The largest economic stimulus ever? Including some of the largest investments in clean energy and infrastructure?

Yeah those worked out well. How many full-time, long-lasting jobs were created (not saved!) from that stimulus? Also, does Solyndra ring a bell? Obama dumped half a billion into that one company and it went out of business less than 2 years later.

The largest overhaul of our medical system since Medicare/Medicaid (actually probably more important than those two when all is said and done)?

Private healthcare still exists - no one has automatic medical coverage covering everything and the Supreme Court has to determine whether what Obama shoved through is even technically legal. Yeah...great.

The most stringent financial regulation since the great depression?

Really? How so? Are banks now no longer too big too fail? After Obama did bank execs not get giant severance packages after their banks hit on hard times (despite getting massive Govt. support?)? Is Wall Street fundamentally different in any way?

A major overhaul in the student loan system that will make college more affordable for millions of students?

Does that student loan retroactive and support students Gen Y'rs who went to college before 2008? Does it cover private loans? Can people with defaulted loans get assistance/debt restructuring? Is school tuition at public colleges growing slower and slow or being reduced in any way? Is student loan debt now dischargeable in a bankruptcy? Can students who don't get Pell Grants get even more PER YEAR via Stafford Unsub/Sub loans?

The end of combat operations in Iraq that eventually culminated in full withdrawal that took place last December?

That would have happened under any President. No one supported armed involvement in Iraq after the mid-2000s. It was just a matter of time before that would happen - you can't attribute that to Obama. If Hilary Clinton had become Pres she would have done the same thing.

The virtual dismantling of Al-Queda which eventually lead to killing of Osama Bin Laden?

So the fact that Bush and his troops spent 7+ years tracking Bin Laden down did nothing? It was all Obama? Mr. "I Hate War" Obama is the one who magically came in, found out exactly where Bin Laden was and did the one thing Bush would have loved to have done during his 8 years in office? Yeah, sure.

The biggest advance in civil rights in decades with the repeal if DADT?

And the benefit of this is....what? The army has already been gutted financially - who gives a crap if someone can be gay and serve? This was a problem that didn't need to be focused on WHEN MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS LIKE THE RECESSION EXIST.

A new START treaty with Russia?

Russia stopped being important when the USSR fell in '91. No one gives a crap about nuclear disarmament at this point. Russia is a shadow of its former self and the odds of Russia doing anything militaristic with a nuclear weapon are about as likely as North Korea having open borders.

Two Supreme Justices appointed to the bench?

How is that an accomplishment? Every President who is in office appoints a member if an opening occurs during their presidency. Big whoop.

Tons of other regulations, rules, laws, and achievements?

Like what?

Face it, the only noteworthy thing Obama has done is get a half-assed Health Care plan passed. There's no telling if it'll even become official or last beyond a few years if new laws and court decisions start gutting it.

He's a useless President and he's accomplished virtually nothing worth mentioning.

Obama = Meh