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[–]IAmALobster[Weasley Garden Gnome] 31 points32 points ago

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Am I the only one who cringes when I imagine Dumbledore saying "OMG"?

[–]Specken_zee_Doitch 27 points28 points ago

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Nah, Dumbledore being a bit 'valley gurl' is pretty hilarious in my brain.

[–]LeMeowman 22 points23 points ago

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As Dumbledore said to Snape: "OMG are you like, for real killing me right now?"

[–]Albus_PWB_Dumbledore 2 points3 points ago

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OMG, I can say what I want.

[–]kivakiMermish Translator 8 points9 points ago

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Malfoy's face is priceless, this is one of my favorites. <8O

[–]Matt416 19 points20 points ago

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If you died of laughter, are you sending this from beyond the grave?

[–]happymouse[S] 38 points39 points ago

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oh you know, ghost stuff

[–]Specken_zee_Doitch 7 points8 points ago

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Unfinished business, need to cash-in the karma.

[–]Matt416 2 points3 points ago

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Indeed. I do know this stuff you mention.

[–]SenatorVreenak 1 point2 points ago

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Sperg alert!

[–]DoktorLuciferWong 3 points4 points ago

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actually, I'm a necromancer, and I resurrected him for the sole purpose of having him karma whore

[–]Matt416 0 points1 point ago

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Well that makes sense.

[–]ElMangosto 60 points61 points ago

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I died laughing when it was on r/harrypotter in December.

[–]batgirl289[She Who Must Not Be Named] 40 points41 points ago

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Subtle.

(I happen to laugh every time it's reposted)

[–]VGChampion 4 points5 points ago

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Well, with people dead from laughing too much we'll have less sucky posts and more content rich posts. I hope.

[–]MrKimimaru 14 points15 points ago

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I think you meant stumbledored ;D

[–]kivakiMermish Translator 5 points6 points ago

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ahahahahaha!! I am tickled.

[–]snoosh00Kappa kappa kappa fraternity 1 point2 points ago

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if you died, how did you post this??? o_O

[–]Cate228 3 points4 points ago

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I have seen this so many times, but every time it's up, i still laugh like crazy.

[–]andrew673Only I can live forever. 2 points3 points ago

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This is the funniest thing I have seen on reddit all day. I wish I could toss out a hundred up votes.

[–]marchmello 0 points1 point ago

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I lolzed too. First time seeing it :)

[–]Vespasianus 0 points1 point ago

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The last frame makes it look like he's saying all of this through a yawn.

[–]darklooshkinFor Science and cookies 0 points1 point ago

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"TROLL! TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!"

"But Severus is sitting right there..."

[–]i_ANAL 0 points1 point ago

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ah you mean you stdumbled across this?

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[–]ElMangosto 1 point2 points ago

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("There's a "dumble" in his spelling.)

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[–]ElMangosto 1 point2 points ago

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I felt sorry for your downvotes, but that was an annoying response.

[–]i_ANAL 0 points1 point ago

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haha yeah it sounded funnier in my head :) i get enough downvotes not to worry about them :')

[–]SpyderSnake[Ouroboros] -2 points-1 points ago

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Is English not your first language? Stumble upon is a pretty common phrase.

[–]DoctorMeninxScientific wizard-extraordinaire -3 points-2 points ago

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Thus, began the /r/harrypotter Dumbledore conspiracies.

[–]darklooshkinFor Science and cookies 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, come on. The dude started them himself.

[–]DoctorMeninxScientific wizard-extraordinaire 1 point2 points ago

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Hahaha good point.

[–]parteggplant -1 points0 points ago

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I dunno why, but I picture Snape saying lolz in the background.