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[–]rddtgmr 14 points15 points ago

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[–]sonofabitch 10 points11 points ago

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I can't stop watching it; it's like a train wreck....but with birds.

[–]stuckatworkstill 11 points12 points ago

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Hope you make it there

[–]dexaler 13 points14 points ago

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And when he gets there, I'll also make a post about how the hell he could get there with just this.

[–]stuckatworkstill 2 points3 points ago

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you two seem to have a bright future ahead of you

[–]efrance1 1 point2 points ago

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He made it! Are you the gf in question?

[–]TheCaptain88 2 points3 points ago

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HEY GUYS, THIS GUY HAS A GIRLFRIEND!

[–]JaronK 2 points3 points ago

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...so... you can't just be happy for her then? Or are you just offering her many congratulatory fingerings?

[–]crseat 1 point2 points ago

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The first 7 hands were really funny. The 8th one really pissed me off.

[–]MechaPenguin 0 points1 point ago

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Someone remake this gif with boners, lots and lots of angry boners.

[–]codymichaelsnyder 3 points4 points ago

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this is the funniest thing i've ever seen... all i have to offer is my upvote

[–]InterruptingWalrus 3 points4 points ago

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I laughed like crazy, not only is it hilarious but picturing you being awkwardly pissed IRL makes it so much better.

[–]gheis 3 points4 points ago

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I lost it at the upside-down one coming from his eye. Closed it a couple minutes ago and I'm still chuckling at the thought.

[–]thejumbo 0 points1 point ago

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This.

[–]GuantanaMo 2 points3 points ago

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...of r/gonewild

[–]simmi_4 0 points1 point ago

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nice try bro!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Almost happened to me too, brother. I feel your pain.

[–]Knewtworiddet 0 points1 point ago

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Holy crap, you're like a starfish on coke.

[–]efrance1 1 point2 points ago

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Well I'm glad I tagged you, just found you again, you're gonna make me give you an upvote aren't you? Just leave your upvote there man!

[–]Knewtworiddet 0 points1 point ago

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I stick by my previous statements. I refuse to upvote myself; I do not do this for sympathy upvotes, just my own sense of righteousness.

[–]chipnick87 0 points1 point ago

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You know things are getting bad on reddit when every gif submission you see is already purple before you click on it...

[–]Morveyn 1 point2 points ago

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Attempting to downvote multiple times in a nutshell.

[–]csorfab 1 point2 points ago

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That was way more middle fingers than what I was expecting.

[–]logicisall 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it would stop at 2, then four...

[–]rshappy 0 points1 point ago

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Even an upside-down one!

[–]wink047 1 point2 points ago

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can you link to it?

[–]Dr___Awkward 0 points1 point ago

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You're like Argus...

[–]anothershittyUN -1 points0 points ago

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agreed. my gf's first ever submission made it to number 7. BITCH

[–]Aleidabot 0 points1 point ago

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ohhh ......so that´s why he was angry!!

[–]HailToTheKing 0 points1 point ago

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Why does the left eye give the downward finger?

[–]HairlessSasquatch 0 points1 point ago

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Front Page achieved

Relationship becomes complicated

[–]notbusyatall 0 points1 point ago

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So why are you upvoting her?

[–]mjettp 0 points1 point ago

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lol, your winning right meow

[–]Asdayasman 0 points1 point ago

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That didn't want to stop.

Truly, a gif that keeps on giffing.

[–]Soccerunited12 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't know it was a competition.

[–]speak0thedevil 0 points1 point ago

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It bugs me there's one stray upside down middle finger

[–]JusticeSF 0 points1 point ago

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Your gf is just streets ahead of you.

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Seeing The Person Who Knifed You In Battlefield 3. 3coms 55pts 3dys gaming
My attitude towards most things in life. [GIF] 3coms 19pts 7mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]CaptainSnuffles 1 point2 points ago

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With you there. . .

[–]HeeroJay 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe if you used some of those fingers, she wouldn't be on reddit

[–]QuestionSign 0 points1 point ago

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i think you're missing the point, you have a redditor gf.

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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This also how I feel towards the US government.

[–]Wolfosaurus 0 points1 point ago

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How nice to give your girlfriend all those thumbs up!

[–]VollieV 0 points1 point ago

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This is my new favorite .gif

[–]cycophuk 0 points1 point ago

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Is this your girlfriend or did you just decide to compliment a college aged non-nude woman with your only post to GW?

[–]Say_Ray 0 points1 point ago

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Let it go man, it happened YEARS ago!

[–]Zorca99 -1 points0 points ago

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Pfft, I made it to front page before. Clearly you're not a worthy redditor jjc543! I SCOFF AT YOU

[–]Wimc 0 points1 point ago

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You're the one with the doll head in Arkham, I remember that post! :)

[–]Zorca99 0 points1 point ago

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haha yup. didnt think my name of all things would be remembered

[–]SpitefulMoose 1 point2 points ago

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SO. MUCH. DELIGHTFUL.