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[–]nicholasalexander 5 points6 points ago

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he will be missed.

[–]awesomechemist 8 points9 points ago

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I will always upvote this gif, no matter how often it is reposted.

[–]lordeddardstark 4 points5 points ago

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Oh shit a Carl Sagan post. Better upvote.

[–]Pinwurm 3 points4 points ago

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That made me feel better about my day. Thank you.

[–]bekahrooney 2 points3 points ago

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What is this from?

[–]FuckinEh 1 point2 points ago

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Son of a bitch

[–]WeAreWonderfulNow 0 points1 point ago*

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Fascinating Facts: Carl Sagan enjoyed smoking the Mystical & Magical Marijuana. Mr. Sagan also wrote that marijuana enhanced his experience of food, particularly potatoes, music and sex. He said that the herb inspired some of his best Intellectual work. Carl Sagan died of pneumonia in 1996. He was only 62 years old when he passed away. Carl Sagan ........You're Awesome!

[–]JamesTheIII 1 point2 points ago

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Why you think /r/trees loves carl. As do I. :)

[–]WeAreWonderfulNow -1 points0 points ago

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More fascinating information: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Sagan

[–]MustStopMasturbating 1 point2 points ago

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I picture him saying, "Shut the fuck up, the Sagan is talking."

[–]Gunderfro -1 points0 points ago

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Yes. Except that he's too bloody sweet.

[–]oberdurr 0 points1 point ago

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I foresee a biopic starring Milo Ventimiglia

[–]yesh_me_lord 0 points1 point ago

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What is this from?

[–]MrMackay 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just me, or does Carl Sagan look like George Harrison if he was a professor?

[–]bawhamper 0 points1 point ago

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Still miss him.

[–]Quietbetrayal 0 points1 point ago

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I pointed back at him and said "No you're awesome!" my co-workers now think I just randomly pointed at my monitor and told it that it was awesome.

[–]jmls10thfloor 0 points1 point ago

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Its like he is telling the story of my life!

[–]sexandpopsicles -2 points-1 points ago

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dude i didn't realize i was in r/circlejerk!

[–]lolzergimba 3 points4 points ago

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Post this to /r/atheism and you'll see a true circle jerk.

[–]lolzergimba 1 point2 points ago

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What can I say, I learn from experience.

Edit: You created an account just for me! I feel special.

[–]sachegrande -1 points0 points ago

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I went to high school with his daughter. She drove a Lexus SUV. She was a stuck up BITCH.

[–]awesomechemist 3 points4 points ago

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So...did you tap that shit?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Misleading title.

[–]littletortillaboy -1 points0 points ago

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Looks more like it starts with him saying "you guys are cool" then turns to walk away and notices someone he hates and stops, puts on an angry face, and is all "except you, fuck that guy."

[–]Red_Fanatic -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck yeah, my physics lecturer looks like Carl Sagan and is just nice.