Expert Mode

vitaminrad · 7 months

Mine would be riddled with battle scars.

the_woot_shoot · 7 months

Scumbag Piss Challenge - The hole is actually drawn on with a sharpie.

big_muff · 7 months

Cheat Code

aceoftrachs · 7 months

It's a glory-bowl.

brbATF · 7 months

the gap near the seat hinge is Nightmare Mode

Twisted_Logic · 7 months

Protip: Dangle cock in hole.

canigetahup · 7 months

Try getting to the ministry of magic through that.

laur7620 · 7 months

thats one disgusting bathroom

oskarw85 · 7 months

Includes:

Friendly fire
10x splash damage modifier.

zeup2000 · 7 months

Expert commode?

joetromboni · 7 months

hold my beer, watch this!

lostmeatTroll · 7 months

my attention fell on the obscene amount of toilet paper in the trashcan... someone needs a girlfriend, or to realize once you wipe your ass, it goes into the toilet as well.

KyroDCK · 7 months

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

aryst0krat · 7 months

"CHEAT CODE: SITDOWN"

house_of_amon · 7 months

This is for pooping, right?

Downhilldude · 7 months

Christ, I can't even win on normal.

xtralitespeed · 7 months

What foul bachelor frogs you are.

BiggyCharlie · 7 months

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

iRjeff · 7 months

Bull, this is Hardcore mode.

moonblade89 · 7 months

so we complain about 9gag reposting content from here, yet we repost theirs here and get front page. Funny how the system works

emjaysea · 7 months

More like this...

BLT5000 · 7 months

This is interesting. I've mastered Moderate Mode with just the seat down so maybe its time to step up my game.

nocookies28 · 7 months

Dude empty your trash can.

tacos388 · 7 months

Woah, that trash can's so full it'd be challenging to get anything in there!

Truzzley · 7 months

you are playing a dangerous game.

iLuVtiffany · 7 months

Hardcore mode would be tight plastic. If you miss, it goes all over the place... including you.

spudcrazy · 7 months

I think "Expert Commode" is more appropriate

dodo_bird · 7 months

r/frugal version of a cat toilet training kit.

m0nty55 · 7 months

clean the freaking bathroom :|

Decency · 7 months

Intermediate Mode!

EMT_guy · 7 months

Absolutely no problem... except for the first few seconds.

zackoch · 7 months

does anybody remember the air dump video? Lol

superawesomeid · 7 months

how about 'clean up mode'

sas4740 · 7 months

Once someone gets used to this, you should replace the cardboard with a matching one, except the hole is just colored with a sharpie

Persica · 7 months

they should put a pen-hole through it...GOD MODE!

mariasaurr · 7 months

I'm sorry but that overflowing garbage bin... shudder

Cosmo5 · 7 months

Bachelor frog's bathroom?

aerok · 7 months

Hell Mode: try again except with a boner

Mettkatrel · 7 months

Expert Mode +

MOMMERTS · 7 months

Your bathroom is flithy.

JibberGXP · 7 months

That's God mode. Expert mode is sitting on that nasty fucking toilet bare-ass.

pkl239 · 7 months

Difficulty level: Asian

Facepalms4Everyone · 7 months

Do it with No. 2, get an extra life.

onus111 · 7 months

Guess you don't need toilet paper anymore...

Bad_Badger · 7 months

If you make this shot you are prepared to move on to the next level, in zero G. Being an astronaut

Brandwin · 7 months

Look ma, no hands!

jaminscript · 7 months

Need cheat codes! Specifically one that resets the level...

interputed · 7 months

Now we need Dante must Die mode!

gigalowen · 7 months

Is this for men or women...?

gigalowen · 7 months

Is this for men or women...?

hakuice · 7 months

Okay in the hours between 6AM and 12PM I'm gonna need two holes, preferably at the 2oclock and 8oclock locations.

MrMingus · 7 months

I thought this looked easy until I realized the seat was up...

ThatThreeGuy · 7 months

Don't mean to brag, but I'm sure I could full combo that.

blooblop · 7 months

Diarrhea mode.

wherestheanykey · 7 months

The only time this is even remotely possible is during the December challenge...

hamsterpotpies · 7 months

I could so do that.

Edit: Nope.

FoxRooney · 7 months

Sit down and let it dangle. Anyone?

hazardRus · 7 months

with lights off = nightmare mode

WeekendWarrior25 · 7 months

Seems like you've failed a couple times. Look at the garbage can behind the toilet

JabasMyBitch · 7 months

dammit. why don't I think of this shit.

TwoCat · 7 months

Stencil + explosive diarrhea= interesting new form of street art.

Mike_Wazowskis_Eye · 7 months

Reminds me of the game at the fair where you shoot a squirt gun into a clowns mouth to pop the balloon. It sounds a bit homoerotic... But I swear it's not!

dreamerize · 7 months

Why does this look strangely similar to the training kit for showing your cat to shit/piss in the regular toilet and not the cat box?

Insany92 · 7 months

So.. where does the pee pee go?

cpqq · 7 months

But for which number?

littlewhitefriend · 7 months

Second from the top on my front page, the top was "5 Years Ago Today". Thank you for the cheer up <3

Magikarcher · 7 months

It appears there is no hole, rather a circle drawn with black sharpie.

Radank · 7 months

The toilet that trained Luke Skywalker.

mrupyours13 · 7 months

How would one pee with that setup ? Because everytime I poop my urine comes out automatically.

talon010 · 7 months

and less splash back as a reward!

haleted · 7 months

I want to do this for the boys that I live with. They can't aim for shit into the NORMAL bowl.

freudianslip_n_slide · 7 months

someone needs a pee-bib

TheSubjectChanger · 7 months

So who else likes beer?!?

brainburger · 7 months

Nightmare mode. I'd say.

i-break-sense · 7 months

I just had a recent Philly experience of stomach virus. Not a problem. 200 times in one night. "Brown, flush it down." Nope. It stays all night long.

n4ggs · 7 months

Every one of us has real-time months spent on the shitter and yet, who among us can say they have truly mastered the art.

nom_trees · 7 months

Time to take out that trash.

Grody.

Bloodywanker231 · 7 months

Impossible.

[deleted] · 7 months

Fair enough ...

stash0606 · 7 months

ok, well this was on my fb not too long ago.

HairFarmer420 · 7 months

You call that expert?

chinkoo · 7 months

Expert mode: No help will be provided.....You are on your own....

Popero44 · 7 months

I wonder what's hardcore.

Madvillains · 7 months

Poop. Funnel.

lufberry · 7 months

You really thought there's a hole? think again.

zxo0oxz · 7 months

Oh, shit.

cactus_snack · 7 months

The kids will love it when you potty train them too.

ytsoc · 7 months

imposible ,as the stream starts from the edge and as the flow increases the stream moves twards the middle where the hole is

Typhoon- · 7 months

It reminds me of Gintama Episode 113.

donniesaidthis · 7 months

This is how I die

[deleted] · 7 months

there's a planking picture I hope is on this somewhere.

also foregen.org

lisabadcat · 7 months

Atari toilet.

[deleted] · 7 months

That will make even experts think once :D

SHIVTRONIZE · 7 months

Not possible, how would you keep the cardboard clean when you are about to finish pissing?

fakepollution · 7 months

I can tell that there is a women in the household by the amount of tissues in the trashcan

Orcatype · 7 months

It seems impossible to us, but kids in Korea can beat seven comps WHILE playing on expert mode. I heard they even show it on TV like a sport!

DeSaad · 7 months

Expert Mode requires you to use your brains and remove the cardboard before taking a leak or shit.

If you try to piss or shit through the hole in the cardboard, you have already failed.

whycantweebefriends · 7 months

Thats impossible! Even for a computer.

lamdog220 · 7 months

This is my expert mode.

http://www.ibm.com/developerworks/java/library/j-robots/mazeOnly.jpg

SoManySpiderWebs · 7 months

First laugh I've had in a while. Brilliant.

BuffaloBillsFan · 7 months

Jesus, your bathroom is a mess.

Qeldor · 7 months

Is it for poop or for pee?

HighBeamHater · 7 months

Shit, I lost.

kouji66 · 7 months

i have a hack for that

epinephrine722 · 7 months

Seriously, empty that trashcan and pick up the other trash from the floor.

cblname · 7 months

What is with your floor? do you live in a cave? What are those rocks, in your bathroom?

LSCanaan · 7 months

When I first saw the picture, I thought it was for shitting and thought to myself: "Expert mode? That's goddamn impossible!"

speednugget · 7 months

Hardcore mode.

trollzers · 7 months

My roommates are all going to wake up to this.

Ghost_Wolf · 7 months

Challenge Accepted. Engage precision pooping mode.

itsjohn56 · 7 months

Challenge accepted.

brainflakes · 7 months

Difficulty level: aimbot

lebrian · 7 months

Get rid of the crusted up spunk tissues. It glows in the dark, even without a UV light!

unrelatedayinhistory · 7 months

RCA Victor unveils 45 rpm record player-1949

1000Bucks · 7 months

I prefer to just do a shit on the seat, and piss all over the dunny paper for the next cunt.

juggaspartan · 7 months

legendary

Frigidor · 7 months

For hardcore livers

tehaleks · 7 months

Omg omg omg change your trash

Retrograde87 · 7 months

Great. Now we'll see pizza boxes turned into expert mode in every dorm and frat house!

[deleted] · 7 months

Easy peasy

garmachi · 7 months

EMPTY YOUR FUCIKIN' TRASH!

kajarago · 7 months

"Oh dear, my balls are stuck in the cardboard again."

drunk2407 · 7 months

Is this for pissing only coz I can't crap without pissing making this 1 hole impossible for crapping in most cases.

slackX · 7 months

wheres the dick hole?

ctl8 · 7 months

For some added challenge, try when drunk!

Commander_Spock · 7 months

Expert Commode

FTFY

griffith12 · 7 months

there are clearly not many experts that used that toilet before Expert Mode was unlocked.

signspam · 7 months

With the way my shits have been the last few days, this is not gonna happen....sorry for the TMI

GLKMED · 7 months

Then you have to glue quaters to the floor quite funny to watch

hellokitty9 · 7 months

clean your toilet before you post a pic of it!

eisselpud-puraaks · 7 months

insanity wolf. expert mode on toilet. IS FEMALE. challenge accepted.

ojolejano · 7 months

I guess god mode would be peeing in the freedom of the woods

missingsf · 7 months

Challenge accepted.

robblob · 7 months

I lol'd pretty hard at this one.

Keranth · 7 months

TIL where gloryholes came from.

ToAGasChamberGo · 7 months

Wouldn't that be "Expert Camode"?

FitCustomShirts · 7 months

It is rather a bullshit mode.

FrostByt · 7 months

Here I thought my bathroom was nasty.

Dirrwen · 7 months

Looks like the hole is colored in, not cut out ಠ_ಠ

BeerInsomniac69 · 7 months

That toilet resmebles my wife

tdogg650 · 7 months

Insanity mode: in the dark, with a boner

Cygnus_X1 · 7 months

Challenge Accepted.jpg

funny

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