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[–]madhatter90 15 points16 points ago

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This is my favourite Russell Howard stand up, about gay men on a plane being arrested: "Stop doing that! It's not natural!" "YOU'RE FLYING"

[–]Disinformasiya 7 points8 points ago

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Came here to mention this.

"I can get you put in prison!"

"What, with men? Think it through."

[–]cyberzoo 8 points9 points ago

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Numbers 22:27-30... Donkeys can talk, apparently.

[–]newtonzero 6 points7 points ago

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I guess that explains Ezekiel 23:20.

[–]cyberzoo 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, makes sense.

[–]andropogon09 1 point2 points ago

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Also stones

[–]cyberzoo 1 point2 points ago

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Well, I can remember right now wich ones, but in psalms, every star, every constellation, and so on, have the ability to sing, praise, etc, to the lord.... Makes perfect sense!!!! I will start recording the songs from the stars and sell them! I know this is figurative, but.... I almost had a stroke when somebody, in an argument, told that this was complete real, and inanimate things sang songs to god. I didn't know if start to laughing until pass out, turn back and leave, or rip out his spine.

[–]fredtothedurst 5 points6 points ago

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Apparently you don't speak parseltongue.

[–]TrustiestMuffin 1 point2 points ago

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I had that revelation last night. The only logical conclusion is that Voldemort is a descendent of Eve.

[–]Read_all_the_threads 2 points3 points ago

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Cristians are slytheren? Mother of god...i gusse that makes us ravenclaw!!!11

[–]ReverseLabotomy 1 point2 points ago

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Well, isn't everyone?

*Technically incorrect due to early Canaanite mythology

[–]Agromania 1 point2 points ago

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The worst kind of incorrect

[–]hercs95 2 points3 points ago

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Guys if I made a thick ass book stating everything I believe and preach to people out of it, could I start a religion?

[–]ChalgakillerBG 1 point2 points ago

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Yes.

[–]PinballWizrd 2 points3 points ago

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Of course it makes sense, the bible says so.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Their logic circuits are broken. Attack the shame circuits, those still work.

[–]singul4r1ty 1 point2 points ago

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Gotta love Russell Howard. He's a shit occasionally, but makes some good points. Whilst being very funny.

[–]jimminybillybob123 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen this picture and love it. Does anyone have the video for it?

[–]justguessmyusername 1 point2 points ago

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This is why I love Tosh.o!

[–]jolieRules 1 point2 points ago

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To be fair, I don't think the bible even specifically mentions a snake, it was just represented that way in paintings.

[–]WitAdmistFolly 0 points1 point ago

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it is generally translated as a serpent, so it isn't a misrepresentation really. [1]

[–]Eklitias 1 point2 points ago

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As far as I remember there is also a talking bush. It was burning though. And therefore I'm pretty sure my guess about its species is correct...

[–]PeFoHe 1 point2 points ago

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The snake actually went to hell too.

[–]BBrown7 2 points3 points ago

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[–]GasDoves 0 points1 point ago

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I get the joke, but where does the bible teach that gays aren't natural?

[–]OirishM 0 points1 point ago

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But but analogy! Metaphor! CONTEXT?!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's a good duck face he's making.

[–]Twad_feu 0 points1 point ago

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Unicorns and dragons too

[–]VicariousWolf 0 points1 point ago

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The bible doesn't say ANYTHING about homosexuality. The word is NEVER used anywhere except in some new versions where there's been mistranslation. Jus sayin.

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[–]VicariousWolf 0 points1 point ago*

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I do not see the word homosexual anywhere in there. You obviously don't know that this was talking about prostitution, not homosexuality.

EDIT: Really you fags? You're downvoting? SHOW ME WHER THE WORD HOMOSEXUAL IS USED.

[–]Spectro87 0 points1 point ago

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You think it has to specifically use the word homosexual to count? It's completely obvious to anyone that reads the passage that it condemns homosexuality.

[–]VicariousWolf 0 points1 point ago

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If you took a theological history class you would know that earlier forms of that verse were talking about prostitution among males, and not homosexuality.

[–]SnakeMan448 0 points1 point ago

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Russell Howard is my favorite comedian, but he can get annoying when he gets his soapbox out.

[–]alexkehr 0 points1 point ago

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Zach Anner look-a-like. Fo sho.

[–]IranRPCV -1 points0 points ago

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What part of "love your neighbor" didn't you understand?

[–]Ragnalypse -5 points-4 points ago

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Dumbass...

If you want the fundies to think unnatural things aren't necessarily bad, why would you bring up what they think of as SATAN as being unnatural?

Disturbing how pro gay-rights arguments are rarely stronger than fundamental ones, even if they have such a logical high-ground.

[–]Taurox -2 points-1 points ago

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That guy is so gay.

[–]contextual_entity 2 points3 points ago

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Actually, he isn't.

[–]Taurox 0 points1 point ago

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Ya he totally isn't gay ;)