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When I discovered porn.... (i.imgur.com)

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[–][deleted] 61 points62 points ago

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This is funny but not a wtf

[–]dszordan 43 points44 points ago

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It's FraggotMan. He's pretty solidly retarded and we just kinda support it.

You're not supposed to call him out on it. We try not to let him know we know he's retarded.

[–]MrFahrenkite 5 points6 points ago

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I just checked his comment stuff . . . how the hell does this guy have positive karma? Like all of his comments are negative . . .

[–]cowzrppl2 6 points7 points ago

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Why, does he have a case of Imminent Death Syndrome?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Ah I see, I'll be sure to mark him using Reddit Enhancement Suite

[–]batteripakke 12 points13 points ago

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And he's posted this twice in both funny and WTF with different titles. At the same time.

[–]Clocke 36 points37 points ago

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My account isn't even a day old and I know this has been posted more times than I can count on both hands.

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
The first time I 'spanked it'.... 0coms -3pts 4hrs WTF
Why can't i hold all these 0coms 4pts 4dys funny
The damn ketchup won't come out. 0coms -5pts 8dys gifs
How the creator of a popular meme must feel 0coms -6pts 18dys WTF
Every damn time.... 0coms -3pts 1mo funny
Every time I just want a little ketchup.... 1com 13pts 1mo gifs
Ketchup! 3coms -3pts 1mo WTF
Happens every time I try to get the ketchup out... 263coms 1256pts 1mo WTF
Time for some ketchup... oh shit OH SHIT! 1com 1pt 1mo gifs
ketchup mishap 15coms 73pts 2mos WTF
Dude VS Ketchup Bottle 1com 2pts 3mos funny
What it's like when my girlfriend finally reaches my orgasm 78coms 421pts 3mos funny
You have to remember this happening to you at one point or another... 19coms 112pts 3mos pics
Fucking ketchup 2coms 3pts 1mo funny
How I feel when I ask my girlfriend how her day went. 9coms 166pts 2mos funny
everytime 2coms 18pts 3mos funny
Ketchup never comes out, but when it does... 4coms 39pts 3mos gif
happens every fucking time 2coms -5pts 21dys gifs
Happens everytime. 8coms 40pts 22dys gifs
Every. fucking. time. 13coms 102pts 22dys gif
Post a GIF representing the first time you had sex. 47coms 39pts 15dys gif
Post a GIF representing the first time you had sex. 0coms 1pt 15dys gifs
When someone makes a pun in the comments section 1com -1pt 19dys gifs
This gif has sexual innuendo written all over it. 0coms 0pts 26dys funny
Every time I cum. 8coms 23pts 29dys gifs
First time masturbating in over a month... 232coms 723pts 1mo funny
This exact situation happens to me at least once a week. 5coms 34pts 1mo pics
I hate when this happens 5coms 24pts 3mos gifs
This is why I prefer the squeeze bottle... 154coms 914pts 3mos gifs

source: karmadecay

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[–]Clocke 13 points14 points ago

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Karmadecay.com

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[–]MeshesAreConfusing 1 point2 points ago

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It's FraggotMan, what did you expect?

[–]lackofbrain -1 points0 points ago

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Note that the last one with any significant amount of votes or comments was a month ago, ergo shut the fuck up.

[–]Clocke 2 points3 points ago

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Does it matter? In the past 2 months alone it's been posted 20 times with a total of 2213 upvotes.

That's only in the past 2 months.

It's posted all the fucking time, every month, and it's disgusting. Try being original instead of reposting the same shit over and over again.

[–]lackofbrain -1 points0 points ago

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Ignore it, click hide if you must. Most importantly, shut the fuck up.

[–]Clocke 1 point2 points ago

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No.

[–]puphop 12 points13 points ago

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/r/funny is that way <-

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 3 points4 points ago

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This is actually him cross posting his own post from there

[–]puphop 0 points1 point ago

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[/r/funny y](/r/funny is still that way

[–]Elktide 14 points15 points ago

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That much blood... really?

[–]mroglolblo 12 points13 points ago*

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Be kind of interesting if males had some sort of hymen equivalent in a natural blood pack inside their testicles that burst with your first orgasm (wet dreams don't break it for some reason) and almost every parent has a funny story of their son running screaming into their room with his blood covered dick out (they aren't embarrassed cause their abject fear overrides modesty) certain they're going to die.

How crazy would it be to watch one of those fucked pornos where a barely legal star fucks a skeezy 70 year old man and when he cums its all blood and she is in absolute shock and he starts crying.

[–]Peaches666 5 points6 points ago

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Thank you for adding the WTF back to r/WTF.

[–]mogul218 3 points4 points ago

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I'm just glad he's back. Thought he got arrested stalking someone IRL.

[–]triple_OH_7 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah, that's what I was thinking.... OP needs to see a urologist.

[–]Peaches666 2 points3 points ago

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No. I want OP to share his gift.

[–]JayMayKay 5 points6 points ago

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FraggotMan is a total peice of shit.

[–]bigmeech 4 points5 points ago

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this is not a repost

nope not at all

and it is definitely WTF worthy

definitely

FraggotMan is a good poster yep

yep

yep

[–]baker875 2 points3 points ago

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Repost

[–]zeug666 4 points5 points ago

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More likely.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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When I discovered it I was too young.to shoot so nothing came out.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]thatthatguy 0 points1 point ago

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Rheology is a pretty WTF field. That shit can't even be modeled. Just measure and speculate...

[–]Corrik 0 points1 point ago

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/r/funny is over that way ->.

[–]iDrum9591 1 point2 points ago

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That was hilarious! Where is this from?

[–]calis 0 points1 point ago

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Was this before he was drummer for Nirvana?

[–]allodude 0 points1 point ago

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Dave Grohl no longer has 70s hair.

[–]filya 0 points1 point ago

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You went to a restaurant and couldn't get ketchup out without making a mess?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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sauce?

[–]TheAwkwardBanana 0 points1 point ago

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Where is the original video this came from?

[–]Ac3oSpades 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it, what does ketchup have to do with porn?

[–]BobIV 0 points1 point ago

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You shot bloody semen all over your face?

[–]modnar 0 points1 point ago

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Heinz. It's automatic.

[–]thats_not_wtf -4 points-3 points ago

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I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car. My credentials

[–]fghtoffyrdmns 6 points7 points ago

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Really? You took the link that OP posted in a comment and replied to his post with it to earn some karma? Lame.

[–]thats_not_wtf 0 points1 point ago

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Karma? Never touch the stuff. Reposters understand reposts, ya gotta speak their language.

[–]tinkatiza -1 points0 points ago

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That's funnier than hell (I think you'd be better off posting this in funny but it's still WTF worthy )

[–]wbsonic -1 points0 points ago

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http://www.m0ar.org/745

[–]Grizmeer -1 points0 points ago

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Is that John Denver?

[–]benaud -1 points0 points ago

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oh my, this gif had me giggling like a schoolgirl

[–]Bart_Mancuso -1 points0 points ago

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FUCK YOU MADE ME SNORT LAUGH IN CLASS!!!!Q1!!!

[–]i_am_new_there -1 points0 points ago

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I ONLY GET MAYBE A SPOONFUL, DAMMIT TO HELL!!

[–]Cjam157 -3 points-2 points ago

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hahahaha I'm literally crying right now

[–]metuxta -2 points-1 points ago

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So your cum was red ? You should go see a doctor.

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