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[–]wikiwikiwawawess 33 points34 points ago

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And, if you rotate 90* its a face plant.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 14 points15 points ago

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if you rotate only 45o it's a face slant

boom

[–]wikiwikiwawawess 5 points6 points ago

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[–]ahay72 11 points12 points ago

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I just slapped my phone out of my hand

[–]Subtext_Translator 11 points12 points ago

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"I am functionally retarded."

[–]ahay72 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah pretty much

[–]lindylovely 0 points1 point ago

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It doesn't matter what angle in which you look at it, it's still a repost.

[–]flounder19 14 points15 points ago

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[–]rhunex 3 points4 points ago

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Wow both of those are really similar to this post!

[–]OMGICANTBELIEVEIKNOW 4 points5 points ago

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Does no one know that this is Hailey Glassman (ie the bitch that broke up John and kate of JK+8 fame) and this is from her facebook? Not that I was totally into that show or anything. http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/stars/hailey-glassman/

[–]PsychoWolf 1 point2 points ago

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/r/facepalm is gonna love this one

[–]lud1120 0 points1 point ago

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Hm, I didn't think that would be a subreddit about stupid things on Facebook.

[–]feelinweird 0 points1 point ago

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It's meta like that.

[–]whaddagoodgirl 1 point2 points ago

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I have this same jacket, and spent several moments making sure it wasn't in fact me.

[–]Veozeak 1 point2 points ago

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oh, is that... oh yes! yes it is! The triple pun!!!

[–]hutsedraken 1 point2 points ago

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mfw I submitted the same exact picture about a week ago and never reached the front page, foreveralone.jpg

[–]Self_Manifesto 1 point2 points ago

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RE

POST

[–]njayhuang 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Shovelmenuggets 1 point2 points ago

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Wikiwiki and webby gonz get funky!!!

[–]gurrbabes 1 point2 points ago

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i joined reddit three days ago and i knew this was a repost.

[–]Awesome_X 0 points1 point ago

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ok this is pretty funny.

[–]beccccca 0 points1 point ago

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That plant is giving it to her from behind, so exotic

[–]frequent_troll 0 points1 point ago

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Ha, I did that at my senior prom, poor Cindy

[–]mog_man 0 points1 point ago

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You named the palm tree Cindy?

[–]grannysfanny 0 points1 point ago

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more like face plant haha get it

[–]theonomatopoeia 0 points1 point ago

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Face, Palm, meet Wall.

[–]philcannotdance 0 points1 point ago

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That. That right there is an impressive sexual position by the plant.

[–]gheis 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, goddamn palm tree's getting more action than I am.

[–]ab103630 0 points1 point ago

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Hah! I get it

[–]imafryingpan 0 points1 point ago

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Hi, I'm Troy McClure You might recognize me from previous posts on subreddits such as Funny, and Pics.

[–]panxzz 2 points3 points ago

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No, you are a frying pan.

[–]nbballard 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't that Miley Cyrus or someone famous?

[–]civetservescoffee 0 points1 point ago

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Aw, that poor plant.

[–]nakolas 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there...

[–]DesertOTReal 0 points1 point ago

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hrmmm... yeah, id tap that

[–]bbPandass 0 points1 point ago

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Your doing it wrong.. Im pretty suree.

[–]Facepalms4Everyone 0 points1 point ago

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I approve of this picture.

[–]ps02210 0 points1 point ago

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No... Face Plant

(the fact that it's a palm is just coincidence)

[–]KingCrafti 0 points1 point ago

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So, is she soing it right ?

[–]oldcoco 0 points1 point ago

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..It's not punday yet..

[–]BAHHROO 0 points1 point ago

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More like Repost.

[–]MarinP 0 points1 point ago

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For the love of GOD it's rape!

[–]Flane 0 points1 point ago

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That is a face wall.

[–]zijl 0 points1 point ago

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face palm to a whole new level

[–]LloydBosch 0 points1 point ago

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Is that available without caption?

[–]GameAddikt 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, Bon Jovi.

[–]sappapp -1 points0 points ago

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Repost after repost after repost after repost after repost after repost after repost...