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Slow Rider. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Dalmahr 27 points28 points ago

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The hare is cheating! Not allowed to ride opponents in the race!

[–]Metal_Guitarist 6 points7 points ago

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Sir, the floor is clearly made of lava so an exception must be made.

[–]recneps100 0 points1 point ago

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All my friends know the slow rider.

[–]RHandler 1 point2 points ago

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The slow rider is a little higher.

[–]oh_no123 42 points43 points ago

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TAKE IT EASY!

[–]GBtuba 9 points10 points ago

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THE RHYTHM IS RIIIGHT!!!

[–]sdotl 12 points13 points ago

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MOVE TO THE MUSIC

[–]Lonelan 8 points9 points ago

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WE CAN WORK ALL NIGHT

[–]HalIsSad 12 points13 points ago

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Turtles are like taxis for the rabbits. And it's cheap.

[–]nill0c 14 points15 points ago

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So basically anyone with access to a turtle and baby rabbit stack them like this and take a devastatingly cute picture?

[–]LadypantsMcGee 9 points10 points ago

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I'm pretty sure this is just how they exist in the wild.

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[–]LadypantsMcGee 3 points4 points ago

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It might seem a bit hare-brained, but if history has tortoise anything it's that two heads really are better than one...

[–]zerg886 0 points1 point ago

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I am symbiopathic towards this idea.

[–]HalIsSad 0 points1 point ago

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I'm afraid that's just a matter of time.

[–]BroccoliBenediction 10 points11 points ago

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  • STEP 1: Take a cute animal
  • STEP 2: Take another cute animal
  • STEP 3: Place animal 1 on animal 2 or vice versa
  • STEP 4: ???
  • STEP 5: POFIT!!!

[–]twadebald 6 points7 points ago

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  • STEP 1: Remember funny old joke from South Park.
  • STEP 2: Take old joke and apply it to new situation.
  • STEP 3: Misspell "profit".
  • STEP 4: ???
  • STEP 5: PROFIT!

[–]LadypantsMcGee 0 points1 point ago

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I just spent about 12 seconds trying to determine what POFIT was an acronym for. And then my brain kicked in.

[–]twadebald 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sure it's an acronym for something!

[–]MojaveRapelord 5 points6 points ago

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Step 1: take picture of cute animal humping another cute animal

Step 2: pretend they are doing something silly and nonsexual

Step 3: ???

Step 4: profit

[–]sedo1800 -1 points0 points ago

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Step 1: take picture of cute animal humping another cute animal Step 2: comment on it Step 3: ??? Step 4: profit

[–]Spoli 7 points8 points ago

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ONWARD! TO VICTORY!

[–]chirpilittle 5 points6 points ago

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Too much cute for one picture

[–]MadLintElf 5 points6 points ago

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He's mounting the turtle, not a slow rider!

[–]turtle_mummy 6 points7 points ago

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Looks like a red-eared slider. They are actually fairly quick on their feet.

[–]sedo1800 1 point2 points ago

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So loud when they go across tile. wack wack wack wack wack wack

[–]AllDizzle 4 points5 points ago

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Actually turtles are quite speedy...

Tortoises can go a lot faster than most people imagine but those are the slower ones...

[–]probablynotaperv 6 points7 points ago

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I had one run away from me when I was younger :(

[–]RHandler 0 points1 point ago

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Did you want it to be your friend? I have that problem too, but with people rather than turtles.

[–]glclark 2 points3 points ago

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I'm thinking the tortoise and hare race may end in a tie.

[–]tooshbagoosh 0 points1 point ago

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my thoughts exactly

[–]templardrake 0 points1 point ago

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Goddamn all this touchyfeely "everyone is a winner in the end as long as everyone had fun" crap.

[–]awesomesauce615 3 points4 points ago

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kinda mad people have already saturated the tortoise and hare joke market, but i'll be dammed if i don't get mine in!! And that's how the hare fell asleep and still won!!

[–]cchambo 1 point2 points ago

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It needs some background music

[–]BurssburssburssSwag 1 point2 points ago

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Slow and steady wins everything but races

[–]yanmaster 1 point2 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcCNcgoyG_0

[–]Luvs_to_drink 1 point2 points ago

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It seems the hare learned his lesson from the first race.

[–]LetsGetRamblin 0 points1 point ago

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Photo finish.

[–]lord_nougat 0 points1 point ago

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And by 'rider' you really mean 'humper'.

Still, this is a valid race strategy.

[–]woo545 0 points1 point ago

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It's even slower with the landing gear retracted.

[–]PhilmoreBowles 0 points1 point ago

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Bunny = Tactical Genius.

[–]lowryder313 0 points1 point ago

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thats close to my name.. ill take it anyways

[–]Damaband41 0 points1 point ago

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Mush, mush turtle! ...why aren't you mushing?

[–]Jesburger 0 points1 point ago

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Now that bunny has salmonella.

[–]throawawayaccnt 0 points1 point ago

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He's gonna jump off right before the finish line and avenge centuries of embarrassment for his people.

[–]rudyy50 0 points1 point ago

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enslaved for human entertainment

[–]hidden_music 0 points1 point ago

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The race to end all races! The Tortoise vs The Hare! Wait... god damn it...

[–]Ghost_Queef 0 points1 point ago

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There is nothing "aww" about this! HE IS RAPING HIM!

You sick bastards!

[–]IamAlistiar 0 points1 point ago

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They see me rollin'

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He's got something fluffy, grey and white on his head. You could say this turtle is...wearing a foghat.

[–]voxdoc11 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, wait, wait. That's not a tortoise. And that's not a hare.

[–]JorgeMag 0 points1 point ago

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sweet irony.

[–]Block_After_Block 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of this.

[–]lithiumDucky 0 points1 point ago

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Its turtles all the way down

[–]aspect_ratio 0 points1 point ago

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BREAKING NEWS: Rogaine grows hare on turtles. Back to you Ted.

[–]lectricman6002 0 points1 point ago

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Morel of the story; let go of your turtle until your business is done.

[–]JERKFACE9000 0 points1 point ago

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Giddyup!

[–]dr3runk_typeer 0 points1 point ago

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we3ll if that'ss nto thecuetest thihng i doiuunt knopw waut iss!

[–]valkyrie1010 0 points1 point ago

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The same old race between the new bunny and turtle, I'd vote for the turtle, the bunny just got lazier.

[–]GruxKing 0 points1 point ago

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Aesop just rolled in his grave

[–]KobraCola 0 points1 point ago

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who won?

[–]hthu 0 points1 point ago

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pay back...

[–]00Boner 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure that rabbit has mounted that turtle. If you know what I mean.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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They see me rollin, they hatin...

[–]mkhc 0 points1 point ago

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Slo-Rida

[–]brooklyncrooklyn 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant

[–]SDX2000 0 points1 point ago

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Cuteness overload...cuteness overload...

[–]Dharma_Toy 0 points1 point ago

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Take a little trip, Take a little trip, Take a little trip and see...

[–]pallywally 0 points1 point ago

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They see me rollin... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK_CKtYCRIc

[–]vietcunt17 0 points1 point ago

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turtle looks like its about to fuck shit up.

[–]DysthymicApple 0 points1 point ago

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Don't know why but when I saw this image I thought: slurtle

[–]jehe 0 points1 point ago

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Make it a Youtube video and you're in for a viral video and millions of views.

[–]I_ONLY_POST_LINKS 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.web-esl.com/advreadings/rabbitturtle.htm

[–]cptmaxawesome 0 points1 point ago

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There's a joke in here somewhere, I know it...

[–]kc0mlp 0 points1 point ago

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This pic is like a yo-yo, it goes up and down the front page.

[–]cefm -2 points-1 points ago

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UR doing it wrong.

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