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[–]I_AM_GRUMPY 15 points16 points ago

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I FEEL MORE LIKE THIS

[–]rabit71 1 point2 points ago

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SAY MY NAME!

[–]SketchySkemer 1 point2 points ago

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[–]MarkG777 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Bob Sapp

[–]Darrian 27 points28 points ago

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No one ever wins an argument on the Internet

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

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Okay. You win.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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...and if you do, you're still a loser.

[–]VictorInATX 0 points1 point ago

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no u

[–]HSZReddit 2 points3 points ago

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Iv won before, its hollow because then the person disappears into oblivion...

[–]DrakenKor 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like I've won when I've reached consensus with somebody who had a different or opposing view.

I think the large majority of people have sense, and can reach consensus. That's the point of argument - "the clash of opinions illumines the spark of truth".

[–]JesusTapdancingChris 0 points1 point ago

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"Arguing on the internet is like winning the special olympics - even if you win you're still retarded."

[–]senorchachang 0 points1 point ago

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Wanna argue about it?

[–]Darrian 0 points1 point ago

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You're wrong damn it.

[–]senorchachang 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Darrian 1 point2 points ago

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extremely long post with a lot of unnecessarily pretentious words such as "percipience" and "scrofulous"

[–]senorchachang 1 point2 points ago

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tl;dr

Edit: actually I did have to look up "scrofulous" in a dictionary.

[–]kyehawk586 7 points8 points ago

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Eric Tsang

Great as Sam in the Infernal Affairs series (the original "Departed" if you will)

[–]RuafaolGaiscioch 3 points4 points ago

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Iffy premise, amazing gif

[–]UnknownArchive 9 points10 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
How to Easily Settle a Domestic Dispute 2coms 11pts 1mo funny
The Best Way to End an Argument 61coms 458pts 2mos funny
The feeling of the down vote 4coms 24pts 5mos pics
Its understood. 23coms 191pts 7mos gifs
Needs a good title 20coms 18pts 9mos funny
this gave me the giggles 10coms 65pts 1mo gifs
... What? 54coms 244pts 2mos WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]BPsandman84[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Well now I feel like shit for unintentionally doing a repost. Anyway I can give the Karma for it back?

[–]glassale 0 points1 point ago

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downvote yourself?

[–]redavalanche 0 points1 point ago

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Karma is irrelevant. As is complaining about a repost. If people don't like it, it will not be upvoted. If it is upvoted sufficiently, then more people prefer to see it than the opposite.

I therefore propose a modern and alternative theory of reposts: People don't care, and some people like them.

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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nope, just enjoy it. Posting identifying reposts doesn't make the poster a jerk, it just identifies and credits others who have posted.

[–]grandmasterwong 4 points5 points ago

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this guy on tv here in hong kong pretty much every day. he's a popular television presenter, but he doesn't punch women nearly half as much as he should any more...

[–]I_Has_Internets 2 points3 points ago

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That looks like the Asian version of (old) William Shatner.

[–]turtlessandwich 2 points3 points ago

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He just "hit her" with some knowledge!

[–]godofwar7018 1 point2 points ago

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HONG KONG FTW

[–]michaelfeldman91 0 points1 point ago

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Where can I hire him from?

[–]mo0g0o[!] 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this a million times. Is there a clip or info about this anywhere?

[–]NoBluey 3 points4 points ago

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Pretty sure it's this movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0163818/ starring Jet Li. It's an okay comedy with a bit of action.

If I recall correctly, the fat guy hits her because Jet Li's character doesn't beat women.

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[–]mo0g0o[!] 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen kung Fu Hustle. It is not from that movie.

[–]glassale 0 points1 point ago

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if she thinks this, she's probably too young for you.

-this is the same logic that people say, oh yea i remember that, it started on family guy (family guy being a parody of everything...)

[–]danegleesack 0 points1 point ago

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That's not what it feels like

[–]Minored 1 point2 points ago

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Technically he did not hit her.

[–]Lecks 0 points1 point ago

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Those damn mysoginist tabloids/comics.

[–]pdnick 1 point2 points ago

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"Even if you win, you're still retarded"

[–]slowpoke121 0 points1 point ago

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It feels like punching a woman in the face?

[–]Flanders2 0 points1 point ago

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It has been a while Re-post and you are a good one.

[–]ryanstsuckface 0 points1 point ago

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is that an asian verison of shatner?

[–]fred_is_nice 0 points1 point ago

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Godwin's Law of internet arguments http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfDCwP2SnI4

[–]Brotherauron 0 points1 point ago

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he looks like an asian version of shatner

[–]puravida1024 0 points1 point ago

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This gif just doesn't get old to me. I laugh every single time.

[–]internetsanta 0 points1 point ago

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It's more like this

[–]zedsdeadbby 0 points1 point ago

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Is that guy like the Asian William Shatner?

[–]jcenty534 1 point2 points ago

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Winning an argument on the internet is like winning a dollar scratch off ticket...no one cares

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Only trolls and newfags argue on the internet.