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[–]herrlogan 379 points380 points ago

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Cat + water = high speed greased weasel

[–]tcjones54 39 points40 points ago

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Cat + high speed greased weasel = hours of fun

[–]jared030858 13 points14 points ago

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and scratch marks on your face

[–]lostmeatTroll 4 points5 points ago

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in this case legs

[–]jakfischer 88 points89 points ago

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Oh, you're good. Now do Kristen Bell + sloth

[–]kreestin 203 points204 points ago

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= Kristen Stewart

[–]USMCsniper 57 points58 points ago

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wow, this is exactly right

[–]guyincognitoo 63 points64 points ago

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Now I want to see a greased Kristen Bell.

[–]poptart2nd 31 points32 points ago

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don't we all?

[–]Arcon1337 10 points11 points ago

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But all we get is a wet Kristen Bell, crying all the time.

[–]mynoduesp 27 points28 points ago

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When we're done anyway.

[–]The_Eclectic_Stoic 13 points14 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]hwbehrens 16 points17 points ago

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For everyone (like me) who can't associate people's faces and their names:

Bell + Sloth = Stewart

[–]CaptainTurtle 1 point2 points ago

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USMCsniper + Carpet = Poop rubbing.

[–]TheNr24 1 point2 points ago

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That was an open goal.

[–]kekkala 50 points51 points ago

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[–]Arcon1337 20 points21 points ago

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[–]indoobitably 12 points13 points ago

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cat + water = you are going to get the shit scratched out of you if the cat touches you

[–]runragged 3 points4 points ago

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You just have to get them used to it early. My cat hates the water, but when I wash him, he just cries.

[–]brianbrianbrian 0 points1 point ago

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My late tabby used to hate baths, but if I leaned into the tub over him so he could snuggle his head under my arm, he would relax and just sit there. When I was rinsing him off he'd go back into freak out mode, though.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I'm pretty sure water activates the inner Xenomorph in all cats.

[–]TheVenetianMask 3 points4 points ago

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But does it activate their inner Tom Waits?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRwN5BrgpO4 [NSFW]

[–]daskrip 2 points3 points ago

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Xenomorph is a Dutch death metal band formed in the 1990s in Leiden, the Netherlands. The band are apparently named after xenomorphs, fictional creatures made by the Swiss artist H.R. Giger and used by the English filmmaker Sir Ridley Scott in Alien.

-is it a good idea to make a novelty account where i give google definitions for words people wouldn't understand?

[–]ScaryCookieMonster 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yup! Bonus Points if you use your memory!

[–]lethalaudio 3 points4 points ago

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Not going to Google "High Speed Greased Weasel" without safe search on.

[–]Icebot 4 points5 points ago

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Grease lightning, go grease lightning.

[–]Muskelchock 1 point2 points ago

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[–]not_always_sane 113 points114 points ago

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Reminds me of the time my sister decided to give her cat a bath in the shower. She turned on the spray and the cat exited over the glass shower door via climbing her body as cats are wont to do. It took her a month to heal.

[–]balathustrius 203 points204 points ago

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When the chips are down, you're really just a ladder to your cat.

[–]dnnskm 22 points23 points ago

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truth.

[–]funkpandemic 9 points10 points ago

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A soft, fleshy, puncturable ladder.

[–]drdisco 4 points5 points ago

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And even when things are good you're pretty much just warm furniture.

[–]Big_McLargeHuge 1 point2 points ago

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[–]LetMeResearchThat4U 1 point2 points ago

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[–]LumberjackSC2 6 points7 points ago

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Hahahaha bet she didn't see that one coming.

[–]Lantec 5 points6 points ago

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our cat used to meow a lot, like a dying child during a bath but after a while, he accepts fate and just sits there.. he still doesn't like it but he doesn't even bother meowing or moving.

[–]Rappican 4 points5 points ago

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That's how our cat was. We'd have to have 2 ppl to give him a bath cause he'd constantly try to run away or something. Eventually he just resigned to his fate and sat there. Though if we took our hand off him he'd casually put his paw up to get a leg up to escape. We knew better.

[–]Coloneljesus 16 points17 points ago

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One does not simply

shower a cat.

[–]shaggy99 4 points5 points ago

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I have one cat that would give a similar result. The other? Had to give him a bath once, needed a new shower curtain after. Me? Not a scratch. That guy is so gentle, a real sweetheart.

[–]ManApeGoneWrong 12 points13 points ago

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Unless you're a shower curtain.

[–]jamie1414 8 points9 points ago

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This is why you hold onto the cat at ALL times. It isn't to protect the cat but to protect you.

[–]vertexvortex 12 points13 points ago

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You've... never held a terrified cat, have you?

I once caught a wild kitten.

In my hands.

KITTEN

Man that hurt.

[–]spornofthedevil 5 points6 points ago

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A few years ago I moved house, I have 2 cats so had to fit a cat flap. Every night my cats were freaking out and their food was being stolen by another cat in the neighbourhood. After a month of this and seeing the cat a couple of times, but it always bolting when it saw me, I decided to set the cat flap to entrance only - the cat wouldn't be able to leave.

I didn't plan on hurting it, I was just going to squirt it with a water spray. I didn't get that far. I grabbed a towel and attempted to put it around the cat and was going to take it into the kitchen close to the water. The cat properly freaked out. The noise was awful and there were claws everywhere - I immediately decided to abort.

I let go of the cat and it ran full force into the window in an attempt to make a break for freedom. Realising that the cat may actually hurt itself, I decided to get back to the kitchen to unlock the cat flap so it could leave. The cat beat me there and went through the cat flap in a blur. The force was so great that it cleanly took the cat flap door with it.

Lesson learned, never fuck with a cornered cat!

[–]PositivelyClueless 4 points5 points ago

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Did it ever come back?

You know...

...for revenge?

[–]spornofthedevil 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen it around, but it's never attempted to steal my cats food again!

[–]ziplokk 0 points1 point ago

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I have 4 cats, all of which were stray kittens when i found them, and i have given every one of them a bath. It was painful and i still have scars. But the cats are clean and happy.

[–]Sun_the_novice 19 points20 points ago

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This is why i love cats: Loyalty only goes so far then it's each creature for themselves.

[–]Josepherism 4 points5 points ago

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That's why you love cats? Seriously....seriously?! That's why I love dogs instead of cats!

[–]hazilla -3 points-2 points ago

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Another reason why cats suck

[–]daskrip 3 points4 points ago

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[–]rgvtim 133 points134 points ago

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The person holding the camera is way too calm, from my experiences with cats and water, once the cat hit the water i would have been in a minor panic trying to avoid being turned into sushi as the cat got clear of the water.

[–]Spyhop 139 points140 points ago

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My cat is super chill around water. If I open the shower door he'll walk in and hop up on the shower seat and watch me shower like a creeper.

[–]Zonak 251 points252 points ago

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meow gusta

[–]linds360 20 points21 points ago*

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Mine love the shower too. They're quite pervy actually...

[–]Elanthius 25 points26 points ago

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Wait a minute. Shower seat? How comes no-one told me this existed?!?!

[–]somerandomguy255 28 points29 points ago

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Like mentioned, usually in handicap showers, but nothing says you can't just buy a cheap plastic stool and put it in there

[–]andyana 24 points25 points ago

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Sigh... rule 593 states 'no seats may be present in shower unless it is in a handicap stall.'

[–]burpen 11 points12 points ago

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Sigh... rule 594 states 'no cats may be present on shower seats.'

[–]andyana 15 points16 points ago

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So much red tape...

[–]ForgettableUsername 0 points1 point ago

It's good to see that at least someone is paying attention to the rules.

[–]daskrip 5 points6 points ago

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Like you mentioned? Where, in a different thread?

[–]GregoireStFrancis 5 points6 points ago

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He has to mention this time and time again, why won't you people pay attention?

[–]keyslip 1 point2 points ago

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but nothing says you can't just buy a cheap plastic stool and put it there

Just don't mash it down the drain.

[–]jcos444 8 points9 points ago

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We have a stone piece built into the shower at my home that is built specifically for sitting.

[–]WhtRbbt222 14 points15 points ago

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Sitting, or fucking?

[–]andyana 13 points14 points ago

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Why can't it be both?

[–]jcos444 20 points21 points ago

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It is both.

[–]Le_Plant 7 points8 points ago

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For blowjobs.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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This looks like a Japanese bathroom. You shower first, using the stool if you want to, then sit in the bath. The bath is this shape, so you have to sit in it rather than lie in it. It's for relaxing after your proper wash and rinse.

If you look closely, you'll see that's one deeeep bath, and the person appears to stand up pretty quickly.

Yes, I am aware that the only picture I could find was of a bath in Wales. :/

[–]ahsrubbery 0 points1 point ago

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He is right, this is a Japanese bath/shower set up. The bathtub and shower are combined in one room, with the toilet located separately. What often happens in Japanese families is that the bathtub is filled up once and is used by the whole family, hence the need to wash before entering the bathtub. And why must one shower standing up when one can sit?

[–]betterthanthee 6 points7 points ago

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my kitty would hop up on the side of the tub between the outside and the inside curtains...

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[–]Conservadem 3 points4 points ago

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Wow! - Do me! do me!

[–]The_Turbinator 3 points4 points ago*

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You where born and raised in Los Angeles California, in the 60s, and are a native of San Pedro. You are a lifelong Democrat and of Hispanic descent. You have a daughter who is 18 and will be going to UCLA this September. You will be providing for her education. Everything you know about driving was taught to you by your father 30 years ago, when you learned how to drive. You drive an out of warranty 7 Series BMW. You have gotten out of 4 red-light tickets by lying to the judges that a police officer was directing you to proceed through the intersection because an emergency vehicle was approaching. You have been known to dispose of large household waste by dumping it in warehouse district dumpsters. You secretly use clear packing tape to clean your pores. Have strong negative feelings toward the LA outdoor smoking ban and are in strong support of medical marijuana. You believe that Long Beach is San Pedro's penis and your favorite restaurants are the Lighthouse Cafe, Pacific Diner, and the sandwiches at Busy Bee. In the past you have frequented the Rosecrans Ave and Hindry Ave intersection (by the Costco's), and believe that Belmont Shore is a huge gay metropolis. You have been known to attend tapings of various TV shows - at least 10.

[–]Conservadem 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, that's amazing. Good job, very accurate. reminds me I have to get a Busy Bee sandwich this weekend :)

[–]Zorca99 2 points3 points ago

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So do you just read all the posts someone makes, compile it in a doc, then try to be creepy later?

[–]funkpandemic 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason this made me want to cry... It's like the beginning of the movie 'Up' :(

[–]Arcon1337 0 points1 point ago

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Shower is a big difference to a bath.

[–]tjragon 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah that's not too bad, the water from the shower would nullify the effect of the blast.

[–]the_satch 0 points1 point ago

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Some breeds actually like water. Maine Coon and Turkish Van off the top of my head.

[–]bazzage 31 points32 points ago

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Once had some minnows in a few inches of water in the bottom of a long 20-gallon tank, and a kitten...

I was peacefully vegging on the couch in another room with a book when suddenly a wet kitten materialized on my chest, expecting daddy to make it all better. No sushi for either one of us that day.

[–]maggiefiasco 7 points8 points ago

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Same. My cats are always peeking their heads in to the shower to see about the water, and I always clap my hands and shoo them way. The last thing you need is to be cut to ribbons by a crazed cat trying to get out of the way of water.

[–]truesound 7 points8 points ago

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There's a threshold, that is probably measurable, where you realize that the chances of the actor getting hurt are low enough, you have enough distance to avoid getting hurt yourself, but are close enough to rescue if need be, and so you just let the stupid play out for entertainment value.

[–]Hypersapien 3 points4 points ago

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It might have been declawed.

[–]johnnyBenchCalled1 11 points12 points ago

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I would have been terrified of losing some important equipmonk.

[–]juancamdingo 10 points11 points ago

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Bobbum Man?

[–]fgben 43 points44 points ago

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My cat's fallen in once. She loves drinking hot bath water -- we don't understand why. I think she just has a thing for Human Soup.

[–]heinusmcfarkul 10 points11 points ago

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I had a cat that used to drink from the bottom of the shower stall after we showered. We called it human soup too.

[–]Reinasrevenge 15 points16 points ago

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My cat does that. He waits outside the bathroom door then shoots in the second it's open to lick the bottom of the tub. Then he just chills there. In the wet tub.

Cats are fucking weird.

[–]imitator22 7 points8 points ago

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I thought i would point out, when my cat started doing that, it transpired that she had liver & kidney disease. Rip cassie :(

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Exactly. My cat will just sit in my shower and look around after I'm done showering.

[–]kvachon 6 points7 points ago

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what happened here? I will never know.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It always rains when he's in there, but when I go in, it stops...

[–]eggintoaster 1 point2 points ago

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I killed a man once and then made a meal with a broth and chunks of his flesh. We called it human soup too.

[–]emdelilly 8 points9 points ago

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I suspect your cat has an acquired taste for Human. Try to avoid dying around the cat, you might not have a face left for an open casket.

[–]folderol 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe an iron deficiency or something? It might be craving the hint of the taste of sediment from the rust in the bottom of you tank.

[–]calicliche 0 points1 point ago

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My cat is obsessed with the bathtub! She gets in and hangs out after I shower and if I take a bath walks precariously around the edges and tries to get a liiiiiittttttle closer so she can drink from it. I greatly fear the day she falls in with me.

[–]The_Lolbrary 45 points46 points ago

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That is quite possibly the biggest roll of toilet paper in existence...

[–]mrgdnt 6 points7 points ago

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I was going to say that! What, did they steal a roll from the truck stop!?

[–]justabrickinthewall 15 points16 points ago

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The water is lava

[–]alienAnalgesic 31 points32 points ago

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One of my cats would do this all the time when I was a little kid. She'd come in to investigate while I was taking a bath, crawl around the outside of the tub, lean down... and sure enough, slip right in, panic, and run under the bed. It was so hard not to laugh when it happened. The funny thing was she would spend the rest of the time glaring at us from under there, as if it was somehow our fault. Pretty good definition of curiosity killed the cat, right here. Well, maybe not killled, but you get my drift.

[–]Eldias 2 points3 points ago

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two of my cats still do this with our hot tub. They love the taste for some reason and frequently ends up swimming. Our pond is another story, they're just too dumb to miss falling in it...

[–]Ikarus3426 35 points36 points ago

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As funny as that is, if I were the owner I'd be pretty upset that I now have a soaked mobile towel running around every inch of my apartment.

[–]reconcilable 17 points18 points ago

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and proceeds to take a nap on your keyboard

[–]stoaster 2 points3 points ago

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My cat fell in the toilet one time, that's pretty much what happens. After flailing about and splashing every inch of the bathroom, he just sprinted all over my brother's house from one spot to the next until finally plopping down on some carpet to try and clean himself off. He was much more hesitant about going near toilets for a few months.

Now we keep the the lids down in our apartment and suggest closing the doors to bathrooms in any house we bring him to.

[–]LovelyThoughts 2 points3 points ago

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"soaked mobile towel running around every inch of my apartment"

My thought exactly. I wouldn't be happy with slippery puddles all over my apartment floor/ huge damp patches on things that shouldn't get wet. Not that I would blame the cat, but I'd be annoyed at the situation.

[–]OmniaII 10 points11 points ago

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I'm not even gonna ask why grandma has a video cam in her bath...

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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So she can video tape her sopping wet pussy.

[–]ajw827 9 points10 points ago

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I love how he's like "fuck all this!" and just keeps running even after he is safely out of the tub. He probably tried to leave the house.

[–]Autsin 2 points3 points ago

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I don't know why, but to me this was the funniest comment on the whole thread.

[–]BlackDracula 55 points56 points ago

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Dem knees.

[–]I_HOPE_YOUR_ANGRY 7 points8 points ago

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I came here looking for others who are interested in dem knees.

Dem knees were naked.

[–]Reizarvg 11 points12 points ago

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My angry what?

[–]munge_me_not 4 points5 points ago

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You saw the knees? I saw the knees too.

[–]gonz0 7 points8 points ago

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Good luck getting that wet cat smell out of your house now. Might as well burn the place down and start over again.

[–]corennf 7 points8 points ago

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I can't be the only one wondering why this person is holding a camera in the bath...

[–]lord_nougat 7 points8 points ago

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What?! Where else do you clean your camera?!

[–]michaelsong55 18 points19 points ago

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dont know why but watching cats freak out will always make my day

[–]graduality 8 points9 points ago

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Are you a dog person?

[–]michaelsong55 3 points4 points ago

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i like both, i dont really know which i like better

[–]mojojoejoe 12 points13 points ago

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Video?

[–]histak 16 points17 points ago

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[–]mynameisnotjacob 6 points7 points ago

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i'm pretty sure if you were within reaching distance of that cat, you would have gotten fucked up.

[–]BKHawkeye 11 points12 points ago

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Can't stop laughing, no matter how many times or how long I watch

[–]butterbal1 1 point2 points ago

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If it helps to prevent the laughter...

Cats can not hold their breath and wind up inhaling water and drowning if their noses drop below the surface.

Personally this makes me laugh more, but it is generally accepted that I am evil.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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WHARRGARBL

[–]c-fox 6 points7 points ago

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That cat was out of there like...a scalded cat

[–]no_qtr 0 points1 point ago

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I'll get your sunglasses for you.

[–]subsequent 3 points4 points ago

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Did that cat just defy gravity?

[–]Reinasrevenge 6 points7 points ago

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Laws of physics don't apply to cats. Hell, REALITY barely applies to cats.

[–]allwaysnice 1 point2 points ago

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You know what? I agree. Especially after reading Neil Gaiman's A Dream of A Thousand Cats.

[–]Damasticator 4 points5 points ago

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Paying pet groomers to wash your cat once in a while is totally worth every last penny.

[–]bolty 13 points14 points ago

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Or you can use one of these

[–]patman21 2 points3 points ago

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THIS MAN NEEDS MORE KARMA

[–]Sicon 4 points5 points ago

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It's not too hard to wash a cat. All you have to do is grab them from their neck. Like how a momma cat would carry its baby. Not really sure why this works but I'm going to guess it has something to do with control and dominance.

[–]bobsomeguy 6 points7 points ago

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I saw a video where a vet takes one of those large black paper clips and puts it on the back of the cat's neck to keep it under control. Seemed to work like a charm on the one in theI saw a video where a vet takes one of those large black paper clips and puts it on the back of the cat's neck to keep it under control. Seemed to work like a charm on the one in the video.

Same principle I’d assume.

[–]Vibster 20 points21 points ago*

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Oh shit, he's trapped in a temporal anomaly. Somebody help him.

[–]jayjaya29 4 points5 points ago

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How?!!!

[–]locusthorsebark 2 points3 points ago

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Seems to be the only course of action is to put a large black clip on the back of his neck.

[–]Eat_The_P00r 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Kurtank 0 points1 point ago

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Get a shirt for a teddy bear. Put it on the cat. 99% as effective as a leash. That cat isn't going anywhere.

[–]laughmoredancemore 5 points6 points ago

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Can only imagine the horrible, horrible high-pitched, imminent-death yowl to be heard...

[–]-Dr_B- 4 points5 points ago

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There ya go, my first upvote...surprise, surprise, it was a cat gif that got me.

[–]BALTIM0R0N 4 points5 points ago

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I like how the cat runs out of the bathroom as if the water were going to chase it

[–]Cinublabla 2 points3 points ago

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I gotta get the fuck out of here!

[–]Janky_Pants 3 points4 points ago

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Can someone please explain to me why cats don't like water?

[–]daveofstrength 2 points3 points ago

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Humorous for me, poor cat

[–]dorisfrench 2 points3 points ago

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The horror! Good thing none of your limbs were in scratching distance.

[–]Hufftey 2 points3 points ago*

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Complete opposite of these guys... I wonder why some cats love water and others freak out like the one here. Either way, it's still hilarious :P

[–]IngredientX 2 points3 points ago

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I used to have a cat who loved water.

I don't mean the kind who liked hopping in and out of a wet tub. I mean, if you were taking a shower and didn't close the bathroom door fully, you would soon have a soaking wet and happy cat by your feet, standing under the shower stream.

It was so easy to get her into the bathroom. Just turn on the shower, and she'd sprint into the tub.

Man, that cat had some serious damage.

[–]keith_weaver 2 points3 points ago

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I had one that would jump into a filled tub. When the twins were babies, our cat would jump in whenever they had their baths. She would freak the fk out when you tried to dry her off though.

[–]ISayWhatIWantToSay 3 points4 points ago

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water in the cat's ears, water in the cat's ears!

[–]John_Barleycorn 14 points15 points ago

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Cats are retarded.

[–]Beautifuldays 1 point2 points ago

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I love that cats not only jump out of the water but must run as far away from it as possible as fast as they are able, like it is so awful it just might be after them!

[–]Jinqs 1 point2 points ago

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Shouldn't have left the hairdryer in the tub....

[–]Eddyharrison 1 point2 points ago

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Has no one else thought that all the videos of cats falling into water could actually be people putting their cats into scalding water for the internet?

[–]Biron5k 1 point2 points ago

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There needs to be a subreddit of cats falling in water.

[–]istyleonwomen 1 point2 points ago

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oh repost, oh repost, oh repost!

[–]LifeArrow 3 points4 points ago

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I miss my cat now...

[–]nfreakoss 8 points9 points ago

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When I see posts like this I laugh at first but then I feel the same way. One of my cats fell in the pool and drowned a few years ago..

[–]NurRauch 4 points5 points ago

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Wat.

[–]LifeArrow 1 point2 points ago

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Just to let you know and do not be THAT sad:

My cat is fine, just the thing that I am far away from home.

[–]Z4ppy 2 points3 points ago

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So, you went to r/spacedicks?

[–]westbrookism 2 points3 points ago

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source?

[–]ridik_ulass 1 point2 points ago

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I love Japanese style bathrooms, they know how to bathe.

[–]chemellow 1 point2 points ago

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Why do they have their camera in the bathtub? O_o

[–]DeathByPanda 1 point2 points ago

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Black cats can't swim

[–]drtide4 -1 points0 points ago

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I've never seen a pussy that wet.

[–]L810C 0 points1 point ago

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i watched this too many times for it to be healthy...

[–]SuperStitchesTim 0 points1 point ago

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My friends cat did this once... maybe it's because the water was 110 f...

[–]EvoEpitaph 0 points1 point ago

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Whoa that looks just like my apartment in Japan. They must do some serious "cookie cutter" building over there.

[–]TheJizzle 0 points1 point ago

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When my basement flooded, TWO of the four cats I had at the time did this. One of them flailed about 10 feet in, and the other did a whole lap around before finding his way back to the stairs. Silly cats.

[–]Werke 0 points1 point ago

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To wash my cat I just hold him like a baby in my arms and he'll just sit there with the shower spraying right on him until I'm done washing him. No clawing or craziness.

[–]shatterly 0 points1 point ago

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The most surprising part of the whole thing was that those knees didn't end up shredded.

[–]eXXaXion 0 points1 point ago

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Oh btw. guys, why do cats hate water so much?

[–]ConfusedAlways 0 points1 point ago

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Anybody else want to see the rest of the body to those legs?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Cats are the worst

[–]noagendaproducer 0 points1 point ago

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I really needed that laugh today. Thank you!

[–]phero1190 0 points1 point ago

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Why did they have a camera in the tub....

[–]flargenhargen 1 point2 points ago

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why don't you?

[–]phero1190 1 point2 points ago

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well played sir

[–]Hepcat10 0 points1 point ago

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sexy knees!

[–]Tuon 0 points1 point ago

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Haha my ferret does this every time I bath... So. Much. Awesome.

[–]INEEDMILK 0 points1 point ago

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I've come back to this .gif about 4 times today.

[–]woodylongfellow 0 points1 point ago

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That thing is never coming back.

[–]upvoteforyouhun 0 points1 point ago

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Came here for a link to the video. I am disappoint.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's me in engineering...

[–]notreallyswiss 0 points1 point ago

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My cat did that once when i was in the bathtub. I wanted to help her out of the tub because she was so panicky and also: accidental claws, but i was doubled over laughing. I did hear the loud ker-splash though when she finally vaulted herself out of the tub...directly into the toilet.

She's been angry at the bathroom ever since. She expresses this every once in a while when she remembers that evening by reaching around the door and pulling the bathmat out of it like she wants it to have the experience of being cold and wet too.

[–]JordanRodkey 0 points1 point ago

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My kitty does this all the time and each time I yell "WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN?" Then I dry him off and give him cuddles.

[–]plethorgalgas 0 points1 point ago

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I love you for posting this on teh interwebs.

[–]harmthellama 0 points1 point ago

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Cats are so graceful.

[–]buttez 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You deserve the slow-clap. Bravo.

[–]abrial_alshar 0 points1 point ago

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My first thought? Why does she have a video camera in the bathtub? My second thought? No, it's probably a cell phone. My third thought? Why does she have a cell phone in the bathtub?

[–]cphat 0 points1 point ago

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this cat seems fine

[–]EMSfan9 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks. My trip to r/nosleep was worse than anticipated. Thinking of this will help get rid of the creepiness that has forsaken my room.

[–]GreyAdept 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, nice marmot!

[–]Silverburst00 0 points1 point ago

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That's hilarious, I showed my 7 year niece this and she was laughing so hard

[–]hakonatli 0 points1 point ago

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-scuttle scuttle-