to end?? Was there ever any confirmation on a movie?

[–]captureMMstature 4 points5 points ago

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I thought they had confirmed a movie, I hope so at least. I really don't think they needed to end the show when they did, it hadn't become boring or bland for me.

[–]CanadaStyle 3 points4 points ago

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From what I have heard, Wahlberg said if the studio didn't fund the movie, he would fund it personally. So, there is a fairly good chance it will be made.

[–]HappyMuslim 3 points4 points ago

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Upvoted for recognizing this.

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[–]dimhearted 1 point2 points ago

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Reconsilepction :/

[–]oncewerelawyers 3 points4 points ago

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I think Burt had just been molested.

[–]Elwood_ 2 points3 points ago

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thats a nice way of introducing a blatant repost.

[–]Ryuosen 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking old

[–]Marz_The_Damaja 1 point2 points ago

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There is a better version of this where kermit is in the car beside of him and they look at each other, anyone got it?

[–]Sjoerder 3 points4 points ago

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[–]k_moo -1 points0 points ago

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Best one. Love disapproving Kermit.

[–]jsan1020 1 point2 points ago

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R.I.P. Rebecca Black. She should have taken the backseat

[–]Jew-gold 3 points4 points ago

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Bitch should have chosen quicker

[–]HappyMuslim -2 points-1 points ago

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Then she wouldn't have had anything to sing about!

[–]awkook 0 points1 point ago

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i sat here and watched this way too many times.

[–]Blusteel 0 points1 point ago

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Upon closer inspection, why is Bert smeared with shit?

[–]loverofreeses 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus... Bert looks stoned as fuck.

[–]honky_mcgee 0 points1 point ago

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Could someone post the 50 Cent gif with the driving cat?

[–]lunchboxg4 0 points1 point ago

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You're in luck, then, since it shows up here almost monthly.

[–]Dagus_Prophet 0 points1 point ago

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I love having a slow computer. "Okay...it's 50 cent...looking mad...oh no, wait, he's smiling now...driving away...wait, what the fuck was that?!"

[–]lonemonk 0 points1 point ago

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Berts Pupils are huge. I think he's still trippin' on that last hit of DMT

[–]la_de_daa 0 points1 point ago

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I lied

[–]mambypambyland 0 points1 point ago

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I agree. It was pretty funny when it was posted on the internet 5 years ago.

[–]AJistheGreatest 0 points1 point ago

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Cool gif, never saw it before br0.

[–]preruntumbler 0 points1 point ago

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This is my go to funny gif. Slightly better with rebecca black tho

[–]davie18 0 points1 point ago

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Still probably my all time favourite gif. So simple, yet so beautiful.

[–]somewhatcleverEel 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sitting in this boring class and I click on this link and burst out laughing when the topic being discussed in class was the people affected by the Great Depression. Now I look like a heartless jerk. Worth it? I think so.

[–]therejectethan 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know how many times I've saved this gif

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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itt unawares of misc....

[–]MuteSecurity 0 points1 point ago

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i haven't actually laughed out loud in a while. this is fantastic.

[–]panzerschrek 0 points1 point ago

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[–]jayesanctus 0 points1 point ago

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Bert's tripping his fuzzy little balls off.

[–]Goombatron 0 points1 point ago

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This .gif makes my top 5 internet things honestly. I must have watched it for a solid 10 minutes first time I saw it.

[–]EVILFISH2 0 points1 point ago

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it was funny the last 100 times i saw it

[–]aMANescape 0 points1 point ago

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Bert in the back! YES!

[–]breakfast_champ -1 points0 points ago

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I owe you one OP. Saw this awhile back on Reddit but could never find it again after that. Quite possibly my favorite gif of all time

[–]hyp3r -4 points-3 points ago

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Haha.

[–]MrHandsHorse -1 points0 points ago

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Fitty is giving Bert a ride to the Candy Shop, they met In The Club, out of Many Men Fitty chose Bert for the Peep Show.

[–]sizzzzzzle -1 points0 points ago

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a drive-by death stare

[–]onemissingbutton -1 points0 points ago

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I can't stop laughing..

[–]dimhearted -1 points0 points ago

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Yes

[–]Morveyn -1 points0 points ago

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I personally think stare Bert needs a revival or something.

[–]GIF_Reverse -1 points0 points ago

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[–]cupid-stunt 0 points1 point ago

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This is the one you were looking for.

[–]BigAdamFest -3 points-2 points ago

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Makes perfect sense to me. Bert is from the street(s).