Christian logic

lecaptaindelk · 7 months

My God... it IS possible to count to potato.

edemaomega · 7 months

The Irish Potato Famine finally ended in 1852. Take out the middle numbers and you have 12. Coincidence? I think not.

Praise Jesus!

meco03211 · 7 months

That clearly is not a potato. I believe it is a very wide tomato. How dare you blaspheme against the great tomato. I shall kill every last one of you that believes in the potato.

tjham · 7 months

I'm Christian and to be fair I do say that a lot.

mulligrubs · 7 months

Potato translates to papa in Spanish. Jesus is a Spanish name.
Checkmate, atheists.

I_ATE_A_REPUBLICAN · 7 months

This is more History channel logic

Carvin1988 · 7 months

Why specifically Christian logic?

Abscurat · 7 months

Why is that christian?

flawedmathconspiracy · 7 months

Atheists smm2194 is not to be trusted and is leading you down the path of fear.

In Roman Numerals S = 6/12 or 1/2 and M = 1000

(M - MS/2) - 94 = 656

5 + 1 = 6

smm2194 = 666

Abby__Normal · 7 months

I was going to become an atheist, then I browsed r/atheism and realized that to be an atheist you have to think about christians far too much.

GENOCIDEGeorge · 7 months

Christian Orthodox here. This picture is false and a disgusting slander upon our religion.

The sideways 0 is a halo, not a stupid potato.

The_Underminer · 7 months

Clever. But this is still just us atheists ripping on christians making this totally inconstructive and possibly scaring of theists who are new to r/atheism (and those guys are all potential atheists y'know). I would down vote this, but it did make me lol...

nilum · 7 months

It's a smooshed meatball... If any of you lapsed Pastafarians would actually read the damn God Dellusion, you'd know that.

Willyjwade · 7 months

Also the logic behind most conspiracy theories I've heard.

GreatCornolio · 7 months

POTATOES HATE FAGS!

necroforest · 7 months

How to be a reddit atheist:

Bash christians for using strawmen
Spend all day making strawmen of christians to bash
Make sure it's not a self post so you can reap that sweet, sweet internet karma

HirviMoose · 7 months

I, for one, welcome our new Potato overlords.

velocity010 · 7 months

this has nothing to do with christianity this is just another circlejerk bash on a religion and makes us look bad stop this please and focus on what is really important

rowuco · 7 months

A potato? OMG TIM TEBOW LIKES POTATOES!!!!!!! GOD = <3<3<3<3<3<3

abbiistabbii · 7 months

THEREFORE POTATOES ARE SIN!

monsefaeN · 7 months

sound like Dan Brown logic..

Rampant_Durandal · 7 months

I dunno, this behavior seems prevalent with conspiracy theorists in general.

driniM3 · 7 months

I see no holes in that argument. Where can I find out more about this all powerful potato.

mariasaurr · 7 months

The problem with a lot of religions is not that their logic is flawed, it's that they dismiss logic all together.

MuzzyBeag · 7 months

I am an atheist and all the Christian bashing on Reddit is nothing short of annoying never mind bullying. That post would have been hilarious if you made it about some other stereotype, but no, you hard to go knock religious people again. I like all the different types of stereotyping jokes but in a fair amount. There was nothing religious based in that and you just picked on them. Typical reddit. Maybe I'm over reacting to one joke but why do religious people get such a hard time on this?

DrinkerofJuice · 7 months

The potato is just a metaphor for peace and happiness. Stop taking it so literally!

Luvs_to_drink · 7 months

Praise Potatojesus!!

Metroid756 · 7 months

Checkmate Atheists.

Because I'm a potato.

camguide2 · 7 months

actually this is incorrect, first of all, you need to remove the 2-2 instead of 2-21 because you can reform the letters to 666 and you don't want to summon satan in your living room, basically, you get

_

O <---

that is actually jesus, if you dont believe it.. well, prove me otherwise. bet u cant

MutantCupcakes · 7 months

For the first time in my life, I saw something on Facebook before I saw it on Reddit. This makes me sad.

MrManatee · 7 months

this logic is correct, and meco03211 its a fucking potato.

AnimaSeverem · 7 months

ಠ_ಠ

Accurate post is accurate.

nowrongwrong · 7 months

Christians are not numerologists.

Total fail.

hayterade · 7 months

explain how this is christian logic?

OirishM · 7 months

I wouldn't call this Christian logic, I'd call this numerological conspiracy theory whackdoodle logic, not that Christians are immune to it (Rapture predictions and "666" spring to mind)

derusion · 7 months

every time someone says "potato" now, I think of Portal

koavf · 7 months

What in the world are you talking about?

slayer_of_potatoes · 7 months

Oh my science...kill it!

Riserva · 7 months

Scumbag atheist at its finest.

JohnJohnMcLovin · 7 months

Christians
logic

choose one

RoHiWarrior · 7 months

As a Christian I whole heartedly agree with this. Most Christians cannot pull their head out of their asses far enough to think about how horrible of things they say and do. I will always say that the worst thing that ever happened to Christianity is Christians.

Truth_Revealed · 7 months

How can you say it's christian logic when the creator of this is an atheist?

scaw · 7 months

It's not a potato, it's a halo! Praise to the Lord!

[deleted] · 7 months

I don't get it...what is this making fun of?

nbouscal · 7 months

Potato.

MAtheist_ · 7 months

you got me there

QinGu9221 · 7 months

Checkmate Atheists!

childhater · 7 months

just another cliche "LOL IM AN ATHEIST CHRISTIANS SUKK" thread. and that image wasn't even funny. ugh.

scott01019 · 7 months

Aliens.

Random0001 · 7 months

Hypocrisy at its finest. Bitching about how persecuted you are for you beliefs (or non beliefs I guess) and instantly bashing on anyone with a religion. "Yeah I'm so trendy and progressive I'm an atheist"; you kids should start a frat and talk about how cool and trendy you are if you can take a break from blowing each other

Qanik · 7 months

Checkmate atheists!

f1rstperson · 7 months

Now I'm going to call zero the upright potato number. Forever.

"You're total is one upright-potato nine. Thank you for your patronage."

Camnontheist · 7 months

What, you mean none of you have been seeing potatoes in that date since it became popular?

88magnum · 7 months

Bullshit! I saw a potato before rotating it!

TerryArchi · 7 months

This just makes everything a believe in a lie!

remillard · 7 months

And here, Douglas Adams comes to our rescue again: "It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." Life, the Universe, and Everything

Sneaks_In_A_Cock · 7 months

So many contradicktions.

Internaut88 · 7 months

mother of logic

[deleted] · 7 months

Somewhere a Christian is upset because he or she did not realize this sooner; it's so obvious!

DrWonderBread · 7 months

The potato is now officially a unit of measurement on Reddit.

Keiichi81 · 7 months

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!

lluoc · 7 months

Is that an extract form time cube?. It looks like an extract from time cube.

Ironikz111 · 7 months

I would say it's more of a Sugar Puff.....

:O, God is the Sugar Puff Monster, it all makes sense now!!!

[deleted] · 7 months

Their logic circuits are clearly broken. Target the shame circuit. That still works.

Mmmaya · 7 months

This should be in "WTF".

grammar_connoisseur · 7 months

Relevant

samjowett · 7 months

Praise potato!

Gpr1me · 7 months

It doesn't need other vegetables!

natranr · 7 months

Slow Clap

MightBeAProblem · 7 months

I laughed so hard. So very, very hard. And I haven't been able to successfully explain why to my coworkers yet, so they think I'm nuts.

EnviousDan · 7 months

Dan Brown's puzzle solving logic

FTFY

jc987 · 7 months

The 0... it could also be...a hat!

ErrorF002 · 7 months

This really hurt my brain.

stormin217 · 7 months

looks more like a hotdog

[deleted] · 7 months

I know tha Christians have strange beliefs but this is just beating a dead horse. Also it's more of a conspiracy theory.

laughattheleader · 7 months

I had never known that numerology was a Christian pursuit. I learn and more from Reddit each day.

chimes117 · 7 months

Fuck the what?

Hypersapien · 7 months

Potato potato potato

annoyingdick · 7 months

What a twist!

kieonsegg · 7 months

Repost

Mew151 · 7 months

Do you guys see the jesus in the potato?

Nagrim · 7 months

He proved it. GLaDOS is God.

_pumpkinpies · 7 months

This is possibly the greatest strawman I've ever seen

ToAGasChamberGo · 7 months

Ching Chong Potato?

tanhan27 · 7 months

Christian here... Alright! You got me! * blushes *

goboatmen · 7 months

Well, thats it. God exists. Nothing we can do now.

Sirschilzington · 7 months

They were playing with fire. I'm pretty sure the potato came from somewhere in South America. You don't see anyone in the US growning any kind of foreign plant... :)

ohigetitloltit · 7 months

Is this about that old mathmagician? It's completely unchristian to believe that wise old man. Biblically speaking, no-one can know judgement day. It clearly states in the bible "And no-one but the father shall know the day of my return, and to each man I say that on the day of reckoning I will proclaim to North 'open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.'" -Matthew 76:2

soggit · 7 months

Why christian and not muslim, hindu, buddhist, jewish etc?

grateone · 7 months

oh you christians, you so silly

aazav · 7 months

That's a thought process worthy of Glenn Beck.

LAULitics · 7 months

More like conspiracy theorist logic.

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OwDaditHurts · 7 months

This post fill my mind with fuck.

cascadeorca · 7 months

PRAISE HIM! http://outerspacepotatoman.ytmnd.com/

FullCourtMess · 7 months

How is this Christian logic...? Should be closer to "Mayan logic" or "People who actually believe the world if ending logic".

SgtEddieWinslow · 7 months

Rick Perry agrees with this logic

[deleted] · 7 months

doesnt probability mean anything to an atheist? i mean, probability is a main part in science... in my opinion, its all about "free your mind" free your mind from this goddamned-perverted-abused picture of an old greybearded man...

but it`s just my point of view

GrammarPoliceDept · 7 months

That's just crazy enough to...wait a minute, i c what u did there. u so silly.

[deleted] · 7 months

TOO MUCH EVIDENCE!!!!! DENY!!! THAT'S NOT IN THE BIBLE!!!

jbecwar · 7 months

cross posted to r/Bigotry?

UzwellUzington · 7 months

Well it would appear math supports religion

OH GOD(and or no GOD) DO I SIDE WITH MATH OR SCIENCE

Kanquered · 7 months

I laughed so hard at this. I needed that. Thank you.

pencilpencrayon · 7 months

God has shown himself in the form of a potato! PRAISE THE LORD AND SACRIFICE SOME VIRGINS IN HIS NAME FOR GODS SAKE!

rushmc1 · 7 months

Numerologist logic, rather.

tamb · 7 months

Muslim logic isn't any better.

[deleted] · 7 months

It's funny cause it shows you are clueless bigot.

ss5gogetunks · 7 months

Checkmate, a-potatoists!

koavf · 7 months

Please don't submit an image that's just text. You can submit a self post with the same message.

[deleted] · 7 months

wait wait.. potatoes grow in the ground. ground?! HELL! were all going to HELL?!?! AHHHHH RIOTRIOTRIOTRIOT!

SuddenDeth · 7 months

Thank you for making me look like a fool in class. Potatoes for all of you! Upvoted potatoes! That's right!

Aptspire · 7 months

while we're on the subject of ridiculous http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CCPjVBxYGI

Wizywig · 7 months

You know, it started fine, but when it got to "for obvious reasons" I began thinking of mathematical papers. "for obvious reasons this can be reduced to this, which I won't go into right now" except it happened in my textbook when I was studying for a final. Fucking mathematical symbols with no definitions.

rockaholick37 · 7 months

This form of logic is also used by the Ancient Alien Guy

eelsify · 7 months

I'm copying your logic by hand so future generations will know about it. I'm going to translate it into Greek and add some parables that I feel may help these new followers understand.


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