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[–]bmlbml 23 points24 points ago

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[–]Ex_Digg_User 75 points76 points ago

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Holy shit- I kept waiting for the gif to repeat but the cat kept staring... and staring... I'm scared...

[–]jusksmit 24 points25 points ago

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At first, I thought it was kind of cute and funny, like that llama who stops chewing and turns to face you - but then a couple seconds went by and I started getting really creeped out.

It's like accidentally looking at an Enderman.

[–]MrConfucius 4 points5 points ago

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I still remember the first time I saw an Enderman. It was like seeing a reverse "Angel" from Doctor Who. I threw my laptop.

[–]Travisimus[S] 11 points12 points ago

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Right?

[–]Rusty-T-Shackelford 11 points12 points ago

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[–]MationMac 2 points3 points ago

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A lot better. I wish posters would post video link as comment. :d

[–]TehFalco 11 points12 points ago

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This is what i looked like when my sister walked in on me watching porn.

[–]Ag3nt_Smith 21 points22 points ago

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What has he seen!?!?!

[–]TheoQ99 17 points18 points ago

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The inner workings of the matrix

[–]MrConfucius 9 points10 points ago

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We are all batteries to them.

[–]Ag3nt_Smith 9 points10 points ago

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You're all batteries to me, me me me....

Other smith: Me too.

[–]wcmbk 1 point2 points ago

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That explanation really annoys me. It just doesn't make any sense at all. The rule of diminishing returns motherfucker, do you understand it?

[–]MrConfucius 1 point2 points ago

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Weird you say that. I actually watched the Matrix in my AP Econ class, and we talked about how we've become factors of production to them and the robots have eliminated the law of diminishing marginal returns.

[–]barium111 3 points4 points ago

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Japan

[–]senorchachang 18 points19 points ago

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Fucking scary man

Edit: I don`t give a fuck though, I watched it a second time.

[–]lolawlol 24 points25 points ago

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[–]NonAmerican 3 points4 points ago

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It probably thinks instructively that the camera is some kind of snake or other snatching animal and he believes instinctively that his cat speed is not sufficient to outrun it so he must stay there focusing on it to at least find a way to escape it if the enemy gets tired or so or distructed.

Or the cat is ill or retarded.

[–]valkyrio 0 points1 point ago

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or it's stuffed.

[–]TheOneKnightOfNew -2 points-1 points ago

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Yeah, fuck scary man, he's an ass

[–]Cubix__ 8 points9 points ago

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How does something not blink for so long?

[–]captaineclipse 18 points19 points ago

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It's actually an owl in a cat costume.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I am like 98.60% sure that cat just stole my soul.

[–]Iable-A 6 points7 points ago

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Cat not unsee

[–]king_of_the_universe 0 points1 point ago

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Perfection.

[–]Vitor711 4 points5 points ago

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Pur-fection?

[–]akidwhoplaysguitar 4 points5 points ago

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This.... this is fuckin hilarious.

[–]kittenkat4u 3 points4 points ago

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ive seen this gif a thousand times but i still love it. can't help but wonder just what hes thinking.

[–]captain_croco 2 points3 points ago

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I want to know what the crap is happening behind the camera.

[–]CartmanVT 2 points3 points ago

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Where is Nigel when you need him?

[–]Confuseled 1 point2 points ago

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That cat unnerved me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking terrifying.

[–]Kuryer 1 point2 points ago

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NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

[–]velocity010 1 point2 points ago

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[–]cyborgx7 1 point2 points ago

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"What? ... What!? ... WHAT?!? ... What do you want from me?!?" *bursts into tears.

[–]Ruckasss 1 point2 points ago

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since when did this become /r/nosleep ?!?!

[–]InterruptingWalrus 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit that is amazing! How did you ever get a cat to sit there and be a cat for so long?

[–]PlasmaNuke 1 point2 points ago

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[–]IsThatALlama 1 point2 points ago

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Yep, that's pretty much everyone's reaction to Japanese TV.

[–]Prawjex 0 points1 point ago

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[–]OswaldIV 0 points1 point ago

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Good god. I almost fell from leaning so far back

[–]woofers02 0 points1 point ago

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That went from funny to terrifying really quick.

[–]caimen 0 points1 point ago

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Dramatic cat?

[–]thecosmos 0 points1 point ago

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hes staring into my soul....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I just had a staring contest with a cat...

[–]salsa_de_tomate 0 points1 point ago

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This is seriously the funniest thing I've seen tonight. Have all my upvotes!

[–]IMrMacheteI 0 points1 point ago

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They're heeeere

[–]Thalamos 0 points1 point ago

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My cat has that exact same collar. Claim to fame, right here.

[–]dacookeymonsta 0 points1 point ago

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I couldn't look away, his chilly gaze just, froze me.

[–]DerpinNinjaa 0 points1 point ago

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My eyes were as wide as they could possibly get for about 15 seconds . Intense stuff .

[–]TienX 0 points1 point ago

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Need BGM! Quick someone come up with a BGM! ...oh wait, never mind.

[–]fyreball 0 points1 point ago

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I don't understand how this is funny, but it is.

[–]markman71122 0 points1 point ago

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i think his owner was wearing like some mask or somethin cuz the cat didnt expect that, then he was like what ever and turned around. :o

[–]Ivraalia 0 points1 point ago

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"Fuck, I broke the number one rule! Don't let them know I'm human!"

[–]I_am_very_old 0 points1 point ago

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I was expecting Nigel.

[–]manak69 0 points1 point ago

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OHaahahahahahohhohohohshihithishithisihiwtfwtfwtfwtf!!.. I was expecting a scare..

[–]worldwidewombat 0 points1 point ago

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I can see forever.

[–]amontes92 0 points1 point ago

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this made me do that weird inside choking laugh where you try to hold it in but it slowly slips out. this made my day.

[–]Harroprease11 0 points1 point ago

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creepy

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I can haz ur soulz?

[–]The_Angry_Gamer 0 points1 point ago

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What's wrong with that fucking cat?

[–]deemeetree 0 points1 point ago

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I was waiting for the head to float away.

[–]Vitor711 0 points1 point ago

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I love how the Japanese on the TV just as the cat turns is 困た, which translates to 'trouble'.

How appropriate.

[–]Pregnenolone 0 points1 point ago

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That's exactly my reaction when I too watch Japanese TV.

[–]DimmeryAL3X 0 points1 point ago

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This is how you look when you watch porn and your mom comes in.

[–]cocochinha 0 points1 point ago

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Haha sure is the best one

[–]trev2010 0 points1 point ago

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Was laughing until my soul was penetrated and my bowels emptied.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I saw this on Prodigy in 1998 with a dial up modem. It took 3 DAYS to download and seven days for my computer to render it, but when it finally animated (taking a full minute between each frame) it was worth it. Then, and right then, I knew the i386 with additional 5 1/2 floppy drive was worth the investment.

The point is, this is old as shit.

[–]Nick8385 0 points1 point ago

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soo freaky

[–]franick1987 0 points1 point ago

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My immediate first thoughts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDQQlZSiRAQ

[–]york646 0 points1 point ago

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Can't...look...away... reminds me of hypnotoad!

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[–]Shaggietv2 0 points1 point ago

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I was scared...but then I remembered i'm a ginger and have no soul

[–]Zomgwth 2 points3 points ago

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What does a soul have anything to do with being scared?

[–]PicklestheDrummer 2 points3 points ago

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Nothing, I don't think. Shaggietv, as a ginger, has no soul. Ergo, he has no reason to fear cats.

[–]Zomgwth 0 points1 point ago

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Basically what I was trying to figure out is why he made a ginger joke, it just seemed to have no place here at all.

[–]RogerMcRogerson -3 points-2 points ago

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catsarefuckinggay.jpg