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[–]WhiteSky 7 points8 points ago

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The Ron Swanson special

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The perfect meal to have after finding out your favorite steak house has been shut down.

[–]hopegigalo 0 points1 point ago

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I worry what you heard was: give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Understand?

[–]orzof 0 points1 point ago

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That hardly looks like all of the bacon and eggs, but that's why we have the gun I suppose.

[–]justanothercommenter 0 points1 point ago

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That egg is taking up valuable bacon real estate.

[–]Thor4269 4 points5 points ago

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without the toast it looks like /r/keto

[–]diemaco_kid 2 points3 points ago

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MURICA.... with a german gun

[–]TheWill2Live 0 points1 point ago

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Made in China.....

[–]orzof 0 points1 point ago

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By Mexicans

[–]TheSkiFreeYeti 0 points1 point ago

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Import

[–]darahen2004 1 point2 points ago

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thats a good start

[–]NinjaRobotMonkey 1 point2 points ago

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I call that a mans breakfast.

[–]kryten4000 1 point2 points ago

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Name a better breakfast to start the day with.

[–]sethboy66 1 point2 points ago

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There should be a Springfield Armory 1911 there instead of that kraut p223. Good job on the pronunciation of america though!

[–]TH0UGHTP0LICE -1 points0 points ago

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Dude....dude...you mean a Browning model 1911. Not Springfield. ಠ_ಠ

Browning made the service pistol used by American armed forces from 1911 to 1985 (until we pussied out for the Eurofags and left the .45 for the Nato friendly 9mm) as standard. The Browning M1911 is the quintessential AMERICAN handgun (Fuck yeah).

Springfield armory has permission to manufacture Browning's pistol under a licensing agreement.

Now apologize to the class, and don't do it again or you wont be invited to the fully automatic cheeseburger beer gun party.

with fireworks

[–]mkillebrew 1 point2 points ago

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Actually most of them were made by Remington and Colt; followed by Ithica, Union Switch and Signal, and Singer for wartime production. Nobody needs authorization to manufacture 1911s anymore.

The only Browning manufactured 1911s you're likely to find are pre-production models.

[–]f2k10Marinetti 1 point2 points ago

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u hack. not only did i see this on 4chan two days ago, i saw this on reddit a long time ago too.

[–]000130413 0 points1 point ago

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you must have missed it last week then. This poor little pic has been whored dry

[–]f2k10Marinetti 1 point2 points ago

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arnie420 has come back with a vengeance. yesterday i have 4 comment upvotes, now i have 3. and before i upvoted your comment, you had zero. o.O kids got attitude..pimpin aint easy arnie..keep your whores in line

[–]BeerSexTits 0 points1 point ago

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GUNS, BACON, 'MERICA.

[–]NRadd 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck yeah!!!!

[–]Zachariahzachariah 0 points1 point ago

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Even the toast is happy.

[–]VikingRule 0 points1 point ago

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WOOHHH!!!

[–]captain_croco 0 points1 point ago

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Needs more bacon.

[–]Sdrodeo 0 points1 point ago

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Mercia fuck yeah!!

[–]woodc85 0 points1 point ago

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That is heaven right there

[–]SirBobSacamano 0 points1 point ago

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give me all of the bacon and eggs you have

[–]brbATF 0 points1 point ago

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that sig better not be airsoft.

[–]drwilhi 0 points1 point ago

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you forgot the flag and apple pie

[–]ma5haga 0 points1 point ago

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MORE EGGS!

[–]alclarkey 0 points1 point ago

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It's not even the correct pigdin. I have literally never heard any of our underclass (rednecks, white trash, etc.) pronounce our country name like this. This shit is just retarded and unfunny.

[–]Soviet_Waffle 0 points1 point ago

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Needs more American flags.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You sir are missing cheese.

[–]TankorSmash 0 points1 point ago

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Did you make the image? Did you see it on a popular website?

It's been here before.

[–]Erythroy 0 points1 point ago

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That much bacon, JUST ONE EGG?

[–]TheSkiFreeYeti 0 points1 point ago

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Who doesn't love bacon and guns?

[–]Dinocologist 0 points1 point ago

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Cause what says MURICA like a European handgun.