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Bible vs gays, Found this and i thought i should share (imgur.com)
submitted 6 months ago by youguysarefaget
[–]madhatter90 15 points16 points17 points 6 months ago
This is my favourite Russell Howard stand up, about gay men on a plane being arrested: "Stop doing that! It's not natural!" "YOU'RE FLYING"
[–]Disinformasiya 7 points8 points9 points 6 months ago
Came here to mention this.
"I can get you put in prison!"
"What, with men? Think it through."
[–]cyberzoo 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
Numbers 22:27-30... Donkeys can talk, apparently.
[–]newtonzero 6 points7 points8 points 6 months ago
I guess that explains Ezekiel 23:20.
[–]cyberzoo 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Yeah, makes sense.
[–]andropogon09 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Also stones
[–]cyberzoo 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Well, I can remember right now wich ones, but in psalms, every star, every constellation, and so on, have the ability to sing, praise, etc, to the lord.... Makes perfect sense!!!! I will start recording the songs from the stars and sell them! I know this is figurative, but.... I almost had a stroke when somebody, in an argument, told that this was complete real, and inanimate things sang songs to god. I didn't know if start to laughing until pass out, turn back and leave, or rip out his spine.
[–]fredtothedurst 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
Apparently you don't speak parseltongue.
[–]TrustiestMuffin 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
I had that revelation last night. The only logical conclusion is that Voldemort is a descendent of Eve.
[–]Read_all_the_threads 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Cristians are slytheren? Mother of god...i gusse that makes us ravenclaw!!!11
[–]ReverseLabotomy 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Well, isn't everyone?
*Technically incorrect due to early Canaanite mythology
[–]Agromania 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
The worst kind of incorrect
[–]hercs95 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Guys if I made a thick ass book stating everything I believe and preach to people out of it, could I start a religion?
[–]ChalgakillerBG 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Yes.
[–]PinballWizrd 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Of course it makes sense, the bible says so.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Their logic circuits are broken. Attack the shame circuits, those still work.
[–]singul4r1ty 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Gotta love Russell Howard. He's a shit occasionally, but makes some good points. Whilst being very funny.
[–]jimminybillybob123 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
I've seen this picture and love it. Does anyone have the video for it?
[–]justguessmyusername 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
This is why I love Tosh.o!
[–]jolieRules 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
To be fair, I don't think the bible even specifically mentions a snake, it was just represented that way in paintings.
[–]WitAdmistFolly 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
it is generally translated as a serpent, so it isn't a misrepresentation really. [1]
[–]Eklitias 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
As far as I remember there is also a talking bush. It was burning though. And therefore I'm pretty sure my guess about its species is correct...
[–]PeFoHe 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
The snake actually went to hell too.
[–]BBrown7 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Repost. And I posted it. http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/n5rpm/talking_snakes_are_normal/
[–]GasDoves 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
I get the joke, but where does the bible teach that gays aren't natural?
[–]OirishM 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
But but analogy! Metaphor! CONTEXT?!
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
That's a good duck face he's making.
[–]Twad_feu 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Unicorns and dragons too
[–]VicariousWolf 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
The bible doesn't say ANYTHING about homosexuality. The word is NEVER used anywhere except in some new versions where there's been mistranslation. Jus sayin.
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[–]VicariousWolf 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago*
I do not see the word homosexual anywhere in there. You obviously don't know that this was talking about prostitution, not homosexuality.
EDIT: Really you fags? You're downvoting? SHOW ME WHER THE WORD HOMOSEXUAL IS USED.
[–]Spectro87 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
You think it has to specifically use the word homosexual to count? It's completely obvious to anyone that reads the passage that it condemns homosexuality.
If you took a theological history class you would know that earlier forms of that verse were talking about prostitution among males, and not homosexuality.
[–]SnakeMan448 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Russell Howard is my favorite comedian, but he can get annoying when he gets his soapbox out.
[–]alexkehr 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Zach Anner look-a-like. Fo sho.
[–]IranRPCV -1 points0 points1 point 6 months ago
What part of "love your neighbor" didn't you understand?
[–]Ragnalypse -5 points-4 points-3 points 6 months ago
Dumbass...
If you want the fundies to think unnatural things aren't necessarily bad, why would you bring up what they think of as SATAN as being unnatural?
Disturbing how pro gay-rights arguments are rarely stronger than fundamental ones, even if they have such a logical high-ground.
[–]Taurox -2 points-1 points0 points 6 months ago
That guy is so gay.
[–]contextual_entity 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Actually, he isn't.
[–]Taurox 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Ya he totally isn't gay ;)
[–]P3TERS -9 points-8 points-7 points 6 months ago
who wants their cock drenched in faggot shit?
[–]Nickelback_sucks -1 points0 points1 point 6 months ago
Nickelback fans do
[–]iluvejesus19 -12 points-11 points-10 points 6 months ago
horrible argument. this is why atheism fails.
[–]Scyntist 7 points8 points9 points 6 months ago
Did you honestly really expect this to be a serious argument? This is merely a joke in pointing out the hypocrisy of Christian's when they say "gay is unnatural" when they seemingly have no problem with other unnatural things (e.g. The talking snake). It's rather funny, actually. It exposes how Christians, who use that argument, are heavily delusioned with selective, biased thinking.
you believe you exploded out of nothing then magically evolved from a monkey, but a talking snake is just ridiculous, right?
[–]Ushankaclock 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
0/10 bad attempt try harder
[–]iluvejesus19 -3 points-2 points-1 points 6 months ago
....what?
[–]Spectro87 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
you're bad at trolling
[–]iluvejesus19 -1 points0 points1 point 6 months ago
im not completely sure what trolling is. sorry if i "offended" you because i pointed out how stupid your beliefs are
[–]SomeguyUK 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
Nobody thinks that.Read a book.
[–]Scyntist 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
Haha, read a damn science book. If you honestly believe that's what the Big Bang and Evolution describe, then it's no wonder why you believe in pathetic fairy tales that come from a collection of Bronze Age text.
Unless if you're trolling, and if that's the case, then try harder.
[–]Miniced 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
We actually don't believe such things. - The big bang was not an explosion. - It didn't come from nothing, far from that. - The monkey is not our ancestor, but our cousin from a common earlier species.
Stop putting words into our mouth and get your facts straight.
[–]Awsome_RainbowDash 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Went to your account and downvoted everything you have ever posted.
bitch
Very well done comeback, I'm impressed.
once i figure out how to downvote your posts, you'll be sorry you fuked with me.
You don't know had to downvote posts? And you call other people morons?
stop bullying me
You are now experiencing what you cause to other people when you try to push their beliefs. Just let people believe what they want to.
[–]Awsome_RainbowDash 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
I just looked at your other posts. You think you can go around calling atheists dumbfucks and then call everyone fucking ugly. Also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution and all you have is a book to support your theory. I have overwhelming evidence for evolution and the big bang. I mean really.
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