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[–]44problems 163 points164 points ago

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In 2008, Pixar announced Newt, a story about the last two blue-footed newts in existence destined to mate to save their species from extinction, scheduled for release in 2012.

In May 2011, Pixar CEO John Lasseter implied that Newt had been shelved.

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 74 points75 points ago*

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That's how the illuminati spreads their messages.

[–]lud1120 21 points22 points ago

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And Redditors picks them up, and solve them.

[–]44problems 22 points23 points ago

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[–]makinganotheraccount 30 points31 points ago

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That picture is much funnier if you pretend that thing Milhouse is holding is a straw and he just railed a fat line.

[–]DJBJ 1 point2 points ago

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Do they not have cell phones?

[–]JustHere4TheDownVote -2 points-1 points ago

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God do I hope this was a joke and not your personal beliefs. Your username worries me.

[–]Roton7 43 points44 points ago

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Funny story -- Newt got shelved because Pixar found out about "Rio", which had essentially the same plot, but with birds.

[–]rynvndrp 13 points14 points ago

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Kind of like 'a shark tale' and nemo or 'antz' and 'a bug's life'

Dreamworks can make a computer gen movie faster than pixar and steals their ideas quite often. The sad thing is that dreamworks orginals are usually far better than what they steal (Shrek, Kung Fu Panda, How to train your dragon)

But now that they are under the same mouse's house, hopefully that will stop.

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[–]hoboto 4 points5 points ago

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... I thought Antz was better than A Bug's Life :(

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I agree, but not because A Bug's Life was bad, but because ANTZ was just a great movie.

[–]Roton7 1 point2 points ago

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Relevant (terrible video quality, I know)

[–]Elgin_McQueen 18 points19 points ago

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Sucks, I still have no urge to ever see Rio, but for some reason Newt sounds interesting.

[–]Lord_of_the_Dance 21 points22 points ago

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Rio was actually fun to watch.

[–]Helplessromantic 4 points5 points ago

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That, nice animation filled with lots of colors, not to mention surprisingly funny for a kids movie.

[–]Lord_of_the_Dance 3 points4 points ago

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The music was fun too. Animated movies are great aren't they?

[–]AliceHouse 0 points1 point ago

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i like grapes

[–]Elgin_McQueen 0 points1 point ago

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I like turtles!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Rio looked good

[–]the-ace 0 points1 point ago

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I think I saw a trailer for that movie, could that be?

[–]BlackCoffeeNoSugar 5 points6 points ago

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This is also almost the exact premise of the movie Rio.

Even Rio is blue.

I have a little sister be quiet >.>

[–]jscoppe 0 points1 point ago

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Next sentence in the Wikipedia entry:

In May 2011, Pixar CEO John Lasseter implied that Newt had been shelved due to it having a similar plotline to Blue Sky Studios' film Rio.

[–]BlackCoffeeNoSugar 0 points1 point ago

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Oh I just read the comment I didn't click the link. Sorry!

[–]StrictlyStupid 0 points1 point ago

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fun fact: the bird's name was Blu. Rio, or Rio de Janeiro, was the city where the story took place.

[–]BlackCoffeeNoSugar 0 points1 point ago

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Now I feel really dumb. <_>

[–]aRealSomebody 1 point2 points ago

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Are you half black? Is that what the user names about? I'm intrigued.

[–]44problems 1 point2 points ago

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No. Long boring story: high school yearbook, circa 2004. Everyone's happy to no longer have to take calculus. Friend signs "I got 99 problems but [Calculus Teacher] ain't one!" in bad handwriting. Second friend wonders what "44 problems" means.

Now I kinda wish your guess was correct.

[–]Immynimmy 313 points314 points ago

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Denzel at the end seals it.

[–]jaxnos 56 points57 points ago

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Every time, man. I just chuckled a bit at first, but when I saw him I couldn't contain the laughter.

Also, I like the bear OMG face. Maybe just as much as the dino one.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

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[–]jaxspider 6 points7 points ago

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Did not expect laughter from a SNL skit; was highly amused.

[–]thaiqr 6 points7 points ago

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A+ Would watch again.

[–]Zeppelanoid 2 points3 points ago

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Jay Pharoah's imitations are too good.

[–]Calitalian -1 points0 points ago

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That killed it for me.

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[–]nchammer326 20 points21 points ago

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Nope. That's Denzel in Training Day.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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my nigga

[–]jeanlucII 2 points3 points ago

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"I thought we were going to the office" -"You in the office, baby". Incidentally, this was the very moment in the film I realized its epicness.

[–]frazzlet 12 points13 points ago

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No that's Morgan Freeman.

[–]hobodemon 15 points16 points ago

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No, that's Wayne Brady.

[–]LgnTss 28 points29 points ago

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No, that's Robert Downey Jr.

[–]ark_keeper 8 points9 points ago

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I think you mean Don Cheadle

[–]RaidNations 7 points8 points ago

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No no no. That's Will Smith

[–]UEH 2 points3 points ago

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I thought it was Ving Rhames

[–]MrLyle 3 points4 points ago

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You people are idiots...it's obviously Chris Tucker.

[–]Klink_Dink 32 points33 points ago

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If Romney wins the primary, it is basically Bane Bain Capital vs. Obama.

[–]MFchimichanga 16 points17 points ago*

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When America is ashes, you have his permission to die

Woo people got the reference, I thought I was gonna get down voted to hell.

[–]goldteamrules 3 points4 points ago

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And isn't Batman supposed to die in Rises? :o

[–]tbax2011 4 points5 points ago

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Bane doesn't kill Batman, just cripples him, paving the way for a new Batman. Idk if that's how its going to be in the movie, though.

[–]lud1120 3 points4 points ago*

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Holy shit. $66 billion dollars it's worth. And romney has a big part over controlling it.

[–]iar 0 points1 point ago

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You...don't get out much do you?

[–]justkevin -3 points-2 points ago

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I'm not getting the analogy. The Dark Knight is about a black hero of the people, but who is actually really a rich white guy on the inside, that beats up accused terrorists without due process.

Wait...

[–]monster-hesh 62 points63 points ago

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Somewhat unrelated, remember that movie black knight with Martin Lawrence, it was so goddamn terrible, I want to see the black knight rises

[–]ajw827 27 points28 points ago

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That was on the other night. Terrible. I watched the whole thing.

[–]thatkenyan 18 points19 points ago

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It's such a guilty pleasure. That and 'Blue Streak' are movies I have to pretend to not like while in public.

[–]alphamini 21 points22 points ago

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Anyone who doesn't like Blue Streak hates happiness. Balee dat.

[–]vashed 9 points10 points ago

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What? Be proud of Blue Streak. That's a legit ass awesome movie

[–]kyzfrintin 6 points7 points ago

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Why Blue Streak? Blue Streak is fucking awesome!

[–]Shadic 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit. Other people who appreciate Blue Streak. You are all now my friends.

[–]pacman20 0 points1 point ago

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The fuck? Blue Streak was hilarious!

Edit: "Steak" is not hilarious

[–]DJBJ 0 points1 point ago

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POOM POOM. POOOMMMMM.

[–]TreTreTre 17 points18 points ago

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I really like that movie.

"Who be ye?"

"Who be I? I be stompin' yo ass you put yo hands on me one mo' again."

[–]herrmister 9 points10 points ago

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How about that random black girl in the English court in 1200s. Of course they explained it by saying she's "Nubian".

[–]terf2004 4 points5 points ago

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England was actually very multicultural even in the roman times, they brought massive amounts of african soldiers over and when they left some stayed. Not only that but they traded often with african countries.

[–]Hank_Scorpio_77 126 points127 points ago

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Batman begins: 2005 Obama sworn into senate: 2005 Kind of ridiculous, actually

[–]Softcorps_dn 39 points40 points ago

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That's a bit of a stretch since the election took place in 2004.

[–]aRealSomebody 12 points13 points ago

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Yeah, in that case he was sworn in 2009 and, if he wins, 2013.

[–]Captainpatch 112 points113 points ago

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Nonono, "The Dark Knight Rises" is talking about the election. "Batman Begins" is obviously talking about when he started working.

[–]Gator_pepper_sauce 27 points28 points ago

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[–]Captainpatch 6 points7 points ago

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So who was Robin? What was Biden doing in 1997? I guess he was a senator at the time... But where is the link?

I guess in 1997 he was fruitlessly trying to push federal funding for mammograms... He was trying to push regulations about advertising tobacco and alcohol to minors... A program trying to allow merit based financial aid for the top 5% of every graduating class...

Skimming through this, I can't help but feel nostalgic for a time when our government actually tried to do things instead of just trying to perpetuate a circle of blame and failure. No Robin link though. Anybody have clues?

[–]feratian 5 points6 points ago

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We try to forget that film. Don't bring it up again.

[–]ShallowBasketcase 3 points4 points ago

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Chill out.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Calmer than you are, dude.

[–]ShallowBasketcase 2 points3 points ago

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You shouldn't be mad at me, I'm really an ice guy!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Liar, that's not an actual movie.

[–]smellycatjizz 15 points16 points ago

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Makes sense to me.

[–]snubdeity 0 points1 point ago

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Do you actually get sworn into the same office twice?

[–]aRealSomebody 276 points277 points ago

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I really love 4chan... on Reddit. I fucking hate 4chan on 4chan.

That bear is the best.

[–]somewhatcleverEel 86 points87 points ago

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On regular 4chan you have to weed through the mostly uncreative comments to get to the good stuff where as here, the best has already been found! I concur about the bear.

[–]thegypsyqueen 32 points33 points ago

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I find myself laughing more often on 4chan than here. You just have to be on the right boards. There is far more creativity on 4chan. Memes only last a week, where here they are beat to death over a course of months.

[–]tidux 38 points39 points ago

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That's the whole difference. True anonymity means nobody gives a fuck who you are, each post is judged solely on its own merit (or maybe all the posts in one thread if you're tripfagging for a good reason). I've actually started enormous flamewars by arguing with myself on 4chan. Eventually people jump in on both sides, and you can just sit back and watch the chaos unfold.

[–]ilouiei 11 points12 points ago

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reeks of samefag in here

[–]ThundarrtheRedditor 9 points10 points ago

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They absolutely do not last a week. Theres people still using George and ISHYGDDT on /v/. I tried to remember when that started but my god time is hard to recollect on the Internets.

[–]lime148 9 points10 points ago

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/v/

found the problem

[–]ThundarrtheRedditor 8 points9 points ago

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100% true. But you can't talk about 4chan as an entire entity that never beats memes to death or is a wretched hive of scum an villainy because of the different communities on each board. /v/ is awful, /tg/ is rad.

[–]Points_To_You 7 points8 points ago

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Is there a best of 4chan subreddit?

I'm sure 4chan would be... flattered by a subreddit just filled with content stolen from them.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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Like, maybe, r/4chan?

[–]NigNogPooPoo 19 points20 points ago

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[–]Revoltr 5 points6 points ago

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Thank you good sir.

[–]MustStopMasturbating 1 point2 points ago

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They stopped updating it a couple months ago. Go here instead (nsfw cuz 4chan)

It's a lot better now because it uses Reddit's format.

[–]somewhatcleverEel 2 points3 points ago

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Ninja'd

[–]somewhatcleverEel 5 points6 points ago

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Through an extensive research, I found this, http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/ I'm not sure it's "best of 4chan" but I figured it sounded close to what you asked

[–]readyfyreaim 5 points6 points ago

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It's pretty much a "best of 4chan." People post the best threads on 4chan from that day that they saw.

[–]Silenced_is_Foo 2 points3 points ago

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<== Check out these dubs!

[–]the_satch 2 points3 points ago

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On <insert website> you have to weed through the mostly uncreative comments to get to the good stuff

And yes, that includes Reddit. It's amazing how the most irrelevant or derivative garbage gets so many upvotes.

[–]Hitchedonhitchens 0 points1 point ago

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Weed

[–]goldteamrules 0 points1 point ago

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Eh, not quite. Here it all depends on what you're subscribed to, so really it's what's best for you personally. Doesn't make Reddit better in comparison, just more conveinient.

[–]aRealSomebody 1 point2 points ago

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I really don't understand the format of it either. I go in and there are just boxes within boxes. I'm sure one simple explanation would set me straight, but the place is just a mix of weird and shitty with the rare gem.

[–]pnilz 4 points5 points ago

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At least it's an imageboard, I somehow feel reddit wants to be an imageboard but it has no native support for images.

[–]redlinezo6 0 points1 point ago

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but the place is just a mix of weird and shitty with the rare gem.

Sounds like you understand it purrrrrfectly.... worldsmostinterestingcat.jpeg

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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On regular 4chan you have to weed through the mostly uncreative comments to get to the good stuff

so it's really just like reddit, only with less shit that belongs on facebook

[–]Mr_Metropolis 8 points9 points ago

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I mean, you know what they say: Reddit is like 4chan with a condom.

[–]dclowd9901 3 points4 points ago

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Bears, beets... BATTLESTARGALACTICA

[–]ShallowBasketcase 0 points1 point ago

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That's pretty much what Reddit is made for. Brave souls venture out to the internet, trawling through all kinds of shit and bring back only the best stuff to post on Reddit, so the rest of us lazy asses can enjoy it without having to search too much.

Original content is overrated. Most of it sucks. I'd rather have reposts from other places that are actually good. As long as we don't start slapping REDDIT logos on everything, and give the source some credit, I don't see a problem with this at all.

[–]aRealSomebody 4 points5 points ago

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I agree. My biggest laughs are usually just a .gif or 4chan thread. Mix in some news and I'm quite content with Reddit aggregating rather than generating.

[–]Colostomy 3 points4 points ago

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Well said.

I've stopped using 4chan after every thread seemed to contain the dogbeingkilledwithashovel.gif.

I thought I was on /r/4chan then, was so confused about how your comment go so many upvotes and no comments contained the word 'faggot'.

People on /b/ are idiots, but the people on /r/4chan trying to be like people on /b/ is embarrassing.

[–]alltimeisrelative 9 points10 points ago

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Denzel is ma man! Put a Washington back in the White House!

[–]lud1120 7 points8 points ago

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Washington, D.C. (Denzel County)

[–]alltimeisrelative 1 point2 points ago

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Excellent sir! +1 to you.

[–]johnnygrant 6 points7 points ago

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Can't believe its been 4 years since The Dark Knight....time fucking flies

[–]myriad 1 point2 points ago

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Measure the copulation duration of small airborne insects? Whatever for?

[–]vemrion 0 points1 point ago

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For SCIENCE!!

[–]Martoogh 7 points8 points ago

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There's speculation that Batman may die in the movie. :|

[–]Onslow_Skils 7 points8 points ago

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Batman can't die, because fuck you, he's Batman. But then, he has died before...Oh yeah then he came back to life, because fuck you he's BATMAN.

[–]AliceHouse 0 points1 point ago

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there is no speculation. at the bear minimum, bane will break his back.

[–]spacemanspiff30 29 points30 points ago

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Why do I trust /b's predictions over pundits

[–]tubadeedoo 7 points8 points ago

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Because they're not bound by writers and sponsors.

[–]spacemanspiff30 2 points3 points ago

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Pshaw, I care nothing for your excuses for the bourgeois.

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[–]ChiefThief 25 points26 points ago

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[–]sweetlou623 0 points1 point ago

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Haha.

[–]mambypambyland 39 points40 points ago

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Why does 4chan get hilarious original content and we get pictures of people traced in and called f7u12 characters?

[–]Jafit 64 points65 points ago

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You're clearly unaware of how much shit you have to sift through in order to find anything good on 4chan.

[–]mambypambyland 32 points33 points ago

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Same with reddit.

[–]Jafit 16 points17 points ago

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Except that Reddit upvotes tons of shit, you have to sift through everything after it has already been through a voting system that was intended to sift through shit.

[–]joey_genius 5 points6 points ago

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the main advantage 4chan has over reddit is that on 4chan when you see someone shitposting, forcing memes and resubmitting worn out content you can vent your anger by calling them "faggot cancer" or some such, and if that isnt enough you can rest assured you will probably never see the thread again after you hit refresh. on reddit you more or less have to put up with a portion of the front page being reserved for a lot of reposts that reddit's upvote army hasnt seen or grown tired of yet

for a while i tried the "hide links after i downvote them" method but it was too much of a hassle, especially since i cant be bothered with logging in half the time

that said i dont agree with how 4chan is glorified on here as some kind of wild and exciting content farm. i think scrooge has it right and theres a reason i fell out of the habit of visiting the site

[–]mambypambyland 0 points1 point ago

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Am I Scrooge?

[–]mainsworth 8 points9 points ago

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So go to 4chan. There isn't anything stopping you. The good stuff is in /b/.

[–]tsFenix 13 points14 points ago

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Just remember to delete your C:\Windows\System32 folder afterwards

Just kidding, dont really do that...

[–]theghostofme 11 points12 points ago

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I think Microsoft got so tired of people actually doing that, that in 7 you really can't delete that folder, even if you really want to.

[–]hchan1 7 points8 points ago

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Testing this out now. Hmm, nope, it seems to be getting deleting like nor

[–]GarenBushTerrorist 5 points6 points ago

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Fucking masterful.

[–]Kennyboay 1 point2 points ago

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Try it guys, it's really not working.

Open the notepad and type in

@echo off

del c:\WINDOWS\system32

save the file as anything.bat and open it

It WONT work

[–]Theguyfromvault69 2 points3 points ago

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Why are you kidding? It makes your computer run faster, too!

[–]IDUnavailable 0 points1 point ago

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The good stuff is in /b/

Psst, that's the exact opposite of the truth.

[–]rotzooi 1 point2 points ago

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Start browsing /r/new and then report back, please.

(no really, we could use a lot more people to filter through all that shit)

[–]sulta 72 points73 points ago

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He's not the president America wants, he's the president America deserves.

[–]SonOfDadOfSam -2 points-1 points ago

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He's not the president America needs, he's the president America deserves.

FTFY since unfortunately plenty of people want him to stay in office.

[–]IAMGodAMA 15 points16 points ago

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In all seriousness, some shit would really have to hit the fan in order for Obama to lose.

He hasn't fucked it up enough to not win.

[–]Ol_Lefteye 13 points14 points ago

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The whole "taking action to prevent a second Great Depression because of his stimulus plan" thing definitely helps.

[–]dclowd9901 10 points11 points ago

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Hearing conservatives tell it, you'd think he's the one that caused it. They don't give him credit for jack shit. Honestly, I think it'd help their credibility a bit if they'd at least admit that he played some part in pulling America out of the alligator's mouth.

As it stands, Romney's the guy who likes firing people from jobs and Gingrich is about the most politician-iest politician who's ever politician'd.

[–]psych0fish 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah not sure I understand them. The whole "this guy is an asshat, even though I am actively working against him so that he looks bad" thing.

[–]IAMGodAMA 2 points3 points ago*

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To play devil's advocate, the stimulus was Bush's idea.

It was probably the one thing he did right.

Although arguably dismantling the regulations led to speculation which led to fantastic growth followed by the market crash.

meh.

edit: cool. downvoted for saying that Bush was anything but satan himself.

[–]ScottCarmichael -5 points-4 points ago

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He hasn't fucked it up enough to not win.

He hasn't really done enough to automatically win either.

If this were an elementary school class, he'd get a "P" for Participation.

[–]Totalchaos02 5 points6 points ago

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I love how redditors like to act morally superior and say that America has such a short attention span and yet no one here seems to remember 2009 and 2010, two of the most productive and important years for any President since FDR.

[–]ScottCarmichael -1 points0 points ago

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two of the most productive and important years for any President since FDR.

What are you talking about?

2009 and 2010 were horrible years for most Americans. Can you please explain exactly what you mean by "productive and important years"???

[–]Totalchaos02 6 points7 points ago

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Really?

The largest economic stimulus ever? Including some of the largest investments in clean energy and infrastructure?

The largest overhaul of our medical system since Medicare/Medicaid (actually probably more important than those two when all is said and done)?

The most stringent financial regulation since the great depression?

A major overhaul in the student loan system that will make college more affordable for millions of students?

The end of combat operations in Iraq that eventually culminated in full withdrawal that took place last December?

The virtual dismantling of Al-Queda which eventually lead to killing of Osama Bin Laden?

The biggest advance in civil rights in decades with the repeal if DADT?

A new START treaty with Russia?

Two Supreme Justices appointed to the bench?

Tons of other regulations, rules, laws, and achievements?

Really? None of those are ringing a bell?

[–]scorz 4 points5 points ago

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[–]franticpedantic 0 points1 point ago*

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Obviously this is a pro-Obama thread, but I have to disagree. Obamacare is a mixed bag and in his campaign he claimed the biggest difference between him and Clinton is he opposed individual mandates. Dodd-Frank is an abject failure, is a huge burden on small companies, and will not fix the real problems in finance. The student loans has been expanded but nobody has addressed it's contribution to rising tuition prices, which is funny since it's probably the main cause. He promised to withdraw from Iraq with 16 months and we were there until we were told to leave by their government. Killing Osama was good although I'm unclear as to how he contributed to that. It's also debatable that he should have been captured and tried instead. The repeal of DADT was an unqualified good thing. Appointing supreme justices has more to do with old supreme justices leaving than being productive.

Meanwhile he has arguably heightened our military agression in the military east, set a horrible precedent by using military force without congressional approval, signed a new Patriot Act, embarrassed us in the UN by advocating a Palestinian state than threatening to veto it, signed an NDAA allowing indefinite detainment, and cracked down on medical marijuna dispensaries.

[–]ScottCarmichael 0 points1 point ago

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The largest economic stimulus ever? Including some of the largest investments in clean energy and infrastructure?

Yeah those worked out well. How many full-time, long-lasting jobs were created (not saved!) from that stimulus? Also, does Solyndra ring a bell? Obama dumped half a billion into that one company and it went out of business less than 2 years later.

The largest overhaul of our medical system since Medicare/Medicaid (actually probably more important than those two when all is said and done)?

Private healthcare still exists - no one has automatic medical coverage covering everything and the Supreme Court has to determine whether what Obama shoved through is even technically legal. Yeah...great.

The most stringent financial regulation since the great depression?

Really? How so? Are banks now no longer too big too fail? After Obama did bank execs not get giant severance packages after their banks hit on hard times (despite getting massive Govt. support?)? Is Wall Street fundamentally different in any way?

A major overhaul in the student loan system that will make college more affordable for millions of students?

Does that student loan retroactive and support students Gen Y'rs who went to college before 2008? Does it cover private loans? Can people with defaulted loans get assistance/debt restructuring? Is school tuition at public colleges growing slower and slow or being reduced in any way? Is student loan debt now dischargeable in a bankruptcy? Can students who don't get Pell Grants get even more PER YEAR via Stafford Unsub/Sub loans?

The end of combat operations in Iraq that eventually culminated in full withdrawal that took place last December?

That would have happened under any President. No one supported armed involvement in Iraq after the mid-2000s. It was just a matter of time before that would happen - you can't attribute that to Obama. If Hilary Clinton had become Pres she would have done the same thing.

The virtual dismantling of Al-Queda which eventually lead to killing of Osama Bin Laden?

So the fact that Bush and his troops spent 7+ years tracking Bin Laden down did nothing? It was all Obama? Mr. "I Hate War" Obama is the one who magically came in, found out exactly where Bin Laden was and did the one thing Bush would have loved to have done during his 8 years in office? Yeah, sure.

The biggest advance in civil rights in decades with the repeal if DADT?

And the benefit of this is....what? The army has already been gutted financially - who gives a crap if someone can be gay and serve? This was a problem that didn't need to be focused on WHEN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS LIKE THE RECESSION EXIST.

A new START treaty with Russia?

Russia stopped being important when the USSR fell in '91. No one gives a crap about nuclear disarmament at this point. Russia is a shadow of its former self and the odds of Russia doing anything militaristic with a nuclear weapon are about as likely as North Korea having open borders.

Two Supreme Justices appointed to the bench?

How is that an accomplishment? Every President who is in office appoints a member if an opening occurs during their presidency. Big whoop.

Tons of other regulations, rules, laws, and achievements?

Like what?


Face it, the only noteworthy thing Obama has done is get a half-assed Health Care plan passed. There's no telling if it'll even become official or last beyond a few years if new laws and court decisions start gutting it.

He's a useless President and he's accomplished virtually nothing worth mentioning.

Obama = Meh

[–]IAMGodAMA 1 point2 points ago

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a "P" for participation is enough to get reelected.

There's a reason why congressmen have 90% incumbency rates.

[–]bombproof 10 points11 points ago

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4 chan, the only site uglier than reddit.

[–]ScottCarmichael 6 points7 points ago

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[–]nastri83 1 point2 points ago

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I was amazed when I visited this site once. If you can get past the terrible content, you're left with puke in HTML.

[–]foxh8er 0 points1 point ago

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[–]alinot 1 point2 points ago

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>2012

>not using appchan

mfw

[–]e-jazzer 5 points6 points ago

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10/10

[–]vashed 1 point2 points ago

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Would post again (and someone probably will, but I'll still like it, because it's fucking hilarious)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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like this if u cry evri tiem

[–]Mopso 13 points14 points ago

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[–]skyman747 10 points11 points ago

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Brace yourselves, the politics posts are coming.

[–]flightsin 13 points14 points ago

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[–]maverickx12 -4 points-3 points ago

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What kind of horrible person downvotes this?

[–]TrackerF16 1 point2 points ago

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That's got to have a little shop, you can't go 3 replies on /b/ without someone calling the op a fag,,

[–]tablevschair 1 point2 points ago

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In 2000 "Meet the Parents" then in 2004 "Meet the Fockers".

[–]fasfsfadfaa 1 point2 points ago

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Batman is supposed to die at the end of TDKR... does that mean Obama will die after the election?

[–]d4vi3j03 1 point2 points ago

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I dislike Obama a lot but this made me lollerskate.

[–]zelt000 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for lollerskate.

[–]vjfalk 1 point2 points ago

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It fits perfectly!

[–]bvanman 15 points16 points ago

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That's what she said.

[–]reddit4getit 0 points1 point ago

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I'm just pissed I didn't put this together before....and the Denzel pic always gets me!

[–]New_Slurm 0 points1 point ago

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Why do I go on reddit at the library? I'm gonna get banned from this place for laughing too loud

[–]no_splattering 0 points1 point ago

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ILLUMINATI!

[–]Benassi 0 points1 point ago*

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Oooooooooh yeah... there's a big problem with that...

[–]FulminatedMercury 0 points1 point ago

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I'm liking all these 4chan posts. Much better than the Facebook ones.

[–]ronaldraygun91 0 points1 point ago

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The one non-dirty thing I've seen from 4chan

[–]Deftin 0 points1 point ago

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I'm rooting for Bane.

[–]blacblu 0 points1 point ago

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What web browser was used to take this screenshot? The letters are so smooth. ಠ_ಠ

[–]jimmydoodle91 0 points1 point ago

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Oh that's precious.

[–]rattfink111 0 points1 point ago

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is that third picture Johnny Knoxville? I've seen it a bunch of times, it's awesome!

[–]Jackus_Maximus 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't get for a second. Nice.

[–]radius55 0 points1 point ago

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The Dark Knight? More like the Dark Night.

[–]wuy3 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone know where they got the bear face from?

[–]pikacz 0 points1 point ago

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i hope he wins, i like him

[–]rillegas08 0 points1 point ago

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He's the hero we have, but not the hero we need or deserve. That would be Buddy Roemer.

[–]ErixTheRed 0 points1 point ago

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Anybody else think this new Denzel movie feels like training day for the CIA?

[–]ajw827 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't matter. Denzel is the shit. I'll go see it.

[–]starkid08 0 points1 point ago

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Post picture on r/4chan get one upvote

someone else takes my link and posts on r/funny gets over 1000 upvotes

feelsbadman.jpeg

[–]friednoodles 0 points1 point ago

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/b/ is not 4chan. That's like calling /spacedicks reddit.

[–]Onslow_Skils 0 points1 point ago

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/r/spacedicks. People won't find it if you don't say it right.

[–]D0kk3n -1 points0 points ago

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Since when are 4Chan users old enough to vote?

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[–]scsnse 5 points6 points ago

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Why do I get the feeling that you voted for George Wallace, not because you were pro-Segregation, but because it would've been funny to watch the Colored reaction to it getting reinstated after they finally got their civil rights?

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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There are a few diamonds in the rough over a /b/.

This is definitely one of them.

[–]ttnorac -2 points-1 points ago

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Enjoy ACTA because [the remainder of this post has been censored by the federal government. All viewers of this comment will be prosecuted.]

[–]FurryEels -1 points0 points ago

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Dear cheeses, I hope not...