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[–]mainsworth 21 points22 points ago

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That's the high school I went to (the shitty high school that Max went to after getting expelled from Rushmore). The set of the school Rushmore was filmed at the private school across the street, which is actually where Wes Anderson went to school.

Anyways, yeah, the portrayal of both schools was pretty accurate.

[–]facecube 9 points10 points ago

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For those of you who want details, the public school is Lamar Senior High School, and the private school is St. John's, both in Houston, Texas. They are right next to each other. I went to Lamar. It wasn't THAT bad.

[–]Strompy 6 points7 points ago*

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I went to Lamar also, and was a student there when this movie was filmed.

EDIT: and actually one of my best friends at the time is in the movie briefly.

[–]Whenthenighthascome 1 point2 points ago

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Oh cool! I love the film a lot, where is he?

[–]BeardMilk 0 points1 point ago

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Dirk's mom.

[–]Whenthenighthascome 0 points1 point ago

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Ooooohhh, she was fine...

[–]mainsworth 0 points1 point ago

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I was neighborhood "friends" with the skinny kid that shows up from time to time in the movie. He was the little skinny kid wearing goggles under water in the scene where Bill Murray jumps off the diving board at his sons' party. I think his name was Nathan; the last time I saw him we played Nagano Olympics 64.

[–]Strompy 0 points1 point ago*

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If you think they portrayal of both schools is accurate, you didn't actually go to either one. I was a Lamar High School ("bad" school) student when they filmed this movie, whose best friend went to St. John's (The "Good" school in the movie). These two schools are both in the nicest neighborhood in Houston, and are LITERALLY across the Street from each other. Hell, Lamar's Lacrosse team (yea they have lacrosse team) used to use St. John's fields from time to time because our parking lot is adjacent to one of St. Johns' fields. You sir, are way way off.

[–]mainsworth 0 points1 point ago

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How am I way off? It's not like the school he goes to after Rushmore is a terrible school, it just looks like shit compared to Rushmore. That's exactly how I would describe Lamar and St. Johns. I also went to Lamar and spent a lot of time in the senior rec. room at St. Johns. Not sure what kind of skunk you're smoking but I want some. Also, Lamar is not in River Oaks, it's on the border, and most of the kids that go/went there (myself included) aren't from the immediate area.

When did you graduate?

[–]HanburryiTree 0 points1 point ago

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Speaking of high schools, here's the least blurry picture of my friends and me with a very sad looking Bill Murray from my sophomore year. (2008) He was nice enough to take a picture with us, but they were blurry thanks to the friend with temporary tourettes. http://imgur.com/GWqgH

[–]mainsworth 0 points1 point ago

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that's what i like about these high school redditors.

[–]havepie 13 points14 points ago

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Fuck I loved that movie.

[–]MisterNixon 9 points10 points ago

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Man that would be an awesome T-shirt/Print/Poster.

[–]Whenthenighthascome 3 points4 points ago

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I'm with you Milhous, I want a shirt of that.

[–]belbis 14 points15 points ago

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Classiest bike thief ever

[–]BeardMilk 11 points12 points ago

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Rushmore is a great movie if you haven't seen it before.

[–]mainsworth 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, is it!

[–]goomonkey 0 points1 point ago

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also has the best soundtrack on the fucking planet

[–]mainsworth 1 point2 points ago

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Wes Anderson does a really good job putting together a soundtrack that perfectly encapsulates his movies.

[–]muchograssyass 6 points7 points ago

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I love that running over the bike once didn't suffice.

[–]Chuzzles 3 points4 points ago

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It would be classier w/out "Bill Fucking Murray" written at the bottom.

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[–]PlusFiveStrength[!] 7 points8 points ago

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DON'T FUCK WITH MY PLAY

[–]Clabel[S] 2 points3 points ago

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It is kind of a self-contradicting statement..

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Dude.

[–]adaramichelle 0 points1 point ago

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what are you? a lawyer?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Just a picture of Bill Murray stealing a bike like a bau5

[–]DoctorMoctor 2 points3 points ago

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I want to blow this up for my living room.

[–]AnneFrankenstien 2 points3 points ago

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Rushmore is one of my favorite movies of all time.

[–]iReadThingsWrong 4 points5 points ago

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Whenever someone says something like "Bill fucking Murray" I imagine a guy named Bill, fucking a guy named Murray.

[–]Lampmonster1 3 points4 points ago

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I like your nurse's outfit.

These are OR scrubs.

Oh are they.

[–]Theblueportal 1 point2 points ago

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That is hands down my favorite line in that movie, and one of my favorite movie lines of all time.

[–]Lampmonster1 1 point2 points ago

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Yet everyone looks at me like I'm crazy when I quote it. Hell, I've even managed to get someone to set me up when they were wearing scrubs and they still didn't seem to get it.

[–]TrebeksUpperLIp 0 points1 point ago

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I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I'm not sweating it either.

[–]mul4mbo 1 point2 points ago

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[–]pear1jamten 4 points5 points ago

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Yes I know tooting my own horn, but I could give two shits: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJKTkcq_xh4

[–]ruffgem 0 points1 point ago

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Bill Murray is clearly a graduate of the Milford Academy.

[–]The_Real_Bill_Murray 1 point2 points ago

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Not a single fuck was given that day, fellas.

[–]i_fancy_that 1 point2 points ago

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fancy

[–]doggscube 1 point2 points ago

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cello cello cello cello cello cello cello

[–]R3luctant 1 point2 points ago

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If this happened in ames Iowa, that motherfucker stole my bike

[–]Stregano 1 point2 points ago

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If Bill Murray stole my bike, I would not stop him from leaving with it (it is not like I could anyway even if I wanted to, it is Bill Murray)

[–]TrebeksUpperLIp 0 points1 point ago

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The best part is he doesn't steal it. He runs over it twice, then puts it back in the bike rack, and ties the chain lock in a knot.

[–]eheron 1 point2 points ago

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Why is this not the top post today?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago*

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Ahh, the only Wes Anderson film that doesn't make me want to throw up in my mouth. Actually that movie with the fish and the submarines was ok too.

I'm Wes Anderson! I'm sooooo ironic! I have a dry sense of humor and my movies are quirky!

[–]DemonZypher 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, damn irresistible piece of meat.

[–]toeMas 0 points1 point ago

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No one would ever believe this.

[–]tinyloy 0 points1 point ago

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He came to my school yesterday. I didn't know. I have failed at life.

[–]Steak_face 0 points1 point ago

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For relaxing times, make it Suntory time.

[–]cgycnd 0 points1 point ago

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I getting together with friends tonight to drink beer and watch Groundhog Dog. It is going to be awesome.

[–]liebherk 0 points1 point ago

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No way, I just saw this movie for the first time last night

[–]jofuckyaself 0 points1 point ago

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Make this wallpaper...NOW!

[–]Alecendur 0 points1 point ago

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Like a sir!

[–]astro2039194 0 points1 point ago

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Wow... I said "Bill Fucking Murray" to myself before the whole image loaded.. I'm in awe right now

[–]monsterballads 0 points1 point ago

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i want this in poster form

[–]Clamburglar 0 points1 point ago

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Bill Groundhog Day Ghostbustin' Ass Murray

[–]dragpent 0 points1 point ago

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Read that in Woody Harrelson's voice. Courtesy of Zombieland

[–]adaramichelle 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mindbanter 0 points1 point ago

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God. I want to be this fucking classy

[–]iregretjumping 0 points1 point ago

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Whew. The last time I saw a post with the caption Bill Fucking Murray, it was very NSFW.

[–]vcatdoor 1 point2 points ago

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Bike theft isn't classy

[–]ISISFieldAgent 1 point2 points ago

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He doesn't really steal the bike in the film. He just cuts the chain so he can run it over and destroy it. Then he puts the bike back in the rack exactly where he found it. It was more of an act of war than theft. And he still made it classy.

[–]wakebum87 0 points1 point ago

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BILL FUCKING MURRAY!

[–]inferno272 0 points1 point ago

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[–]15rthughes -3 points-2 points ago

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I'm sorry but this is in no way even remotely funny. I could see this on /r/wallpaper but seriously? not in the slightest way is this funny.

Just had to vent that.

[–]Clabel[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Haters gon' hate.

[–]willymo -1 points0 points ago

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I don't always use my bike, but when I do I carry it the whole time.

[–]matheron -1 points0 points ago

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not impressed

[–]MrHappyMan -1 points0 points ago

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I'm watching Lost In Translation.

Coincidence?

[–]MidnightWombat -1 points0 points ago

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It's bicycle repair man!

[–]DuffmanRocks -1 points0 points ago

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If I saw Bill Murray doing that i'd just let it be

[–]stash0606 -1 points0 points ago

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I didn't see any fucking there? did anybody else?

[–]dandaman352 -3 points-2 points ago

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Making stealing classy. That's so classy, I shit a monocle.

[–]Markuz -3 points-2 points ago

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Ok, i'm 28 so I've seen a lot of Bill Murray's work, but I still don't understand this internet fascination with him. Sure, he's funny, but did I miss something else?

[–]plutPWNium -3 points-2 points ago

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That's not classy, he stole a bike.

[–]ambully -5 points-4 points ago

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I didn't know Bill Murray was black....

[–]Whalen -3 points-2 points ago

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HEY! Your worship of actors being paid millions (or 100's of thousands) to act a certain way and do things that they as real people wouldn't consider doing themselves needs to STOP! The movies are great, the personas they create draw inspiration, but grow the fuck up and start not giving a single fuck yourself.

Men (or boys) posting adoring pics of men no matter what context is not good. Not good at all, gentlemen.

[–]Clabel[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks Dr. Phil.

[–]Whalen 1 point2 points ago

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You're welc-...Wait a minute...HEY!