Reddit: I present to you...a Jack-Russel with a dick on his back...really.

bubbus · 7 months

In a perfect world, he would be a Cockerspaniel...

CptTripps23 · 7 months

Is his name Peter? Or Richard?

archieboi · 7 months

That tail makes it look like the dick has a dick as well

Mangz0r · 7 months

He had better be named Dickbutt.

da_sweetp · 7 months

Here Boner. Good boy.

Aultz · 7 months

Hey!

[deleted] · 7 months

I see an upcoming trend here. People will breed dogs with dick or heart shapes on their backs, or with hitler mustaches.

BaconButter007 · 7 months

You sure it's not a weiner dog?

Aquagoat · 7 months

That's his tail!

mittyZz · 7 months

2 minutes ago, Tosh.0 links this on Facebook. Pffffft.

BonerYNot · 7 months

He is the chosen one. I bow to his royalty.

atxchillin · 7 months

It looks like a huge...

christoscamaro · 7 months

If this were my dog, i'd constantly walk him in the park and strike up conversations with everyone.

Then pretend i don't know what's so funny.

this_sort_of_thing · 7 months

schlong dog

emperornibble · 7 months

Does it always go to the right?

Immynimmy · 7 months

So if you were to neuter him, would you just paint his back white?

DASMUNKI · 7 months

aww. too bad its not a girl, could've called her Jane.

siberio · 7 months

Did you name him Richard?

mrcode925 · 7 months

I BEG ALL OF YOU ON BEHALF OF ALL OF US... NOBODY POST A [FIXED] VERSION!!!

themaddogg · 7 months

He must be his dog.

okamnesiac · 7 months

That just made my day.

interactin · 7 months

Nice, now if we could just find his mate. I am sure someone will answer.

gnarlysaurus · 7 months

I feel like it's an x-ray

sydney__carton · 7 months

Thats a good looking dick, the dog is nice too.

MrShip · 7 months

Well that's just unfortunate.

Im_SloMoShun · 7 months

That shadow placement makes this even more incredible in my opinion.

reefed14 · 7 months

Well that's just unfortunate...buuuut hilarious.

NordicDragon117 · 7 months

Is it a chick magnet, or at least a conversation starter in the park?

Howard_Beale · 7 months

Please tell me that dog's name is 'Dick'. Please!

kindofstephen · 7 months

i love his expression, "what guys? guys? what's so funny...goise?"

Glitch4joey · 7 months

watching it grow from a little penis when he was just a pup to a large dick as he approached full grown must have been exhilarating.

Tockio · 7 months

to the top!!

MalHeartsNutmeg · 7 months

It must be a thing with Jack Russels to have weird splotches, because I have one with the same colours and a large brown splotch down its back leg from it butt, it always looks like its pooped itself.

lord_nougat · 7 months

Wishbone[r]!

ItsTheFeds · 7 months

The only answer to this is a vaginal like opening to the dog house.

MichSwagger · 7 months

This is the definition of "balls deep."

cudowninazbay · 7 months

Relavant

KTEAR · 7 months

poor guy

BostonTERRORier · 7 months

9gag! Look ! Free content! Hurry, post it!

confused_teen · 7 months

i draw those all the time, but never on my dog. usually just on books and folders and stuff. i just love to look at them when i'm done.

Callmereggie · 7 months

Wiener dog?

welltothemax · 7 months

Are you sure that isn't a weiner dog?

cjb630 · 7 months

There been a lot of "hey this looks like a" posts that didnt really deliver. This one is primo.

LittleBlarg · 7 months

That is just unfortunate. Poor guy.

Razorbladeromance · 7 months

Tosh already stole this. I saw it on fb and was like "let me see how long this has been on Reddit."

imbendenton · 7 months

Wiggly taint.

i-pog · 7 months

Its a double-ended dildo if you count the tail too

TheJakeRockz · 7 months

Well.. That's unfortunate.

justbeane · 7 months

That is perhaps the least effective natural camouflage that I have ever seen on an animal. Damn, dog. You evolved stupid.

dmackendh · 7 months

Hold that bitch down so I can take a picture of her cock

stoonent · 7 months

you must write tation

relevant

vbl · 7 months

Who wants dibs on the name "Dickback Jack" for a gaming handle?

iia · 7 months

If his name isn't Dickback McGillicuddy, you're doing it wrong.

Power_Slave · 7 months

shoulda named him after "dick butt"

afterthethird · 7 months

Yes it is.

[deleted] · 7 months

Poor dog.

NeuralNet · 7 months

Name him Richard.

Compumerk · 7 months

Name it Rorschach.

theSTEVEb · 7 months

I want to name my future dog Stains. So when I call him I can yell "Come Stains, Come Stains!

ottonymous · 7 months

When I look at the picture, after seeing the penis and everything, I noticed that it looks like you're trying to hold him still just long enough to take a picture. Hyper little dogs :]

rramzi · 7 months

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/02/your-dog-looks-like-a-dick/?xrs=share_fb

ithunk · 7 months

and apparently, a dick in the front too....really.

[deleted] · 7 months

too bad that Tosh took this...

slambient · 7 months

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/p6qkz/i_think_we_call_this_a_wiener_dog/

time for me to go cry in the corner.

ClaimTLD · 7 months

Life is a bitch sometimes. Even for dogs.

monkeysthrowpoop · 7 months

Who the F*** has grass like that?!

zsotty4 · 7 months

What a dickback

WTFisWTF · 7 months

Thats horrible! why god why!!

YukonWildAss · 7 months

No one post a [Fixed] version of this picture... please.

hear_me · 7 months

I just said quietly out loud, "Hah, that sucks." I think the novelty would wear out fast and people would just be coming up to you pointing out a dick on your dog. OH reeeweeeey.

manbearpig1204 · 7 months

Has anyone else noticed how the Tosh.0 page on Facebook literally re-posts items, such as this, just about every day? The guy who runs that page is lucky. Grabs front page media, posts on Facebook...then shortly thereafter I have people asking me, "lol1!!!! did u c toshes post omg soooo funny n orginial"

http://i.imgur.com/HkN3O.png

poonysenpai · 7 months

Please tell me you named him Richard.

jigby61 · 7 months

I bet he likes pussys.

its_sea-man · 7 months

my jack russell has a heart on his back. much less amusing.

phlegming · 7 months

I would have named him phallus. In fact, I'll name my next dog that regardless.

its_sea-man · 7 months

hey look, it's mac the jack with a dick on his back.

Shnazzyone · 7 months

This is what happens when selective breeding is learned by juvenile internet nerds.

TeCuervo · 7 months

No, that's its ta... oh.... O_o

Dannysmartful · 7 months

"Dick in a box..."

Catch22af · 7 months

That dog is a huge dick.

dboti · 7 months

Dog hangs dong.

factoid_ · 7 months

If you look closely the dick also has its own dick.

[deleted] · 7 months

That dick looks like it has a rubber band on it.

beiOnkelKoefteGrill · 7 months

The thumbnail looks like a cow's head

32no · 7 months

It's obvious, only god could create such a dog.

carter2791 · 7 months

Thumbnail looked like a cow's nose.

Budikah · 7 months

Dickbutt.

reddit_user13 · 7 months

It's an x-ray.

aakaakaak · 7 months

It's so lifelike! It even hangs to the right a bit.

Cptn_Hook · 7 months

My family once adopted a white and tan beagle with a white squiggle running down his back to a point. My mom said he looked like a ghost.

He looked like a sperm, and you know it, mom.

tempuro · 7 months

OP, you need to give up that spray tan habit, it's giving you away. Also, your dog looks nervous.

_LooksShopped · 7 months

Well, this is awkward..

Percutaneous · 7 months

Reddit: I present to you... a Horse with a dick on his back...really.

rocn · 7 months

This is waaay better than obscure shit that looks like The Virgin Mary.

W4RL0CK · 7 months

lol! Thought It was a cow at first sight

leogg_lyl · 7 months

What an unfortunate birthmark...

Carpenterdon · 7 months

If that was my dog I'd probably be buying brown hair dye on a regular basis.

SpitSpot · 7 months

Can I ? .... Buy your dog?

namedmeducky · 7 months

100 win points.

CoachDamRam · 7 months

that's nothing, you should see the other side...

ransomnator · 7 months

I was expecting a dog with a genetic abnormality that caused him to have a literal dick on his back.

So disapointed..

heyyoudvd · 7 months

Poor dog. Mother Nature really gave him the shaft.

devosaur · 7 months

I get it! The tail is the penis.

sfcjohn · 7 months

If you pet it does it get longer?

azmazm · 7 months

My Jack Russel has a bear paw on its back... Same colors as your dog.. :D

aer886 · 7 months

I feel like down voting coz I feel sorry for him, but he doesn't know he has a dick on his back. UPVOTE!

amolad · 7 months

Looks like he was scarred for life by bestiality committed on him by a man named Bubba.

Josharuu · 7 months

who put this dick on my back?

ReddSam · 2 months

Poor thing, must get bullied a lot at dog training..

Synux · 7 months

Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.

Zenithen · 7 months

This is dog

doesnt_give_upvotes · 7 months

if this doesnt reach the front page.. society is doomed, or maybe it's the opposite..

autom8r · 7 months

Shopped. Give me a break, shopped.

KDFierce · 7 months

haha poor puppy :(

GoddamnDiplomat · 7 months

Still better than most tramp-stamps you see.

akgamestar · 7 months

Wiener lol

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