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[–]sunshiineeegal 127 points128 points ago

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My parents finally used their skype account today to talk to me, since I have not seen them in over a month. This is exactly what I pictured my parents doing after our conversation was over.

[–]Smartbeaner 1 point2 points ago

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I finally upgrade my dad from his dumbphone to a smartphone. You should have seen the look on his face when he learned to use it.

[–]Mr_Titicaca 126 points127 points ago

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How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

With Little Caesar's! Ja Ja

:)

[–]banan4 32 points33 points ago

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True story:

My first day in middle school after moving from Mexico, the teacher was calling roll and she got to a guy named Caesar. Since my English wasn't too good, I thought she had said "scissor," and I was left wondering why someone would give their kid such a horrible name.

It wasn't until later that I saw him write his name, and it all made sense.

[–]rockymountainoysters 14 points15 points ago

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I had similar confusion at that age the first time I heard that someone's name was Jesus. Not because I thought it was the Lord and Savior's name, but because I had heard it poorly pronounced as "Hey Zeus".

tl;dr I mistook a Mexican for a well met lightning god.

[–]banan4 12 points13 points ago

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"Hey Zeus"

I should name my kid this so I can mess with people's heads.

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 3 points4 points ago

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Oh fuck! It's 2:40 AM here and I wish I could upvote you more. I laughed tears. Thanks.

[–]Delacrz5 1 point2 points ago

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This is hilarious because I just cut a pizza two nights ago with scissors!

[–]whomewhy 46 points47 points ago*

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http://youtu.be/LybAHotsvOg relevant....

Edit: just found out these guys have never heard of REDDIT?? WTF?
i just posted the vid on to r/funny not looking for /Karma just want to share it..

[–]erodut[S] 11 points12 points ago

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WHAT....

You win the Internet for sharing that today.

[–]Dbluesdude 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not sure what I just watched...

But el internet , el internet , el internet is going to ring in my ears for the rest of the day. Thanks brain, for somehow finding that catchy.

[–]ipompa 3 points4 points ago

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Epic win !! * Te pasaste de verga carnal, jajaja

[–]balanceofpower 1 point2 points ago

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Beat me to it! D=

have an upvote.

[–]CodeMagician 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know wtf she was saying except "internet" but that fucking awesome.

[–]tomius 1 point2 points ago

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I found this hard to masturbate to. Awesome though!

[–]SpitefulMouse 1 point2 points ago

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Every time i hear that song i lose 3 years of my life due to the stress it causes me. Yet, upvote given.

[–]Boville 1 point2 points ago

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I never click on youtube links but today im glad I decided to...

[–]Alarconadame 1 point2 points ago

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fuck, I shook off "ay, el internet el internet el internet el internet" few months ago....

[–]Ptweeek 48 points49 points ago

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tu eres mi mejor amigo mi hijo mexicano.

[–]erodut[S] 68 points69 points ago

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Papá?

[–]Ptweeek 43 points44 points ago

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Si, tu madre y yo te amamos

[–]erodut[S] 30 points31 points ago

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Pero ella no es mi mamá.

[–]notcoolbrooo 59 points60 points ago

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OY! Tengo un gato en mi bocadillo.

[–]erodut[S] 26 points27 points ago

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Que?

[–]SpanishMarsupial 54 points55 points ago

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Ha dicho "OY! TENGO UN GATO EN MI BOCADILLO"

[–]rponce50 6 points7 points ago

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it's obvious: he has a cat in his snack

[–]Polorutz 4 points5 points ago

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Bocadillo is not used in Mexico, it's more of a Spanish thing.

[–]alphalaz 9 points10 points ago

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We use "botana" instead. But we know what bocadillo means.

[–]ipompa 4 points5 points ago

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"OY! I´ve got a cat in my snack"... LOL

[–]raiter 1 point2 points ago*

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Oh! I have a cat in my sandwich.

[–]Salva_Veritate 6 points7 points ago

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[–]erodut[S] 10 points11 points ago

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Me cago de la risa!

[–]BarryPepito 20 points21 points ago

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hijo, algun dia todo esto sera tuyo.

[–]valeruquis 13 points14 points ago

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... y la Cheyenne, apa?!

[–]ipompa 6 points7 points ago

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hahaha chistes locales.

[–]BarryPepito 2 points3 points ago

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Pues aqui hij... chin... nos la robaron...

[–]someplacenew 2 points3 points ago

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Ah, chingá...

[–]erodut[S] 8 points9 points ago

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No mames, esta sí me dejó en carcajadas!

[–]piero1255 1 point2 points ago

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Y la cheyenne APA?

[–]dlpwillywonka 1 point2 points ago*

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Did you mean "paw paw?", by any chance?

[–]Bro_Hawkins 183 points184 points ago

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*Ja! Ja!

[–]ImAPeople 58 points59 points ago

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¡Ja! ¡Ja!

[–]option_i 6 points7 points ago

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¡Oye!

[–]erodut[S] 38 points39 points ago

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But then many would miss the reference to Ha! Ha! Guy.

[–]LarryBagina 23 points24 points ago

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No they wouldn't.

[–]Odusei 4 points5 points ago

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I missed it anyway. Then again, I'd never heard of the "Ha! Ha! Guy."

[–]Mexi_Cant 31 points32 points ago

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I have no idea what's happening here.

[–]tosco13 19 points20 points ago

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Front page puto!! Orale!!

[–]erodut[S] 11 points12 points ago

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A huevooooooo!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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No mamesta!

(I barely know what that means. Don't mind me.)

[–]ogin 343 points344 points ago*

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I see that you are fluent in the language of the ghetto.

edit (disclaimer): Either nobody noticed the reference to Gingrich's recent statement about the Spanish language, or this joke was just in bad taste. It was not intended to be offensive.

[–]erodut[S] 204 points205 points ago

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I am at least a bit happy that not many people got the reference, as it means not many of them are paying attention to Gingrich any more. Also, No offense was taken, at least in my part. I personally don't think most jokes are in bad taste. People just can't taste very well.

[–]atomic_bubblegum 88 points89 points ago

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I am also Mexican, but for some reason I read your post with an accent...

[–]derptyherp 33 points34 points ago

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Augh, guys, stop it, now I'm reading these posts with an accent.

[–]asoap 27 points28 points ago

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I'm reading you as french for some reason. Would you like some wine?

[–]Freywin 8 points9 points ago

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Nyet. Wine is baby drink.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I'm Argentino and as I read it I heard an American kid with a terrible Spanish accent and saying it really slow and typical.

Edit: grammar

[–]BunsTown 1 point2 points ago

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Who is Hermano?

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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Yeast infection jokes are in bad taste.

[–]erodut[S] 18 points19 points ago

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Point taken.

[–]seagramsextradrygin 14 points15 points ago

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Maybe, but menstruation jokes are absolutely the worst kinds of jokes. Period.

[–]Grinch420 12 points13 points ago

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i upvoted because of funny mexican man... i do not understand what is saying other than laughing and THE INTERNET!!!1!!

[–]Azumango 14 points15 points ago

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It reads:

JAJAJA I AM USING THE INTERNET!!!1!!

[–]gazow 1 point2 points ago

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PEOPLE TASTE DELICIOUS

[–]shoegazer666 5 points6 points ago

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I see that you are fluent in the language of prosperity.

[–]Warriorlem 14 points15 points ago

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I'm sorry that people don't get the reference.

[–]ogin 6 points7 points ago

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Someone got it!

[–]sanchopanzon 7 points8 points ago

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Here's the context for those of you who didn't get the joke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjHa1JHiHFU

Hope this helps.

[–]ogin 4 points5 points ago

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Thanks for the link. I wanted to post something, but I'm at work and youtube is blocked here :(

[–]throwaway_for_keeps 2 points3 points ago

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Oh wow. He spoke like he was in a seventh grade spanish class. "no foo era las mejores."

[–]ridg00 2 points3 points ago

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no offended at all, just dont get the joke.... should I live in the States to get it?

Edit: I find it kind of ironic that this is not a "fluent" joke.

[–]KingCrispy 53 points54 points ago

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HAHAHA muy divertido amigo. Spanish 101 has served me well

[–]Mineforfishstix 77 points78 points ago

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Spanish 101 you say!?

Donde Esta La Biblioteca

[–]hurdyburdyborkbork 48 points49 points ago

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Me llamo t-bone la araña discoteca

[–]Blor-Utar 30 points31 points ago

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Discoteca, muñeca. La biblioteca,

es en bigote grande,

pero manteca.

[–]hurdyburdyborkbork 27 points28 points ago

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Manteca, bigotes, gigante, pequeño, la cabeza es nieve, cerveza es bueno!

[–]Degausser616 21 points22 points ago

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Buenos dias, me gusta papas frías, los bigotes de la cabra Es Cameron Diaz.

[–]BlueLink77 18 points19 points ago

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Yeah boi.

[–]Degausser616 17 points18 points ago

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It's 2009

[–]thieves_are_broken 2 points3 points ago

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so sad everyone else missed that reference. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXno3lhVGOM

[–]kilgore9096 11 points12 points ago

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Juan Y Pepe se lavan las manos.

[–]erodut[S] 17 points18 points ago

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Together? What were they doing?

[–]charming_asshole 22 points23 points ago

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More like like Juan on Juan, amirite?

[–]Coolstudlyguy 19 points20 points ago

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It takes Juan to know Juan.

[–]13osiris13 17 points18 points ago

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Gaystoners.com ? ಠ_ಠ

[–]heydeezy 10 points11 points ago

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the bald dude in the pic is gay in real life, and he's on the show weeds.

[–]13osiris13 6 points7 points ago

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Thanks for the clarification. I wasn't sure if it was for gay potheads, or for those who stone gay people.

[–]erodut[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I shared your confusion.

[–]erodut[S] 10 points11 points ago

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hahaha I hadn't noticed that. WTF?

[–]erodut[S] 48 points49 points ago

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LMFAO! Don't forget it's "jajajaja" though.

[–]TeachMhow 23 points24 points ago

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HAHAHAHA sounds like the noise one could make when holding something too hot to handle.
¿O debo escribir en Español?

[–]erodut[S] 21 points22 points ago

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Ha! Exactly. Tiene que ser con 'j' si no suena como cuando estás cogiendo.

[–]nahuDDN 28 points29 points ago

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In case you're not already there be sure to join us over at /r/mexico!

[–]erodut[S] 18 points19 points ago

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I lurk.

[–]Subbie138 14 points15 points ago

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Not anymore.

[–]erodut[S] 9 points10 points ago

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Where am I? How did this happen?

[–]Subbie138 6 points7 points ago*

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It's inevitable. Years of forums without registering then one day, THE thread and you have to post in. Register, post, and lurker status is revoked. It's always a sad day.

Edit: It's a gateway post that only leads to harder posting. NOT EVEN ONCE.

[–]akachela 53 points54 points ago

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I prefer this version: http://i.imgur.com/WPfhT.gif
(Not safe for epileptics)

[–]VHS_Player 62 points63 points ago

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Ay! Mis ojos!

[–]glegleglo 25 points26 points ago

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This is how I picture you

[–]throwawayaccounts3 12 points13 points ago

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1 question:

Why?

[–]captinmehe 9 points10 points ago

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Some men just want to watch the world burn...

[–]mitt-romney 4 points5 points ago

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Some men just want to USANDO LOS INTERNETS

[–]rockymountainoysters 8 points9 points ago

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NSFE

[–]BadKitty420 6 points7 points ago

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why would someone make such a horrible thing?

Edit: ¡Dios mío!

[–]Nate_Dogg31 2 points3 points ago

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Oh god, I was looking for that....my fucking eyes.....collapses on floor

[–]muad_dib 2 points3 points ago

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O_O

[–]20bDOTorg 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks for the seizure. WARNING You will get a seizure.

[–]Noahzer 8 points9 points ago

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I was always taught that the internet was called 'la red'. Pero ahora yo sé la verdad.

[–]Azumango 10 points11 points ago

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La Red(dit)

[–]erodut[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Pues, se ha convertido en una expresión idiomática más que nada.

[–]ss4mario 63 points64 points ago

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[–]vlovesf 42 points43 points ago

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This picture looks like several of my Tios(uncles).

[–]econometrician 77 points78 points ago

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As a Mexican, it's only appropriate that I say that this pictures looks like most of our Tios.

[–]vlovesf 133 points134 points ago

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Sadly, a couple Tias also. :(

[–]erodut[S] 37 points38 points ago

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Ha! Too true.... -__-

[–]BeastModeYouBeezy 34 points35 points ago

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awww pobresito

[–]Lecard 14 points15 points ago

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I hope your Tios are just like this

[–]dgomontemayor 2 points3 points ago

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they are.

[–]YOUR-UNCLE 4 points5 points ago

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Now that you mention it, I can see the resemblance.

[–]haikiba 7 points8 points ago

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I love the way that guy sounds in my head.

[–]erodut[S] 6 points7 points ago

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A buddy of mine looks just like him so every time I speak with him he has to give me a good ten minutes to stop laughing as I imagine this pic. Although, i guess every Mexican can say he/she has a friend who looks like him.

[–]Shamson 7 points8 points ago

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This picture reminded me of the incidents during halloween where people were offended by "Mexican" costumes, and some other ones, like "Indian" and such. Well, I work at wal-mart, and we had one such complaint. Management pulled off the costumes. After halloween some costumes were on clearance. I spotted one of the Mexican ones. Looked at it, then I noticed something. The label. "Made in Mexico." That's all I got.

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[deleted]

[–]erodut[S] 35 points36 points ago

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"Ha ha, I'm using the Internet."

[–]danieliable 80 points81 points ago*

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"Mexicans, doing the work Americans don't wanna do since 1847"

[–]xk45hm1rx 15 points16 points ago

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that reminds me, i need more lemon pledge

[–]Iggyhopper 4 points5 points ago

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Necesito mas lemon pledge.

[–]momox 7 points8 points ago

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Hilo Mexicano en reddit? A huevo! Represntando a Puebla.

[–]hydex 6 points7 points ago

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Monterrey, esperando instrucciones!

[–]dgomontemayor 8 points9 points ago

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/r/monterrey es un desierto como 9 personas

[–]CobraStallone 6 points7 points ago

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Tambien IRL.

[–]erodut[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Shihuahua Shihuahua!.

Ah, no. Es Chihuahua.

[–]cmv1 11 points12 points ago

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ME GUSTA

[–]CanadaEh97 8 points9 points ago

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No matter how many times I see that pic I burst out laughing.

[–]The_Mexorcist26 9 points10 points ago

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Mexican circlejerk, INITIATE!!!!!!!!

[–]doucheplayer 2 points3 points ago

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so taco

[–]tronn4 6 points7 points ago

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Need a mod to validate his mexicaness

[–]erodut[S] 13 points14 points ago

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lol how does one know that.

As we say: Tengo el pinche nopal en la frente.

[–]hydex 4 points5 points ago

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This guy ain't mexican! ...no maldices lo suficiente...

[–]erodut[S] 12 points13 points ago*

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Chinga tu madre, puto baboso! Mejor?

[–]Nibas 2 points3 points ago

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Que?

[–]ABHCOMEX 3 points4 points ago

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Sana Sana colita de Rana!

[–]antoniogarciaiii 3 points4 points ago

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Gentlemen, BEHOLD. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDVORKo8rYs

Chip Torres, singing about his job as a computer tech. It's actually kinda catchy. :D

[–]knofle 6 points7 points ago

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Judging by the picture, it seems like you just found out about the internet as well.

[–]erodut[S] 9 points10 points ago

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Nah, I just look really Mexican.

[–]BabylonDrifter 2 points3 points ago

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Fucking hilarious hombre.

[–]Boots2Asses 2 points3 points ago

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I have the same hat

[–]Neurogasm 2 points3 points ago

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Don't make fun of my face

[–]WarPhalange 2 points3 points ago

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That man looks really happy. Good for him.

[–]BTV 2 points3 points ago

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NO ESTAS SOLO VATO

[–]fnybny 2 points3 points ago

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Is that a joint in his ear?

[–]Brendancs0 2 points3 points ago

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wtf i dont know spanish

[–]Tjolo 2 points3 points ago

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A huevo!!

[–]LeonProfessional 2 points3 points ago

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I expected a REALLY lame mexi-version of this over-used meme, but I was pleasantly surprised.

Muy satisfecho.

[–]derptyherp 2 points3 points ago

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This is the best thing I have ever seen ever.

[–]thatmexicandood 2 points3 points ago

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totally.

[–]Johann_Seabass 2 points3 points ago

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I know that guy.

[–]munguua 2 points3 points ago

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pues no me siento así.. y estoy en México ahora mismo y soy mexicano.

[–]bobcat_08 2 points3 points ago

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I read that in an American accent, and I feel extremely white.

[–]db0255 2 points3 points ago

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Interneto*

[–]AlmightyMexican 2 points3 points ago

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You.... I like you.

[–]elredditorperron 7 points8 points ago

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Te entiendo compa! tambien porke casi nadie entiende memes :/

[–]erodut[S] 8 points9 points ago

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En serio. A cada rato sale cada pendejada y cuando les enseño algo asi se me quedan viendo como si estubiera loco.

[–]7Snakes 7 points8 points ago

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Tal vez todos estamos un poco loco, no?

[–]lolathedog 7 points8 points ago

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Spanish grammar policía here: "estuViera".

[–]Salva_Veritate 2 points3 points ago

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The Ha! Ha! guy hasn't been funny for years and I've seen this photo without the text before, but combining the two is perfect.

[–]DoctorYuyi 3 points4 points ago

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Any Mexican would know that in Spanish, it is "JAJA!" not "HAHA!" because the "H" is silent.

I think you're just a guy in the U.S. who knows Spanish/Google Translate.

[–]Fideon 4 points5 points ago

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I´m Mexican. I don´t get it. Greetings from Monterrey, Nuevo León, México

[–]erodut[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Es como este wei.

[–]Mr_Titicaca 6 points7 points ago

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This is how I imagine all Mexican redditors-Yep

[–]roachman253 1 point2 points ago

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¿Que es eso? ¡pan con queso! (I'm also Mexican)

[–]BattleChoad 1 point2 points ago

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OLE FRIJOLE!

[–]IronUniverse 1 point2 points ago

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esta con madre to post. :)

[–]yeeliberto 1 point2 points ago

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Sometimes I do not know if I read something in Spanish or English on reddit.

[–]masterbard1 1 point2 points ago

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same here but my hat says Colombia. :P

[–]danieliable 1 point2 points ago

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You can also go to r/mexico and feel normal.

[–]dingomart 1 point2 points ago

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Aye te miro en el Facebook!

[–]nermid 1 point2 points ago

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This was the first picture I downloaded from 4chan. It was so goddamn hilarious that I decided to give the site a real chance.

Thankfully, I didn't go to /b/ for that chance. I went to /co/, and eventually /tg/. Boards with souls.

[–]brokenyard 1 point2 points ago

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Si, mi amiga, la chica bonita y gordita.

[–]computadora88 1 point2 points ago

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No eres el unico compa, como andamos?

[–]clouds31 1 point2 points ago

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Me gusta pollo en mis pantalones guey!

[–]SolidDexter 1 point2 points ago

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I am flattered to have inspired this post. Also, that was quite hilarious despite me not knowing exactly what it said.

[–]orangegluon 1 point2 points ago

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Interesting point for the public body of knowledge:

In Spanish, in my parts of the world, the word for "the internet" is "la Red." Remember that, redditors.

[–]Darkshiara 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason I feel like this should says "Interneto" vs "Internet"... I'm so going to hell.

[–]ArrozConLeche36 1 point2 points ago

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MEXICAN UNITE. and other such things.

[–]kfreeman151 1 point2 points ago

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This became 1000x funnier when I looked up what usando means

[–]R7Response 1 point2 points ago

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As a Canadian. I'm confused about half this thread

[–]fiswiget 1 point2 points ago

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Ramirez! What in the sam hell is this mexican saying?

[–]ateoazteca 1 point2 points ago

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Mexicano aquí. Solo saludando.

[–]ipompa 1 point2 points ago

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TE LLENASTE DE KARMA CABRÓN !!

[–]corinroyal 1 point2 points ago

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I was just getting drunk with my friends after a ska band rehearsal and a nice fermented pasta marinera with guero chiles on some lovely "la tarea" tequila, when I mentioned that I thought now was a historical moment for Mexicans where for the first time in history a reasonable percentage of youths have access not just to each other, but to the ideas of the world. While down here, we're used to a completely broken system that serves the 1% and no one else, suddenly we have the capacity to study, critique, and organize. In that order. Who knows what's possible now? I'll just leave this here.

[–]coraleaterlinda 1 point2 points ago

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I'm hispanic! Does that count for anything?

[–]IncorrectTranslation 1 point2 points ago

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English: "HA! HA! MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!!1!!"

[–]yeah_im_serious 1 point2 points ago

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dos y dos son cuatro, cuatro y dos son seis, seis y dos son ocho y ocho diesiseis

[–]carmangoo 1 point2 points ago

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VIVA MEXICO CABRONES

[–]Malkovichthespy 1 point2 points ago

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Growing up, I always loved how hilarious little shitheads thought it was to tell me "oh, you think you are special, cause you're JUAN in a million, jajaja". Eventuality i started telling them " Chinga Su madre, bastardo" with a kick to the shin. Ain't school fun...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Im a mexican and you don't see me whoring karma

[–]ikfotsur 1 point2 points ago

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Estoy usando el internet!!1!!uno

FTFY

[–]King16Loco 1 point2 points ago

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