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[–]WookieWill 3 points4 points ago

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I fit a couple of those descriptors, I definitely notice poptarts before god, have longish hair, and wear comfortable footwear. Honestly, who wears uncomfortable footwear? Why would you wear something you find uncomfortable?

[–]hananim[S] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Sgt_ROFLcopter 2 points3 points ago

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I qualify for everything except the soul patch. I think if I could grow one I would.

[–]Xenocide1993 2 points3 points ago

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Yep, that is me minus the chain

[–]Sgt_ROFLcopter 4 points5 points ago

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Oh yeah I don't have a chain either.

[–]cdankochik 1 point2 points ago

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i dont get that bottom line? someone less naive than me care to explain?

are they implying that a non-belief in a deity can be changed by an uncomfortable urination?

[–]grosslyincontinent 4 points5 points ago

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He's sinful so he probably has an STD.

[–]hananim[S] 0 points1 point ago

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If we think we're going to die we'll start to believe in god. The old "no atheists in a foxhole" fallacy.

[–]Engineer_daddy91 2 points3 points ago

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As a military man i thought this adage was true (Recently saw the light) but now I know there are indeed atheists in fox holes....

[–]Sippin_that_Haterade 1 point2 points ago

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Why would you wear uncomfortable shoes? Just another reason religious people are crazy.

[–]chamora 1 point2 points ago

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Just because I'm an atheist doesn't mean you can hide my biology books.

[–]swampskater 1 point2 points ago

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I do love me some poptarts. Someone was actually telling me today that they deep fry poptarts.

[–]tahackzors 1 point2 points ago

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it is like looking in a mirror

[–]hananim[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I did not draw this it was made by a Christian bigot... http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2009/04/dave_mabus_in_my_email_box.php

[–]ckallas2 1 point2 points ago

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It wasn't made by a 'Christian Bigot', it was sent to PZ Myers by a 'Christian bigot'. The Cartoon itself is pretty clearly a satire meant to cajole anti-atheists.

[–]hananim[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I won't even bother to argue... upvotes for using "cajole" in a sentence.