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[–]studiosupport 11 points12 points ago

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So brave!

[–]ellesde 20 points21 points ago

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Bill! Bill! Bill!

[–]gerrettheferrett 2 points3 points ago

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[–]RoR_Ninja 4 points5 points ago

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$%&#$!!!

You got here first!!!!

[–]BladeMN 4 points5 points ago

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Science Rules!

[–]avonlakeguy 0 points1 point ago

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Please, fellow redditors, original content please!! We are almost at full circle. Use your brain to think outside the box. Make Bill Nye proud!!!!

[–]Jungl3 11 points12 points ago

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But this isn't funny.

[–]cabletv99 1 point2 points ago

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It will be if someone Nigel Thornberrys it.

[–]BigNikiStyle 2 points3 points ago

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I liked Bill Nye but I always liked Beakman's World better.

[–]bigmeech 2 points3 points ago

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WOW MAN YOU'VE HEARD OF BILL NYE TOO? DID YOU GROW UP IN THE 90S HAHA ME TOO 90S KIDS ARE THE BEST HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE SHOW DOUG OLD SCHOOL NICKELODEON WAS THE TITS!

[–]K_is_for_Kush 4 points5 points ago

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My fifth grade science teacher was so lazy all she did was throw on these videos when we came into class. Best term ever.

[–]canadianclub 2 points3 points ago

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Your fifth grade science teacher? My Grade 12 Biology teacher does this!

[–]yamato57 1 point2 points ago

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you will learn more with bill than your teacher.

[–]JimmyBananers 0 points1 point ago

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Was going to say this was my 7th grade science class.

[–]pedobear_run_kids 1 point2 points ago

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[–]bmore_92 1 point2 points ago

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met him in person once, he's fuckin awesome!

[–]Wyrdash 0 points1 point ago

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My brother saw him give a speech and said he was kind of a dick.

I DON'T KNOW WHI TO BELIEVE

[–]burnredatdawn 1 point2 points ago

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I learned that light is faster than a baseball...... Fucked me up for a while.

[–]thisisntadam 1 point2 points ago

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It was better before Disney got involved, IMO. GIVE ME PBS OR GIVE ME NOTHING!!!

[–]herrprofessor 1 point2 points ago

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We're working on it.

[–]ThaSteelman 0 points1 point ago

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It's so sad that I have to upvote this.

[–]herrprofessor 0 points1 point ago

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Honestly, I wish more people would. It is incredibly difficult to put together a PBS show that is entertaining, AND scientifically/educationally sound. We've been developing our for three years, and now all we have to do to make it real is finish fundraising. We can use all the upvotes we can get.

[–]MIDNIGHTZOMBIE 1 point2 points ago

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HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER THIS GREAT ________ FROM THE 90'S !?!?!?!

[–]RainingHipsters 1 point2 points ago

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What the fuck is this doing in r/funny? Why are we upvoting it?

[–]driir 0 points1 point ago

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Do they still show rerun's?

[–]FriendlyEgoBooster 0 points1 point ago

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I never knew it was affiliated with Disney. Interesting.

[–]thisisntadam 1 point2 points ago

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It wasn't, originally. They Disney got the show and it went to crap, IMO.

[–]mrpeach32 0 points1 point ago

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[–]GrandPappyDuPlenty[!] 0 points1 point ago

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My science teacher in sixth grade was his cousin. She was nothing like Bill. True story.

[–]iPeeLavaLampGoo 0 points1 point ago

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I like the new show where he tries to teach Fox News anchors science to no avail.

[–]Iamgoingtooffendyou 0 points1 point ago

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We still have Mythbusters.

[–]Dekar2401 1 point2 points ago

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It's so not the same.

[–]SubjectDelta87 2 points3 points ago

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Could you imagine if Bill Nye became a Mythbuster? I'd never leave my tv...

[–]thebosz 0 points1 point ago

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Okay, I love Billy Nye, but I hate when there's a rotating person and their eyes very obviously look at the camera.

Jeez people! Just stare straight ahead!

[–]oboe2damax 0 points1 point ago

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As a teacher, I have access to an online database with all of the Magic School Bus and Bill Nye Episodes that align to state standards. FTW.

[–]courtneeyyy 0 points1 point ago

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Loved watching this in school. Bill made my day. Bill Bill Bill Bill!

[–]DickensOrDrood 0 points1 point ago

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Where this show got its start http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almost_Live!

[–]riseden 0 points1 point ago

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Every. Single. Day. We. Have. A. Sub. Living the dream.

[–]Driesens 0 points1 point ago

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My Uni physics teacher looks suspiciously like an old Bill Nye. Which is strange because Bill Nye hasn't aged in 20 years...

[–]OatmealOnline 0 points1 point ago

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Still not 100% sure I believe him that a tennis ball and a bowling ball will fall at the same speed.

[–]Asthenos 0 points1 point ago

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Totally related: http://i.imgur.com/Cfrvl.jpg

One of my friends from high school hugging Bill Nye the freaking Science Guy

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SQLDave 0 points1 point ago

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I'll take Beakman any day

[–]sethboy66 0 points1 point ago

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I was actually just watching the good burger movie after not seeing it for 8 years!

[–]bugzrrad 0 points1 point ago

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i gotta watch that shit on "almost live" before it was hip. I'M BETTER THAN YOU /livesinseattle

[–]kikenazz 0 points1 point ago

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his ex wife tried to kill him

[–]pfawell 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck that show.

[–]RuafaolGaiscioch -1 points0 points ago

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I feel like I'm the only 90s kid that was never interested in this show.

[–]TheOtherOneWhoSpeaks 2 points3 points ago

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You're probably not far off with that comment. I think I learned more applicable stuff from his show than I did public school science classes.

[–]lmc211 2 points3 points ago

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that show was awesome. i am also a 90's kid and i was interested in that show.

[–]Genericrelish -1 points0 points ago

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Upvotes for anything Nye related from me.