Sometimes My Mind Wanders in Weird Ways

Greyacid · 7 months

I do this all the fucking time Just go for a nice 45 min jog/run. That should let you know if you've been poopin' or need some poopin'!

TwentyTwoNZ · 7 months

This made me realise I didn't.

DarkRainGuy · 7 months

Even more weird: -sitting on toilet with smart phone, browsing reddit when suddenly you realize you've been there for an hour and don't remember if you wiped or not-

packerbacker1221 · 7 months

Now i'm really scared that I've missed my shits for a week.

[deleted] · 7 months

Memorial shits are not the best shits, oddly enough.

Sexy_Fish · 7 months

You almost mae me spit out my tea, good sir.

chyeahbuddy · 7 months

I seriously just thought that same thing about 30 mins ago.... holy crap.

verbal327 · 7 months

It's the simple comics like these that make me laugh my ass off. Well done, sir.

eormom · 7 months

There are only 6 toilets in my building with about 700 employees. We have a trailer of bathrooms outside the building. When there is inclement weather, sometimes I hold it and forget. Which leads to this comic.

thaspaam · 7 months

It just occurred to me that I have no idea when my last shit was. I remember what it was like, but I can't figure out when it was. I don't even know what day it was. I should probably take a shit.

jaymcbang · 7 months

Damn it...now I'm wondering the same thing >.>

MrDoodleFace · 7 months

WHO downvoted all these comments?

Stubbgubben · 7 months

"hmm, did I?" was my first thought

Siriusredneck96 · 7 months

Great now I'm wondering the same thing... And I honestly don't remember.

relatedtospongebob · 7 months

I can relate. I tend to ask myself in public places (in a most serious way): "Am I wearing pants today?". The success rate is at a glorious 99%!!

blackeagle225 · 7 months

Did you!? This must be known to the world!

Bakudai · 7 months

This would also work on r/ketorage


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