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[–]mtk88 21 points22 points ago

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YOU USED TO BE RUTHLESS

[–]softmod 7 points8 points ago

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YOU RIPPED A MAN'S JAW OFF

[–]LarryTheSatelliteGuy 8 points9 points ago

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YOU USED TO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT DISCRETION

[–]WelcomeToSkyValley 2 points3 points ago

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You ain't got no style, mothafucka.

[–]JonzoR82 12 points13 points ago

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"I'll have a coffee, black."

"Don't you see we're having a conversation, white?"

[–]DudeJesse 10 points11 points ago

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I seenchu pull somebodys jaw bone off.... I SEENT IT!

[–]ngtstkr 9 points10 points ago

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If there was a cock in that picture we would be looking at the only two things ever hiding in "When you see it" posts.

[–]mityman50 5 points6 points ago

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"Well looky here, Mr. Folgers!"

[–]elmntguy12 3 points4 points ago

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"Hey, food's still warm." puts hands in bowl of mac and cheese "oooh"

[–]iMADEthis2post 2 points3 points ago

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My reaction to every repost I have seen today.

[–]bandola 1 point2 points ago

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Someone give me a video link, please!

[–]bernmaster[S] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]SSJwiggy 1 point2 points ago

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[–]killerpenguin26 1 point2 points ago

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I seen not it?

[–]waldoRDRS 1 point2 points ago

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I seen tit.

[–]Conspicuous_Urn 0 points1 point ago

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THEY NOT HERE TED. Hi Ted.

[–]spiralout87 0 points1 point ago

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Well lookee here, mista folgers!

[–]matrixrory 0 points1 point ago

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my reaction to "When you see it" post. Wheres the black guy?

[–]ruffgem 0 points1 point ago

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I've yet to shit bricks.

[–]penisinthepeanutbttr 0 points1 point ago

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lmfao this was and always has been my favorite line in a movie..other than "so exciting!!!"

[–]Chrimbus_special 0 points1 point ago

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Oh Craig Robinson, you crack me up. Especially in The Office. "Start Over."

[–]dhusselbee 0 points1 point ago

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Trees Upvote!

[–]Echoing_Grammar -1 points0 points ago

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have_seenhave_seenhave_seenhave_seenhave_seen^

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Eddie Murphy is hilarious