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[–]iAMaHUSKY 52 points53 points ago

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Well what if there IS no tomorrow!? There wasn't one today!

[–]leonfelipe 0 points1 point ago

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Actually today IS tommorow in the case of this movie...

[–]PanicOffice 20 points21 points ago

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Watch out for that first step...it's a dooozey!

[–]PanicOffice 20 points21 points ago

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I even dated your sister for a while until you told me not to!

[–]UtahGetMe2[S] 13 points14 points ago

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got the shingles REAL BAD senior year and almost didn't graduate

[–]StickAndRudder 6 points7 points ago

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Needle nose Ned the head, c'mon buddy!

[–]theghostofme 17 points18 points ago

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I love Stephen Tobolowsky. He has some of the most insanely awesome and interesting stories to tell. His podcast is amazing!

[–]MeganFoxx 4 points5 points ago

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He did an IAMA about 6 months back.

[–]catrfelt 5 points6 points ago

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Yep. It was great. What a nice guy.

[–]mcmurphy1 0 points1 point ago

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Saved for future reading.

[–]mr_majorly 2 points3 points ago

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Met him and his wife, the actress Ann Hearn. Two of the most wonderful people to sit down and speak with.

Fun Fact: Ann does the most dead on impression of Gollum. I about pissed myself laughing watching her, not only voice, but "act" it.

[–]Slidewolf 30 points31 points ago

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Bing!

[–]dakkeh 10 points11 points ago

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Bing Again.

[–]velorumm 10 points11 points ago

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I would love to stand here and talk with you, but I'm not going to.

[–]Shanswer 11 points12 points ago

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the thing about that movie is that I watch it over and over again and its always the same

[–]gnarlycharlie4u 5 points6 points ago

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HAPPY GROUNDHOG'S DAY!

[–]topdawg312 5 points6 points ago

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I was waiting for Ned's face to morph into Nigel Thornberry's as he spun around. I was actually kind of disappointed. Does anyone have the necessary skill to make such a thing possible?

[–]ThisIsANickname 1 point2 points ago

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I was expecting exactly the same thing.

[–]brianbrianbrian 0 points1 point ago

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CTRL+F Nigel DAMN IT

[–]Vakymoyo 4 points5 points ago

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who is the guy he layed out

[–]beer_madness 16 points17 points ago

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[–]fusionfire15 6 points7 points ago

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[–]BredditandButter 3 points4 points ago

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I just realised "Ned" is the guy dating Marcy in Californication O_O

[–]mcmurphy1 1 point2 points ago

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What a great couple. That dinner scene in the last episode was amazing!

[–]haxored 0 points1 point ago

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I enjoyed it, but do actual humans have conversations like that?

[–]010101010101 3 points4 points ago

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Ned Ryerson

[–]Vakymoyo -1 points0 points ago

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looks like bruce willis

[–]mcmurphy1 2 points3 points ago

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racist

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Bob from Heroes.

[–]stopmotionporn 3 points4 points ago

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Now that is how you do a slapstick punch. Take note comedians.

[–]Hmmphrey 1 point2 points ago

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That is how to take a slapstick punch.

[–]stopmotionporn 1 point2 points ago

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either or

[–]UltraMegaMegaMan 4 points5 points ago

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You know, after watching this about 27 times in a row I think a lot of the credit for the scene working so well goes to the guy who is not Bill Murray. I mean seriously... just watch the guys neck snap around in perfect timing and stop facing the camera just so. How many takes do you think they had to do to get it right?

Edit: bonus points for the fall afterwards. Good slapstick.

[–]mvuijlst 6 points7 points ago

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Stephen Tobolowsky actually broke his neck in five places while horseback riding.

And he went to school with Stevie Ray Vaughan (and was the lead singer Stevie Ray's first band).

All this and more at The Tobolowsky Files!

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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TIL Ned is hardcore.

[–]underline2 1 point2 points ago

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Totally agree. The timing is beautiful.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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[–]busche916 2 points3 points ago

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Ned....RYERSON!

[–]musthavesoundeffects 2 points3 points ago

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[–]i_say_andmyaxe 0 points1 point ago

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No reference to Spaceballs in the entire AMA! "Spectacular stunt, my friend, but all for naught!"

[–]fusionfire15 1 point2 points ago

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Best part of that movie.

[–]nbritton91 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Piratiko 1 point2 points ago

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YES. More Groundhog's Day posts!

[–]Azairon 1 point2 points ago

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I think I'm officially an astronomer now. My first instinct was "What's funny about the NASA/IPAC Extragalactic Database?" click

[–]UtahGetMe2[S] 1 point2 points ago

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... and some FLAPJACKS!

[–]SychoTKT 1 point2 points ago

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NED!..... I don't know where you're going or what you're doing right now...but can you skip it?... Want to go someplace?

[–]mikebaxter 1 point2 points ago

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Ned: Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. Ned Ryerson: I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! Got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well?

Phil: Ned Ryerson?

Ned: Bing!

Phil: Bing.

[–]ShiftingBlue 1 point2 points ago

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Groundhog Day was filmed in my town.... I've walked over that very sidewalk square countless times.

[–]fermixalot 1 point2 points ago

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Poor Sammy Jankis, he probably didn't remember it either way.

[–]leaptheman 1 point2 points ago

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Once I noticed the reaction of the couple walking by, that's all I could see. Dammit...

[–]sceptre_wintermute 0 points1 point ago

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oh yeah. it's that day.

[–]os851 0 points1 point ago

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Literally I am watching that fucking scene, just take one, not the punch version!

[–]fahqredd 0 points1 point ago

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That has always been my favorite part of that movie!

[–]wink047 0 points1 point ago

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i love groundhog day on reddit. so much bill murray.

[–]richard_photograph 0 points1 point ago

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RYERSON!

[–]Cwesterfield 0 points1 point ago

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I thought Ned lost his head?

[–]westegger 0 points1 point ago

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No one will ever believe you

[–]sabermo 0 points1 point ago

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today for math our teacher let us watch it saying it was on his top five favorite movies

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I spit my drink out when I first saw this part. Just saw it for the first time a couple years ago. Great movie.

[–]HeyFlo 0 points1 point ago

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The best part of the movie

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-5LwRinkJ0

[–]majorjohnson33 0 points1 point ago

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Today is almost the best say of the year. I get to see a bunch of video clips and pics of my hometown.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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Some people see their hometown every day.

[–]ubudanceparty 0 points1 point ago

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Ned the head

[–]bowelcancer 0 points1 point ago

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This needs more upvotes, I love groundhog day

[–]Aldesso 0 points1 point ago

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Best comedy of all time

[–]pizzlybear 0 points1 point ago

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Okely dokely.

[–]mcmurphy1 0 points1 point ago

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Happy Bill Murray Day!

[–]philosiraptor 0 points1 point ago

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I love how Ned was on Glee as the teacher "Mr. Ryerson"

[–]xTwistedx 0 points1 point ago

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Bill Fucking Murray

[–]mindaika 0 points1 point ago

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Mmmm... I have this movie waiting for me at home to watch tonight. Repeatedly.

[–]EDSire10 0 points1 point ago

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Carl?

[–]zZGz 0 points1 point ago

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I was just watching this in class.

Okay, who's in Ms.Gibson's 1st period class?

[–]trev2010 0 points1 point ago

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I love that movie. Never really appreciated it until the second time I saw it.

[–]timothy53 0 points1 point ago

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I believe Ned did an IAMA once.

[–]xCripyx 0 points1 point ago

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watch out for that first step. it's a dooooozy.

[–]AstralFeats 0 points1 point ago

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Keeper gif. At first glance, I just assumed this was under /r/thesimpsons with a title like that.

[–]Rivets400 0 points1 point ago

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Watch out for that first step its a dOoOOSYYY.

[–]stunkcrunk 0 points1 point ago

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we need one with the groundhog driving the truck scene... love Groundhog Day...

[–]Nides21 0 points1 point ago

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I do this to every Ned I meet.

[–]overmonk 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, a lot of folks do.

[–]FajitaofTreason 0 points1 point ago

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In case you felt like watching the whole movie today for free, YouTube can provide. I can help.

[–]it_hurts_to_pee 0 points1 point ago

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I just made an account to say........Bill Fucking Murray.

[–]FineAsFrogFur 0 points1 point ago

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i only wish i was this awesome.

[–]jguy46 0 points1 point ago

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it is my tradition to watch this movie as many times as possible on groundhogs day. I have honestly seen the movie at least 50 times and can probably recite the entire script by heart..

[–]xX7heWarheroXx 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzfY-aXGcBY

this is relevant i believe.

[–]dwightmoody -1 points0 points ago

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After listening to the Tobelasky(spelling?) Files a few times I have to say I'd do the same thing in Bill Murray's shoes.

[–]noyfbfoad 9 points10 points ago

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Stephen Tobolowsky is brilliant.

(Just balancing the opinion here.)

[–]dwightmoody 3 points4 points ago

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I've enjoyed his insight into the craft of acting and movie making, but on the whole I just don't find him nearly as interesting as he seems to find himself. Also that "Good Day in Auschwitz" piece made mawkish crap out of horror.

[–]dingomart 1 point2 points ago

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Agreed. I've been listening to the podcast quite often, and it makes the commute that much more bearable.

[–]tooPoorToPlaySkyrim -1 points0 points ago

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when I read the title i thought it was about Ned Bigby

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[–]Panda413 5 points6 points ago

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You forgot something.

[–]EMBigMoose -1 points0 points ago

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Clicked link expecting Game of Thrones. Slightly disappointed.

[–]NedJasons -1 points0 points ago

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WHAT YES I'M HERE!

[–]sirclesam -1 points0 points ago

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If you'd asked me when i watched groundhog day, if I would have seen Neds bare ass within 20 years....I'd have said no.

[–]yip_yip_yip_uh_huh -1 points0 points ago

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Hi. My name is. Werner Brandes. My voice is my. Passport? Verify. Me?

[–]Esulatell -1 points0 points ago

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My ex cheated on me with a guy called Ned. This .gif is too perfect.

[–]overmonk 0 points1 point ago

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I am a guy named Ned, what's your ex's name?

[–]Esulatell 0 points1 point ago

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Iggy.

[–]overmonk 0 points1 point ago

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Wasn't me. I apologize on behalf of Neds. We're not all bad. Not always, anyhow.

[–]Esulatell 0 points1 point ago

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This Ned was..

[–]jessejacksome -2 points-1 points ago

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