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[–]Communistowl 17 points18 points ago

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Replace this with Liam Nesson and the we will talk.

[–]The_Noah 3 points4 points ago

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Liam Nesson would be telling her she has seven days. Checkmate Norris.

[–]andrewsmith1986 20 points21 points ago

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Fuck chuck norris.

He is a racist fuck.

[–]GuitarFreak027 8 points9 points ago

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Chuck Norris is an asshole.

[–]silkforcalde 7 points8 points ago

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A Chuck Norris joke? 2004 called, it wants its joke back.

[–]meisenmann23 0 points1 point ago

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That's weird, because 2004 explicitly told me we should keep the fucking Chuck Norris jokes.

[–]verveinloveland 2 points3 points ago

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then chuck norris said, me and my wife would like to exercise you, then teach you about Jesus in school

[–]pineapple2048 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit, it is 2012 and a Chuck Norris joke made the front page. God DAMN.

[–]mitt-romney 0 points1 point ago

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This is not 2004. I will accept Chuck Norris jokes if I am allowed to say B'YAAAAAAH again.

[–]000130413 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Hemse 0 points1 point ago

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HAHA! I GET IT! It's because the Chuck Norris meme is ALREADY DEAD!

[–]typtyphus -3 points-2 points ago*

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Chuck Norris tried to touch MC Hammer, got burned.