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[–]Leonhart0094 5 points6 points ago

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Social Darwinism at it's finest

[–]blueman66 -1 points0 points ago

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(Earlier) What could possibly go wrong? Fuck you haters I'm doing it anyway, lets record this bitch

[–]StumpHarvey 5 points6 points ago

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That was the first time I caught my dick on fire... But it wouldn't be the last.

[–]Macomea[S] -1 points0 points ago

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It's ok, you still have a few centimeters left of it.

[–]seabiscuit5 4 points5 points ago

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WHY?

[–]gromenawer 2 points3 points ago

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Homemade vasectomy.

[–]psychoranger 4 points5 points ago

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Directed by Michael Bay

[–]Goatses_His_Enemies 1 point2 points ago

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So he wanted to let the rocket hit his balls but then it got caught in his jeans and he panicked

Is that what happened?

[–]caustic260 1 point2 points ago

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This has to actually take the place of the "dumbest person on the internet" award, at least so far.

[–]tcfrombn 0 points1 point ago

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Firecrotch

[–]MrPantaloons 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Eleos 0 points1 point ago

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Did he dide?

[–]occio 0 points1 point ago

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This kills the balls.

[–]kildis92 0 points1 point ago

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HOLY FUCK SHIT JESUS H. WILLAKERS PISS CHRIST IN HEAVEN THAT POOR IDIOT!!!

[–]kosuth 0 points1 point ago

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I... I guess he's doing everyone a favor and preventing future versions of himself...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for Jerry Lee Lewis reference.

[–]Cuzimwhite -1 points0 points ago

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I wanted to put some whitty comment, but I cannot stop laughing.

[–]fattsoo -2 points-1 points ago

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RIP: your penis