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[–]raffytraffy 203 points204 points ago

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reddit logic:

re-post front-page video from day prior as gif.

PROFIT.

[–]kingrichard336 16 points17 points ago

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I'm posting it tomorrow in r/gaming, with the title "Mariokart is different in New Zealand"

[–]QuickPhix 0 points1 point ago

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"Looks like someone beat Sheep Man"

[–]joey_genius 60 points61 points ago

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once again, front page voters = 70% soccer mom, once-a-week reddit casuals

comment voters = 93% reddit diehards who have to suffer the reposts

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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And the other 7% diehards who come to the comments hoping the top comment isn't "repost" but knowing deep down it actually is.

Honestly, 2 things need to happen,.

1) It should cost the user 100 link karma to link to anything. It should cost the user X link karma, proportional to the number of users in that subreddit, to make a link post. You are also gifted Y link karma per day if your total link karma is Y or less. If you can't pay the price you can't make a link.

2) It should cost 100 comment karma everytime you utter the phrase repost. Because doing so adds nothing to the conversation. Nothing. Unless you are circle jerking. Then it is ok.

[–]emart 9 points10 points ago

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The only thing I could say which is negative about this, because it makes absolutely perfect sense, is that it would give karma a value. As of now, karma has no value whats so ever.

[–]Wildtails 7 points8 points ago

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And people are still crazy about it.

[–]sketchsy -1 points0 points ago

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How i imagine people with lots of karma feel

[–]Wildtails 1 point2 points ago

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Although I don't think we see topless pictures every time someone has a lot of karma...

New rule?

[–]Lumineus 3 points4 points ago

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Also, there needs to be karma inflation to prevent people hoarding karma and not doing anything with it.

[–]doesnt_really_upvote 1 point2 points ago

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Yes. Also we should tax the karma-rich. 90% of the karma is owned by 1% of the redditors.

[–]Remilla 0 points1 point ago

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How do lurkers fit into this?

[–]BluShine 0 points1 point ago

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What? But I just spent all my karma at the karma store yesterday. Now I'll have to build it all back up D:

[–]bitch_im_a_lion -1 points0 points ago

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Step 1 would make it so that nobody except those who posted before the rule was made could submit a picture. So no, that wouldn't work. Step 1 completely out. However I agree with 2.

[–]joeyxl -1 points0 points ago

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It's not easy ;(

[–]kmofosho 3 points4 points ago

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the funny thing is, this was already posted in r/gifs as well as the original post in r/videos

[–]Keightler 5 points6 points ago

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This is why I down voted the OP

[–]blackandgold87 3 points4 points ago

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karma whore logic:

re-post front-page video from day prior as gif.

PROFIT.

ftfy

[–]RichardPeterJohnson -2 points-1 points ago

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Fucking karma whores posting good stuff from other sub-reddits so people not subscribed can see them.

[–]blackandgold87 0 points1 point ago

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Keep fighting the good fight chief.

[–]usgiorgi 1 point2 points ago

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Look at my previous posts. I made that comment many hours before he posted this.

[–]usgiorgi -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]lecterrkr -1 points0 points ago

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well, that other post didn't made it... 0 points, and the other post with same video, 2 votes: List here. Also, it doesn't seems that was on front-page as raffytraffy says. Maybe I am missing that front-page post that everybody is talking about.

[–]eviletron -1 points0 points ago

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The creative and important part is to change the title

[–]ipn8bit 3 points4 points ago

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I'm not defending repost and I'm not sure if you are being sarcastic but I have seen the same gif used with different titles that gave me a new perspective and made me laugh. I guess I'm saying, fuck it, it's kinda funny.

[–]HuntStuffs 0 points1 point ago

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It seems to be getting worse. Multiple reports daily.

[–]sticx 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe you need a break from the interwebs.

[–]RussianFedora 4 points5 points ago

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Why I never!

[–]xlaxplaya -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck a sheep shield, we need a repost shield.

[–]babaganoush19 -1 points0 points ago

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Sheep shield: Try saying that 5 times fast.

[–]Chairboy -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm cool with it. I rarely view videos, animated gifs for stuff like this load faster and are less CPU intensive. Also knowing I don't need sound is cool.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson -2 points-1 points ago

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Go fuck yourself. Not everyone is subscribed to every sub-reddit.

[–]vader_quotes -1 points0 points ago

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You should not have come back!

[–]burntoast15[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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Funny thing is yesterday was the first time I saw this GIF. Which is why I posted it because I thought it was funny. So all you nerds calling for a repost can suck it

[–]five35 31 points32 points ago

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Clearly, someone in the car is holding wheat.

[–]jakeb89 2 points3 points ago

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Control + f "wheat".

Found here.

Upvote for you sir.

[–]HelenAngel -1 points0 points ago

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Also came here for the wheat & was not disappointed. =D

[–]HeirToPendragon -2 points-1 points ago

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Is that a Catan joke?

[–]BluShine 1 point2 points ago

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Minecraft, actually. Although Catan is awesome, too!

[–]asharkey3 44 points45 points ago

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The newest powerup in Mario Kart 7?

[–]nigrochinkspic 7 points8 points ago

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Try to shell me now bitch!

[–]IAmAboutUs 2 points3 points ago

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Instead of bouncing off the walls or chasing your opponent, it just aimlessly wanders away from your vehicle.

[–]ZippityZoppity 4 points5 points ago

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This is exactly what I thought of when I saw this.

[–]tobiov 0 points1 point ago

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EVEN THE COMMENTS ARE REPOSTS. GOD HELP US ALL

[–]Bardlar -1 points0 points ago

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Two threads in a row that I did ctrl+F for the comment I was looking for.

All is well.

[–]MarioKartPrime -1 points0 points ago

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I can neither confirm nor deny this.

[–]thissatori -1 points0 points ago

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Still won't protect you from the flying blue shell.

[–]dog_in_the_vent 6 points7 points ago

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In Soviet Russia, car drives ewe!

[–]AdrianStaggleboofen 4 points5 points ago

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Its like a mega man weapon

[–]damien6669 -1 points0 points ago

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That is the exact first thing I thought!!!

[–]renny7 3 points4 points ago

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That's obviously necromancer bone armor.

[–]Spazit 12 points13 points ago

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[–]mi_nombre_es_ricardo -1 points0 points ago

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damn! I wish Gradius III had those.

[–]Sumbohdie -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck. Now I have to hook up my Super Nintendo and play it. Thanks a lot.

[–]BornInTheCCCP 7 points8 points ago

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I did hear that New Zealand was developing new military tech.

[–]Astrokiwi 2 points3 points ago

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Nah, too much stone architecture. I'm going with Wales.

[–]BornInTheCCCP 0 points1 point ago

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You have a valid point. Could be fake stones to throw people off.

[–]illtagthat 0 points1 point ago

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Ctrl+f New Zealand, was not disappointed.

[–]Lazook 9 points10 points ago

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Welsh firedrill.

[–]nilum 1 point2 points ago

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Wasn't this one of the powers in Mega Man 10?

[–]flax41 1 point2 points ago

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This reminds me of Dr. Robotnick at the end of Metropolis Zone in Sonic 2.

[–]mr_bag 1 point2 points ago

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Its good to know i'm not the only one :p

[–]_Deadeye 7 points8 points ago

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Red shells. That is all.

[–]psyonic_wave 1 point2 points ago

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It reminded me more of the leaf shield from Megaman II

[–]psychoranger 1 point2 points ago

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At least it's not the green shells. I always end up hitting myself with those...

[–]BrowsOfSteel -1 points0 points ago

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Green shells act exactly the same in shield configuration.

[–]lacalvin -3 points-2 points ago

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way to rip off that comment

[–]_Deadeye 1 point2 points ago

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I should really check for reposts. Dammit, Reddit. Have an upvote because I feel bad.

[–]Five_deadly_venoms 1 point2 points ago

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Is Doctor Robotnik driving that car?

[–]fareastcoast 1 point2 points ago

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can you throw them like red shells?

[–]The_Resisty 1 point2 points ago

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Mario Kart, anyone?

[–]Nonamus 1 point2 points ago

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Indeed.

[–]dragonjah 0 points1 point ago

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Eastern European car insurance.

[–]Farjuan 0 points1 point ago

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What class and level do I have to be to gain that spell?

[–]flopus 0 points1 point ago

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SHEEP! DEFEND THIS CAR!

[–]chemical_imbalance 0 points1 point ago

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i used to love getting this question mark in Mario Kart.

[–]scooterpuffjr 0 points1 point ago

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Tis like mario cart, red shells brah

[–]Kamfy -2 points-1 points ago

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oh FUCK off. This is the most obvious repost ever. Why do people keep upvoting

[–]ContactSc 14 points15 points ago

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Maybe the people that upvote are people that haven't yet seen it. The only logical thing to do now is to kill everyone that hasn't seen what you've seen. The very fact that you have to view something (hilarious) multiple times is criminal.

[–]AduroNox 5 points6 points ago

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Maybe because they haven't seen it before? Not everyone browses reddit 24/7

[–]TheSafeWordIsWhiskey 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe he was trying to fall asleep

[–]remiped 0 points1 point ago

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Hopefully he also has a dream catcher hanging from his rear view mirror

[–]phoama3 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of my wind druid.

[–]Sumbohdie 0 points1 point ago

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I think this is the winner for quickest re-post ever to reach the front page. Again.

[–]xebo 0 points1 point ago

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Warp dissipators? Class III shields? Multi-Wave ECM Jammers? Planetary Flux Shields? Phasing Cloaks?

Na bro, sheep shields

[–]grandpoctopus 0 points1 point ago

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This would totally be Sheepman's power if he were a boss on mega man.

[–]BluShine -1 points0 points ago

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[–]grandpoctopus 0 points1 point ago

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wow, I guess this is what happens when you run out of ideas!

[–]L19htn1n9[!] 0 points1 point ago

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did you just repost something from yesterdays front-page? :D reddit all over again.

[–]Plexicraft -1 points0 points ago

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fuckin shamans

[–]Ekhart -1 points0 points ago

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"Sheep-wheel keep on turnin'… "

[–]kippirnicus -1 points0 points ago

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bah, hahaha! Bah, get it? I'm done, sorry...

[–]preo -1 points0 points ago

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did patch 4.3 change the bone shield to sheep shield for deathknights?

[–]Dr_Eastman -2 points-1 points ago*

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This should have been the power Mega Man got from Sheep Man. What a terrible master robot.

Fuck you for hating Mega Man.

[–]DroopyMcCool -1 points0 points ago

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That is how I feel trying to get a workout in at the gym with all the new years resolutioners there.

[–]georonymus -1 points0 points ago

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This beats three red shells.

[–]xdestron -1 points0 points ago

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Wood Man is jealous.

[–]OccasionallyWitty -1 points0 points ago

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And then you go do Air Man and he's super easy...

[–]12288 -1 points0 points ago

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I always thought that that was Sheepman's power.

[–]Bindher_Dundat -1 points0 points ago

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Can I get dibs on this tomorrow?I'll only have the sheep doing 1/4 of a lap; still in gif format.

[–]Dragoni7e -1 points0 points ago

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can they do barrel rolls??

[–]Goto10 -1 points0 points ago

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Nothing a Pyro can't handle.

[–]suburbansyndrome -1 points0 points ago

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I read this as: "Sleep shield activated". It seemed to make a lot of sense.

[–]brettaburger -1 points0 points ago

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It's funny watching people who are so worried about running over animals in their car. Just fucking go... the animal (dog, sheep, whatever) WILL get out of the way. And if it doesn't, I guess that's tough luck, but there's a 99% chance you wont hit it.

It's different if it's a domestic pet trying to cross the street. Then you might have to slow down. But out in an open area, a farm for instance, the animal will move.

[–]CaptainTrips369 -1 points0 points ago

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Transfer all power to starboard sheep shields.

[–]arc111111 -1 points0 points ago

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Sooo... That's the shield weapon planned for Megaman 11 ?

[–]whydidijointhis -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like Shyvana or Sejuani on a farm.

[–]umbrieus -1 points0 points ago

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Holy Shit that made me laugh

[–]Dark-Ganon -1 points0 points ago

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just because it reminded me of this...when you launch these, do they lock onto any target or just bounce around until they hit someone?

[–]HeadbangsToMahler -1 points0 points ago

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I don't know why they haven't already implemented this in the D3 beta.

[–]DarkCoyote -1 points0 points ago

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Where's that power up in Mario Kart!?

[–]Ttom_Red -1 points0 points ago

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Is it zombie proof?

[–]claudesoph -1 points0 points ago

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Ireland

[–]get_confident_stupid -1 points0 points ago

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Isn´t this supposed to be named "My visit at the albanian carwash"?

[–]flyonawall -1 points0 points ago

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Why are reposts such a big deal? You don't want to see it, don't look. There is plenty of stuff I don't like and just ignore. "Karma" has no real value, who cares what "karma" they get.

[–]Kracus -1 points0 points ago

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Well... I guess someones molecular density is quite high.

[–]deuce_ex -1 points0 points ago

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Oh the giggles I emitted in the university library!

[–]Tinkco86 -1 points0 points ago

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I have sheep buff. Ganking top.

[–]erydaytrollin -1 points0 points ago

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Reminds me of Crash Bandicoot

[–]Reddit_account_3 -3 points-2 points ago

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RED SHELLS!

[–]ch0colate_malk -4 points-3 points ago

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I hate you

[–]SMGstring -2 points-1 points ago

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Sheeplings

[–]Spiffu -2 points-1 points ago

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Lol, Gradius

[–]EdgarVerona -2 points-1 points ago

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Red shell protection, awww yeah

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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new Mario Kart weapon?

[–]apullin -2 points-1 points ago

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Look at the comments on this post. They are clearly all made by a bunch of shell accounts as a "seed" for this post.

Also, this was on the front page yesterday. And I am going to repost it tomorrow.

[–]wambolicious -2 points-1 points ago

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STOP BITCHING AND POST THE LINK TO THE FUCKING VIDEO BECAUSE I MISSED IT GOD DAMMIT

[–]ThisOpenFist -2 points-1 points ago

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Would a kindest genteel please provide to us a path to the original rendition of this particular picture show?

[–]freeogy -2 points-1 points ago

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No red shells are getting through that.

[–]beertastic -3 points-2 points ago

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Ahhh they look like little options.