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[–]jbockcet 39 points40 points ago

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This whole Nigel thing is getting weirder as this meme gets older.

[–]I_Taste_Like_Orange 6 points7 points ago

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I don't even understand what the hell is funny about it.

[–]Spreeg 24 points25 points ago

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You just described EVERY MEME EVER.

[–]Keithy781 0 points1 point ago

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I generally like most memes. But this one isn't funny.

[–]khdutton 57 points58 points ago

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Boobs. Even when they're animated - they're hypnotic.

[–]Awful_Grammar_Nazi 34 points35 points ago

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I think you meant "their"..

[–]kasserole 1 point2 points ago

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So.. why is the black princess having little spasms??

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[–]waterdevil19 5 points6 points ago

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Who didn't like it? It's classic Disney, and David Keith's character is awesome!

[–]kittenburrito 1 point2 points ago

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Ehh, I thought it was okay. I wouldn't say I disliked it, necessarily, but I didn't think the songs were very catchy, and it didn't make me want to watch it over and over again like Tangled or other Disney films I really enjoy.

I am excited as fuck for Brave though, and not ashamed to admit it.

[–]sentimentalpirate 2 points3 points ago

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It's my favorite right now. With that and Tangled, it's looking like Disney might be on the beginning of a fantastic streak. I hope Brave is awesome.

[–]Bloxette 2 points3 points ago

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Agreed! I saw the trailer recently, and it looks like it will be good. I can't wait until it comes out.

[–]LordTyroxx 3 points4 points ago

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Well Pixar is helping with Brave, so you know it will most likely be amazing. Hopefully it will be similar to The Secret of Kells. (though scottish)

[–]Shiftia 10 points11 points ago

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"Pixar is helping with Brave"

slaps you through the internet

DO NOT DISGRACE PIXAR THIS WAY. BRAVE IS PIXAR!

[–]Wazowski 3 points4 points ago

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Brave is Pixar.

Pixar is Disney.

Finkle is Einhorn.

[–]LordTyroxx 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure why I phrased it as I did really. It seemed to make sense at the time, though I knew pixar was in charge of the production. Disney is just doing the distribution I think.

[–]Shiftia 0 points1 point ago

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You are forgiven! :D

[–]everlulu 0 points1 point ago

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It would be more accurate to say Disney is helping with Brave, by way of owning Pixar. Pixar's team is the one working on it, not Disney's studios.

[–]assholebiker 0 points1 point ago

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It's pretty good. It has a strong female protagonist who rather than gets heroically and passively rescued/inspired by an ideal man, actually turns the man frog down until he changes for her. Also, it was awesome to watch coming down from a pot cookie high.

[–]orange148 20 points21 points ago

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Nigel Thornbery - secretly all Disney Princesses

[–]Wazowski 8 points9 points ago

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Charlotte La Bouff is not a princess. She's the daughter of a wealthy sugar magnate in 1920s New Orleans.

[–]SchoolJanitor 16 points17 points ago

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I read that as Chat Roulette Labeouf

[–]Nellia 16 points17 points ago

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I read it as Shia Labeouf =/

[–]brianbrianbrian 2 points3 points ago

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Shialotte Labeouf?

[–]Flarinite 8 points9 points ago

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She was a princess for one day.

[–]Wazowski 6 points7 points ago

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Her father was named King of the Martis Gras parade, which is an honorary title that carries no power whatsoever. In my opinion, that makes Charlotte the princess of fuck-all.

[–]Flarinite 5 points6 points ago

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But Mama Odie(sp?) said that it counts. She's as much a Disney princess as Mulan deserves to be.

[–]Wazowski 2 points3 points ago

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Mama Odie told them what they needed to hear to move the heroes in the right direction, just like the Oracle in the Matrix. Remember, we never find out if it actually "counts" or not because Charlotte fails to kiss Naveen before the clock strikes midnight.

Naveen only breaks the curse after kissing the Princess of Maldonia at the end of the movie.

[–]Flarinite 0 points1 point ago

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I realize that Charlotte was too late, but I'm inclined to believe the blind mystic woman. I have to say though, I never thought about it the way you said it (her pushing them in the right direction by lying to them).

[–]sentimentalpirate 0 points1 point ago

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She may have become a princess later in life, if she actually ended up marrying Navine's younger brother. Remember her line at the end of the movie when she's dancing with the kid? Something to the effect of, "if I've waited this long already, I might as well wait for the kid to grow up"

Which is also awesome because it would mean her and Tiana would be sisters-in-law

[–]geneticswag -5 points-4 points ago

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Nigel Thornbery - comes with every set of tits.

[–]jonneyboy45 10 points11 points ago

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r/NigelThornberry there ya go

[–]Dapwell 4 points5 points ago

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It was originally on there first right?

[–]jonneyboy45 4 points5 points ago

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Even if it wasn't it belongs there. Don't get me wrong though, browsing the subreddit i laugh at everything:)

[–]petrobonal 1 point2 points ago

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[–]bieberslayer 8 points9 points ago

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when I saw this in a Disney movie, I was just sitting there stunned thinking, "Did Disney really just show that?"

[–]theskabus 6 points7 points ago

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Disney sells sex.

[–]stop_being-a-dick -2 points-1 points ago

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that's not really sex though is it?

[–]isignedupforthis 0 points1 point ago

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Naah, it is just a whoreout 101 so young girls can better adapt to the twisted image and values of women's magazines later on.

[–]bieberslayer -4 points-3 points ago

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well no shit sherlock

ninja edit: I know they sell sex, I just didn't think they would be that blatant about it.

[–]sentimentalpirate 1 point2 points ago

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As I pointed out in another comment, the one fixing her dress isn't the heroine. She's the heroine's best friend who is comically over-concerned with appearances.

[–]bieberslayer 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't say it was the heroine, I know it's not the heroine

lol heroin...

[–]sentimentalpirate 0 points1 point ago

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Oh yeah, I know that you didn't claim she was the heroine. I was just pointing it out because I think it's relevant. Disney is more likely to include off-color or juvenile humor with the non-protagonist characters. Like Pumbaa singing about farting or Mushu calling himself "pleasurable" while swaying sexually.

[–]TidusShoot2Kill 2 points3 points ago

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by far the worst circle jerk i've seen spring upon reddit in a long time

[–]waterdevil19 0 points1 point ago

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It need to die. Now.

[–]cresseychaos 4 points5 points ago

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This scene is really in a Disney Princess film?

[–]kelou4 6 points7 points ago

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Yep - The Princess and the Frog. One of Disney's best films yet, in my opinion. Even my husband enjoyed it, and he's not really a Disney princess kind of guy.

[–]flowstoneknight 5 points6 points ago

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Given this snippet, I think we all know why.

[–]Ikasatu 2 points3 points ago

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Tits! Was it tits? Tits are pretty good.

[–]jasmaree 1 point2 points ago

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She does thing while saying "Back into the fray!" (she was at a dance trying to find a prince).

Edit: Link

[–]cresseychaos 0 points1 point ago

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I see, oddly it's not quite as tasteless when you see it on film. I guess it puts it into comical context better.

[–]jasmaree 1 point2 points ago

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Parts of this movie are like that. There's another bit where the Prince says

"A redhead on my left arm, a brunette on my right, a blonde or two to hold me tender. That seems just about right."

It seems a little odd for a disney princess movie, not that I discourage it. It's kind of cool that the prince comes off as kind of a douche at first (his parents disowned him for partying too much so he plans to marry the blonde girl in that other clip for her family's money).

[–]cresseychaos 0 points1 point ago

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This man sounds like he holds a candle to my all time favourite Disney douche Gaston.

I guess it's pretty clear that these characters flaunt comically exaggerated versions of poor human qualities so that children pick up on them easily and know what kind of people to avoid; but I just can't help but like them.

[–]jasmaree 1 point2 points ago

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Not only that, but the movie features the campiest villain since Scar. He prances around doing Michael Jackson moves talking about how he's friends with demons during a brightly-colored trippy transformation scene after high fiving his shadow. I was kinda rooting for him.

And there's a section where Disney just completely changes the art style to reflect a '20s poster.

It's just an overall good movie. Positive departure from what Disney usually does.

[–]cresseychaos 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds excellent, one to throw into my rentals list perhaps.

Disney has managed to positively surprise me with their last few outings, I thought Tangled was genius, but I'm up for another 2D endeavor :)

[–]DarkLord7854 1 point2 points ago

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Yes. Go watch it, it's there.

[–]YesSoupForYou 3 points4 points ago

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is that the princess and the frog?

[–]sentimentalpirate -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah, but the one fixing her dress isn't the heroine. She's the heroine's best friend who is comically over-concerned with appearances.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What is she doing to that bedpost?

[–]ExtraBread 1 point2 points ago

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Am I the only one who is terrified by this?

[–]Tinydavies 1 point2 points ago

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I logged in just to upvote this!

[–]Piratiko 2 points3 points ago

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NNNNGNGNNGNGNNNGNG

[–]Rellikten 1 point2 points ago

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Someone needs to make a captain hook and tinkerbell Nigel Thornberry

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Forever and ever Smashing

[–]jozerz 0 points1 point ago

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Can anyone posts links to the others? I want them all in one place. (Beauty and The Beast, Little Mermaid and Pocahontas are the only others I can remember.)

[–]Mmajor13 0 points1 point ago

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Dammit Nigel. Stop it. You're scaring the children.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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you're upsetting the food chain, you don't post shit from tumblr onto reddit.

[–]Ag3nt_Smith 0 points1 point ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]Pit_of_Death 0 points1 point ago

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This stupid meme wasn't funny the first time or the 658 times after it. /oldmangrumbling

[–]TTTA 0 points1 point ago

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Oh God this starting matching up to the music I was listening to. It made me feel uncomfortable things.

[–]Darkoolaid 0 points1 point ago

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SMASHING

[–]poo_smudge -4 points-3 points ago

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Why would anyone downvote this???

[–]Drakea89 0 points1 point ago

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Because there are people on r/funny who think they know what comedy is, but really do not have a sense of humor.

[–]cmasterflex 1 point2 points ago

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like the creator of this meme?

[–]Drakea89 0 points1 point ago

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Or you?

[–]cmasterflex 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, even tho i think it's retarded, i still didn't downvote, because someone at least put some effort into making it, and it's one of the least unfunny ones i have seen, meaning it entertained me for about 10 seconds which it pretty good in internet time.

[–]Knewtworiddet 0 points1 point ago

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I watched this for far too long...

[–]Tastygroove 0 points1 point ago

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He's got friends... On the other side... (Of that pink dress.)

[–]freeogy -1 points0 points ago

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Weirdest boner.