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[–]leoselassie 57 points58 points ago

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I hope no one busts the cap on his ass..

[–]Orcatype 15 points16 points ago

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It would be a shame! As a proud homeowner, he has finally achieved the hops and dreams of every American

[–]StreetPasserby 11 points12 points ago

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After so many years of hard work, Zoidberg has finally become part of the upper crust-acean.

[–]tt_frog 1 point2 points ago

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[–]BattleClown 2 points3 points ago

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They bottle their emotions well

[–]Uriniass 44 points45 points ago

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Whoop Whoop Whoop Whoop Whoop Whoop (V) (°,,,,°) (V)

[–]BobLeBuilDerp 27 points28 points ago

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(/)(ಠ,,,,ಠ)(/)

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points ago

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Usually when this picture comes up, dumbasses start crapping on about how bad we are polluting and all that and how sad it is that the crab had to use this as a new shell.

Crab doesn't have to use this. Hermit crab chose this for a shell. It's probably pretty bad ass as far as hermit crab shells go. Hermit crabs are picky about the shell they pick. We had some pet ones and it took forever for us to find shells they wanted to swap into.

[–]spazmodic- 34 points35 points ago

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It'd be fun to engineer a superior shell for these crabs and then distribute them with an ad on it

[–]the_neophyte 23 points24 points ago

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[–]kukkuzejt 11 points12 points ago

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This is why I love reddit.

[–]lickeypops 5 points6 points ago*

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Every time I see comments like these happen on Reddit I always have the sneaking suspicion that there are two Redditors sitting across from one another in a room planning it all out then high fiveing each other in the air.

[–]kukkuzejt 5 points6 points ago

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LOL! Or maybe one redditor with two accounts high-fiving himself. Think about it.

[–]J_LaP 4 points5 points ago

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[–]lickeypops 4 points5 points ago

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The dedication!

[–]UltraJake 0 points1 point ago

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That's a lot of work for a measely congratulatory fap.

[–]spazmodic- 0 points1 point ago

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yay!

[–]MinnesotaBlizzard 6 points7 points ago

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Don't let the others get you down hermit crab, you chose a fine shell

[–]rusher01 3 points4 points ago

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When they see one they want they will stop at nothing to get it. I remember me and my sister both got hermit crabs for souvenirs. One day her's decided it wanted my hermit crab's shell and ripped him out of it and took it for his own. I never forgave it or my sister.

[–]skooma714 2 points3 points ago

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Shelljacked

[–]orange_kevin 0 points1 point ago

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Souvenirs

That's horrific.

[–]Sryzon 3 points4 points ago

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Crab doesn't have to use this. Hermit crab chose this for a shell.

You can't tell that from the picture alone. For all you know, the crab couldn't find an actual shell, which is quite common in some ecosystems where there are too few gastropods or too much shell collecting for souvenir shops.

[–]chazysciota 0 points1 point ago

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Well, it is bad how we pollute... But this ain't an example. Hermit crabs are awesome and often have a bit of style and flair.

[–]johnwalkerjunior -1 points0 points ago

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How do you know?

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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your student loans have been repaid?

[–]spidey7807 4 points5 points ago

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Then how bout lending your old pal Zoidberg a few bucks, Mr. Millionaire.

[–]BabySealHarpoonist 5 points6 points ago

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I literally just finished watching this episode 7 minutes ago.

[–]MECP_Master 2 points3 points ago

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I am watching that episode and browing Reddit as we speak, upvote for you!

[–]arwcrst42 -1 points0 points ago

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i wish i was browing Reddit right now

[–]Crixomix 2 points3 points ago

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[–]like9mexicans 2 points3 points ago

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Time for a scuttle....(V) (°,,,,°) (V)

[–]JibberGXP 8 points9 points ago

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I'm a homeowner.

I drove home with an overgrown boner.

Exposed so my neighbours throw me the cold shoulder.

Go get blown by my own dome and roll over.

Fall asleep, wake up with a four leaf clover.

None of this makes sense, I'm a hoard stoner.

Smoke more trees than a bored flamethrower.

Hanged-over, staying sober is no longer kosher.

Roller coaster upchunks, all over the original poster.

PEACE

[–]JibberGXP 19 points20 points ago

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I read this maybe 15x now and though I think it is absolutely retarded, I refuse to delete it.

[–]CyanideCloud 4 points5 points ago

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This episode is on at this very moment.

[–]Deformed_Crab 1 point2 points ago

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I'm quite jealous of this fellow.

[–]Spiderbeard 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome shield, buddy.

[–]Clowens 1 point2 points ago

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wow that's weird i read the line for this as Zoidberg was saying that on my TV...freaky

[–]Dr_ZoidbergHomeowner 1 point2 points ago

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Imposter!

[–]kukkuzejt 1 point2 points ago

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I hope he knows what they say about hermit crabs in glass houses.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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They shouldn't get stoned.

[–]Caseyjohnson 1 point2 points ago

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i read this while watching that episode.

[–]DrZoidbergHomeower 1 point2 points ago

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Hooray I'm useful!

[–]Botwin15 1 point2 points ago

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Hipster hermit crab; shells are too mainstream

[–]kablamy 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Incredible_Mandible 0 points1 point ago

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With that translucent bottle, crab bro is gonna get taaaaaan.

[–]jigby61 0 points1 point ago

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Shut up zoidberg! I'm going to Disney world!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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clearly a dwebble

[–]stewyg27 0 points1 point ago

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AHHH Crap my Beer. Well at least someone made use of it.

[–]valkyrie1010 0 points1 point ago

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Glasshouse with metal roof, sweet home!

[–]valkyrie1010 0 points1 point ago

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much better than the drunk and homeless

[–]IHaveHerpes 0 points1 point ago

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it actually is a pretty bad ass shell

[–]pedro3131 0 points1 point ago

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Why not Zoidberg?

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[–]sarademm 0 points1 point ago

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this is way too sweet

[–]slaminsammy 0 points1 point ago

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That episode was just on like...an hour ago!

[–]Snusmumriken15 -1 points0 points ago

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He must be hipster amongst crabs.

[–]Orcatype -2 points-1 points ago

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It's still a virgin!