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[–]_GORDONN_ 265 points266 points ago

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I got un-friend zoned once... yeah, we stopped being friends

[–]jasuess 27 points28 points ago

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Eventually "un-friend zoned" after what I guess you could call 3-4 years (it was a questionable friend zone)... Now married for almost 2 years and a kid due in May...

[–]Steaksauce 26 points27 points ago

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So you had sex once! Congrats!

[–]marnargulus 4 points5 points ago

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No, he ordered a kid. They have a long hold over in customs because they are live creatures.

[–]Thor4269 30 points31 points ago

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ive done it 3 times... fuck that friendzone shit

[–]Blazingcrono 10 points11 points ago

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I hear you man. She was literally everything I wanted in a girl...

She literally told me I was going to be her maid of honor at her wedding; and now, we don't even speak to each other :'(

[–]Roton7 31 points32 points ago

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She literally told me I was going to be her maid of honor

Wait what?

[–]clumsymechanic 20 points21 points ago

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literally

[–]navenager 13 points14 points ago

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he's serious

[–]warfrogs 5 points6 points ago

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She's*?

[–]doenietzomoeilijk 2 points3 points ago

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[–]navenager 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think it would be an issue if a "she" was asked to be a maid of honor. That stuff happens all the time. Literally.

[–]Lintheru 3 points4 points ago

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No .. this time its figuratively.

[–]warfrogs 1 point2 points ago

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Lesbians and bisexuals happen man.

[–]jasuess 7 points8 points ago

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Ultimate Friendzone?

Disclaimer: Never saw it...

[–]Celdurant 2 points3 points ago

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Nope. It's Patrick Dempsey, he always gets the girl.

[–]DelphicLike 1 point2 points ago

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*Except in Transformers

[–]Concussi0n 1 point2 points ago

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Literally? MOTHER OF GOD.

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[–]Sasmo 24 points25 points ago

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Wat

[–]f0xpuppy 18 points19 points ago

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He-she said: Best ending ever. Imagine talking about how you met only to bring out that she kept you are a for 6 years..

[–]monstereddit 6 points7 points ago

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I think you accidentally a word

[–]galipso 7 points8 points ago

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wait.. what? we still don't understand..

[–]roy1990 11 points12 points ago

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He-she said: Best ending ever. Imagine talking about how you met only to bring out that she kept you are a for 6 years..

[–]galipso 3 points4 points ago

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how do you, keep someone are a, exactly?

[–]glegleglo 1 point2 points ago*

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Captain Constipation said what

[–]Slime0 1 point2 points ago

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"are a" = "around?"

[–]ltntk421 56 points57 points ago

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I said a bang, bang, bangaty bang.

[–]RubyStevens 9 points10 points ago

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[–]ltntk421 2 points3 points ago

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That would be exactly what I'm singing.

[–]DarenDark 2 points3 points ago

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You know, after all this time, Im surprised this has never been shortened to take out the intro :P

[–]btos44 2 points3 points ago

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[–]cjojojo 2 points3 points ago

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damn it! you took the words right from my fingertips!

[–]webby_mc_webberson 70 points71 points ago

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Every time I see that little guy I am happily reminded of this: nsfw

[–]sleeplessone 52 points53 points ago

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I'm sorry....

what were talking about again?

[–]fandom 10 points11 points ago

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what the fuck is she doing with her mouth?

[–]VillainTricks 17 points18 points ago

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Prepping.

[–]phatboi 10 points11 points ago

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how much teeth do you like?

[–]VillainTricks 1 point2 points ago

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Or it was a hair in her mouth.

[–]funkbitch 3 points4 points ago

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Chewing gum.

[–]phatboi 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks. I can never see that gif too many times

[–]broALLOVAyaFACE 1 point2 points ago

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I would rip elmo's face apart to get to those!

[–]webby_mc_webberson 1 point2 points ago

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Those tits are ripping elmo's face apart to get out. I'd love to see them!

[–]beefmongerer -4 points-3 points ago

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Am I the only one who hates Katy Perry around here?

[–]RushKah 62 points63 points ago

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You can hate Katy Perry but you CANNOT hate boobs. This is fact.

[–]fluffykittie 2 points3 points ago

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she sucks as a singer.. but those jugs!

[–]Lordoftheunderpants 30 points31 points ago

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You fucked a puppet?

[–]dontmutemeplz 16 points17 points ago

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it's not fucking okay to talk about puppets like that. Are you an anti-puppitist?

[–]waldoRDRS 4 points5 points ago

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Are you against inter-fabric relationships? I thought that was a sentiment felt only in the past.

[–]speedy_fish 8 points9 points ago

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Of course not, Americans are afraid of anyone who is muslin

[–]waldoRDRS 5 points6 points ago

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Wool I'll be darned.

[–]Linton58 2 points3 points ago

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Okay, somebody HAS to be pulling the strings with these pun threads.

[–]leon_zero 3 points4 points ago

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Sew true.

[–]waldoRDRS 1 point2 points ago

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Is it too late to say these puns have me in stitches?

[–]kelpee 6 points7 points ago

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I am going to work "anti-puppitist" into a sentence at work tomorrow. Thanks for the coke out the nose..

[–]mumblethesilent[S] 1 point2 points ago

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coke: you're doing it wrong

[–]X701XSPOON 1 point2 points ago

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[–]X701XSPOON 1 point2 points ago

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[–]VVarlord 48 points49 points ago

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9/10 when a guy takes a girl out of the friend zone it's just for sex, fyi

[–]coleosis1414 11 points12 points ago

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I've done it... But I was honest about it.

"Hey, let's just have sex. That would probably be fun."

"K."

[–]Antrikshy 1 point2 points ago

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So it's that easy?

[–]BluShine 3 points4 points ago

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  1. Be attractive.
  2. Ask for sex.
  3. Sex.
  4. ???
  5. PROFIT!!!!

[–]jotch 2 points3 points ago

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Apply lots of shots of your favorite booze and skip step #1.

[–]coleosis1414 1 point2 points ago

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Well, you'd have to know her personality. She's chill as fuck. We no longer are physically involved, but she's still one of my best friends.

[–]SupSupportSona 9 points10 points ago

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Dodge ball always applies to these situations. If your friend hasn't picked you for 6 years straight and finally does, he either A. Doesn't give a shit about winning anymore or B. You went rocky montage to get hot.

I hope you were B.

[–]mumblethesilent[S] 189 points190 points ago

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im totally a chick btw.... if that puts things into perspective

[–]Eisnel 347 points348 points ago

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This is Reddit. That changes everything.

[–]_newtothis 134 points135 points ago

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Well this was a let down, i'm going to go now. Good for OP or whatever...

[–]Scarbane 31 points32 points ago

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Let's go participate in recreational activities to distract ourselves from our depressing loneliness.

[–]Heelincal 27 points28 points ago

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Before clicking link - tons of hope

Now - none.

[–]theghostofme 54 points55 points ago

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Wait, a chick had a difficult time getting laid?

[–]CitizenPremier 63 points64 points ago

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By one particular person.

[–]theghostofme 18 points19 points ago

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Who is this Casanova that just goes, "Pssh. I'm not wasting my time on you?"

[–]ImNakedHowBoutYou 36 points37 points ago

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Maybe she's ugly, and he's attractive, rich, and not unattractive.

[–]triscuit540 1 point2 points ago

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THANK YOU

[–]Thor4269 38 points39 points ago

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...."DTF?" might have worked... maybe not

[–]fauxtoe 48 points49 points ago

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she's probably already on facebook, duh.

[–]tomaidoh 13 points14 points ago

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Who isn't DTF these days?

[–]Uncoolio 8 points9 points ago

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Every girl I liked in school was DTF - Definitely Thinking Friendzone.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Smush.

[–]phrygian3 25 points26 points ago

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same thing happened to me after 4 years. i am patient. he takes it to the next level. we sleep together twice. he freaks out. we no longer speak. best of luck to you though...

[–]B2k3 7 points8 points ago

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For a second I thought you were speaking about me. Then I realized that there is no way my ex uses Reddit...
Thanks for the mini heart attack.

[–]skulloflugosi 15 points16 points ago

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This is what I think of every time redditors claim it's mostly guys here. I'm a girl too but people just assume I'm a dude when I post. It's not like we list our genders, there are a lot more female redditers than you'd think.

[–]nermid 1 point2 points ago

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Bullshit. The skull of an underrated horror film actor doesn't have a gender independent of the actor! You're genderless.

Also, some of us just don't give a shit what gender the people we're talking to are.

[–]mightyenano 13 points14 points ago

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Hey, a friendzone is a friendzone and you deserve a brofive for getting out. Be warned though, in my mind you'll still look like NPH.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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It took me longer than I'd like to admit to realize that it wasn't Elmo that got out of NPH's friendzone.

[–]NovaDeez 2 points3 points ago

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So did getting out of the friend zone involve you realizing you can just offer to blow him?

[–]space_monster 1 point2 points ago

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go on...

[–]Shoobedowop 5 points6 points ago

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proof

[–]FlyByPC 31 points32 points ago

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[PROOF]

[–]Shoobedowop 12 points13 points ago

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thanks!

[–]scottg96 5 points6 points ago

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You're welcome.

[–]Awful_Grammar_Nazi 30 points31 points ago

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I think you meant "your"..

[–]MinorSpellingMisteak 13 points14 points ago

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Me and you. We team up. Their will be no escape.

[–]triscuit540 1 point2 points ago

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Ow that hurt

[–]yep45 5 points6 points ago

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a GIRL got friendzoned by a GUY??

[–]triscuit540 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah it happens all the time..

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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If you're ugly.

Someone had to say it.

[–]I3ombastic 12 points13 points ago

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Funny part is that's pretty much exactly why guys get friendzoned too...

[–]fench 1 point2 points ago

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In a small forgotten corner of reddit was where the friendzones mystery was finally laid bare

[–]vegasdoesvegas 1 point2 points ago

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Hope things work out for you! I wouldn't think too hard about most of the comments in here. The phrase "friend zone" brings up a PTSD feeling in many redditors, and puts them in a sour mood.

[–]dCLCp 1 point2 points ago

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Cute one too: http://www.reddit.com/tb/nje00http://www.reddit.com/tb/nje00

Sorry if that is creepy me looking that up. Congratulations.

[–]First_Class_Russian 1 point2 points ago

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I,(a guy), think I have, unintentionally, friend-zoned a girl I really like; As a girl, how did you act around the person who friend-zoned you,( talking more/less, trying less?).

[–]AskingSirReddit 1 point2 points ago

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nvm it doesn't even count then.

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[–]Humanstein 21 points22 points ago

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Hope in these situations is stupid. Just find someone else. They're either interested in you or they're not. The friendzone doesn't exist, it's just girls who don't like you and you're scapegoating it. The biggest favor you'll ever do yourself is moving on.

Edit: I'm sorry if that sounded harsh. Legitimately trying to be helpful.

[–]cubemstr 14 points15 points ago*

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I think your opinion is based on the propagation of an incorrect definition of the friend zone. See, a lot of people have started using the term anytime any girl rejects them but wants to be friends. That's not friendzoning, that's being rejected.

Being friendzoned is when she finds you attractive, and could totally date you, but chooses not to because she doesn't want to risk losing the relationship you have. I've had this happen to me. She was obviously attracted to me, and I was facing 1st and goal at the 5 yard line. It seemed inevitable.

Then suddenly, she decided I was too good of a friend, and she didn't date friends. Ironically, this change of viewpoint ended our friendship as well.

Edit: What the fuck guys? I'm getting seriously tired of downvotes for speaking against the hive mind. If you don't like what I said, use your words like an adult so we can have a discussion about it.

[–]Humanstein 9 points10 points ago

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That's an understandable situation but (seemingly) all of reddit has been going on over being "friendzoned" because "they're such nice guys", when in fact they just haven't made a move, or if they have, been rejected.

So many people emotionally investing themselves in situations without a winning outcome, and it's unhealthy. There's a point where one has to just move on, but I hadn't really considered that situation, so thank you.

[–]cubemstr -1 points0 points ago

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I think reddit as a whole as started judging everyone who complains about being single all the same: it's their own fault because of high standards, lack of social skills, being unattractive, not being aggressive or being misogynist. I mean, yeah, sometimes (or even often) that is a fair assessment. But it seems like reddit has just decided to jump on their high horse and cast judgement on all single men.

Whatever happened to making objective assessments? If a guy mentions being friendzoned, he needs to then defend his statement by a horror story, lest the great condescending hive mind rain insults and downvotes upon him.

I mean, when did this happen? I remember just a few years ago, the friendzone was considered a bad place that you want to avoid, and you had sympathy if somebody got put there (if it happened all the time and it was their own fault and they refused to change, then yeah, you give 'em a kick in the ass, but it wasn't assumed).

Now it's like, any story where the guy doesn't end up with the girl, it's automatically his fault for any or all of the above mentioned reasons. It just makes me sad is all. /end rambling incoherent response.

[–]Humanstein 2 points3 points ago

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They don't. Otherwise shit loads of friendzone posts wouldn't end up on the front page.

But the backlash started when all the posts started popping up. Friendzone Johnny, I believe.

[–]triscuit540 1 point2 points ago

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In case you didn't notice OP is a girl

[–]wrasslefrassle 0 points1 point ago

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I released my current boyfriend from the friendzone after 6 years. It does work sometimes.

[–]space_monster 1 point2 points ago

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why did you friendzone him in the first place, if you don't mind me asking? was it to preserve a friendship, or was it because you didn't fancy him at the time but then suddenly (6 years later) realised you actually did? or was it something he did to change your perspective of him? or none of the above?

[–]andrewsmith1986 30 points31 points ago

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Please don't tell me that you have been waiting around for 6 years.

[–]mumblethesilent[S] 23 points24 points ago

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no... just been bros... then one punk show and a few pbrs and BAM! never saw it coming....

[–]danzilla007 33 points34 points ago

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bros

...oh

[–]GLaszlo 35 points36 points ago

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pbrs

...oh

[–]Eisnel 23 points24 points ago

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coming

...oh my!

[–]TheoQ99 27 points28 points ago

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BAM!

oh yeah!

[–]Linton58 3 points4 points ago

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it

GASP!

[–]KevinMcCallister 1 point2 points ago

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BAM! average size friend zone

[–]Samuel_Gompers 7 points8 points ago

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Can I ask what the hell people have against PBR? It's almost as cheap as Keystone, tastes better, and is union made to boot (which certainly beats the Coors family). My grandpa started drinking it after Rhinegold and Ballantine went under (though I understand those brands are back now).

[–]shit_reddit_says 9 points10 points ago

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It tastes like yak piss. That's why people hate it.

[–]AJRiddle 1 point2 points ago

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Shit I never even thought about beermaking unions? Does budweiser have unions making its beer?

[–]Samuel_Gompers 1 point2 points ago

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Budweiser does for the most part. The biggest, most popular American brewery that is conspicuously anti-union is Coors. The Coors family has funded right wing causes for decades and famously broke the union at one of their breweries during an intense strike.

[–]krispwnsu 5 points6 points ago

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then one punk show and a few pbrs and BAM! never saw it coming

one of these things doesn't belong here.

[–]freeform 3 points4 points ago

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Good luck with that. After 6 long years, you'll probably need it.

[–]Porkfish 3 points4 points ago

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A guy and a girl are never really "bros". There is always some (however slight) sexual interest.

[–]BurntFlower 1 point2 points ago

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Not true.

[–]ishouldbworking 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, this.

[–]MakeYouHamble 5 points6 points ago*

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I got out of the friend zone with a girl I'd known for two and a half years. 6 days later, we had a threesome with my ex.

It was a pretty fantastic week.

EDIT: The two of them are best friends.

[–]krinklekut 16 points17 points ago

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6 years? Dude, if she made you wait that long, something is wrong.

[–]VLDT 28 points29 points ago

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OP says she's a girl, your statement stands though.

[–]VLDT 12 points13 points ago

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Have a good six months or so before you fuck it up by doing whatever you were doing to keep yourself in the friendzone for six years.

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[–]csorfab 4 points5 points ago

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"friend with benefits" is a completely accepted and widespread phrase... how on earth did you think this would make a good joke?

[–]benzoidperoxide 10 points11 points ago

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There may be hope for all of us.

[–]Craxus 26 points27 points ago

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Nope.

[–]picodroid 4 points5 points ago

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It happens. Not often. Perseverance, persuasion, and implied pleasure is what it takes. These three P's will get your P in her V.

[–]towmeaway 6 points7 points ago

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Huh, I thought it was confidence, charisma and alcohol WAIT, I MEAN TIMING.

[–]skeeter_valentine 2 points3 points ago

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I clicked on this gif while listening to this. Worked perfectly.

[–]Helixdaunting 2 points3 points ago

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6 years? Bish bosh! Pshaw! I was in the FZ for 16 years. We're getting married next week. (Quite a while) After we drunkenly hooked up I got down on one knee in the mosh pit while Iggy and the Stooges played Now I Wanna Be Your Dog.

[–]mumblethesilent[S] 1 point2 points ago

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that's the most romantic thing i've ever heard.... you, sir should be knighted....

[–]kirkoswald 2 points3 points ago

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awww jesus..... dont give all the rest of them hope! IF YOU ARE FRIEND ZONED - MOVE ON... dont wait 6 years..

[–]classy_stegasaurus 1 point2 points ago

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So much awesome...

[–]MasterCharlz 1 point2 points ago

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hes not worth it bro

[–]Fishfinder58 1 point2 points ago

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[–]dCLCp 1 point2 points ago

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Reading this again is what growth feels like :D

[–]ThatOneShaqMovie 1 point2 points ago

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Idk 6 years of active friend zonage? Good luck

[–]amandar00lz 1 point2 points ago

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Woopdy-fucking-do, do you want a medal?

[–]shadylookin 1 point2 points ago

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So he thought you weren't attractive, but chose to be nice to you, and while he wasn't sober you took advantage of him? You're a bad person.

[–]UnknownArchive 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
YES! YES! YES! 0coms 9pts 8dys GifSound
Doogie and Elmo go hard 0coms 1pt 8dys GifSound
Just a gif of Neil Patrick Harris dancing with Elmo 41coms 453pts 2mos pics
NPH at his best 3coms 14pts 2mos gifs
Haters gonna hate 4coms 71pts 4mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You deserve the top spot my good friend.

[–]Themanbearpig90 1 point2 points ago

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That must feel legend.. Wait for it!!! Dary!!!

[–]Jaboomaphoo 1 point2 points ago

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I've been waiting for NPH and Elmo to get together for years.

[–]samtheboy 1 point2 points ago

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I was friend zoned for 8 years! But then she relented and we've been married for 5 years with a kid on the way, it does happen!

[–]username02 1 point2 points ago

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I'd act like that too if I got to meet Elmo.

[–]Sinner13 1 point2 points ago

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I give it a week

[–]howlingbellsfan 1 point2 points ago

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SO YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S A CHANCE!?

[–]KerberusIV 1 point2 points ago

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Same thing literally happened to me on Sunday. 6 years as well.

[–]mumblethesilent[S] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]northbayray 1 point2 points ago

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To hell with the friendzone. I'm gonna go get drunk by myself!

[–]BO7HB4RRELS 1 point2 points ago

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I was in the friend zone with a beautiful girl for several years. I gave up on her and eventually got married to another woman. One night out of no where she texts me several nude pics of herself and said, "I know you've always wondered..." We are still very good friends, but now I know what she looks like naked.

[–]thaspaam 2 points3 points ago

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Is that Niel Patrick Harris and Elmo? I think I just had a pregnant.

[–]eargadin 1 point2 points ago

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Definitely clicked on this when "Sexy Back" by Justin Timberlake came on Pandora. Honestly, it fits perfectly!

[–]FeralBadger 1 point2 points ago

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I met this really cute redhead in a class I took a few semesters back. She was fun and had a great sense of humor (twisted like mine) and liked all the right music (social distortion, bad religion, rise against, flogging molly, etc) but she was under a lot of stress and decided to friendzone me. At least she was honest about it, so I hunkered down for the long haul. 2 weeks later her stress was magically solved and we spent 3 days straight in the bedroom. Been dating almost 2 years now. Good times.

[–]onepoint21jiggawatts 41 points42 points ago

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hunkered down for the long haul... of two weeks?

[–]CitizenPremier 6 points7 points ago

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2 weeks... I've been doing things incredibly wrong for a long time, haven't I?

[–]Ratnothan 0 points1 point ago

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Story or it didn't happen.

[–]mumblethesilent[S] 1 point2 points ago

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ok... here goes... we meet six yrs ago at his house party, get drunk, have horrible sex (mostly cause i had to keep taking vomit breaks... vodka is not my drink) and when we woke up we realized what a mistake we'd made... he had a gf in michigan or some other state and i was stripping at the time and didnt want a relationship. we parted ways for a few months so we could work on not being attracted to one another and eventually found a happy place where we were just friends, confidants, and drinking buddies. he got married, had a son, i was even a bridesmaid in their wedding, and then a year after the wedding, she decided to fuck around on him and then ask for a separation. they became thusly separated and he got stuck staying at home with the kid while she went out every night for 4 months having affair after affair and continually breaking his heart... he even tried dating other girls, but when it came down to business he just wasn't ready i guess... so then i took him out to a punk show like we used to do back in the day and because he deserved a night out not sitting at home with the kid and worrying about where she might be this time... anyway, one thing led to another and we got intimate... lol, it wasnt as horrible as i remembered. it was actually very sweet... and yea... that about does it... still working out the kinks and such, but so far so good...

[–]Easy_Money470 0 points1 point ago

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Now help me -,-

[–]Panhead369 0 points1 point ago

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So are you Elmo or Neil Patrick Harris?

[–]Teachmevee 0 points1 point ago

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Hooray for when all else fails!

[–]Kanax 0 points1 point ago

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So now you're in the friends with benefits zone?

[–]Ihatesoup 0 points1 point ago

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Gooooooood Luck to you!

[–]SayceGards 0 points1 point ago

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Unless it's with NPH or elmo, I don't think it's that great.

[–]Jettclash96 0 points1 point ago

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So you are going to dance around like a gay man with a puppet? If that works, please do tell us

[–]shrimp_addict 0 points1 point ago

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I can't believe you put up with it that long though. Is she really worth it were you just too shy and scared to ask any sooner? Did she not have a clue all that time?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I am so amazed as to how perfect that gif is for your title, what led to you leaving the friend zone??

[–]Bruce_Bruce 0 points1 point ago

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How did you do it? Was it brought upon by you or the guy?

[–]Siegmund_Fraud 0 points1 point ago

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I find it interesting that you choose to celebrate this with a representation of a gay man and a puppet. Tell me about your parents.

[–]niggalai 0 points1 point ago

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im listening to hardstyle right now. its almost like NPH can hear it, hes got all the moves down.

[–]endearingnoises 0 points1 point ago

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Not worth it.

[–]iRussell21 0 points1 point ago

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This gives me hope.

[–]iloveericlyons 0 points1 point ago

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I predict your relationship will end swiftly.

[–]dt731 0 points1 point ago

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all i'm seeing is NPH humping the face attached to the arm in elmo.

[–]Helljumper 0 points1 point ago

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I request the highest of fives!

[–]poorpinto -1 points0 points ago

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congrats, now you get to put her in the "resentment zone" for an equal amount of time. You did it buddy!

[–]AfroKona 0 points1 point ago

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You don't leave the friend zone. If you do, that means you were never in it in the first place, and just convinced yourself as such.

[–]ZoomaBaresAll 0 points1 point ago

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Dear god in heaven. You have entered a world few have seen. A world that lies beyond the friendzone and is only accessible from it. Welcome, fellow Redditor, to the PUSSY/COCK-WHIPPED ZONE!!! May the higher power of your choice have mercy on your soul.

[–]SweetLeafKush 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, pity sex is awesome!

[–]lawlshane 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus, you are dedicated.

[–]zimbabwe7878 0 points1 point ago

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this shouldn't be a message of hope for other friendzoned men. just do it yourself and dont wait 6 years.

[–]squarebiz 0 points1 point ago

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You are the tortoise

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You used a giff with a gay actor and a charictor that represents love dancing. As I type this I realize how much this isn't worth mentioning. :|

[–]Hoofbite 0 points1 point ago

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Congrats, I accomplished this same feat a few months ago. Everything went better than expected.

[–]fluffykittie 0 points1 point ago

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this happened to me once... and when we broke up it ended our friendship... and i was sad.

[–]squirdward 0 points1 point ago

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you got taken out of the friendzone or you got yourself out of the friendzone?

[–]Ryan_22 0 points1 point ago

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Gotten out of the friendzone twice, ultimately things didn't work out, still good friends with both of them. Did I win? Or not because I'm now single?

[–]presidentlove 0 points1 point ago

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Congrats. My current lady had me there for a year and a half until coming onto me finally. For anyone paying attention, randomly dating someone random helps. People get jealous easily.