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[–]Nelly_the_irelephant 34 points35 points ago

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Ah, Duchess...

[–]evanthesquirrel 10 points11 points ago

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You really loved that dog.

[–]flaccid_member 5 points6 points ago

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love how his mouth is open in the first pic

[–]espnman321 5 points6 points ago

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So much that it was creepy and pathetic?

[–]vanderbugger 6 points7 points ago

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She wasn't too smart to die from eating chocolate, was she?

[–]Nostalgia_Guy 3 points4 points ago

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Alright well that's lunch then.

[–]Tightsqueeze 0 points1 point ago

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Agent performance: UNSATISFACTORY

[–]Nelly_the_irelephant 0 points1 point ago

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Oh come on. At worst that was "Needs Improvement"

[–]Doc_Stu 1 point2 points ago

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[–]pekoe84 0 points1 point ago

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I bet he found her here: http://www.doggie-dating.co.uk/

[–]cavity_creeps 0 points1 point ago

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I clicked on comments for a relevant Archer remark and found one.

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[–]olivermihoff 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry, I've offended the dog.

[–]olivermihoff -3 points-2 points ago

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Hey guys... am I doing this rite? http://imgur.com/klO0o

[–]TP740 2 points3 points ago

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No, my good sir, you are not.

[–]david-me 12 points13 points ago

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This is why gays can't marry!

[–]CheetoFingers 19 points20 points ago

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Forever alone: Level 100

[–]rshappy 12 points13 points ago

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Disagree.

[–]ObamaResponse 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Immynimmy 1 point2 points ago

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How? That dude is pretty good looking.

[–]cockatielhour 3 points4 points ago

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And sadly the dog has better hair than I do.

[–]IAmNotLegendYet -3 points-2 points ago

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exactly what I was thinking! http://imgur.com/eTb06

[–]rmaniac12 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah. The other day I actually saw a dog in the backseat of a car and thought it was their daughter. Then I saw a collar... say what? Then the car turned a bit and I was like... aaah

[–]madcaesar 2 points3 points ago

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I like your play by play!

[–]licoricesix 6 points7 points ago

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the top pic makes him look like hes got a HUGE overbite, with some "The Simpsons" teeth going on. the dog in the second pic is looking at the camera like...please no more peanut butter.

[–]stillnotking 2 points3 points ago

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Give that bitch a chew stick. Bitches love chew sticks.

[–]thepriestofhiroshima 2 points3 points ago

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Back in the 80's, my mother worked as a personal trainer in Hollywood and Beverly Hills, with various well-known clients. She drove around in a convertible with her Afghan hound Zemi in the passenger side.

So she'd be driving around and the dog's hair would start whipping about in the wind, much like how a long-haired blonde woman's might. Young men also out for a ride would accelerate to catch up to the car filled with the brunette and the blonde only to stop at the next traffic signal and coyly stare into the face of what actually turned out to be a dog with a rather large snout. My mum laughs about it to this day.

tl;dr My mother used to troll people with her Afghan hound.

[–]shoeberto 2 points3 points ago

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My family used to have an afghan hound. Dumbest dogs ever. One time, a friend of mine came over and he had never seen this dog before. He seemed really discomforted by how much its hair looked like that of a woman. He actually made a pretty big deal out of it. It really made me wonder if maybe it brought out some dormant zoophilia in him.

tl;dr afghan hounds can be sexy enough to turn you zoophile and they are too dumb to be able to call the cops on you

[–]Ayrayray 5 points6 points ago

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The bottom pic looks like the dog has fat derp lips

[–]alrij 1 point2 points ago

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i thought that too, i had to do a double take to realize it was his fingers

[–]timelord71 1 point2 points ago

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He'll be getting some Doggy-style love tonight.

[–]elmer_the_arse 1 point2 points ago

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that the most loyal bitch a man, any man could afford…

…even married ones.

[–]andrewgus 1 point2 points ago

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Woah, teeth!

[–]Equipmunk 1 point2 points ago

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I can't stand those dogs after almost seeing a woman get fucked by one in a video. When I saw this photo, all the colour drained right out of my face.

[–]hiphophippopotamus 1 point2 points ago

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I bet he fucked it.

[–]Still_Not_Sleeping 1 point2 points ago

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I love dogs, but that was incredibly disturbing

[–]wordprodigy 1 point2 points ago

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make your move already

[–]Reaganometry 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god. So much dog hair is gonna get on that suit.

[–]tytyshortfry 1 point2 points ago

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Man that suit is gon be hairy as fuck

[–]Alcranky 1 point2 points ago

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That makes me uncomfortable.

[–]less_bians 1 point2 points ago

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[–]gbgftw 1 point2 points ago

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That dog looks like Gandalf.

[–]Lantro 0 points1 point ago

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Wong. That dog looks like Duchess.

[–]Nobbig 0 points1 point ago

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This is the first picture I openly laugh at today, after 3 hours of Reddit.

[–]Luner 0 points1 point ago

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Awkward...

[–]valkyrie123 0 points1 point ago

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She's a real dog and I won't do it missionary style with her cause her breath smells like she's been eating poop.

[–]smurfjoe 0 points1 point ago

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Tina, come get some ham!

[–]Freudianity 0 points1 point ago

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Why is he hugging Yoko?

[–]thecrisin 0 points1 point ago

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Yes she is lovely

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Something about the dog's smug little grin makes me uncomfortable about the depth of their relationship.

[–]CafeSilver 0 points1 point ago

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That's a nice coat. The dog's nice too.

[–]ArsenalAM 0 points1 point ago

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Look at the sadness behind those eyes, "I'm a dog... he'll never love me like he loves HER."

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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The next frame is, "...but she'll freak out when she sees the blond hairs all over his suit—and then he'll be all mine! We'll play fetch all weekend when he's not working and at night I'll be the one to sleep in his bed! He won't have to feed me treats on the sly anymore; we'll be able to go to the park and just be ourselves, without him acting like I'm just some friendly stray!"

[–]ArsenalAM 2 points3 points ago

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You really just made this picture weird. Peculiar, even.

I liked it.

[–]Everyoneheresamoron 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of that time I lost my shit watching the Kennel Club dog show. 70 year old British guy loved talking bout those bitches.

[–]NickDerpkins 0 points1 point ago

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Gonna take her to the "pound" huh? ;)

[–]Caseyjohnson 0 points1 point ago

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mans best friend.

[–]anonymouslives 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Barbara from Night of the living dead 1968.

[–]Dr_Insomnia 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was Lana Del Rey...

[–]postmoderno 0 points1 point ago

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fucking Theon Greyjoy

[–]FEDT_MAN_SPA 0 points1 point ago

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repost repost repost = karma karma karma

[–]fishistheice 0 points1 point ago

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[–]alrij 0 points1 point ago

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that mustache

[–]namedmeducky 0 points1 point ago

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That's accurate.

[–]flumkaka 0 points1 point ago

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Cats!

[–]doobiemonster 0 points1 point ago

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bitch means female dog.

[–]AHH23 0 points1 point ago

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that kid is THE creepiest kid i have ever seen...just saying.

[–]Stormdancer 0 points1 point ago

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Have you been on the internet long?

[–]AHH23 0 points1 point ago

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Nope...why?

[–]seeashbashrun 0 points1 point ago

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....the dog has better hair than me :'(

[–]carbonfe 0 points1 point ago

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Man! You're in the park trying to have a moment, and someone snaps a photo and puts it on Reddit.

It's a ruff life.

[–]mwiemer 0 points1 point ago

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That mustache.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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are you beck?

[–]Adzmodean 0 points1 point ago

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Second pic looks like Russian Singer Eduard Khil Dub

[–]Ayrayray 0 points1 point ago

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On the top pic, it looks like he's licking his lips erotically.

[–]baby_corn_is_corn 0 points1 point ago

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You did not do what I think you did. Did you?

[–]YO_VIOLO_GATOS 0 points1 point ago

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That bitch's mouth is kinda freaking me the fuck out right now... It's like a humanoid bitch, wtf.

[–]skepticandroid 0 points1 point ago

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the dog looks so sad

[–]MrDiller 0 points1 point ago

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That's rather creepy, actually.

[–]marnargulus 0 points1 point ago

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The joke is that a "bitch" is a female dog, and also a pejorative term for a human lady. He is implying that he is with a potential mate, but in reality it is his dog.

The technical term is "pun".

[–]fuckingobvious 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Stormdancer 0 points1 point ago

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Your thunder. He stole it.

[–]rossisdead -4 points-3 points ago

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Why's Sarah Jessica Parker a bitch?

[–]amontes92 1 point2 points ago

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yeah, she's clearly a horse

[–]nicholaaaas -1 points0 points ago

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Beck do an AMA please!!

[–]slmizme -1 points0 points ago

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sarah jessica parker?

[–]Scarydoll -2 points-1 points ago

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Looks like Sarah Jessica Parker got herself a new boyfriend.