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[–]HerroimKevin 160 points161 points ago

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Man those other guys are fucked. Ghost rider showed up to win.

[–]thefatkid5002 10 points11 points ago

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[–]explodes 3 points4 points ago

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Um how come nobody has told you how awesome that link is yet...

[–]luft-waffle 18 points19 points ago

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Nope, just quadranaro.

[–]StoicGoof 1 point2 points ago

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You need more upvotes for this.

[–]naglfar909 1 point2 points ago

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Regardless of the rest of the movie, podracing is awesome.

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 7 points8 points ago

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you beat me to it

[–]dartanyn 12 points13 points ago

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I think he beat a lot of people.

[–]Nabonidus3 11 points12 points ago

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That he did. Best hand job I've ever had.

[–]Nivlac024 7 points8 points ago

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he could use more spit

[–]PretntiousIlliterate 28 points29 points ago

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Shit #58 get it together

[–]malicious1 2 points3 points ago

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I don't know exactly why but I LOL'ed that comment.

[–]VoodooAK 1 point2 points ago

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Meanwhile #79 is using the distraction to inch forward and take the lead.

[–]snippybitch 32 points33 points ago

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So I was like "why is this on r/funny?!" My husband looked over and started laughing so hard he choked on his spit. I guess that answers my question...

[–]Balloons_lol 15 points16 points ago

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The funniest part is because they don't look concerned at all, just mildly annoyed. Like, "goddamnit, there goes Mark again. Fuckin' Mark. What a douchebag, always showing off, delaying the race. Fuck you Mark. I hate you for the decisions you make."

[–]reynej 0 points1 point ago

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That was kind of my thought but for me it was that they are all looking over at him but no one is doing anything about it. It's like they all thought, well that's one guy I don't have to worry about winning the race.

[–]cunger 48 points49 points ago

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I've got a good feeling about #58. He's been on fire lately.

[–]CursiveFusion 5 points6 points ago

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You could say he's off to a flaming start.

[–]WarPhalange 8 points9 points ago

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The fire hurts his body.

[–]SucculentSoap 3 points4 points ago

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This guy has a burning desire to win.

[–]CursiveFusion 2 points3 points ago

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It must have been pretty emberassing for him.

[–]cunger 2 points3 points ago

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He's on quite the hot streak.

[–]daykid 4 points5 points ago

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And #58 is disqualified for a false start.

[–]soal1 4 points5 points ago

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my girlfriend saw me laughing hysterically at the pic, shook her head, then walked out. couldnt even start to explain.

[–]ben_there_raped_that 2 points3 points ago

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I'd rather be that guy than Nick Cage...

[–]thatninjallama87 1 point2 points ago

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Ahh, another OC vs repost

[–]SwagChris0 1 point2 points ago

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Read title. Click Link. Laughed so hard!

[–]Lackspotential 1 point2 points ago

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"if we all stand completely still we can pretend like this never happened."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Now, that's gotta be a Harley.

[–]RhiannonRae 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't know Ghost Rider was competing against them

[–]paranoidinfidel 1 point2 points ago

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I'd say he's all fired up for the race!

[–]77108 1 point2 points ago

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That's a pretty accurate depiction of my posts in the reddit race to the frontpage.

[–]fotografamerika 1 point2 points ago

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Shit, Tyrone...

[–]juliejuju 0 points1 point ago

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"Ghost Rider! We told you you can't enter!"

[–]idontpostoften 0 points1 point ago

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haha, did not expect that

[–]orzof 0 points1 point ago

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If he decides to race anyway, they could may a Lifetime movie about him.

[–]socialgoof 0 points1 point ago

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Na, I'm good. Let's get this started.

[–]DWAAAAAAAAAAM 0 points1 point ago

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That's an interesting interpretation of Chariots of Fire

[–]BlueJayAggie 0 points1 point ago

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... this kills the motorcycle.

[–]clanracer 0 points1 point ago

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Its incentive to finish first.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I really like when titles make things funnier on reddit. I also like to say stupid shit that doesn't need to be said and that nobody really cares about anyway. I belong here.

[–]Banditosaur 0 points1 point ago

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This is just a pre-race ritual to intimidate his rivals

[–]Zacaton 0 points1 point ago

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Well thats not gone well...

[–]etherar 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Noahcarr 0 points1 point ago

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OP username is awesome

[–]trev2010 0 points1 point ago

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That was his plan. He wanted the other riders distracted at the beginning.

[–]Margaritashoes 0 points1 point ago

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Forget about a flashy finish.

[–]10007638 0 points1 point ago

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FLAME ON!

[–]shadowsteppa 0 points1 point ago

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talk about a hot corner entry

[–]lxm 0 points1 point ago

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'Piss off motorbike you fiery son of a bitch'

[–]toaf 0 points1 point ago

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7 hours and no backstory?

[–]UllrichFromGeldeland 0 points1 point ago

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talk about a wholeshot

[–]rickaccused 0 points1 point ago

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Get it together man, the race didn't even start yet

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 0 points1 point ago

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Spontaneous combustion it can get you too.

[–]RNRSaturday 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, guys, first one who's bike catches fire wins!

[–]fAntom3188 0 points1 point ago

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"Dude! Zekes doin' that fire thing again, fuckin showoff"

[–]shoemanchew 0 points1 point ago

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"Come on Steve..."

[–]omniawesome 0 points1 point ago

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Nic Cage is taking plugging movies to new level... Dedication.

[–]comingundone 0 points1 point ago

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I hate to be that guy, but this was a lot funnier two months ago, when it was posted under "Off to a bad start."

[–]ps02210 0 points1 point ago

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Flame ON!

[–]djh77 0 points1 point ago

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79 is over the line, disqualification

[–]Qutter 0 points1 point ago

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Some say that he spontaneously combusts while listening to Billy Joel, and that he has eaten 58 of his opponents so far... all we know is, he's called The Stig!

[–]kju 0 points1 point ago

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why doesnt anyone do something about it? even the guy whose on fire doesnt seem to care. everyone there should get off the thing and try to put that out lol

[–]Chinder 0 points1 point ago

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My dad raced flattrack way before I was born. His number was 58; I wonder if that's him.

[–]Sumbohdie 0 points1 point ago

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It's a defenestration!

[–]Gromacs 0 points1 point ago

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Not a good start? He's on fire!

[–]im_a_zombie 0 points1 point ago

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It distracted them

[–]generalchase 0 points1 point ago

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Vtech kicked in.

[–]jlips6 0 points1 point ago

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shit's on fire, yo

[–]Brainderailment 0 points1 point ago

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It's the only bike shown with an old ass springer front end. Thing's probably 70+ years old.

[–]SideWinder1286 0 points1 point ago

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"Use the Av gas Terry", "It'll be fine Terry", "Stop being a Skirt Terry" well Fuck you guys!

[–]trlkidd 0 points1 point ago

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What? Marijuana??

[–]Scoobies 0 points1 point ago*

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five out of six people love racing vintage Harleys

[–]northbayray 0 points1 point ago

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All you have to do is let your bike cool off for a few seconds, bro. Excitebike that shit.

[–]lamqta 0 points1 point ago

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Nah, that's just his turbo bonus. He's using it right at the beginning.

[–]chunky_goonie 0 points1 point ago

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you're doing it wrong.

[–]SemperFidelis915 0 points1 point ago

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Ghost Rider?

[–]ryanstsuckface 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Certifried 1 point2 points ago

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Just because I'm totally bored and needed to prove my google-fu to myself.. here he is, ladies and gentlemen... Carl Temple is the rider's name. The bike is a 1931 Indian Scout 101. This occurred at Bike Days in Wauseon, Ohio. Facebook link: http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Bike-Days/111016188938425 and the Bike Days homepage: http://www.bikedays.com/id64.html (page search for Carl Temple). #53 won the race. ( http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/aa/The_More_You_Know_2011.png )

[–]uncledido 0 points1 point ago

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He must have fucked up his boost start ...

[–]Punkwasher 0 points1 point ago

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"I say, the air conditioning seems a tidbit busted, I must say!"

[–]Masshuu 0 points1 point ago

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This is what happens when you press 'a' before Lakitu shows up.

[–]Therion28 0 points1 point ago

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I'm glad I'm not the only one to think this.

[–]Quick_Brown_Foxx -1 points0 points ago

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Flame on!

[–]yukonmadman -1 points0 points ago

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SHIT 58! GET IT TOGETHER!

[–]mannyderts -1 points0 points ago

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The Motorcycle Fireys

[–]Garrehn -1 points0 points ago

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On fire and the race hasn't even started. Damn he's good.

[–]PosiedonsSaltyAnus -1 points0 points ago

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It's like that one part in Hunger Games where katniss is on fire and she's just like "sup" and everyone else is like "wo"

[–]ponchpmorelos -1 points0 points ago

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That awkward moment when you realize you can't beat ghost rider

[–]ab103630 -1 points0 points ago

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He's going for the karate kid effect.

[–]Mikej9 -3 points-2 points ago

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Johnny Storm!!!

[–]yankeeairpirate -3 points-2 points ago

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"Your movie was horrible and you should be ashamed!"

[–]rynomcdino -2 points-1 points ago

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number 58 nigalas caaaaage im your announcer john melendez